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Goodmorning Jacie it's Saturday, August 7th *jingle* So I was sitting at my desk and you would never guess what I found Mad Libs Mad Libs is fun to play with friends but you can also play it...
4 12 26 31 57 Fucking radio, shit! if you want to say something atleast let me understand!
 What the fuck do you mean by these numbers? No.. Cannot be those... Fantastic, good job Fulvio Oh it was...
[music] [applause] Dr. Brabant: Good morning, everyone. It is my honor and privilege as the Chief Faculty Marshall to proclaim the opening of the 2013 Butler University Commencement exercises. I would...
Lydia: Hey, everybody's favorite nerd! Sorry, Lizzie, still love you. Mary: Hey, what are you doing here? Lydia: Aren't you happy to see me? Mary: Don't you have class right...
Let's get this seance started. We are listening. * Bang! * Ruby: I saw something last night. No, I saw nothing. Ruby: But nothing didn't send those books flying. Something did....
I know a ghost when I hear one, and that's a ghost. Ruby: That wasn't a ghost, it was a corpse. Eleven puzzles. Ruby: Clue #1. Ruby: It's her email address. Ruby: Could this be...
*Sound of thunder* Praise and reverence to the spirits. May you rest in eternal peace. But indulge me for a second, because it you don't mind me saying so, one of you is not resting so...
Good morning, Hank; it's Monday, January 22nd. Thank you for this shirt. I love this shirt, and it is also an excellent motivator to continue losing weight. It's a little tight!...