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I'ma blast your brains Talking full-on sex I got a porcupine called "Zazoom" He leaves his scent on people's graves (Why is Zazoom always around so many graves?) I had a cold one time, then...

That dope fiend wanted to strip naked and think Now she's rolling like a pimp, yeah Gonna send flowers to all my foes Drive a Mexican cab to the store Stink and sweat out the juice we got in there I'm...

Definite I'm planning on making war Gotta beat those kids no doubt, and I Gotta poo at the house, here we go, let's leave If I think that's it's time I should go I could say "Oy-ee-Oy" gotta...

Are you the one? Are you? Yeah, yeah, yeah Baby, I want it in my dumpster, yeah! All these Chinese men be texting me "What's happenin', Slick?" Then I throw up in my towel, perfect shellfish...

Just give me that blunt and I'll last all night All night I wish I had like 500 Damn boy, if it hurt the first time Shouldn't be riding inside the whore shack Dude's so crazy, he tryin' to sell me...

Yeah, I'm the Magic Man at the Magic School I rescued 17 chickens one day I'm the Magic Man, got a magic goose Them chickens do stuff I can't explain to you My life is a macaroni dream Little white...