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Oh my God its full, I... double
rainbow all the way it cost us God.
Wooh oh my God oh my
God oh my God Wooh
what is this, hmm...
Its so bright
its starting to look
like triple rainbow ooh
yeah, no I know,
uh huh no I'm not
I'm not, no, I'm
paying attention
mum, I'm listening...
This talk
can you float me a dime?
I'm good for it
I'm in the car I'm
literally in the car
David Heyy, David Clark
Rick Nathanson I... I'm sorry.
I... I'm sorry no, Ricky...
We went to college together
oh ***, yeah hey dude
we all took ecstasy on Dave Matthew's
one time when I try to kiss you
that's right, I
remember that yeah
yeah crash, yep wow
wow... I don't recognize
you, you look I know, I...
I'm gain a little bit of Daddy
weight you know the drill
actually I don't...
No no way, no way
still a free agent
you son of a ***
you lucky son of a *** you
lucky lucky son of a ***
wow that's amazing yeah,
old times sake huh
the Daddy's trust, you
still dealing weed
best in Denver
that's ***
awesome, oh my God
its so cool, you're still at it
I envy you man, I do
look at you no wife no
kids no responsibility
nothin you got nothin
you could disappear tomorrow
and who do you even know
ahh... what I
wouldn't give yeah
oh hey, I didn't... I didn't mean
it nothin like that I mean you know
no, I'm sorry don't bother me
great seeing you Rick great seeing
you, good on you, okay buddy
I believe in you hey David.
Yeah
things put me we got
weird I don't think so.
Heyy good luck with you family
oh ***, *** me, ***.
Heyy great news, we're gonna
get high and *** tonight
oh I'm sorry honey put
mommy on the phone okay
wow, you dance
super good thanks
I'm Kimberly, with a "Y"
I'm Rose, with an "R"
is that your stage name. My what?
Your stage name something
to protect yourself from
all those creep out there
you should pick one, you know something
simple but sexy and cute, short maybe
do you have a Nick name
totally ohh well
great, then use that
I even got a tattoo of it do you wanna see.
Ahh well. Check it out
"*** garage"
wow, little little arrow
over there you know
its that not like... the hottest
"*** garage" you're up
oh look at that, so
excited and full of life
little faith
hey Rose, I know you
"technically" on break
but uh, I need a lap
dance on table 5
just don't get too close
the guy has two hook hands
ahh, how do we let
that guy back in here
I don't know, must
be pick a lock
what do you care. Just asking
well just don't
fine, well is your dummy
boyfriend around no.
Jimmy is with his parents, why?
Well because Jimmy still
owes me $400, so...
Well maybe you should
loan drugs to people
alright, good tip
see, well I was thinking
maybe you could help him out
settles his debt for him
not a ***' chance
well you know you sure you will
be doing me solid neighbor
oh really, neighbor? You're not
a neighbor, you're drug dealer
who's apartment smell
like cheese and feet
yes its a candle I get from anthropology,
cheesy feet, that's what they called it
its a best seller
oh Rose got a piece
of your mail here
you know I'd... lent you some money
but unfortunately we're not neighbors
you such a ***
have fun dying alone, jerk
yeah have fun digging up the
singles from your crotch
my crotch only takes 20 David
hey David.
Hi Kenny
so I heard you and
miss O'Riley fighting
its called flirting Kenny you'll
learn about it in college
what the hell you doing up its
almost two am, where's your Mom
ahh she went for a
drink with a friend
when
last week
so I got my whole
place to myself
rolling han solo for the weekend
hmm speaking of rolling I was
wondering I don't sell to kids Kenny
I'm 18, I'm gonna get my own
place soon I'm not a kid David
yeah you are take care
give me my *** phone
you such *** hole
leave her alone.
U.N. - hand her hey
leave her alone
God dammit Kenny
*** tough guy
hey hey hey hey easy easy
whats going on here mind you
*** business old man
oh my God you're a dude
I was get the hell, I mean your voice was
much deeper that your bone structure
this *** was trying
to steal my iPhone
wait you have iPhone
aren't you homeless?
So? *** you dude
okay, this was fun carry on
wait no this guy are picking
on this girl, its not fair
what the *** are you gonna
do about it white boy
some type a hero
no, he's not a hero,
he just a dumb kid
I got an idea, leave the girl alone
you three just move along huh
move along? What do
you some kind of cop?
No, he's not a cop he's
actually really cool. Thank you
he's a drug dealer
really goddammit Kenny
give me your bag pack
I don't wanna fight
well there's not
gonna be a fight
see, you either give me
your backpack or I'm
gonna stab you in the
*** neck, and take it
woo so its real Sophie's
choice here huh
alright, okay back pack it is
do you want... Lets go!
Run Kenny!
Hey sorry, I drop my phone are
we still out tonight or what.
Wooh
we got you now
wouldn't have said to
the cash, its not even my money you
take that my boss will kill me
do you get hit? I can help.
I'll call the cops
no.
Yo what the ***.
Mr. Brad calls you get in
please don't tell me where
we're going I love surprise
we're in okay
can I help you Hi, you
order two black guys
oh okay this guy... ahh
David Clark here to see Mr. Gurdlinger
please I'll tell him you're here
can I get you something to drink
coffee, tea fresca
hmm... you know what? A
fresca sounds really good
you got it I appreciate it
hey hold on a second you
guys want anything?
Its on me can replenish
those electrolytes
don't want you cramp it up later
when you jerk each other of
easy... easy...
Okay I'm gonna hang out here
if that alright with you
oh thanks, thank you for
that that's very helpful
David Clark you're
a hard man to find
take it easy on the plastic
whoa whoa Brad what
the *** is this
look man, I was gonna call
you back do not kill me
I got rob okay I swear
whoa whoa whoa whoa,
please oh the plastic
yeah the plastic
I've seen Dexter
buddy, I putting a new
skylight you idiot
you should've seen your face
on that one you *** a brick
well what I am supposed to think man?
I mean I got this
thug throwing a bag on my
head and all that, come on
I'm so sorry about that I do not
meant to freak you out. Its fine
you do know I have kill people
though right yeah Brad I know
alright have a seat
whoa what the *** is that
what? Oh my orca? Yeah I bought
an orca I make a lot of money
so you bought a whale well
I don't like sports car
so where's my money David
come on man, we go back here's
the thing, we do go back
but its not college
anymore, okay
we're not just selling
weeds out of my dorm room
and you owe me $43. 000
I told you I got rob Brad they
took everything I had and
this weeks drop $22. 000 on
my own money that I safe
I'm *** listen, this
is a *** up situation
but, I might have a win win
for both of us. Great.
I have a smidge of very choice
marijuana down in Mexico
and I needed it here by Sunday
night but my regular courier
is out on a count of effect
that he get gunned down
anyway, that's where you come in
you could be my mule I
need someone I can trust
you go down to Mexico bring
it back here on Sunday night
not only I will forget your
debt but I will pay you
a standard courier fee $100.
000
you gonna get me a hundred grand
to move a smidge across the border
smidge and a half its nothing
dude I get role for the *** cast
of Annie now I came walking in here
and you asking me to became
international drug dealer
this is easy money
David come on
all you gotta do is pop up in
Mexico go to this address,
and tell them you there
to pick for Pablo Cachone
who the *** is Pablo Cachone
I am Yo Soi, Pablo Cachone
you don't get a lot respect from the
Mexican when your name is Brad Gurdlinger
right? I mean that's
white nanny language
see big bad Brad
thought of everything
I don't know, I'll think some
man its way out of my league
you know if somethin goes
wrong its a federal crime
hell if I get pinch at the
border, try to cross over
with anything more than a
pound that you talking
then you talking like hmm
25 years in Mexican prison
and that's if you get a happy
judge yeah Jeezz. Not good
although you forgetting one thing. What?
