Bill vaughan

The wonderful world of home appliances now makes it possible to cook indoors with charcoal and outdoors with gas.

It would be nice if the poor were to get even half of the money that is spent in studying them.

Economists report that a college education adds many thousands of dollars to a man's lifetime income - which he then spends sending his son to college.

Maybe the answer to Selective Service is to start everyone off in the army and draft them for civilian life as needed.

A three year old child is a being who gets almost as much fun out of a fifty-six dollar set of swings as it does out of finding a small green worm.

People learn something every day, and a lot of times it's that what they learned the day before was wrong.

Muscles come and go; flab lasts.

The groundhog is like most other prophets; it delivers its prediction and then disappears.

The tax collector must love poor people, he's creating so many of them.

In the game of life, it's a good idea to have a few early losses, which relieves you of the pressure of trying to maintain an undefeated season.