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HEY...
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
I'M WALKING.
I'M WALKING.
WHERE ARE YOU, UH,
WHERE YOU WALKING TO?
I'M BABYSITTING,
MARK.
CAN YOU
LEAVE ME ALONE?
WANT TO DO
SOMETHING LATER?
IT'S FRIDAY,
YOU KNOW.
ARE YOU DEAF?
WHAT?
ARE YOU DEAF, MARK?
WHAT?
WHAT ARE YOU
THINKING?
AH, COME ON.
IT'D BE FUN.
BRING THE KIDS.
I TOLD YOU
TO LEAVE ME ALONE, MARK,
ALL RIGHT?
HI.
OH, HI.
HOPE I'M NOT
TOO LATE.
WHAT TIME IS IT?
6:40, BUT THAT'S
ALL RIGHT.
WE'RE LATE AS USUAL.
[TELEVISION PLAYS]
HARRY,
THE BABYSITTER'S HERE.
[HUMMING]
IT WAS GREAT
OF YOU TO COME BY
ON SUCH SHORT NOTICE.
NO PROBLEM,
MRS. TUCKER.
WE REALLY
APPRECIATE THAT.
SO WHAT YOU GUYS
EATING, HUH?
HAMBURGERS
AND COKE.
DAD SAID I COULD
STAY UP TILL 10:00.
NOT IF YOU
DON'T BEHAVE,
OTHERWISE
YOU'RE GOING TO BED RIGHT NOW
AND WITH NO TV.
OH, EXCUSE ME, DEAR,
COULD YOU
HELP ME WITH THIS?
NO PROBLEM.
THANK YOU.
THE ZIPPER JUST...
DAD, PUT YOUR CLOTHES ON.
OH, PFF.
HONEY, WHERE ARE
MY BLUE PANTS, HUH?
WITH ALL YOUR OTHER
PANTS, HARRY, UPSTAIRS.
AND WHAT ARE YOU WEARING
THIS SILLY TIE FOR?
YOU KNOW I HATE IT.
AND WHAT
DO YOU THINK?
WHATEVER YOU LIKE,
MR. TUCKER.
♪ THINK I KNOW YOU
SO WELL ♪
♪ I'VE BEEN THINKING
NOW HE'S GONE ♪
♪ I FEAR THAT HE RENTED
HIS SOUL, DEAR ♪
♪ TAKING-- ♪
♪ TAKING IN THE PAPER
AND THE FEAR ♪
♪ DON'T HIDE YOURSELF ♪
♪ IF YOU'VE GOT TO BE
WITH SOMEONE ELSE... ♪
YOU GOING TO WALK
RIGHT PAST ME?
I'M SORRY.
WHAT'S YOUR NAME
AGAIN?
HA. THAT'S FUNNY.
HEY, WHAT'S UP
WITH THE LONER? WHAT'S HIS PROB?
I THINK
SHE DUMPED HIM.
HA. REALLY.
WHAT ARE YOU
DOING TONIGHT? WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
I WAS WONDERING
IF YOU WANT TO COME OUT WITH ME AND JOEY TONIGHT.
UH, HMM...
CAN I
THINK ABOUT IT?
YEAH.
YEAH?
YEAH.
THINK ABOUT IT.
SEE YA.
HEY.
HEY.
WHAT'S UP?
YOUR MOM GOING
TO MY FOLKS' PARTY TONIGHT?
YOU TALKING TO ME?
YEAH.
UH, SHE'S
OUT OF TOWN.
I GUESS THAT'S WHY
YOU'RE HERE EATING THIS SWILL...
ALONE.
YEAH.
YOU GOT
ANY PLANS, MAN?
ACTUALLY,
I GOT TO GET HOME.
GOT EARLY PRACTICE
TOMORROW.
OOH, PRACTICE.
EXCITEMENT.
YOU HAVEN'T
CHANGED, JACK.
[WHISTLES]
[WHISTLES]
COULD I HAVE A BEER?
MAYBE.
I DON'T HAVE
ANY MONEY, THOUGH.
OHH.
CLOSE YOUR EYES
FOR A SECOND.
JUST CLOSE THEM,
ALL RIGHT?
THAT'S
THE ONLY REASON I COME IN HERE.
I HOPE
YOU KNOW THAT.
NOW, JIMMY, EAT YOUR
HAMBURGER, NOT JUST THE POTATO CHIPS.
SEE THAT HE
EATS DINNER, DEAR.
HERE'S THE BABY'S
BOTTLE.
I'M TOO TOLD
FOR A BABYSITTER.
WHOO...
MM...
YOU READY, DARLIN'?
WHY DO YOU HAVE TO START
DRINKING NOW, HONEY?
HEY, THAT'S A CUTE
OUTFIT YOU GOT ON.
THANKS, MR. TUCKER.
WE'RE GOING TO BE LATE.
YEAH.
HAVE A GOOD TIME.
YOU, TOO, AND YOU KIDS
BE GOOD, NOW. BYE, NOW.
AND YOU BE GOOD, TOO, HUH?
BYE, MOM.
SHE SURE IS
A CUTE LITTLE THING.
EAT YOUR HAMBURGER.
HEY, JACK.
WAIT UP, DUDE.
OH, A BEER.
I'M SO SHOCKED.
OH, NICE, MARK.
IT'S A NIGHTMARE,
ISN'T IT?
YOU'VE REALLY
CHANGED, MAN.
HEY, YOU WANT ONE?
I CAN GO GRAB YOU ONE.
WHAT'S ON YOUR MIND,
MARK?
NOT A WHOLE LOT.
I'M JUST HANGING OUT
WITH MY OLD BUDDY JACK.
WE HAVEN'T BEEN
BUDDIES FOR A WHILE.
YEAH. I KNOW,
AND THAT'S MY FAULT.
I DON'T KNOW,
I SAW YOU SITTING ALONE
IN THE DINER BACK THERE.
I WAS THINKING
MAYBE YOU'D BE UP FOR DOING SOMETHING.
OLD TIMES' SAKE
OR SOMETHING.
WHAT ABOUT YOUR
FRIEND BACK THERE?
AREN'T YOU
GOING TO DO SOMETHING WITH HER?
OH, YOU MEAN--YEAH.
WELL, SHE'S, UH...
NOTHING SPECIAL,
YOU KNOW?
YOUR GIRLFRIEND,
THOUGH...
OH, SISTER.
SHE'S SOMETHING
SPECIAL, MAN.
YEAH.
SHE'S REALLY GREAT.