You don't have a *** choice
so now you gotta look on
even bigger drug dealer?
Drug smuggler Kenny,
there's a difference
well you know you probably gonna
get a search at the border
I mean no of fence you look
like a total drug dealer
no *** thanks dude
you could wear a disguise what?
A disguise
okay that's what I thought you so a
disguise, so what I should dress like
I don't whats that Halloween hot these days
those ***, from Batman some like that of
some of my *** face mate
oh there's not a drug in here
you have nothing to worry about
yeah good idea Heyy pardon me.
Hi, sure hate to bug you fellow but I'm
trying to get the farm of to the zoo and
I'm all lost so help... yeah
*** off real life landers
its my fault when it
comes to reading map
I sure can be an
old's liberty tidbit
hey no parking here, sir
perfect, *** tourist
oh gee I'm awful sorry officer I just
don't know which way if help around here
no problem, our city
could get confusing
sometime we're trying to
find our way to the zoo
that's a, two blocks
up that way took left
holy *** ***
thank you *** heads.
Rose, guy at the bar
asking you by name
treat them nice
hi I'm Rose
hi. Oh please no...
No no no no no.
Rose Rose Rose,
please listen to me
***
don't worry, you don't have
to get naked and all stuff
unless you wanted to you know
what do you want?
I wish you like spent for
the weekend making $10. 000
what? Alright Rose
listen all I'm asking
is that you go to Mexico
with me this week end
and then you and me we drive
home together in an rv
and that rv have a little bit
of pot down drug dealing?
No, its not drug dealing,
its not its smuggling
are you out of your mind
Rose listen to me please
now me, crossing border by myself
huge red plate, huge, alright
but uh, family, they don't
get the second look
so Rose, I need
you to be my wife
that is the dumbest
thing I've ever heard
look Rose, $10. 000 and your
fine already paid for you
you can't buy me I'm not buying you...
Alright, I'm renting you
like pretty woman
pretty woman she was a ***,
and I don't trust you
so what does she said?
The *** do you think? She said no.
Cool so its like I suggest then
old father and son
bonding trip to Mexico
are you kidding me?
You and me traveling alone in a van
gonna look like pervert Olympics
no way absolutely no, we
need a girls, and unless you
can think of someone that
can leave town tomorrow
I'm *** I know a girl
I don't get it
whats in it for me
well I'm' thinking maybe
a roof over your head
smashed with hot food
that be good enough
I'm thinking a thousand
fine $1000 but that's it
great and if we get caught I'll
say you drugged and kidnapped me.
Cool? Yeah its cool, yeah
its fine but that's it
Kenny meet your new sister
this is great I
always want a sister
get it off me get
it off, get off
okay come on, we gotta
get you cleaned up
whats wrong with you?
Don't say that
what the hell is wrong with you sorry,
I don't mean to make it uncomfortable
oh great Rose
glad I caught you
I want to go over couple of minor policy
changes that we have here at the club
like what? Like I want you to start
having sex with costumers for money
what that's totally illegal tod
come on what you gonna do? Besides I
gotta stays competitive with those
*** who just opened up across the
street you mean the apple store?
Yeah and they killing us...
oh God, that's it...
I can't do it, I quit
do you hear the good news? Now we
get to *** the costumers for money
*** garage loves it I'm outta
here, I'm outta here, I quit
*eviction notice
***
so Casey I guess its
nice for you to get your
hair cut I mean being
homeless and all I guess
I'm not homeless ***, I have a
home but I left it because my parents
oh my God shut up shut
up shut up okay, please
alright, I don't need to
hear your heart bloodbath
I mean I run the precious on a netflix and
I still don't watch the *** things
actually here, you know what? Just
to give me a little peace and quiet
and go to buy your self
a new clothes you know
the kind of stuff that
love children wearing
alright? Thank you whoa
whoa whoa stop stop stop
Kenny, you're fine you already
look like total dipshit
here, you take it, you gonna need
that you look like eminem from 8 mile
go with her, make sure
she doesn't steal the
money and stay the
*** out the hot topic
David Clark okay, what
are we doing today
yeah, I say give
me some that says.
"I get up every morning at 5. 30 and
commute for an hour and a half"
to some *** job and my jag off
boss expect me to kisses balls all days
just so I can afford to keep
my ungrateful screaming kids
deck down in dora the explorer *** and my
wife after a fat *** and self health video
"until the day I get up the courage
to put a shotgun in my mouth"
uh hmm... right here
yeah that's it, that's the one
yeah full body check
hey you folks have
everything you need?
Oh you betcha, yeah we were
heading on a family
vaca here you know
of to see grandma huh
well you have a lovely family
thank you very much ya
this my son Kenny
Miller, right here
Casey, Casey, Casey Miller that's
right and I'm, I'm David Miller
well you know. Yeah I got my hands
full here couple of cookie teenagers
yeah I going through all those
typical teenage girls issues
like finals, and college application
and am I gonna get us to prom
plus I haven't got my
period in like two months
which is really weird because
I mostly just been doing ***
hahaha oh that's enough
thank you for you help Natalie
take your sits please
*** kidding me?
No I'm gonna get right over here
thank you sorry
honey, hi you made it
eat it *** sorry sorry
wow you look really like
don't, just don't alright
okay. Hi Mom Jesus
and who's that
that's your daughter
Casey
hey uh huh
I want $30. 000 now
no *** way okay
have safe flight
okay, fine fine blood sucker
alright happy wive
happy life hi kids
alright make room for you mother
okay
hey whoa whoa no I don't
don't you ever think you could ever
whoa whoa whoa family meeting, let's go
get in the back go I
don't mean to hit her
he hit me in a *** face
sir, are you (From) Mars?
No one wants to hear it
what the *** are you
kidding me with this ***
relax Dorothy Jesus we're
not at the border yet,
its about not drawing attention
to ourself you little hobo
hey don't talk to her like
that Rose, relax okay
the only thing you need to worry right now
is making people believe you could actually
are you kidding me I can
do this *** in my sleep
lord we thank thee for the
blessing on this family vacation
may David find his bliss and
bring all of us home safely
may Kenny and Casey
fortified their sibling
bond over the warm glow
of our devoured hearts
and made this entire
airplane find safe passage
and abundant full of life
even the Jews... amen
that was a good one
that was beautiful
I wish my family was more
like that ...Ohh Steph don't
no no no, come on, come
in here, hug it out
*** you all better now?
Oh and don't forget you could use chex
mix as surprise casserole topping
as the real special crunch
wow what a great tips
holy ***, where did that come from? Its
5 summers with my aunt Barb in Oklahoma
that was amazing calm
down, we'll make one
goddammit Brad said the rv were
supposed to be out here waiting us
maybe its in the
camps nobody now
what the *** is this
thing is ridiculous
why the hell are you reading that
thing because I... because I like it
its fun, informative its fun?
That's your idea of fun
I have vcr manual from the
90's you should really
check out I think you
probably enjoyed that
fire works, oh my
God guys look?
Fire works
hey fire works, pull
over there's fire works
no were not pulling
over for fire works
its fourth of July of weekend don't
be such a grumpy *** pull over
no, absolutely not oh come
on I want fire works too
see even this loser wants
some fireworks fireworks!
Okay! Enough!
Enough
let's get something straight!
