This girl was taking a piss down the front of my face, yeah. I got my ho-ho-ho and a bottle of rum, baby. I'm an ape, I'm swinging from girl to girl. I'm an ape, I don't care if you're from outer...
God sent us up from the animals but hey I don't know what it means I'm just a monkey swinging Oh-oh-ay Oh-oh-ay Oh-oh-ay Oh-oh-hey "Stay cool", not an easy request but hey Ask the question,...
-BOOK FIFTH. CHAPTER I. ABBAS BEATI MARTINI. Dom Claude's fame had spread far and wide. It procured for him, at about the epoch when he refused to see Madame de Beaujeu, a visit which he long...
THE ADVENTURE OF THE DANCING MEN Holmes had been seated for some hours in silence with his long, thin back curved over a chemical vessel in which he was brewing a particularly malodorous product. His...
Adventure II. The Yellow Face [In publishing these short sketches based upon the numerous cases in which my companion's singular gifts have made us the listeners to, and eventually the actors...
CHAPTER X The Property Is Carried Off The February morning looked gray and drizzling through the window of Uncle Tom's cabin. It looked on downcast faces, the images of mournful hearts. The...
CHAPTER XV Of Tom's New Master, and Various Other Matters Since the thread of our humble hero's life has now become interwoven with that of higher ones, it is necessary to give some...
CHAPTER XII A Jonah Day It really began the night before with a restless, wakeful vigil of grumbling toothache. When Anne arose in the dull, bitter winter morning she felt that life was flat, stale,...
CHAPTER XV FRIDAY'S EDUCATION After I had been two or three days returned to my castle, I thought that, in order to bring Friday off from his horrid way of feeding, and from the relish of a...
CHAPTER IX A Question of Color "That old nuisance of a Rachel Lynde was here again today, pestering me for a subscription towards buying a carpet for the vestry room," said Mr....