Bennett cerf

Fame - anyone who says he doesn't like it is crazy.
For me, a hearty 'belly laugh' is one of the beautiful sounds in the world.
A pat on the back, through only a few vertebrae removed from a kick in the pants, is miles ahead in results.
Gross ignorance is 144 times worse than ordinary ignorance.
The Atomic Age is here to stay - but are we?
Middle age is when your old classmates are so grey and wrinkled and bald they don't recognize you.
Good manners: The noise you don't make when you're eating soup.
The person who can bring the spirit of laughter into a room is indeed blessed.