Wearing cut-up jean shorts, or maybe a tracksuit Driving to the school in my Chevy Nova Between my legs is a super-bug gulp cup of Coca-Cola I may be a skid but my kids don't drink Coca-Cola, they'll...
Did Hamburgler put something in my mailbox? A book of coupons that really rock 'Cause discounted apple pies blow my tube socks off Brush the snow off of the Dodge Neon Gonna get my full track suit on...
Who's awake at 5 a.m.? Oh yeah, I am At the Regina Greyhound station watching CNN. And the woman with one eye stares at me She lost her good eye so she stares evilly I think she wants my seat closer...
Are we gonna work it out, or is it Mike Tyson's punchout? 'Cause you have been looking at me like you're gonna kill me in my sleep Because you are so very cute, but crazy as a Fruit Loop But this does...