Bernie mac

Stand-up is what I am; stand-up is what made me.

I don't care about how I look; I'm dedicated to the laughs. You know, I used to be a clown, so - my name was Smoothie the Clown. All the training I had, all my training is geared toward making people...

I hate to let people down. I was like that in sports and I was like that in comedy. I was like that at work. When I worked General Motors and stuff like that, when I say something, I mean it.

We're so politically correct; we take things so seriously.

You can't be a doctor if you don't know the entire parts of the body.

I hate to compare anything, especially while I'm promoting. I feel that's another disrespect, but 'Ocean's 13' is the best movie I've ever done in my life. No question.

You're never going to see me playing a buffoon.

Only way you can you get upset is when you expecting something.

My humor had changed from foolishness to making sense.

When you're offstage, that's the footprint. That's the man God's gonna judge.