We've just been performing a guerrilla gig In the middle of another group's guerrilla gig Well surely that's the ultimate guerrilla gig But still they cried like girls Road signs on our country lanes...
In the kingdom of the blind It's said the one-eyed man is king And in the kingdom of the bland It's nine o'clock on ITV I believe I've seen holograms With more substance than you Automatic doors don't...
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Indicate then you stupid bastard How was I supposed to know That you intended to go left I’m not a mind reader You shall be cast away into the fiery pit And in the fiery pit there are Eternal...
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