SO YOU GUYS
AREN'T DOING NOTHING TONIGHT?
WELL...
ACTUALLY,
SHE'S BABYSITTING.
BABYSITTING, HUH?
HMM.
THAT'S TOO BAD.
LIKE YOU'RE NOT
GOING TO BE OVER THERE
AT 8:00 OR WHATEVER.
LUCKY MAN. GOD.
IF MY MEMORY
SERVES ME CORRECTLY,
YOU ARE A LUCKY MAN.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?
HMM?
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN--
"IF MY MEMORY
SERVES ME CORRECTLY." WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?
ARE YOU SAYING
YOU WENT OUT WITH HER?
WELL, THAT'S--
I GO OUT WITH A LOT
OF CHICKS, YEAH.
WHY ARE YOU
TALKING TO ME?
NO REASON, MAN.
OH, I'LL SEE YOU
LATER, MAN.
WHOA, WAIT, HOLD ON.
HEY, HEY...
COME ON. YOU PISSED
OR SOMETHING?
NO. NO, I'M...
COME ON.
I SAID I'M SORRY.
I DIDN'T, UH...
THAT'S WEIRD.
SHE NEVER SAID NOTHING TO YOU?
NO, SHE DIDN'T.
WELL, MAYBE
SHE SHOULD HAVE.
Go to sleep.
Aren't you tired?
OHH...
I DON'T KNOW
IF I TRUST THAT GIRL.
WHY, BECAUSE SHE
LIKES MY UGLY TIES?
I DON'T KNOW
IF I TRUST HER WITH THE BABY.
SHE SEEMS...
A LITTLE CARELESS.
I'M PRETTY SURE SHE
HAD HER BOYFRIEND OVER THE OTHER TIME.
WHAT'S WRONG
WITH THAT?
YOU KNOW, I NEVER
HAD A BABYSITTER AS PRETTY AS YOU
WHEN I WAS
A LITTLE BOY.
[SIGH]
SO, UH...
WHAT DO YOU SAY
WE TAKE THE LONG WAY HOME, HUH?
WHATEVER YOU LIKE,
MR. TUCKER.
YEAH.
HA HA HA--WHOA.
HARRY,
I TOLD YOU YOU DID NOT NEED THAT DRINK.
AND ANOTHER THING,
THAT GIRL--
THE OTHER TIME,
I'M ALMOST POSITIVE
SHE USED OUR BATHTUB
AND TOOK A BATH.
I MEAN,
CAN YOU IMAGINE THAT?
[ROCK MUSIC PLAYS]
JACK,
I'M SORRY, MAN.
YOU SURE
YOU'RE COOL WITH EVERYTHING?
AGAIN,
I'M SORRY, MAN.
I SHOULDN'T--
I SHOULDN'T
HAVE SAID ANYTHING.
JACK?
YOU--
MAN, LAST BALL
ALREADY?
THAT'S THE LAST ONE,
JACK.
OH...BRRR.
THE THING
IS COLD, MAN.
YOU COULD USE
THE OLD JACK TOUCH.
GET IT, GET IT.
WELL, YOU JUST,
UH, LOST.
O.K., SO,
UH...
I GUESS
IT'S MY TURN, HUH?
YOU STEP RIGHT OVER HERE.
THIS MACHINE,
I PRETTY MUCH GOT IT
ALL FIGURED OUT, YOU KNOW?
SO, UH...
WHEN DID YOU
GO OUT WITH HER?
JACK, DON'T
EVEN SWEAT IT.
IT WAS A LONG TIME AGO.
ONE DATE.
THE...MORE IMPORTANT
QUESTION IS, UH,
WHAT'S A GUY LIKE YOU
DOING ALONE ON A FRIDAY NIGHT?
YOU TWO ON THE ROCKS
OR WHAT?
I TOLD YOU
SHE'S BABYSITTING.
OH, COME ON!
I'M GOING TO
TURN THIS OVER RIGHT NOW.
I DON'T KNOW IF YOU
WANT TO TAKE ANY ADVICE FROM ME, MAN,
BUT MAYBE YOU
SHOULD CALL HER.
[TELEPHONE RINGS]
[RING]
HELLO.
TUCKER'S RESIDENCE.
TELL HER A GOOD THING
LIKE HER HAS GOT TO BE PASSED AROUND.
HELLO?
HI.
WE SORT OF THOUGHT
WE'D DROP BY--
NO, NO...
JACK AND I WERE JUST
SAYING, YOU KNOW,
TWO'S COMPANY...
THREE'S AN ***.
HUH?
OH, YOU TILTED, MAN.
YEAH. GUESS SO, MAN.
*** BELIEVE THAT?
YOU KNOW WHAT, MARK?
YOU'RE RIGHT.
I WOULDN'T TAKE ADVICE
FROM SOMEBODY LIKE YOU.
SEE YA.
"ALAS, THE HEAVY DAY.
WHY DO YOU WEEP?
"ALAS, THE HEAVY DAY.
WHY DO YOU WEEP?
"AM I THE MOTIVE
OF THESE TEARS, MILORD?
AM I...THE MOTIVE
OF THESE TEARS, MILORD?"
HMM.
"OF HAPPILY YOU,
MY FATHER, DO SUSPECT--
"OF HAPPILY YOU,
MY FATHER, DO SUSPECT...
"AN INSTRUMENT OF THIS
YOU'RE CALLING BACK.
LAY NOT BLAME ON ME
IF YOU HAVE LOST HIM."
IF YOU HAVE LOST HIM.
HEY, HEY, JACK.
IT WAS
LAST SUMMER.
WHAT?
WHEN I WENT OUT
WITH HER. IT WAS LAST SUMMER.
YOU SAID
YOU WANTED TO KNOW, RIGHT?
LISTEN, MARK,
IT'S BEEN GREAT
HANGING OUT WITH YOU.
WHY DON'T YOU *** OFF?
YOU KNOW,
FOR OLD TIMES' SAKE.
OH, MAN!
O.K.,
SO THIS IS YOU--
"MARK,
WHAT'S THE TIME?
"IT'S 6:00.
HEY, *** YOU."
JESUS. YOU ASK ME
A QUESTION, RIGHT, AND I'M ANSWERING.
WHAT'S
THE REAL STORY?
YOU IN LOVE
WITH THIS GIRL, HUH?
IS THAT IT?
YOU'RE ALL BENT
OUT OF SHAPE.
THAT'S COOL.
