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Yeah.
***.
Where is he?
Gotta go.
What's the latest?
Nothing, they say the first 24 hours...
Did she understand?
It's not their fight.
Did she understand?
It's not their fight.
Where are Tess and Isabel?
It's not their fight.
Any change?
He's in critical condition,
but he's still alive.
- You know, if he doesn't...
- Is Stan there?
- Yeah, he's been there an hour.
- Stan'll tell us what's going on.
Myocardial infarction.
He's endured an incredible shock to his system.
- Can he recover?
- Yes.
Will he recover?
It helps if they have something to live for.
Family.
Friends then.
Maybe that'll be enough.
Reuben, when it comes to Willie Bank
you can't rely on contracts.
My lawyers say...
they're ironclad.
Gimme some credit for my business saikhel.
But you still don't think it's a good idea,
neither does Rusty?
Well, I'm doing it.
It's done.
And you tell Rusty that
I won't have to pull jobs...
to keep my hotel solvent.
Hey, Reuben...
You fellows are young.
You don't understand.
Did you know that the Inuit people...
put their elders out on a ice float to die...
when they're too old to hunt?
- Thanks.
- That's just a myth.
Well that ain't gonna happen to me.
I can still hunt.
This is it.
It's my chance.
I used to mean something in this town.
I would walk into a restaurant...
if it was full, they'd snap out
a new table for me
like that.
Listen Reuben, if you're worried
about your place in history...
then let us get a street named after you...
or a boulevard.
We can talk about that when I'm dead.
Danny, I appreciate you coming
this far to see me...
but I gotta do this.
Reuben!
- Partner!
- Reuben!
So good of you to come.
Of course. Of course. I get
more items for my punch list...
I got so much energy, I can...
hardly sleep from the excitement.
Where are you at on the visas for the chefs?
My man in Washington says...
they'll be stamped by the time we open.
- No, no, no, not good enough.
- That's what I said.
That's good.
And the chandeliers?
My ex-wife's new brother-in-law...
You don't need the details.
It's done.
Half priced.
They're already at the warehouse.
And because I know it mattered to you...
I appeared before the City Council.
The one-way street leading away...
from the rear entrance, now...
leads toward the rear entrance.
All roads lead to the 'Midas'.
This is perfect.
Great views up here.
Where's the partner's desk gonna be?
No partner's desk.
- Two desks.
- No two desks, one desk.
One chairman's desk.
One.
The arrangement is changing.
Was changed.
As a matter of fact there is no arrangement.
Everybody said that you would try to screw me.
But you've done it to everyone
of your partners.
But I defended you.
I said:
No, me and Willie Bank
been around long enough...
that we both shook Sinatra's hand.
And there's a code amongst guys
that shook Sinatra's hand.
Screw Sinatra's hand.
- Screw?
- You're dead weight.
Do you think I'm gonna carry you
and pay you at the same time?
Reuben...
you're out.
Never.
This is my land.
Was. Was your land.
- You signed it over to the corporation.
- For 50% interest.
Which I'm gonna ask you to sign over to me.
For a small cash payment.
- I'm not signing that.
- Yes.
Get outta here.
I'm not signing that.
What are you gonna do?
Throw me off the roof?
No, I don't want to.
This is wrong. This is all wrong.
You're leaving me with nothing.
You know you're right.
And it's rude.
Here.
It's the first badge.
Just got made.
You changed the name.
I like it better.
Don't you?
Reuben...
he always was too trusty.
Is, Saul.
Is.
Of course.
Is.
He tried talking him out of it next time.
Look,
Bank hurt Reuben...
I know how that makes me feel.
- I know what that makes me wanna do.
- Well, I'll tell you what I'm gonna do.
I'm gonna get close to Bank
and I don't care if it gets messy.
I'll drive you...
and get him leaving his barber.
Good, then I'll inject him.
Yeah and I'll find a spot
to get rid of the body.
All valid ideas.
Great initiative.
But...
But...
