A very potter sequel

Lucius: Don't ever tell me what I can't do I'd watch my tongue if I were you For all we know, You-Know-Who Could be watching us Yaxley: (Spoken) He can't be, he's dead! Lucius: That never stopped our...

Lucius: There are so many douchebags in the world Yes, so many douchebags get the girls Who deserve more than absolutely anything That any charm or potion could ever bring But men like that, they have...

Dumbledore: I bet, You're the one who gets All of the boys to buy you things. Umbridge: I'm sure, That you get all the girls To beg you for their wedding rings. Dumbledore: I like your twisted humor!...

Harry: Hermione can't draw All: Hermione can't draw Hermione cannot draw. She only reads books And she cannot draw Even if she's reading A how to draw book. Hermione can't draw... (Dialogue) Harry:...

Ron: You're Harry Freakin' Potter! You don't understand You're a legend, man To us all! Every son and daughter Chorus: Safe! Ron: From You-Know-Who All because of you! You were small, But I wonder if...