IT'S HARD TO KNOW
IF YOU REALLY LOVE A GIRL
UNLESS
YOU'VE *** HER.
WHY DON'T YOU
CALM DOWN?
[SIREN]
***.
GO, GO, GO.
ARE YOU *** CRAZY?
OH, MAN,
I'M SORRY, MAN.
AM I THE GREATEST
AT SAYING THE WRONG THING?
YEAH, YOU ARE.
THAT'S TWICE.
JACK, I'M SO SORRY.
I DON'T KNOW
WHAT TO SAY.
I SHOULD JUST KEEP
MY MOUTH SHUT.
I'VE GOT
A LITTLE SURPRISE.
LET'S SEE.
WHAT DID I DO WITH THAT?
BAM.
LOOK AT
THAT FAT GUY.
LET'S BURN IT DOWN.
RELAX. NO ONE
CAN SEE US.
OH, JACK, MAN,
COME ON.
THAT'S MY WAY
OF SAYING I'M SORRY.
HERE
IS TO A NIGHT...
OF ENDLESS
POSSIBILITIES.
HEY, MAN,
WHAT THE ***?
JACK...
ALL I SAID WAS
YOU SHOULD CALL YOUR GIRLFRIEND.
I'M NOT
GONNA CALL HER!
WHAT,
ARE YOU WORRIED ABOUT THE TUCKERS?
COME ON.
THEY'RE ALREADY OVER AT MY HOUSE.
PARTY TIME.
[WHISTLING]
HONEY,
COULD YOU PLEASE STOP WHISTLING THAT TUNE?
AND TRY NOT
TO DRINK TOO MUCH TONIGHT, O.K.?
YEAH, YEAH, YEAH,
YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.
YEAH.
HEY, DOLLY, HARRY,
GLAD YOU COULD MAKE IT.
WOULDN'T MISS IT
FOR ANYTHING.
MWAH.
HOPE WE'RE NOT TOO LATE.
YOU'RE ONE OF
THE FIRST.
OH, YOU TWO.
HI.
HI.
COME ON UP.
O.K. ALL RIGHT.
GOODBYE.
HI, BERNICE.
OH, THANK YOU.
YOU LOOK BEAUTIFUL.
OH, HI, SAM, WILMA,
JOE, AUDREY.
HARRY, WHAT'S
YOUR POISON?
UH, BOURBON.
HI, EVERYBODY. DOLLY?
UM, I'LL TAKE
A WINE SPRITZER, PLEASE.
SO, AUDREY,
MUST BE ANY DAY NOW.
YOU MUST BE
SO UNCOMFORTABLE IN THIS WEATHER.
OH, YEAH.
I'M USED TO IT
BY NOW.
HOW ARE THOSE
FOUR BOYS OF YOURS?
OH--WE HOPE
IT'S A GIRL.
HERE, DOLLY.
OH, THANK YOU.
HOW'S YOUR
LITTLE ONE, DOLLY?
OH. OH, HE'S FINE.
HE'S THE MOST
PRECIOUS BABY,
BUT IT'S NICE
TO GET AWAY.
IT ISN'T EASY.
WELL, IT SURE
DOESN'T SHOW, DOLLY.
YOU LOOK YOUNGER
EVERY DAY.
WHAT'S
YOUR SECRET?
SECRET? HA.
HAAGEN DAZS.
ALL THOSE CALORIES--
GETTING HER BABY FAT BACK.
HARRY, HAVE A HEART.
HA HA,
YOU SON OF A ***.
ON SECOND THOUGHT,
I'LL TAKE A ***
STRAIGHT UP.
[TV GUNFIRE]
HEY, GUYS...
BITSY...
JIMMY...
YOU'RE A THIEF!
STOP IT.
YOU GUYS, ST-STOP IT.
YOU GUYS, GET OFF!
HA HA HA...
GET OFF.
STOP IT.
STOP IT.
STOP IT.
JIMMY, I'M SERIOUS.
STOP.
[TELEPHONE RINGS]
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
STOP IT.
[RING]
JIMMY...GET OFF.
[RING]
[RING]
CAVALRY
TO THE RESCUE.
HELLO.
TUCKER RESIDENCE.
HI. IT'S JACK.
OH.
HI, JACK.
WHEW...WHERE ARE YOU
CALLING FROM?
WHY ARE YOU
BREATHING LIKE THAT?
OH, THE KIDS
JUST BEAT ME UP.
OH, REALLY?
UH-HUH.
MAYBE I SHOULD
COME OVER AND PROTECT YOU.
WELL, I DON'T KNOW,
JACK.
WELL, I THOUGHT
MAYBE I'D COME OVER
AND, UH...
AND HANG OUT,
WATCH SOME TV
OR SOMETHING?
WHEN THE KIDS
GO TO SLEEP, WE'D BE ALONE.
I DON'T THINK
THAT'S SUCH A GOOD IDEA.
COME ON.
YOU WANT ME TO, DON'T YOU?
WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?
HAVE YOU BEEN DRINKING?
NO. NO, OF COURSE NOT.
I JUST WANT
TO COME SEE YOU
AND WORK THINGS OUT.
NO, JACK.
I TOLD YOU--
I'M NOT READY.
YOU--YOU'RE
GOING TOO FAST.
WHY? WE DIDN'T
DO ANYTHING.
JACK, NO.
THAT'S IT, ALL RIGHT?
I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S
WRONG WITH YOU TODAY.
N-NOTHING. NOTHING.
JUST WANT TO TALK.
I'LL TALK TO YOU LATER.
I'VE GOT TO TAKE CARE
OF THESE KIDS. BYE.
[CLICK]
***.
GOD!
GOD, DON'T YOU HAVE
SOMEPLACE TO GO?
WHAT'D SHE SAY?
NONE OF YOUR
*** BUSINESS.
AH, CHICKS, MAN...
I KNOW HOW IT FEELS.
LISTEN, I KNOW YOU'RE
A GOOD GUY, JACK, IT'S JUST--
WELL, YOU TAKE IT
TOO SERIOUS, THAT'S ALL.
AND MY ADVICE SUCKED.
I'M SORRY. FORGET IT.
BUT MY POINT IS,
CAN'T WE JUST DO SOMETHING TONIGHT?
KNOW WHERE WE CAN GET
SOME FREE BEER?
OH, MAN, IT'S FRIDAY.
LET'S GO HAVE A DRINK.
IT'S NOT
GOING TO KILL YOU.
[MUSIC PLAYS]
IT'S OVER
BEFORE YOU KNOW IT.