Even though Bank stepped over the line...
we have to do what's best for Reuben.
Which means we offer Bank...
a 'Billy Martin'.
Wait a minute? And then what,
he goes for it? And that's it, he gets off?
- That's the rule.
- No, that's the rules...
for someone who understands the rules.
which Bank don't,
because he already broke them.
So he don't get the chance.
For Reuben...
I think we give him a chance.
I need answers before I ask questions.
You get that?
Allright. Do it!
So...
some guys I take seriously...
tell me you're a serious guy.
Right.
What I want...
what's most important to be is that Reuben
gets his share of the hotel restored.
I'm here to give you a chance to do that.
You're gonna give me a chance?
Okay.
It's a Billy Martin?
I pass.
Last time I looked and I look every morning...
it was my name listed as owner
on more valuable property...
in this state than anyone else in history.
Which means you gotta lot more to lose.
Well I don't lose.
People who bet on me to lose, lose...
and they lose big.
You come at me you better know...
I move quick and when I do...
I slice...
like a *** hammer.
So you're not gonna make Reuben whole?
If Reuben was too weak or too stupid...
to see what was coming down...
then you know what?
He didn't belong here.
He's made the right choice:
roll over and die.
Let him be.
How long do I have to wait for a conduit?
I don't want the labor pains
I just want the baby.
Six months later.
Well...
thanks for coming.
Thanks for the 100 Grant.
This takes longer than a day though.
Gonna have to re-negociate.
That's fair.
I'd like some Sen Cha or Genmaicha.
Green tea.
Yes, sir.
And don't burn it.
Pour it just before boiling point...
- not after.
- Green Tea. Si signore.
Grazie.
Just us three?
- For now...
- Figured we talk to you first..
Good lord.
How stuck I am?
Stuck.
Stalled really.
Stuck.
Run it for me.
Don't leave anything out.
Give me the big picture.
- You wanna?
- It's all yours.
- Where shall we start?
- Start with the hotel.
Bank's really put on this one.
Forget weekenders and conventioneers.
He's built this place for whales.
it's a shoe-in for the Five Diamond Award.
The marble was handpicked in Italy...
and the chefs stolen from the highest
rated restaurants on the Michelin guidebook.
In the villas for the big players,
the silverwear is actually gold.
Bank's greatest strength is also his weakness.
Ego.
He's been spending his days checking
and rechecking every inch of the property...
getting ready for the grand
opening celebration.
It's a compulsion.
Bank's right-hand man is a woman.
Abigail Sponder.
We're gonna have to let you go.
Turn in your uniform.
I only gained 4 pounds.
You can't.
Well your bodymass index
is not what it supossed to be.
- But Miss Sponder...
- Oh no, babydoll,
it's your butt that's the problem.
You can't find a waitress
based on appearance, man.
That's just unconstitutional.
If they were waitresses.
Yeah, they're actually hired
as models who serve.
So that Bank can monitor their
physical appearance.
It's a cruel cruel practice.
So between Bank and Sponder
they got the place covered.
- When is opening night?
- July the 3th.
Got fireworks the stroke of midnight
the whole charade.
Are we going in now?
It's already open.
No, it's a soft opening.
To test the place before the grand opening.
Yeah it's kinda like an out of town preview,
only it's in town.
Soft opening? Grand opening?
When they opened the Flamingo...
one day it was closed the next day it was open.
End of story.
I know, I was there.
Well it's different now.
So when is opening night?
July the 3th.
Now the top casinos can clear
3 million dollars a day...
just on the floor.
Bank with his high level players...
and no limits is projecting 5.
Upon exchange for the loans
he had to give up...
six of the nine seats on the board.
So he doesn't control his own company. And...
a couple of the guys he
brought in aren't friendlies.
So he has to clear 500 million
in the first quarter...
or he gets dumped out of his own hotel.
Bank wants another Five Diamond Award.
Fifth in a row.
Every hotel I ever owned
has one: a Royal Review Five Diamond Award.