Right now
you are not my kids, okay? You are not
my wife, and we're not a family alright
this is a job we are
not the briddy bunch
I'm Marky Mark, and
y'all the funky bunch
the what?
I'm the boss, you hear me?
So cut the ***
otherwise, I will turn this
rv around, immediately
and we will drive straight
home no drugs for anyone
this vacation sucks you... You...
It is not a vacation!
There you go you *** happy?
Come on
here we go, everybody
just be cool alright
hello, we are the Miller family
here reporting for leisure sir
he just gonna hand down
the Mexico way to do heh
ohh okay great fantastic alright,
thank you take care now, alright
whoo do you see that I told
you this rv would work
we totally blend! Congratulations,
you just snuck in Mexico
what is this some meths lab its Mexico
you see, that's doggie doggie doggie
this rv won't blend in
David would you calm down
this me is trying honest,
I mean its ridiculous
you have arrive at your destination
the route guidance is now finished
are you sure these guy were expecting you?
Rose, we're good
now would you calm down? These is all
Brad guy, there's nothing to worry about
open sesame, here we go
hey
hey I think that guy
was in LA bamba
they play football over there, that's fun.
Soccer kids are good sign like yours
hey there. What... is this place?
Man would you look at this?
Its like cute drug dealing community
they probably sold churros
would you relax? Its
fine, we're totally fine
I'm just gonna run in there,
pick up like a duffel bag
or suitcase or something,
and we will be on our way
now come on, its the...
The welcome wagon
let me go talk to this guy
olla, holla big man Mei amo David, yeah
I'm here to pick up for Brad Gurdlinger
oww... he's got a gun ohh God...
Whoa whoa... oh God
Pablo Cachone, I'm here to
pick up for Pablo Cachone
you're the white ***
with hick of a donkey
yeah si... yeah, yeah,
mucha waido very ***
who are they? Ahh that's a...
My "family"...A mi familia
help me out here with
a, the deal yeah.
Familia yeah I know I can't
believe it either yeah
come. Okay great. What?
Okay great let's do it
alright big fella, where's this
smidge of weed everyone talking about
this is a little
more than a smidge
calm down okay,
we're gonna be fine
oh yeah sure right 'cause all we
smuggling 2 matrix tons of marijuana
across international
border in a winter motor
home I don't see what
could possibly gone wrong
yeah I, I'm gonna make a
phone call real quick
Kenny hmm... watch the pod
go for b-rad hey
Brad, what the ***?
Oh oh, something wrong?
Yeah somethings wrong somethings
very very wrong? Okay
you said a smidge of pot,
this is not a smidge
smidge and a half? No?
No, you got me moving enough weed
to kill Willy *** Nelson man
okay, they're using a *** bucket per
guy to put it on the rv as we speak
wait, you just walk in
there, told them you there
to pick up for Pablo
Cachone and they were like
"yeah no problem"?
Wait a minute, why do you sound surprise?
You totally know we were coming here right?
Relax, everything's gonna be fine man I
grease the guard and one of the boys
gonna let you breezes
right trough and then I,
see you in the morning,
I'll even buy you brunch
*** you Brad! That's
the David that I love!
*** you too! Come
on let's do this
haha see you soon my
little drug mule...
***
"fruita" oh... no thank
you I'm, I'm good
you reject my mother's gift?
I mean, I don't wanna hurt
her put it in those terms
hey Kenny shut up and
take the fruit I got it
thank you mam you
wanna get us killed?
Namaste
whoa I think snoop dog
would *** this fridge
at least it keep it fresh
well as long as no one sets foot inside
the rv, looks our windows or wave us...
We'll be fine.
We're totally ***
adios amigos
oh *** *** what
the hell is this
it is a cop okay be cool
remember we're the Millers
buenos dias officer, holla
I'm very sorry if we were violating
some of your local traffic laws
you see family and I got into a
heated game road bingo and uh
cut the ***. I'm sorry?
I saw you leaving Pablo
Cachone compound
we both know by searching your
mobile home what to find.
Much important time
for such things
but I have a feel like
letting anybody today so
I'm just simply take my
Barb and I'll be on my way
well alright, here we go. This is
what I'm talking about, great!
How much we're talking about?
100, 200?
1000? What do you buying
a house down here
hmm... we we don't have that's
sort of cash on us right now
hmm... you see that's gonna
be a problem. Yeah yeah
maybe you can offer me
something else say uh...
Something a little more personal...
ohh... Ohh
I gotcha Rose suck his ***
*** you, I'm not
sucking anything
come on, would you be a team
player are you *** kidding me?
Would you stop being so
selfish you know what?
Si seniora no
need to be of her
you see, I'm I'm what you say
a man who prefer the
company of other man
ohh ohh
David, suck his *** Rose
5 seconds tops just
grip on the balls
come on David, be a team
player you gonna have fun
hmm... okay Kenny front
and center buddy
okay so whats the plan? Are we
gonna pretend to and you gonna
no no no no no well
the plan is hmm
here here here okay, let see
you, you this bottle can, right
and I am this cigaret but
okay that's us he's over there
in right by this in that bush
we make him the pebble
you, will go and meet him behind
the bush right over there
and you're gonna suck his ***
and we're gonna get outta here
okay, bring it in, on three
what, no! What do you
mean no, whats wrong?
Well, I'm not gay
are you sure?
I mean you never really
know until you know
no, I'm not gay okay
alright calm down
look this like gay panic
situation you're having
right now its coming off
a little homophobic
what? I'm homophobic 'cause I
don't wanna *** in my mouth?
Exactly, that's exactly
what homophobic mean
look alright alright come
on just you go there
and you just, you pretend
its a girls ***
any girls *** you want I'm not
sure I agree with that logic
- alright come here listen to me.
- What did he saying to him? I have no idea
alright just listen to me, alright come
on man, this is you chance to be the hero
I don't know David don't do it
for me, don't even do it for you
do it for the girls
for Rose and Casey
'cause believe me, they wont
last 2 days in a Mexican prison
okay attaboy
I'll do it for the
girls I'm proud of you
hey, whats going on? Somebody sucking
my ***, or am I getting 1000 peso?
No he's gonna... what pesos?
Why don't you say so?
Uh huh, a thousand oh that's like what?
80 bucks American?
Yeah I, here... there
you go keep the change
gracias
can believe you're gonna
suck that guy's ***
all the entrance please proceeds
slowly in the side Lane
and prepare for
vehicle inspection
alright here we go this is it
Kenny wear the hats hurry
but I thought you said the guard
were just gonna leave us through
he will Casey, alright but
we want look the part
so the other guys don't
get suspicious look
what the *** does this guy
want I don't know, he's honking
haii
okay, he's really honking and its making a
huge scene I think he just want to say hi.
Oh my God, I don't wanna say
hi then just wave and go
if we just wave then
he'll stop honking
okay, fine, okay, I'll
say hi fine hi hi
howdy doody quite a rig
you got there amigo
that is quite a rig you
guys have there too
thank you very kindly
we do love her
we don't get to take her out as often as
we used to when our daughter was her small
it can be such a burden
to carve out some quality
family time but you
gotta do it don't you?
Yeah David and Rose Miller here
here's my daughter Casey right here
and my son Kenny
oh handsome please to
make your acquaintance
don Fitzgerald, my smoldering wife Edith
and our daughter... say hi melisa
Lane one please move forward...
Sir... Sir... move forward
I got a joint here
what's is he have?
He have a joint
that's it oh oh... hide it...