I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE
TALKING ABOUT.
HEY, WHO PLAYS GOLF?
WE'LL MAKE IT
A FOURSOME.
CHARLIE WILLIAMS.
LET'S SEE,
UH, RICHARD.
TUCKER, I HAVEN'T
SEEN YOU ON THE GREEN TWICE THIS YEAR.
'CAUSE I'M ALWAYS
SELLING CARS TO HEELS LIKE YOU.
I'LL GET OUT THERE.
JUST GIVE ME
ONE STROKE A HOLE--
I'LL GIVE YOU A STROKE.
BEND OVER.
WHAT'S UP, DAD?
HOW YOU DOING?
EVERYONE, YOU KNOW
MY SON MARK.
THIS IS
MY FRIEND JACK.
JACK, THIS IS SAM.
HEY,
HOW YOU DOING?
HARRY. HARRY, JACK.
HARRY, THIS IS YOUR
BABYSITTER'S BOYFRIEND
RIGHT HERE IN THE FLESH.
WHAT THE ***
ARE YOU DOING HERE, SON?
HELLO, JACK.
IT'S BEEN A LONG TIME.
USED TO
SEE JACK A LOT
WHEN MARK WAS
STILL ON THE TEAM.
YOU JUST WON
THE ROTARY SCHOLARSHIP, RIGHT?
YEAH.
YOU WERE GREAT
LAST SATURDAY.
O.K., O.K., ENOUGH.
YOU'RE EMBARRASSING HIM
IN FRONT OF EVERYBODY.
YOU THINK WE COULD
USE THE CAR?
UH, KEYS ARE
IN THE KITCHEN.
BYE, FELLAS.
YOU GUYS DON'T HAVE
TOO MUCH FUN.
YOU GOT PRACTICE
TOMORROW, JACK.
WONDER WHAT
THOSE GUYS ARE UP TO.
THEY'RE PROBABLY
GOING OUT TO CHASE SOME TAIL.
BOY, THOSE WERE
THE DAYS, RIGHT?
MM.
FOOTBALL RALLIES,
MOVIE HOUSE BALCONIES.
BARE THIGHS,
NO-CONTROL TOPS, NO CROTCHES.
JUST A FLIMSY
PAIR OF *** IN THE BACK SEAT.
LIKE A BROKEN
BALLOON.
THOSE GOOD TIMES
ARE GONE, OLD MAN.
WHAT DO YOU THINK
WE SHOULD DO?
WELL...
I DON'T KNOW IF TONIGHT
IS ABOUT "WE."
I THINK TONIGHT
MAY BE ABOUT YOU.
WHAT DO YOU
WANT TO DO?
DROP IT, MARK.
I'M NOT GOING TO
LET YOU SAY NO THIS EASY.
THIS IS A PERFECT
OPPORTUNITY, O.K.?
LISTEN.
I DRIVE YOU OVER THERE,
DROP YOU OFF,
YOU GIVE HER A COUPLE
OF THESE BEERS,
YOU SEE WHAT HAPPENS.
LET ME
ASK YOU SOMETHING.
YOU ASKED HER IF YOU
COULD STOP BY, SHE SAID NO.
WHY?
I MEAN, YOU'VE
BEEN OVER THERE BEFORE, RIGHT?
THE TUCKERS ARE HERE.
LIKE, WHAT'S THE STORY?
I'M NOT SAYING SHE'S
SCREWING AROUND OR ANYTHING,
BUT IT'S LIKE...
YOU DIDN'T KNOW
ABOUT ME AND HER.
TRUST ME.
TRUST ME ON THIS ONE.
THIS IS
WHAT YOU WANT, MAN.
COME ON.
LET'S GET OUT OF HERE.
JUST LIKE I EXPECTED.
SOME PARTY.
DISHES, NOISE,
CLUTTER, FAT,
AND THAT'S WHEN THEY
START TO CHEAT ON YOU.
DOLLY, I THINK SOMETHING'S
GOING ON AT HOME.
WHAT ARE YOU
TALKING ABOUT?
I THINK
THAT BABYSITTER'S
GETTING A VISIT
FROM HER BOYFRIEND.
HARRY, WHAT
IS YOUR PROBLEM?
SUCH
AN IMAGINITIVE BOY.
SUIT YOURSELF, BUT I'M
GOING TO CHECK IT OUT.
THE ONLY PERSON
THE BABYSITTER
NEEDS PROTECTION
FROM IS YOU, NOT HER BOYFRIEND,
SO WHY DON'T YOU
STOP EMBARRASSING YOURSELF?
[SIGHS]
HONESTLY,
I DON'T KNOW
WHAT HIS PROBLEM
IS TONIGHT.
YOU KNOW WHAT I FIND
MOST DEPRESSING?
THAT FAT DRUNK
WITH HIS BELLY
HANGING OVER HIS BELT
IS SOMETHING
I'M STUCK WITH
TILL DEATH
DO US PART.
SORT OF
MAKES YOU WISH THE MARRIAGE VOWS
HAD AN ***
CLAUSE, DOESN'T IT?
HUSBANDS ARE REALLY
DIFFICULT TO PUT UP WITH.
I'VE GOT TO CHECK ON MY--
I FORGOT ABOUT
THE HORS D'OEUVRES
IN THE OVEN.
YOU KNOW,
I REALLY LOVED IT
WHEN BILL CALLED ME
YOUNG-LOOKING TONIGHT.
OH, DOLLY...
YOU LOOK YOUNGER
EVERY DAY.
SHOW ME
YOUR SECRET.
BILL...
WHAT WILL
THE NEIGHBORS THINK?
DOLLY...
IS THERE SOMETHING WRONG?
NO, NO,
NOTHING'S WRONG,
JUST--NO. HA HA.
NO.
BITSY, IT'S TIME
FOR YOUR BATH.
[MARK]
HOW ARE YOU HOLDING YOUR LIQUOR, JACK?
HOW DO YOU FEEL, MAN?
IF YOU'RE GOING
TO RALPH,
DO IT OUT THERE.
DON'T GET IT
ALL OVER THE INSIDE--
OH, ***!
THAT'S BAD-***, MAN.
DON'T GET IT
ALL OVER THE SIDE.
HOW YOU DOING?
YOU FEEL BETTER?
I FEEL A LOT BETTER.
HAVE SOME GUM.
HERE. HAVE
SOME GUM.
ALL RIGHT?
WE'RE ALMOST THERE.