The Cigarou Inn: five diamonds.
The Peloponnesian Monte Carlo: five diamonds.
The Grand Sapphire, Singapore: cinco diamantes.
Atomano Crest, Tahiti...
I never not won one.
So, how are you gonna get the diamonds?
- We're not.
- We thought about it for a minute...
- Then we decided it was--
- Impossible.
This buddy is not gonna be winning any more.
- Tell him about Debbie.
- Yeah, tell him about Debbie.
Debbie is a concierge at the Bank.
She's very ambitious.
In a good way...
for us.
As soon as I said the words:
general manager and Macao,
she was in.
I put a cherry on top to make sure.
We found out who'd be reviewing the hotel.
We're gonna get to him before Bank can.
I feel bad.
Like torture.
This is war, kid.
There's gonna be collateral damage.
And he gets the Susan B Anthony at the airport.
- No, he doesn't know that.
- So what?
He has to know why he won?
To enjoy it? Who says?
Alright so you'd go through that for 10 milion?
No. I do it for eleven mill.
Now, we found out Bank is tapped into
the federal fingerprint database.
Highly illegal.
We came up with a way
to piggyback his system...
in between firewall checks.
Very interesting stuff out there.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, what else?
We're gonna get his whales.
How?
We talked to Denny Shields.
Denny Shields?
After he'd bragged about you guys
to Toulour and started that whole slog?
We need him.
I should have kept my mouth shut.
And then I saw that guy walking around.
I didn't know who he was.
And I... Just some guy to me.
- And I guess I pissed him off.
- Denny, look here...
no way you could've known about who he was.
Just forget it. It's OK. Let it go.
The other stuff I got taken care of...
it's all straight.
I got 18 whales,
I spoke to their handlers,
I spoke to their managers,
I spoke to their assistants.
Everyone of them is gonna leave.
We're gonna do it in two tiers.
I'm gonna leave first,
they're gonna follow.
- Okay.
- Okay.
But you gotta make sure they win
because these guys usually lose.
- And when they lose, they get comped.
- They're gonna win big.
- How big?
- 500.
- Million.
- That night, just the group of you?
No.
- No, it's a reverse Big Store.
Right...
- Doesn't matter if we win...
- As long as the casino loses, yes...
That could actually work.
So you need to rig...
Craps, Black Jack,
roulette, slots.
This polymer reacts to ultrasonic pulses...
but it's not metallic, so the compasses
on the table won't detect it...
and it don't effect the way they mark the dice.
Now this...
Not really a lighter?
The dice are controlled from the
manufacturer all the way to the floor.
Which is why we went
all the way to the manufacturer.
Could the air conditioner be switched on?
The air conditioner? You're crazy.
Look...
You know?
It's dangerous.
Put your mask back on.
Dangerous is my middle name.
So that's not your problem.
So you're jammed on Black Jack.
We've embedded Livingston in
the Shuffle Company.
Now the tap will stimulate your EKG
much in the same way a lie would.
But you have to step on it
during the control questions.
Your name, birth date, so on.
So those levels will match the stress level
with your false answers.
I got it.
How much is this gonna hurt?
If you're doing it right,
it should be pretty excruciating.
Is your birth date February 11, 1965?
Yes.
Are you wearing a white shirt?
Yes.
Have you ever been involved in
the commission of a crime?
Oh, no.
Have you ever defrauded or attempted
to defraud the gaming industry?
No.
- Alex...
- Solid.
I love technology.
- I guess to look at you I'd swear
you would be evasive... - But?
the machine says you're clean.
I'm just a little nervous.
I really want this job.
You can relax now.
Welcome to Shuffle Royale.
The Shuffle Royale.
Well I doubt I've heard the last of that one.
So if Black Jack is not your problem...
it must be slots.
Progressors run off computer chips now.
You're gonna have to program in a trapdoor.
I can probably find you someone to do that.
Thanks Roman, we got somebody on the inside.
A great kid named Eugene.
Who's got a little too much downtime.