What did they
ohh you have a baby
oh I love baby
oh look at that gougers
little wonder of joy
whats that beautiful
little baby's name
this is hmm this is our
little lebron his name lebron
ohh little French fella
its the little lebron
yeah I was against the name at
first but the uhh, the missus here
have a real soft spot for a primadonna
who'll never be as good as Jordan
I cant see them face I'm
dying to see his face
go to Lane two
you gotta to pull over okay okay
wear the hats bring the hats
am I gonna be like frickin'
idiot its the idea
hey hey everybody smile
and follow my lead I'm
gonna take you to the
promised land, here we go
steady steady
okay just smile here we go,
here we go, follow my lead
are you bringing anything back
into United States sir? Yeah
sir are you bringing anything
back into United States sir?
David... sir... Hablo English
folks I need you to pull over
and exit vehicles please
but... sir, is that actually necessary? I
mean these kid just poop and we're just
mam, I need everybody outta this
recreational vehicle immediately
okay, I'm just gonna put the
baby away yeah put the baby away
bring the child, pull
over into the secondary
inspection area and exit
the motor home... now!
Okay, good.
Its okay... its okay
baby stand down
before I search the vehicle is there
anything you wanna tell me about?
'Cause after I open that
door, I can't help you
last chance, I'm gonna search this vehicle
top to bottom. Alright. Amigo amigo
we got runners
sorry to inconvenience you folks this
happens a lot, you have a nice day
whew that was ***' easy
oh my God... whoo we did it
nicely done Millers give it up
very good job, here we go Rose, yeah!
David there you go!
We're all officially international
drug smuggler add it to the resume
how about a little victory music huh...
Oh no no no no
don't change it I love
the song me too. What?
I don't even like this
song when it was popular
come on, loosen up
don't do those this isn't
even a victory song
stop I'm not doing these
these is embarrassing
I seen a rainbow yesterday but too
many storms have come and gone.
Leavin' a trace of not on
God-given Ray is it because
my life is ten shades of
gray (What the ***?)
I pray all ten fade away seldom
praise him for the sunny days.
You claim the insane and name and
slice in top for fallin' prey
to crime which where the system
go you victim to your own mind.
Dreams are hopeless aspirations
in hopes of comin' true.
Believe in yourself the rest is up to
me and don't go chasing waterfalls
where did you learn to do that?
Pablo Cachone
we're not expecting you
I decided to bring the *** myself
to make sure everything goes as plan
but the *** is already
left with the shipment, senor
what ***? The ***,
with the hick of a donkey.
You mean this *** with
the hick of a donkey
I have failed you senor
if you saw this *** again would
you recognize him in the vehicle
he was driving an rv with
his family get in the car
how fast do you gone
calm down I'm going with the speed
limit I'm not gonna get pulled over
no no I mean loaded down
like this at 15 ton
vehicle, going 10 up
at ten percent grade
you just ...Use your head David I
don't think you see this through
what? Weight distribution
loading and towing... see
yeah, I do, I thought this plan
through which seems to be working out
oh great oh ***
seriously, God!
Is this part of your plan? David
wait, what do we gonna
do now I don't... know
I can't get a signal no ***, we're
in the middle of *** nowhere dude
oh gee thank you Casey
thank you for your amazing problem
solving skill so helpful whoa whoa whoa
hey, what are you doing?
I'm not gonna stand in the side of the
road next to an rv filled with pot
I'm gonna try to find help yeah
*** this, I'm going with her, bye
wait up oh ridiculous
okay, actually that's fine, good
idea hurry back though please
oh I have plan, really?
Good plan, your having plan
woman right? Shut
the *** up Kenny
he's so smug, he's just ah he's drives
me crazy well yeah he's an idiot
no, he's not an idiot he's
actually kind of smart
why are you defending him? I'm not
defending him, I'm just saying
have you seen where we are
this whole plan is so stupid
oh really, what gold of
advice that you follow
that ended with you
living in the street
I don't live on the street okay I...
I crash at friends
ahh okay I see so you were kinda between
couches when David and Kenny found you
are you gonna lecture
me seriously I'll puke
you know what, I'm not lecturing you
okay good, 'cause I don't need advice
from a stripper alright you
know what, you little ***
what the hell is this
whoa look at this cute little couple of
hitchhikers we're here to save your bacon
and love little ladies
hey, Hi whats going on?
I called up right after you guys left
okay they gonna calls some mechanic okay
but they gonna keep us and
try to holding the weed baby
alright alright, calm down just calm
down, alright. I got this, watch
okay okay I'm
holding that baby
Edith, you will, I promise but its nap
time for lebron come on guys let's go
okay y'all hop on
Fitzgerald express
its like we pretending
that its train but its not
so you run on my goblins uh uh uh
hold on one second don't freak
so you know when set for a nice swimmer you
can't use a maxipad because you can see it
so my friends bought me
box of tampons and I'm
telling you, I had such a
hard time inserting those
which is stick, half way out
its just like Roman candle
and that is how I found out I
was born with a shallow ***
yeah. That was such a detail story
you gotta do a one woman show
its like, its so many layers you know so
what your story David? What do you mean?
How do you two meet?
Honey, tell her and don't leave
out any of those romantic parts
okay, alright where
did we first meet
its great
well that would've been when Rose
moved into my apartment building
I remember watching her
through the crack in my
door as she was a... wait,
you're spying on me
now hon, just 'cause you heard
the story a thousand time
doesn't mean you should interrupt alright.
Don't be rude
alright, proceed
but yeah I was spying on you she was
unloading this huge hall by herself
you know I want to go
help her but I also don't
want to you know, come of
like I am hitting on her
'cause you know I'd like to
hitting on her maybe, someplace
and uh... yeah she's wearing
this little Navy Blue Chuck
Taylors and its jeans short
with no pocket on the back
how even that happen
and this a... this Tom wades t-shirt...
and I was like ohh...
"That's cool", I love Tom wades
and, she just look beautiful
if you into that kind
of me in pretty thing
so anyway, uhh she's...
starting to bring this
really big weird looking
painting at the stairs
and I'm like, okay, here's
my shot alright so...
I go outside, and I uh...
help her with it
and uh I'm trying to at least and she
just look me and just go "stop it"
- like she just snap it.
- You're started yanking at it
next thing you know we're
sitting there having tug of war
pulling this things back and
forth, and out of nowhere
this fat fist goes right
through the canvas
it was an accident doesn't
matter you ruin my painting
it doesn't... okay... Honestly... I
really think you should've thank me
yeah because that
painting was hideous
my grandfather painted that painting, and
it was my favourite thing the entire world
so we have getting this huge screaming
match in front of the whole building
everybody comes out
watching it, I mean from
that moment we pretty
much hate each other
and then you fell in love... Yeah...
Ooh yeah, then we fell in love
hang out, I think
this is our exit
David could you grab me a map
out of the glove boxes please
yes sir whoa whoa whoa
I'm sorry about that buddy
didn't mean to scare you
that's just my service
pistol and badge
oh badge, are you a cop?
Oh no no no
I'm at DDA
being laid down after
spent 22 years
I'm bit of a hiatus
at the moment
they took him out of the field
because he was being aggressive
that's enough well I'm
sorry its not right don
none of those young gun are half the
agent that you are those scrumps
Edith, you know how I
feel about you cassa
I'm sorry don Edith can be
little hotblooded at times
I wont need to tell
you ohh its okay
hey if you guys will excuse
me hey do you want join me
where do you of to?
- I was going to the dump.