[HONK HONK]
[TIRES SQUEAL]
[TV GUNSHOTS]
BITSY, IT'S TIME
FOR YOUR BATH.
I DON'T WANT TO.
JIMMY GOES FIRST.
BITSY, JIMMY GOES SECOND
BECAUSE JIMMY DOESN'T
GO TO BED TILL 10:00.
I NEVER GET
TO STAY UP.
O.K., YOU CAN WATCH TV
WHILE JIMMY
TAKES HIS BATH.
I DON'T WANT TO.
WELL, I'M SORRY,
BUT YOU'RE TAKING A BATH.
[TV GUNSHOTS]
BITSY, STOP IT!
BITSY!
PUT ME DOWN!
BITSY, NO! NO! NO!
IN HERE NOW.
BITSY, THAT'S ENOUGH.
YOU'RE GETTING
INTO THE BATH.
[SIGHS]
WHAT NOW?
GET OUT OF THE CAR,
WALK UP THE STEPS,
RING THE BELL.
THIS IS STUPID.
I DON'T WANT
TO MESS THINGS UP.
YOU WON'T.
BELIEVE ME,
YOU WON'T.
WHAT ARE YOU
GOING TO DO?
I'LL HANG OUT HERE
UNTIL YOU GET INSIDE.
GOOD LUCK, MAN.
[MUTTERING]
[THUNDER]
I'M GOING OUT TONIGHT.
YOU WANT TO COME?
SHE'S COLD, MAN.
I'M GOING TO NEED
YOUR TOUCH, JACK.
[DOORBELL]
[TV GUNSHOTS]
JACK, I TOLD YOU
NOT TO COME OVER.
I SORT OF THOUGHT
I'D DROP BY.
YOU'RE ACTING
LIKE SUCH A JERK.
I HOPE YOU KNOW
IT'S NOT HELPING ANYTHING.
I JUST CAME TO SEE
WHAT YOU WERE DOING.
I'M BABYSITTING.
THE KIDS ARE UPSTAIRS
TAKING A BATH.
WHY DON'T YOU
LET ME COME IN?
JACK, NO.
YOU'RE DRUNK.
I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU.
JUST A COUPLE
OF BEERS.
I SAID NO,
AND YOU CAME OVER ANYWAY?
I GUESS I'LL TALK
TO YOU LATER.
I HAVE TO BABYSIT.
THAT WAS QUICK.
SHUT UP.
WHAT HAPPENED?
LET'S GET OUT OF HERE.
JUST GET ME HOME.
OH, MAN.
THAT'S NOT PART
OF THE GAME.
I GOT AN IDEA.
WHERE YOU GOING?
[CRASH]
WHAT...
DAMN IT. ***. GOD...
JUST TRUST ME, O.K.?
JUST STAY LOW,
COMMANDO-STYLE.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
[TIRES SQUEAL]
[HONK HONK]
BITSY.
JIMMY, IT'S YOUR TURN
TO TAKE A BATH.
I'LL TAKE MY OWN BATH.
[HONK]
JIMMY.
IF YOU DON'T GO
TAKE THAT BATH,
I'LL TAKE YOU
UP THERE MYSELF.
JUST TRY IT.
THEN SEE
WHAT HAPPENS.
ALL RIGHT.
YOU ASKED FOR IT.
COME ON.
OW! OW!
JIMMY, COME ON.
OH, THAT'S BOSS.
LOOK AT JUNIOR GO.
JIMMY,
I'M SERIOUS.
I CAN'T BELIEVE
WE'RE DOING THIS.
I HOPE NOBODY
CAN SEE US.
RELAX. OH, MAN.
SERIOUSLY,
YOU SHOULD
BE TAKING NOTES.
NOW.
HA HA HA HA!
JACK.
TAKE A BATH NOW.
LIKE STEEL.
DID YOU SEE THAT?
IT WAS SO PRETTY, MAN.
HEY!
AAH! AAH!
WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU
DOING HERE, BOY? HUH?
YOU BETTER GET
OUT OF HERE, BOY,
BEFORE I CALL THE COPS, HUH?
HA HA HA HA!
WHAT IS THAT LITTLE THING
POKING OUT THERE?
GO ON.
GET OUT OF HERE.
GO ON!
GO ON!
BARE-ASSED!
I'LL MAIL YOU YOUR CLOTHES
IF YOU'RE LUCKY!
HEH HEH HEY.
HUH?
HEY.
[WHISTLES]
HERE YOU GO.
IT'S O.K.
LOOKS LIKE YOU AND ME,
WE GOT A LITTLE SECRET
TO KEEP, HUH?
HMM?
HMM?
UNLESS YOU WANT
TO GO HOME
JUST LIKE
YOUR BOYFRIEND DID.
NO.
COME HERE.
YEAH.
HEY...
WHAT DO YOU SAY
WE MAKE IT TWO SECRETS
TONIGHT, HUH?
[LAUGHTER]
SOME PARTY, HUH?
OH, YEAH.
YOU SAID IT.
I GOT TO GO HOME
FOR A MINUTE. I'LL BE BACK.
HARRY.
HARRY,
WAIT A SECOND.
WHAT ARE YOU
GOING HOME FOR?
I'M DIZZY.
MY HEAD'S THROBBING.
I WANT TO GET MY PILLS.
DIZZY IS RIGHT.
WHY DON'T YOU LOOK
IN THE BATHROOM
AND SEE IF THEY
HAVE SOME ASPIRIN?
YOU'RE TOO DRUNK
TO DRIVE HOME, HARRY.
[SIGHS]
HEY, YOU. THIS YOUR CAR?
YOU DON'T LEAVE A CAR
WITH THE WHEELS
HALFWAY IN THE ROAD.
THAT'S
HOW ACCIDENTS HAPPEN.
I'M SORRY, OFFICER.
I WASN'T THINKING.
WELL, NEXT TIME, THINK.
I'LL LET YOU GO NOW...
GREAT. RAIN.
GIVE ME A SWIG
OF THIS STUFF.
THERE YOU GO, MAN.
A LITTLE SUPER UNLEADED.
GOOD STUFF, HUH?
[CRYING]
SHH.
OH.
OH. OH.
OH.
IT'S O.K.
SHH.
IT'S BETTER THAN
STAYING HOME ALONE, HUH?
IT'S LIKE,
YOU KNOW, YOU...
YOU FIGURE OUT
WHAT YOU WANT AND, UH...
GO GET IT.
YOU LOSE, BUDDY.
THAT'S TOO BAD.
GET INTO BED.
THERE YOU GO.
