He be the count of Monte Cristo Could be a quake any day Maybe somebody from Siam Begin the era of a new rage Keeps lickin' all the honey Chewin' up the fat he rakes Instead of sending to the lions...
Runnin' round with the wrong crowd Goin' out on a last stand Playin' too hard an' too loud Bad cards in a bad hand Wanna dance, wanna sing Whip you with that lickin' thing Tonight I'm gonna kick up...