- I was gonna check at the baby
check on the baby is the dumps
that's what we just said
check on lebron, who had a terrible
tummy, and just a bad diarrhea
family meeting
I'm getting my
hands on that baby
he's a narc are you
*** kidding me?
Stop panicking, we haven't done
anything suspicious yet so relax
oh really okay what about when you
wanna hold our precious weed baby
leave that baby alright ill
handle that if that happens
totally take care of it
but right now, all we have to do is focus
on getting with them mental family
oh ***, why we stop
they heard us, they heard us
oh *** we're going to jail
no no no no no we just
at the garage okay
everybody calm down okay
you haven't done anything
you're also right
I'm gonna ditch
this guy, real fast
okay, we're gonna get in
get out okay everybody
game face okay, Miller
time, here we go
there's not another
repair shop nearby?
Run by a Christian and open after
soap opera on Saturday night no sir
oh shoot
I just give you the hose on the
far rig and send you on your way
but then we'll be
stranding ourself
hey besides, just so we could all get
to know each other a little bit Bette
whats happening? They
close till the morning
Oklahoma oh God
you folks can make camp with the
fitzgerals tonight I know a great spot
we will set up the old tents and
you could bed down on our winnie
I'll give you hand with
your gear no no no
no don't no don, that's alright
Millers carry their own way
I know I like you David
can you wait to the pit.
Heyy this will be a hoot
I'll even watch you
little monster so you and
your man can have some
grown ups tonight
you don't have to do
that no no no, nonsense
- no no no. -Nonsense oh give me
that please, give me that please
oh God
oh my God, oh my God oh my
God, why this is happened
oh my God whats happening
thanks a lot Mom, now what I'm
supposed to use for my health project
I'm gonna failed and have to go to
community college my future's ruined
oh honey.
Mrs. Fitzgerald oh my
goodness are you alright
oh did you think that lebron was?
Oh no no no
lebron was a sack of herbs
an Oregon Owen vassal yeah we was
treating like it was real baby
you know its for her summer
project extra credit
it teaches the student that nothing ruin
your life more than having children
yeah its also sent messages to
teen to just stick to the big a
yeah *** abstinence,
yeah abstinence
neither makes a baby
anyway I'm so sorry Edith seriously
we just promise our Casey
here that we will treat it like
a real baby for entire summer
and we just went too far
we went way too far
so... I'm embarrassed actually I
think that will scared anybody
she's very emotional you should've
seen her in the end of free Willy
oh stop it don
I love that whale
well, who loves camp fire games
its a bird, its a plane,
its hmm it was air force
that was like dumping with a
sea animal Jesus I'm coming
we'll wait till all fall a sleep
then we sneak into their tent
cut their throat what? What?
No Jesus what the
*** nothing I wasn't
I wasn't saying to do
that I didn't said that
I thought you gonna said that
you thought I was gonna
said "cut their throat"?
I ain't a ***
scarface gimme a break
hyper walker bird, rainbow
airplane clown clown sandwich
don't lock the babies
in the basement
were gonna sneak into their
tent and steal don key
were gonna take the rv back into the shop
and I then set their radiator to soak
ahh got it
the earth, the earth
is on fire atmosphere
plain and simple
Al-qaeda-Al-qaeda
*chimes*
it was plain and simple see
this is a plane and this is
oh melisa, of course it
was that is so clever
gosh you know, I thought it was
really good I'm terrible drawer so
great 'cause you're up next
passing the Baton nice work
okay, let's go Kenny okay Kenny
here we go, draw your brain out
alright, that's a line, slash, guns N
roses no its looking like a spring
Kenny come on draw some
thing buddy come on come on
son a string, a rocket some
rocket, is it a cucumber
this is really stupid
is it a bad drawing Kenny?
My guess is bad drawing
oh a ***, a *** its a
big ***, those are balls
its a big, a big black ***
its some drawing black
its a big black *** its
a, its a big black ***
black *** down
*chimes*
its a skate board
its a skate board great, of course
it is its a big black skateboard
I see it of course
its very clear
it was up, there's but its a, its
wheel so I see it underground
black *** down
black *** down?
Nice job Meryl Streep very
subtle character work
listen, not my fault that
Kenny can't draw at all
don't you pick on Kenny
okay, you leave him alone
where the hell is Kenny
you guys come here
what is going on look at those two...
Aww... Uh uh
guess I'm not the best drawer no, you
were great, I knew that was skate board
yeah, I don't know where
the confusion lies
yeah I really like
your my family
they're hmm they're different
well. They're not my family I...
I mean
yeah no I know get
what you mean
she totally wants him to kiss her right?
Yeah she does. Absolutely
she does right?
Sometimes I feel like I'm adopted,
or an alien you know or something
right, that's what I mean hmm but
also I would totally adopt you
you know hmm not that I wanna
be your Daddy I just uhh
he's talking to much
he won't shut up
well goodnight uh I'll see ya
***' hug
and Melissa... yeah?
Watch out for bear
can't see him comin good tip
that poor kid, well you
should go talk to him
who?
I said you should go
to who do you think?
Me? What the hell am I gonna say?
Go do your guy stuff!
Jeez, ***' tourist come
on help him, just go go go
hey man, how you doing?
May I siting here?
Uh no well good good
good alright so hmm
I saw what just happened
with you and melisa
you know you don't have to be
scared to kiss a girl you know
I mean you damn near suck a guy
*** what do you shying out for?
That's not funny David
I'm sorry I'm sorry
its a bad joke
look do you want to know
somethings I used to do
when I was your age that kept
me from getting every girls
yeah I would just
count to three
count to three? Yeah, that's
your big advice count to three?
Yeah
I mean if you ever want to kiss
a girl or ask her to go out
actually when you scared about
everything you just do that
you just count to
three and then do it
'cause when you take
too long just start
over thinking it would
drive yourself crazy
trust me it will
change your life
I guess that make sense thanks
yeah no problem and
you know if you have
any other question about the birds and the
bee, who's or what to wear for how long
fun stuff, just don
hesitate to ask me
okay? Okay good talk good talk
oh my back... so old
you go I will watching
*** you, it was your
idea you go *** in there
bin laden whats happen
is that a racoons
you were right about them Edith
its completely explainable
this is a misunderstanding
you just have to
understand something
we have never done anything like
this with another couple before
uh huh
there's no judgment on you no
I own a vibrator
that's right she does
awesome
I wasn't for it at first since the dumb
thing made in chine for cripe sake
but, you know when you've been
married as long as we have
you looking for anything
that is spice thing up a bit
so of course we have discussed
a scenario like this
yes, and tonight when you brought
up that big black baby maker
well we got that
loud and clear
our vibrator name, Joe Morgan we were
picking up what you were putting down
yeah, same page
we were very flattered by this
but right now in the other night
I'm just not, I'm not sure I'm
really, I'm ready for it... oh don
- got it, totally understood,
not a problem we're
just wrong to ask grat,
understood, we misread it
wait, I have an idea
okay, maybe I could take a baby step
tonight I mean my mouth is for my marriage
but I've... I've never touch
another woman before...
I will be okay with that
oh great... Rose?
- Here we go...
- Okay
- are you okay?
- Yes
a mother to mother is this okay with you?
Yes mother yes
let's get this mother started
shall we? Okay
okay, okay don are you watching?
I'm good, okay
okay wow, my heart is is
pounding so fast in very chest
- so I guess we're swingers.
- Uh? Oh yeah uh... haha
its alright what
take you so long
hello, okay I'm just
gonna do it real fast
I'm just gonna there we go
there they are there they are
wow... this is happening...
Don are you looking at this?
I'm touching her ***
this a miracle would you
like to feel my breast.
- I think that's enough for
the night okay you're right
- yeah don't give away the fun.