DID YOU HAVE FUN
TONIGHT?
YEAH.
YOU REALLY
BEAT ME UP.
YOU MUST
BE WORN OUT.
SLEEP WELL.
O.K.
GOOD NIGHT.
NIGHT-LIGHT.
RIGHT HERE?
TURN IT ON.
O.K.
ALL RIGHT. GOOD NIGHT.
THE REMINGTON MICROSCREEN
SHAVES
AS CLOSE AS A BLADE,
OR YOUR MONEY BACK.
HOLD IT.
THE REMINGTON MICROSCREEN
IS MORE
THAN CLOSENESS. LISTEN.
[WRR]
THAT POWERFUL MOTOR
MAKES REMINGTON
A QUICK SHAVE,
AND ITS TWO...
AAH! ***!
THE REMINGTON
MICROSCREEN--
QUICK, COMFORTABLE.
SHAVES AS CLOSE
AS A BLADE,
OR YOUR MONEY BACK.
ATTABOY.
THAT'S REMINGTON.
HEY. HERE SHE COMES.
HERE SHE COMES.
***. SHE'S SEEN US.
SHH.
SHE CAN'T SEE US.
THERE'S LIGHTS ON INSIDE.
WHY IS SHE
WEARING A BATHROBE?
YOU HEAR THAT?
WHAT?
SOUNDS LIKE RUNNING WATER.
RUNNING WATER?
RUNNING WATER.
SHE'S TAKING A BATH.
OH, DAMN.
I'M GOING
TO TAKE A BATH.
DID YOU BRUSH
YOUR TEETH?
MM-HMM.
ALL RIGHT.
WELL, YOUR PARENTS
WILL BE HOME VERY SOON,
SO GOOD NIGHT,
JIMMY.
NIGHT.
SWEET DREAMS.
YOU'RE SO PRECIOUS.
HA. NICE.
CUTE.
UH...ASPIRIN?
I THINK, UH...
I'LL JUST GET IN,
O.K.?
YEAH.
[KNOCK ON DOOR]
WHO IS IT?
[DOLLY]
HARRY, ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?
YEAH, YEAH, I'M, UH...
FINE. I'M JUST, UH...
JUST LOOKING
FOR SOME ASPIRIN.
HONEY,
YOU STILL THERE?
YES.
THERE DOESN'T SEEM
TO BE ANY ASPIRIN.
REALLY?
YEAH, REALLY.
WELL, SHOULD I ASK BILL?
THEY MUST HAVE SOMETHING
STRONG IN THE HOUSE.
YOU WANT ME
TO GO ASK SOMEBODY
IF THEY
BROUGHT SOMETHING?
NO.
THAT'S ALL RIGHT.
YOU JUST STAY PUT,
AND I'LL
JUST GO ON HOME
AND GET SOME
OF MY PRESCRIPTION.
I'LL BE BACK
IN A FLASH.
DON'T WORRY.
HOLD ON. HOLD ON.
HOLD THE LADDER.
[BOARDS CREAK]
SHH. SHH.
WELL...
HI.
I JUST CAME BY
TO SEE
IF YOU'RE BEING
A GOOD GIRL.
WHY DON'T YOU LEAN OVER?
AS LONG AS I'M HERE,
I MIGHT AS WELL
SOAP YOUR BACK, HUH?
SHE'S IN THE TUB
ALREADY.
HARRY,
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
HE'S PRACTICING
HIS SWING FOR TOMORROW,
BUT IT WON'T DO
HIM A DAMN BIT OF GOOD.
HA HA HA HA.
SWAT.
HEY!
HARRY.
HARRY.
HOLE IN ONE.
OH, GOD.
WHY CAN'T YOU
EVER BE A HAPPY DRUNK
INSTEAD OF A SOUR DRUNK?
OH, BOY, IT'S GOING
TO BE A TOUGH DAY TOMORROW.
YOU'RE PRETTY TOUGH
RIGHT NOW.
HEY, I'LL JUST BE
A MINUTE, O.K.?
YOU'RE SURE
YOU CAN DRIVE?
YEAH, YEAH.
[THUNDER]
OH, YEAH.
OH.
MAYBE I'LL JUST SNEAK IN
REAL QUIETLY, YOU KNOW,
AND MAYBE SHE'S
IN THE BATHROOM.
"WHOO-OO-OO-OO.
EXCUSE ME, MY DEAR."
HEE HEE HEE HEE.
♪ I DREAM OF JEANNIE ♪
♪ WITH THE LIGHT
BROWN HAIR ♪
♪ DREAM OF JEANNIE
WITH THE ♪
AW, ***.
WHOOP.
GOD DAMN,
I DROPPED IT.
I LOST MY SOAP.
AAH! HA HA HA!
COME ON.
HELP ME FIND
THE SOAP.
AAH!
WHERE'S THAT SOAP?
DOLLY, HOW COULD YOU
LET HARRY DRIVE
IN THE STATE HE'S IN?
TA-DA!
HA HA HA.
I'LL JUST LET HIM
SLEEP IT OFF.
HE'S NOT GOING TO SPOIL
MY PARTY.
MY MOTHER GOT TO BE
TOO MUCH FOR US TO HANDLE.
WE KEPT MY MOTHER
HOME FOR A WHILE.
WE DECIDED THERE WERE
BETTER HOMES FOR MOM.
AND DAD HAS
A NEW GIRLFRIEND.
SHE'S 20 YEARS YOUNGER.
SHE'S YOUNG ENOUGH
TO BE HIS DAUGHTER...
OR WHATEVER.
[BLUES SONG PLAYS]
OH, DOLLY,
YOU LOOK RAVISHING.
MORE CHAMPAGNE,
DOLLY?
STRAIGHT UP.
MMM.
ARE YOU ASKING ME
IF I'M HAVING AN AFFAIR?
THAT'S WHAT HE TOLD ME...
I'M SORRY.
EXCUSE ME.
[RING]
SHE GETTING OUT
TO ANSWER THE PHONE?
A THOUGHT JUST CAME
TO ME, JACK.
WHAT?
THINK SHE REMEMBERED
TO LOCK THE FRONT DOOR
WHEN SHE SLAMMED IT
IN YOUR FACE?
I DON'T KNOW.
OH, MAN.
ARE YOU THINKING
WHAT I'M THINKING?
[RING]
[RING]
COME ON, YOU LITTLE ***.
ANSWER THE PHONE.
BILL!
DOLLY.
[RINGING]
IT'S, UH...