He's run up a nice little online gaming tap.
He won't be able to keep
it a secret much longer.
Now I have no...
Uh yeah, it's crazy.
How bad is it?
Uh, it's bad...
I-I owe 30.000 dollars.
- So it may as well be a 100.
- Alright.
Let's call it a 100.
Thanks Danny.
Eugene. My pleasure.
Now tell me how you're
gonna program that trapdoor.
So if that's not the problem,
it must be roulette.
Having a roulette game is infrared scanner
in the shoe...
wired to a microcomputer
somewhere on your person.
It figures the probability where
the wheels will end within 3 digits.
Yeah, we-we tried that.
No offense, the way he
was dressed, didn't help.
Not very subtle, this guy.
- So you're stuck on roulette?
- No.
We're going lo-fi. We think we can
get some loaded balls in there.
Kidding?
How are you gonna deliver?
Two stages.
First we position a man of our own.
There's a gaming Expo the day
of the grand opening...
which Bank is committed to attend.
To show what a regular guy he is.
Frank's suiting up as The Game.
The men who make the decisions
are very very hard to impress.
That's why I'm asking each and
every one of you to help me so...
by being the most classy, gentile...
ladies.
The image that we're looking for...
are tasteful elegance.
What exactly do you want us to do?
Raise your skirts up about 3 inches.
Second part.
We tie Frank to one of theirs.
A pit boss with sticky fingers.
How much for these?
Does Willie Bank know
you're stealing his gold flatware, Neil?
How do you know my name?
Well we know a lotta names.
Your wife, Mary...
your kids, Leanne and Dolly.
We know you're the pit boss at the casino.
You don't wanna...
- I mean, I don't...
- We don't wanna hurt you.
We wanna help you.
We wanna double your salary.
All in one night.
What do you need me to do?
Right now, nothing. Go home,
do your job.
And at the appropriate moment
somebody'll present himself to you.
- Enough said?
- Enough said.
Who is the shill at the Expo to rope Bank?
- We're still looking.
- We'll find someone.
Make sure it's somebody he really despises.
Back to macro.
What is your exit strategy?
The players won't be in on the scam...
so they'll all think it's their lucky night.
But you never get them out of
the door with all their winnings...
they'll dump it all back.
That's Vegas and that's your problem.
Well the exit strategy is A problem...
it's not THE problem.
The problem is security.
We're drawing a blank.
It's a little spooky.
The specs aren't on the grey market,
the black market...
or any other market.
And all I keep hearing, is there's
never been a system like this.
Now I've found out where they designed it,
but I can't even get in the building.
I've blown all my buy money,
my bribe money...
4 of my best ideas and I am nowhere.
But not only I'm nowhere,
I'm pretty sure I'm being followed.
Do you have anything?
Yeah, I think I have a name,
but I don't even know if it's right.
- They're calling it...
- The Greco.
The Greco Player Tracker.
They've put it in Vegas.
- Well I give you back the 100 grand.
- Why?
Danny,
I like you.
And you, Rusty.
I mean you got style.
You're brillant, got loyalty.
You two are the ? ? ? ? ? and the
wise in the thievery world, but...
even they went off the bar.
You're analogue players in a digital world.
You're done.
Believe me, I would love to
go up against Greco...
and crush him.
But it can't be beaten.
It can't be hacked...
and it can't be beaten.
Not even by you?
Oh with 18 months...
nothing else on my plate
no other jobs, no women or distractions...
maybe.
- You know everything about this thing.
- Everything.
Except where it was being deployed.
The inventor is an old schoolmate of mine.
His name is Greco Montgomery
The pompous *** named it after himself.
Greco?
Roman?
Yeah, you've obviously never served
time in a British boarding school.
So what's so tough about this thing?
It's an artificial intelligence
security system.
He must be field-testing.
You mean it has a brain?
A hell of a brain.
It doesn't only think...
it reasons.
It reads every permutation in every waiter
in every seat in the entire casino.