- How about a little rough now
maybe we should wait that's
right, are you Okay down here
have fun tonight kids
ohh awesome
ohh I'm never gonna wash
this hand thank you so much
good night have a good sleep
what now genius? Oh I don't
know, I just got ear ***
in a tent what do you want from me?
You *** idiot
okay what?
What? What do you mean?
I mean, do you wanna talk
about it or gonna keep
mopping around like someone
kick you in ***
okay, um well
I'm never really like...
Have sex before, choker
kiss a girl before... wait what? I
tough you said you were like 18
okay you know what forget it okay come on,
sit down, don't need to be so dramatic
look its okay that you
haven't kiss a girl you know
I'm sure there are some
girls who I've never met
find inexperience kinda sweet
yeah but I don't wanna be the
sweet inexperience guy who's
snot even worth kissing
I wanna be the guy who, grabs the
girl and kisses her, you know
okay, let me make
one thing clear
this is not gonna be one of those bulshit
moment when the girl kisses the boy
and realize it that she's been
in love with him the entire time
okay? You're my fake brother,
and you are sweet kid
so this is for you to
bring back to melisa
what is? I'm gonna
kiss you ding ***
what are you doing shut your eyes
that's weird, that was really weird.
Sorry alright that was
okay now more tongue
tongue, I can do that
too much tongue
too much tongue
right, too much yeah that's
my fault my bad, sorry
less tongue that was good
alright, now this time I want
you choke me a little bit
alright, okay whoa
whats going on here
its... we're not doing what
its looks like we're doing
really? 'Cause it looks like Casey
teaching you how to kiss out of pitty
well then it is what
looks like yeah really?
What did you teach him?
The basics, he's never
kisses a girl before
you haven't? Oh honey, show me
really? Yes okay hmm
not bad its not bad
try this
there you go
you feel that? What I
do with my tongue?
Yes mam show Casey
what you just learn
okay hold on hold on hold on
I'm gonna get a picture of you
with the first girl you ever kiss there
you go, uh huh make it a good one.
Rose get in there, there
you go photo bomb it
this is getting better
its getting better. Okay
so cute use your hand
they got so much fun stuff to play
with you're not using your hands
Kenny
no, melisa, its a I'm sorry.
Melisa wait
***
you know? There's 50-50 chance
she'll be into it red head, crazy
alright baby, thanks guy babe,
Kenny pack my stuff please, thanks
alright here we go looks
like you ready to roll
Gary called me first
thing he seem
real eager for you all
to come pick her up
good good good good I guess
this is about it then
yeah, good luck to you David.
Heyy thank you don
take care will ya
hey yeah, before you going off
well last night now we're
standing things bedroom wise
between me and Mrs. Fitzgerald haven't
been a real five along fire way
anyway I need
your advice David
you and Rose seems
hotter for each other
than a couple of mice having
*** congress in a wolf socks
we do? Yeah... I guess
I just want to know
what do you do to
keep things exciting
after so many years of feast
in the same feast you know
whats your secret? Let
see, my secret...
You know what I do... don I just
treat Rose like she is a stripper
no kidding? No kidding
like she's a dirty
dirty stripper
good
dirtier the better
we'd like to stood it
surprises that six up on you
haven't got your bag
I'm so sorry that melisa
isn't here to say
goodbye she just wont
come out of that bedroom
she's been sick to her
tummy ever since last
night I think its
something that she's ate
just tell her I'm really sorry
oh sure, sure will
ohh so sweet kid
you'll always be
my special lover
bye happy B-day Murica
bye see you now, bye
bye now, thank you
alright let's get the
*** out of here you guys
go to the rv I'm gonna get
the keys from skitter
hello
hey Brad I was just
gonna call you
hey buddy where the *** are you
I thought you'll be here by now
I told you I need it today
no no no no I know, I know
we just have a little bit
engine troubles all okay so...
We will gonna be on
the road in 5 minutes
I'd say your front door in just few
hours, okay nothing stop us now
what the ***?
Hand me the phone
uh Brad can you
hold on for a sec
alright let's not do anything
rash I'm David what's your name
Pablo Cachone
shh shut the *** up stop stop
holla Brad Pablo! Qi pasa amigo
you send this amateur
*** up to steal from me?
Listen I don't know what
David told you hello
I thought you said we were picking up drugs
for Pablo Cachone I thought we were, okay
Brad told me he was Pablo Cachone
why do you trust that guy
stop bickering for 5 seconds
okay how do he even find us?
We don't know I don't know
with this tracking device
she's put that somewhere
in the rv huh?
Just in somewhere in the bag? How
could you not thinking that?
Because I don't know what the hell
I'm doing Casey could you have maybe
silence
you all die now but together
as a family with honor
but we're not even a real family, okay?
I don't even know these people
she's right, that's absolutely right no no
no no we're not related at all, any of us
look I'm just a small time ***
drug dealer I sold dime bags
my daughter here? Its just
homeless gutter of punk
and uh my son this ***
dork is live in my building
we don't even look alike
and he still a *** okay
and my "wife"? I mean she's
just a cheap stripper
hey thanks David, nice
we will not do anything
that's right I am Mr. Cachone
just give me one chance to prove to you
that I worth more way alive than I am dead
have some respect
its your mother
get to the rv go go go go
why are we fighting?
Do you know how to
drive this thing? No
no weapons here we go
hurry up I'm trying okay, I don't
know how to work this thing
whoa whoa whoa stops
are you stab him? Are you kidding,
I knocked him out. Lets go
Kenny give me the wheel
no! Do not pull over
go this way
no no no don't get on a free way
okay just let me in I
can't I will to stop
don't stop
no no no no you will
gonna get us killed
is everybody okay? I'm okay
***
aw aw aw aw oh my
God ***' ***
***' dog eater so much
hey settle down
man what happen
what the hell is going on
Kenny listen to me hey
calm down alright
you're not gonna die,
will you tell us what the
hell is going on? Just
tell us what happened
***' spider bit me David what?
Where? Where did it happen?
Bit me on my balls on my *** balls
on my balls on my *** balls
let me see it,
Kenny let me se it
no, no *** way
you're not seeing it
Kenny come on I can't help
you unless you show it to me
please sweety just show
it to me come on can
we just man up and
drop your pants pleas
we've all seen a ***
let's go rub some dirt on
let's get back to the rv
Kenny no you're going
to see doctor I'm sorry
don't listen to him. No
no no no yes yes yes
well he's not going to hospital
we don't have time for that
trust me Kenny is fine
goddammit Kenny totally
fine, go grab him
he might be dead, if he dead
we're leaving him grab him!
Yeah this is David mil, David Clark
calling on Mr. Gurdlinger again
yes, I'll hold
yellow ski
oh hello Brad where the *** have you
been I left you like 5 messages men
David, you're alive
cool how's that happen?
Why don't you ask the real
Pablo Cachone how it happened
not gonna make excuses
its kinda a *** move
a *** move a *** move!
Little bit of *** move
okay, tell you what I'm not
driving another ***' mile
I want some ***
hazard pays from your ***
otherwise, I'm gonna turn around and
get this smidge of pot back to Cachone
along with your ***
address do you understand me?
That actually sound like you're threatening
to double-cross me *** right I am
and I'm kinda turn on right now
you make a good case for hazard
pay how much do you want?
How much? Oh I don't
know I'm thinking $500.
000 how about that done
*** right is done
good, but I needed it here by
tonight, or the deal is off
no problem that's fine with me
where the hell are you anyway?
I... I don't... where I'd be...