I WAS CALLING
TO SEE IF THE KIDS WERE O.K.
HELLO. TUCKER RESIDENCE.
MORE CHAMPAGNE, DOLLY?
[GIGGLING]
OH, BILL.
I DON'T THINK
I SHOULD DRINK SO MUCH.
[THUNDER]
[TELEVISION PLAYS]
ONLY WHEN YOU BABYSIT.
WHOA.
[BANGS HEAD]
***.
WHO IS IT?
UH...
UM...
I HAVE TO GO
TO THE BATHROOM.
I THINK YOU CAME IN
JUST TO SEE ME IN THE TUB.
YOU'RE A VERY BAD BOY,
JIMMY.
JIMMY.
SINCE YOU BOTHERED ME,
YOU MIGHT AS WELL
SOAP MY BACK.
I...
I DROPPED THE SOAP.
WELL, HELP ME
FIND IT, JIMMY.
HELP ME FIND IT.
[DOOR BANGING]
MAN, I PLAYED THIS TRICK
ON MY BABYSITTER A MILLION TIMES.
YOU GO INSIDE THE HOUSE
AND CALL THE NUMBER.
THE SECOND THE CALL
GOES THROUGH, HANG UP.
THE PHONE'LL RING,
BUT THERE WON'T BE ANYBODY THERE.
I DON'T KNOW.
THIS IS WHAT YOU WANT.
THIS IS GOING TO WORK.
WHEN SHE PICKS IT UP,
TELL HER THERE'S A PROWLER
IN THE HOUSE.
THAT'LL BE GOOD.
THERE'S A PROWLER,
AND YOU WANT TO COME
AND PROTECT HER.
[DOOR OPENS]
HELLO, DOLLY.
[DOOR CLOSES]
THEY'RE GOING TO
CART ME OFF
TO AN OLD FOLKS HOME
IN A WHEELBARROW...
OH, TO HELL WITH IT.
[KNOCK ON DOOR]
[BILL]
DOLLY, ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?
WHAT IS IT?
IT'S BILL.
ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?
YES! EVERYTHING'S FINE.
I'M GOING BACK
TO THE PARTY.
YOU HANDLE IT?
TELL ME
IF I CAN HELP.
[FAST BEEPING]
[TELEPHONE RINGS]
[RING]
JESUS.
[RING]
[RING]
[RING]
HELLO?
TUCKER RESIDENCE.
HELLO.
HELLO.
WHO IS THIS?
HELLO--AAH!
AAH!
AAH!
OH!
IT'S ME. IT'S ME.
RELAX.
I'M HERE TO PROTECT YOU.
FROM JACK.
HE'S RIPPED.
WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?
JACK, WHAT ARE YOU
DOING HERE?
WHAT THE HELL
IS GOING ON?
I DON'T KNOW.
I DON'T KNOW
WHAT YOU'RE DOING,
BUT YOU BOTH
BETTER LEAVE.
LISTEN. LISTEN,
I'M SORRY. O.K.
THIS IS A BAD IDEA.
YEAH. YEAH.
BAD IDEA.
UH, THE THING IS,
IS, UH...
WE WERE DOING
A LITTLE DRINKING TONIGHT,
AND WE'RE BOTH
KIND OF HAMMERED.
I DON'T KNOW
IF WE SHOULD BE DRIVING.
I MEAN, THE STREETS
ARE WET AND ALL THAT.
I MEAN, I'LL DRIVE
IF I HAVE TO,
BUT IT'S KIND OF DANGEROUS.
I'D RATHER HAVE YOU
PISSED OFF AT US
AND, YOU KNOW,
NOT HURT ANYBODY OR OURSELVES.
CAN'T WE JUST HAVE, LIKE,
15 MINUTES OR SOMETHING?
WE CAN HANG OUT
AND SOBER UP A LITTLE.
ONE CUP OF COFFEE,
YOU GUYS ARE OUT OF HERE.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING
IN HERE, MAN?
[WOMAN YELPING]
HEY, THAT'S
ENOUGH, MAN.
WHAT?
IT'S ENOUGH!
AND WHO SAYS?
I DO.
OH, YOU DO, HUH?
YEAH.
WELL, *** YOU, MAN.
NO, SEE, UH, I SAY WHEN.
GOD DAMN, JACK.
THANKS, MAN.
[JENNIFER SCREAMS]
***.
TILTED HER, MAN.
***.
WE GOT TO GET HER
OUT OF HERE, MAN.
OH, NO.
COME ON, MARK.
HE'S JUST A KID.
WE GOT TO, MAN...
OR WE'RE DEAD.
MY GOD, YOU GUYS.
GO TO BED.
EVERYTHING'S O.K.
NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT.
WHO ARE THEY?
THEY'RE JUST
FRIENDS OF MINE.
PLEASE DON'T
TELL YOUR PARENTS. GO TO BED.
I DON'T WANT TO GO
TO A REST HOME.
DOLLY, IT'S O.K.
NOBODY'S GOING TO
MAKE YOU GO TO A REST HOME.
ALL HE DOES
IS FANTASIZE
ABOUT THE ***
BABYSITTER!
[SNORING]
MR. TUCKER!
SORRY.
I JUST, UH...
WANTED SOME...ASPIRIN.
MR. TUCKER--
THIS ISN'T THE WAY
IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE, LITTLE GIRL.
YOU KNOW?
MR. TUCKER!
MR. TUCKER! AAH!
[SOFTLY SOBBING]
DOLLY. DOLLY, HERE.
LET ME DO THIS.
HEY, WHAT'S GOING ON?
DID DOLLY FALL IN?
NO, DOLLY FELL OUT!
I'M DRUNK.
COFFEE'LL BE READY
IN A MINUTE.
THANKS.
CAN I--
CAN I SMOKE IN HERE?
NO.
YOU DON'T HAVE
ANY SOUNDS OR ANYTHING, DO YOU?
SOUNDS?
MUSIC?
[ROCK MUSIC PLAYS]
THERE. MUSIC.
AFTER THE COFFEE,
YOU LEAVE.
♪ I LIE STILL
IN THE GARDEN ♪
♪ I LIE STILL
IN THE GARDEN ♪
♪ YOU'VE BEEN COOL
AS A FISH ♪
♪ I'VE BEEN MAKIN' SURE ♪
♪ YOU'VE BEEN
BUSTIN' YOUR STITCHES ♪
♪ TELLIN' THE HITS... ♪
I'M GOING TO GO CHECK
ON THE COFFEE.
