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( theme music playing ) ( chickens squawk ) Doorman: WELCOME TO THE MONTE CRISTO. ( music playing over P.A. ) 1200 SQUARE FEET. WE CAN DO 20 TABLES, SEATING UP TO 200. IT IS BOOKED FOR AN AFTERNOON...

(crows caw) (Frankie) THE END OF THE SCHOOL YEAR-- FINALS, PARENT-TEACHER CONFERENCES AND THAT OFFICIAL TEENAGE POPULARITY METER... THE YEARBOOKS ARE OUT! OH, WOW, HONEY. I HAVEN'T LOOKED YET....