Caroulus regional medical center
in the middle of but
*** new Mexico
why?
Why, why, because these
goddammit Kenny kid got
his *** nuts by giant
*** spider, that's why
that is amazing well you let me
know if he develop any super powers
listen man, get
up okay tic toc
tic toc okay
Scotty, the doctor
will see you know
text me girl I gotta bounce
you know what I'm saying
oh God really? That guy?
What? He is hot
okay I gotta bounce
Miller family yeah hi
hello, how are you
great great great okay whats the
news huh doc can we get going?
I'm afraid your son has pretty severe
allergic reaction to spiders venom
that's too bad we're better
get him home where is he
well he's in a fair amount
of pain right now so we
won't be able to release
soon, for a few hours yet
why?
David, you know David,
stop it, please continue
he's on an iv to get
some antibiotics
who the *** care man okay?
We got *** to do
go get my son then bring him and
his giant nut out here right now
that's it stop it, David
stop it, doctor thank you
very much, I appreciate you
taking care of our son
thank you very much
my pleasure, you seems
like a very caring father
what is your *** problem?
What?
Are you crazy? Its only a few hours.
We're gonna be fine
no, we're not fine we're gonna
be dead in couple of hours
we'll gonna be homeless
looks here what I say
we do we leave him here
and then we just keep going, alright so
you were saying that the three of us
we just leave him here no no no
no, we're not leave him here
no absolutely not we are
leave with him here
okay
you know if we leave Kenny
here it really isn't
no, I don't know where I was
going that's stupid. Seriously
what the *** is
that I don't know
don't answer it, its for me what
whats up dog not much
dog, whats up with you
I'm here to pick up Casey
you know I'm saying
well I'm awake and I'm speak English
so yeah I do know what you're saying
what's your name man
Scotty P you know
what I'm saying
again, I do know what you're
saying but I appreciate
you continuing not
checking on me on that
hi, bye we're gonna
go whoa whoa whoa.
Heyy where do you think
you're going? Out
I have just made lunch,
when do you coming back?
I don't know later
hey stop, listen to me
hey once Kenny is ready
we're out of here and we will
leave with or without you
if you not here, we're
gone do you get it?
Okay, fine that's, totally fine
wait a second,
hold on come here
I'd like to have a little
chat with your friend
are you kidding me? I
am not kidding you
would you please have a seat
what is going on?
So Scotty P, what exactly
do you for a living ohh Mom
I work for a and j amusements I Mark event
monkey maze, if you know what I'm saying
what the hell is monkey maze?
Oh its like terrified death
trap but, for little kids
hey that's a cool tats man
ahh for real thank you bro
you see the cobra?
What is these one whats
the one right there
oh these, these my
credo no "regrets"
how about that
you have no regrets?...Dad... no
like not even single letter?
No way... uh huh, not me.
Dad I love him
I think he's great I think
he's real winner Casey
if I were you I won't use
protection, have fun
Scotty P you're the man yeah?
For real
nice meeting you man.
Alright you too.
You do you Scotty P
Casey make the choices
come on, she'll gonna be fine
tattoo kids on motorcycle, no helmet
actually she might already be pregnant
I can not believe her
where the hell is she?
Look who is concern about
someone other than themself
what, no, no no no no I just
want to get back on the road
the kid was a *** head huh?
Right you know I'm saying?
Sure. Unbelievable
she must get her *** taste
in men from her mother
I'm sorry, its a cheap shot
cheap shot okay, taken it back
I'm sure your boyfriend Jimmy is very
nice he seems like a very good guy
well, he's not, relax
he maxed out my credit card,
cleaned out my bank account
before he jaded out of town
stole my favourite mug which is pretty
*** thing to do, even for him
I'm really sorry about
that that's suck
ohh whatever well that's you get
for getting guy as stripper
aww come on, you're a lot than
that Rose and you know it
what? Rose is not
even my real name
well then what is your real name
Sarah with an "h"?
Yup, right there at the
end best way to spell it
sure really my mother thought
well you know David is not
real name either really?
I'm being serious
you've been sir...
Well so... so then
what's your real name?
Barbara Barbara? Yeah
name after my Mom
I know you would... oho so
what do you like Barbara Jr
yeah you Barbara
Jr, you got it
though my friends in high school and
grad school used to called me Babs
ooh scarge not really
no, not at all
I mean I was in musical theatre
so I was actually referred
very funny your hair
yanked like puppy on your ear
whoa whats going on in here
that's we should ask you
the same thing young lady
I mean we've been worried
sick that's right
why are you guys
talking like that
*** is someone here
yeah yeah us we're
here that's who's here
we didn't know if you dead in
the ditch you couldnt've call
yeah or some of damn text messages
you always sending out there
" hey its me Casey, I'm
not dead in the ditch
lol, a little pig with a
*** smile, â«yolo"
whoa, was that so hard to say
thank you appreciate that
unbelievable, she
learn a new word Rose
thank God "I'm sorry"
he will be great
oh there he is
Kenny, oh my God you looks
so much better yeah
doesn't he looks better? Yeah he looks
like a thousand bucks. Lets go come on
hey take it easy
would you just relax
oh hurt my elbow
are you okay? I think so
David look what happen to you when you
running around like a crazy person
what do you talking about?
He's fine come on. Come
on Ken doll hop hop buddy,
here we go here we go
- what the hell
is wrong with you
whats wrong with me?
Look this job has a deadline
and it in four *** hours
alright, and if you thinking I'm gonna
lose half a million dollars pay day
because of one of Kenny's boo boo's
then you're out of your *** mind
whoa wait a second
you're making half a million
dollars on this deal
roughly I can not believe you.
Rose, listen to me
I can explain it
you are making $500. 000 and
you're only gonna pay me $30. 000
you're getting $30. 000
I'm getting a thousand
you guys are getting paid?
You're a liar no no no no
we want a renegotiate
no, no way, what?
No, you're make your deal with me
I'm make my deal with Brad alright
we're getting outta here
see good Casey gets it
we're not renegotiating
now let's go
I believe we are right now
because you wouldn't even
be here if it wasn't for us
you *** right about that
I'll be in Denver right now if it
wasn't for you guys slowing me down
are you kidding
slowing you down?
That's right yeah
slowing you down?
Whoa where the hell
are you going?
Hey Heyy I said where
are you going?
Okay, you know what? You
leave, you'll get nothing
I don't want your money, okay
Casey, come back you have
we have to stay
together, come on why?
Because we are family, huh?
You wanna spend Christmas together
help me with my homework Mom
please, this whole thing
has been a total joke
no, I tell what the joke is hey
you wouldn't know the j...
The j...
I thought I'm not gonna tell you the
joke you don't deserve to hear the joke.
- I'm not gonna tell her the joke.
- I don't think you have it in you
I know a joke
David, we have to
go back and get her
what, are you kidding me?
No, she left, screw her
are you coming with
me or not Rose
fine, I'll make sure to slide
your check under your door
Kenny let's go Kenny
come on let's go man
we can't leave her
David its not right
- you know what?
- What?
You all deserve each other
he'll come back right?
Yo girl, I get your
text whats up.
Heyy are you alone? Yeah
can we go someplace
private and talk
I know just this place you
know what I'm saying?
Hey its loud
yeah, nice try radio nice try
okay, let's get there
quiet
and I knew better too but...
We're all on the
road together and...
It got... kinda fun you know?
Yeah, hu huh
and it started thinking
of us its kinda like this
whatever its stupid
*** them yeah *** them
you know right now girl? Scotty P
is gonna make you feel real good
you know what I'm saying
I'm sorry, I'm just I'm
feeling kinda cry and uh
I'm just gonna go okay
what, come on girl
you texting me girl
you know whats up?