[MUSIC PLAYS LOUDER]
ALL RIGHT, JACK.
OHH!
GIVE HER
A LITTLE LESSON THERE.
♪ CAN DANCE
ON THE WINDOWPANE ♪
♪ AND HOW I CAN
I LOVE HER THE SAME ♪
♪ BUT I'M SILENT ♪
THERE. I DID IT.
♪ I LIE STILL
IN THE GARDEN ♪
♪ I LIE STILL
IN THE GARDEN ♪
♪ OH... ♪
JACK.
JACK, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
JACK, WHAT ARE YOU DOING!
I W-W--
WHAT DO YOU THINK
YOU'RE TRYING TO DO?
WHAT THE HELL'S
GOING ON?
YOU'RE TRYING TO DO IT
WITH MARK HERE?
I WOUL--Mark.
YOU'RE REALLY, TRULY
A SICK ***.
JUST SO YOU KNOW.
♪ IT'S YOUR OWN TIME ♪
♪ BRACE YOURSELF FOR ♪
♪ SUCH A GOOD TIME... ♪
JACK, STOP.
THAT'S ENOUGH.
JACK, STOP!
YOU WON, ALL RIGHT?
♪ I LIE STILL
IN THE GARDEN ♪
[THUNDER]
UHH...
[MUMBLING]
***!
I CAN'T GO WITHOUT
MY *** KEYS!
OH, MY. WHAT WILL
THE NEIGHBORS THINK?
ABOUT WHAT?
ABOUT YOU AND ME.
COME AGAIN?
WELL, DON'T YOU
FIND ME ATTRACTIVE?
DOLLY, WHAT ON EARTH
ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
YOU'VE BEEN
FLIRTING WITH ME.
WHAT?
YOU FIND ME ATTRACTIVE.
WELL, DOLLY...
YOU...YOU'VE BEEN
ASKING ME
IF I WANT TO
HAVE AN AFFAIR.
ISN'T THAT IT?
DOLLY.
[MOANING]
[YELLING]
[BOTH YELLING]
OHH!
OHH. WHAT WILL
THE NEIGHBORS THINK?
DOLLY! YOU SHOULDN'T
DRINK SO MUCH.
OH, GOD!
MAYBE IF I WAS
A GIRL, HUH?
IF I WAS LIKE
A RIPE YOUNG GIRL,
LIKE 16 OR SO.
YOU ONLY GET ONE CHANCE
AT THAT, DON'T YOU, BILLY?
YOU JUST GET ONE CHANCE.
WELL, WELL, WELL.
WHAT HAVE WE HERE?
NOTHING, TUCKER.
DOLLY AND I
WERE JUST--
YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.
GIVE ME MY *** KEYS.
COME ON! HMM?
SUIT YOURSELF.
♪ I DREAM OF JEANNIE
WITH THE LIGHT BROWN... ♪
SHUT UP, HARRY!
YEAH!
♪ HER THIGHS
SPREAD OUT ♪
ON A COUCH ON TOP OF
THE *** KITCHEN TABLE,
FOR CHRIST'S SAKE!
HA HA HA HA HA.
DOLLY, MY GOD, NO!
IT'S NOT WHAT YOU THINK.
I CAN EXPLAIN. REALLY!
[***]
♪ WITH THE LIGHT BROWN
BUSH ♪
HEH HEH HEH!
CAN YOU BELIEVE THIS GUY?
JESUS, WHAT A MONKEY.
THIS WAS ALL
YOUR IDEA, PAL.
YOU'RE KIDDING,
RIGHT?
LIKE YOU DIDN'T
***' DRAG ME OVER HERE.
THIS WAS HIS IDEA!
COULD YOU PLEASE
JUST BOTH LEAVE?
YOU'LL BE SORRY, MARK.
GREAT. THREATEN ME.
ARE YOU LISTENING
TO YOURSELF TALK?
YOU GOT TO
BELIEVE ME.
YOU SHOULD'VE HEARD
WHAT PERVERT BOY HAD IN MIND.
CAN YOU PLEASE
JUST BOTH LEAVE?
I DON'T WANT
ANY MORE TROUBLE.
I'M SORRY.
YEAH,
I'M SORRY, TOO.
I TOLD HIM
THAT YOU WERE SOMETHING SPECIAL.
HOW YOU DON'T
REALLY DESERVE TO BE TREATED LIKE THIS.
WAIT A MINUTE.
I'M NOT GOING ANYWHERE.
YOU LET HIM DO IT
TO YOU, DIDN'T YOU?
EXCUSE ME?
YOU LET MARK
DO IT TO YOU.
WHAT ABOUT THAT, HUH?
WHAT ABOUT THAT, HUH?
JACK, YOU DON'T KNOW
WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT! AH!
OHH.
IS THAT WHAT THIS
IS ABOUT, JACK?
I NEVER *** HIM,
IF THAT'S WHAT YOU'RE THINKING.
IF THAT'S WHY
YOU CAME OVER HERE.
YOU WERE SET UP?
HE SET YOU UP?
DON'T!
YOU KNOW WHAT,
HONEY?
*** YOU.
AND *** YOU, TOO,
YOU LIAR.
I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S REAL
OR NOT ANYMORE.
BUT YOU ARE DEAD, BUDDY.
YOU ARE DEAD!
JACK! STOP!
JACK! JACK,
STOP IT!
JACK, COME ON!
JACK! STOP!
JUST STOP IT!
MARK, JACK!
MARK!
GET OUT OF HERE!
ENOUGH!
I OUGHT TO
*** KILL YOU!
GUYS! COME ON!
STOP IT!
[GLASS SHATTERS]
AH!
STOP IT!
STOP IT! STOP IT!
MARK!
JACK! MARK!
MARK!
[LINE RINGING]
YES. POLICE?
THIS IS AN EMERGENCY.
MARK! NO!
STOP IT!
MARK! NO!
GOOD NIGHT, MAN.
UGH!
AAH!
[FAST BEEPING]
[SCREAMING]
NO! NO!
AAH! AH!
SHUT UP!
SHUT YOUR MOUTH.
LAY DOWN.
AAH!
HELP!
OH, ***!
[TIRES SCREECHING]
[HARRY] OH...
[SIREN]
YOU O.K.?
COME ON.
I'LL TAKE YOU HOME NOW
IF YOU LIKE.
I WANT TO ASK YOU
SOME MORE QUESTIONS LATER.
JENNIFER...
I DON'T GET IT, JACK.
WHAT WERE YOU THINKING?