Scotty
hey! Get you hands off
of her come here Casey
and you put your hands on her one more time
I swear I will rip that *** tattoo
right of your chest you
know what I'm saying
oh really ***? Yeah ***
you know what? Why don't you
leave the girls alone man
what do you gonna do about it?
Eye brush?
One... two...
Broke my nose
how aggressive woman you
know what I'm saying?
Are you okay? I'm fine, that was
awesome, you just *** deck him
yeah well I'm dealt with him
the *** like him at work
come on let's just
get outta here
thanks for the back up Kenny
whats with the count?
If you gonna punch somebody
you punch 'em on the one
well David told me
to count well David?
David hasn't punch anybody, ever
I think this way exit
I have return go *** yourself
this what I miss right?
The ping pong
action the reparte
go *** yourself you
go *** yourself
and then Rose you say
you go *** yourself
then Kenny like "I don't
wanna *** anybody girl"
no, we're not getting in the rv
what? Okay okay
I know whats this is
about, and I get it
we gonna split the $ 500. 000
evenly, between the four of us
you guys get what
I'm saying here
Kenny you wanna be like this
that's a lot of video game kiddo
Casey you can buy a
house, run away from it
you know what I'm
mean like whatever
you get $125. 000 you get $125.
000
you get a... you know I'm
like ***' Oprah here
you know she's a white
dude at the carnival
okay look, what do you want?
You want me to beg?
Kids, what do you think?
- I can know it would make me a lot better.
- Work for me, sure
well its a good thing I'm
wearing my begging pants
I usually only do
this before sex
okay okay I'm going I'm
going please please
let's do it here we go
okay to the rv let's
go come on David
whoa whoa whoa guys slow down,
there's clown everywhere
well its just right down here I know
that I park it right next to an rv
Melissa Kenny.
Rose Edith *** ***
*** see I never
used to that language
what in the h-e-l-l are
you people doing here?
We come to see the fireworks
that's right, yeah fireworks
us too, that's so weird these
supposed to be amazing here
males can't we talk no,
Mom come on, let's go
melisa. Why are you
being so rude?
Do you have your period?
Do you need a ***
no Mom I don't need a ***
I don't want to be anywhere near this
people yeah come on Kenny let's go come on
yeah let's go we
should get outta
what happens last night at the
camp site was wrong oh boy
oh my God, she knows
my daughter knows
what you've done
Melissa yes, it was wrong of me
to fond of Mrs. Miller breast
you're right even though
I'm not gonna deny
that it gives me a certain
amount of pleasure
but that being said your father and I are
struggling with some serious intimacy issues
okay hmm no stop I'm not
as tight as I once was
noo... look he just
falls right out
okay its like having
hotdog down the hallway
ewe what what do
you talking about
look, last night I saw Kenny making
out with her sister and mother
while their Dad's watch what?
Oh my...
- Umm its wasn't like.
Rose wasn't even my mum
Casey is not my real sister
we're not a real family
Heyy that's enough
sorry he's been drinking its
impossible to understand
he's being ridiculous
this is the truth
David hire us to help him smuggle
drugs across the borders
you're drug dealers? No... no we're
the drug smuggler, there's difference
there's, there's
not any difference
Edith we can explain alright and
I'll tell don the same thing okay
look, here's whats
going on, alright
he doesn't really know
what he's talking about
- its not even drug so much he's not
even now what drugs are seriously
oh my God ahh thank
God you're alive
he's got a gun listen, hey hey
hey, no no wait wait wait
this is gonna be fun
I still got it
don's a bad ***
Melissa go find a police officer
okay, don, don listen to me
no. Drug smuggling David and the thing
at the moment we share that night tent
no don there's another guy
I don't wanna hear about
the other man in your life
what?, no no no no there's
another guy trying to killed us
what? Who?
Pablo Cachone Pablo Cachone
what did he say?
What is that mean?
Its a familiar Mexican greeting
you in the short jeans
and the funny mustache
give me the gun, and the mug
- please don't hurt her.
- Take her
now the keys please
here here here here
okay, great, you have your drugs
so you don't have to kill us
oh, I don't have
to kill you huh?
You take my drugs you make me
cross the border into this
*** up country
you try to burn my face with
steam you destroy my car
and, and I don't like what you
do to my mind every time we meet
you are the worst
family I ever met
but... you're right I
don't have to kill you
I want to kill you all of you
stop... stop... don't do
this, don't kill this people
this is all my fault I'm
the one that did this
I'm the drug dealer here
this people is just a sweet
innocent family that
were in the wrong place
at the wrong time okay?
And this kid?
This kid got the biggest ***
heart I've ever seen in my life
and I'm lucky to
call him a friend
and our girl I would've
kill this girl for you
but she's tough as hell, and
a hell a lot smarter than me
and this one you
Sarah
you're the strongest woman I've
ever met and you'd make a great Mom
I love all of 'em
don't kill 'em please...
Just kill me
tell you what, I'll
make deal okay okay
I'll kill you first so you don't
have to watch your family die
David
Kenny that was amazing
I'd like to try to thought him
but I know I thought him that
yo put your tongue back
in your mouth young man
you kiss a lot better
then my sister Heyy
1,2,3
well, Mr. Cachone
on behalf of the United States of America
I'd like to welcome you to our country
grab a seat
I'm sorry you won't get to
experience the freedom part
don, you're my hero
how would do you say
surprise on me tonight
here thank you David
we're gonna go
not so fast oh no don
Dad please girls hush
I believe that you are good people
but you broke the law, all of you
and worse than that you put my
wife and daughters life in danger
sorry
gonna have to place you under
arrest Dad, why... Dad no...
And I'm gonna do just that
right after I turn around,
and hug my family
its all here
I'm blown away David great job
but...
Its late deadline was
last night, so...
Sorry buddy no deal
Brad, I'm almost got
killed over this ***
twice
look, I'm not gonna be *** about
this I got two tons of premium weeds
yes, and you got your home pinch in the
process which is a huge win for team Brad
so how about
we shakes hand and
called it even
you were never gonna
pay me were you?
Is that a *** move? I
can even tell anymore
go go go go this
is DDA, freeze!
Don't move down down
down down freeze
clear!
You double crossed me
kinda a *** move right?
You got nothing on
me nothing at all
oh ***
look at this guy
who let in 50 cent
nice work David thank you don
now, I know you don't
get your money but...
Doing the right thing had
to feel a lot better
no.
Alright, maybe a little bit
well, as promised in
exchange for your
testimony against Cachone
and Mr. Gurdlinger
we'll have to keep you in witness
protection for the next 3 to 6 months
just me just you
ohh and then the other
witnesses to the crime
look at this hot nerd
what you're doing?
Will you look at this?
Hey there hey wanted
to introduce ourself
I'm Dan hey Dan this
is my wife Cathrine
we've just moved in,
we're the Johnson
oh great welcome to
the neighborhood
hey guys, come here and
meet our neighbors
I'm David, and this my
family right here Hi
this my son Kenny,
my daughter Casey
and this is my wife
Sarah nice to meet you
we're the Millers ah pleasure
like to saying hi
alright take care now
bye
I don't like 'em I
don't like 'em either
why come over and introduce yourself
I mean who the *** are you
I can believe this we're
stuck in the suburbs
yeah this sucks I can't wait
for the trial to be over
gotta get outta here
subs by: Gugelfive
oscars, for all of you
oh no that's for a
very nice people
we're not that good
we're not good