Hand by hand.
That's why there is a floor security camera
that measure pupil dilation.
And determine if a win
is legitimate or expected.
It gathers biofeedback...
player's heartrates,
body temperatures...
it measures on a second by second basis...
whether the standard variations
of gaming algorithm...
are holding...
or are being manipulated.
The data is analyzed in real-time...
in a field of exabytes.
Exabytes?
- You know what a terabyte is?
- Yeah. It's a...
- An exabyte is a million terabytes.
- Right.
That Greco is housed in an impregnable room.
Shock mounted...
temperature controlled and it locks down
if it even senses it is under attack.
If it locks down, they wouldn't
even be able to get out of the room.
Couldn't we just shut it off?
You know, cut the wires?
That could work.
Better still you'd just kick
the plug out of the socket.
- Seriously.
- No, short of walking into that room...
with a bloody magnetron around your neck.
You know what a magnetron is?
Something that screws up the Greco.
Aha...
short of that.
I'm kinda shocked this is
where we are, because...
- This is a problem.
- That's what I said.
But if we could somehow...
No there is no if...
It can not be shut off.
I mean you'd need a real natural
disaster, an actual act of God.
- But if we could...
- You can't.
- But if we did?
- You can't.
You could.
Don't flatter.
If we could, how long would it take to reboot?
Because it's so sophisticated: 3,5 minutes.
Would be enough.
Pick a natural disaster.
Get me a laptop.
Now the drill access is through
a sewer main of Paris Drive.
Grinds along here into the
Northwest corner of the hotel.
Here.
Probably about 6 Rpm
so you won't wake all the neighbors.
When it reaches the resident frequency...
the building acts like a tuning fork.
To the people inside it will
feel like an earthquake.
That should knock out the Greco.
And that's your exit strategy.
- Hey Bash?
- I'm up here.
- Hey!
- Here you go.
Hey, where're the mags?
- Linus...
- Look, I can't find those things.
I need them.
I can't leave.
- Why are you such a...
- I'm sorry...
ask somebody else.
- Ask Livingston.
- You're such a wowser.
Look, read this to Reuben.
I've done research. Positive
messages get through.
I can't say this.
No, no I'm saying it.
You're just a vessel.
Come on Basher, look,
why don't you take a break?
I'll watch all the equipment.
You'll go read it to him.
***.
You know we never digging the tunnel...
they had teams of guys monitoring this.
Yeah?
How many?
Teams.
That's a 5.6.
If you don't think a 5.6
is possible, or even likely.
Then quite frankly you don't know
much about the Billets-Mancini report...
specifically the section on the Mohave block.
I know what you're hoping
that it'll be just a blind thrust fault.
See that, that's Rusty.
He's doing an Irwin Allen.
See that?
He's not deaf, Linus.
- Why am I here?
- Close your hotel.
Permanently.
What?
We haven't even opened yet.
- What are all those people downstairs?
- Well, it's a soft open.
It's like an out of town preview...
What do you think? You just come in
here to tell me to close my hotel.
I'm not gonna close my hotel.
Sir, if you just let me come in with
my team and argue here for a few days.
- No.
- I can proof what I'm saying.
No hey, there is no way we are exposing
our exclusive clientele to a bunch of...
Scientists?
We wouldn't want that, would we?
Let's just hope for the best, shall we.
That should be enough.
Take this.
It's a standard torsion seismograph.
If there is a foreshock it will register...
and you just might have time to evacuate.
I don't want this thing on my desk.
No sir, let me tell you what you don't want.
Your hotel on the cover of Time magazine...
in a twisted heap of steel and glass.
You and your customers are
underneath it. Headline reads:
Who's to blame?
That's what you don't want.
Okay...
Put an evacuation plan on paper.
Will do, sir.
Consider it done.
I do thank you for your time.
If you really wanna put yourself to
good use... Why don't you hit the tables?
I don't gamble, sir...
neither should you,
not with people's lives.
I'll screen the meetings more carefully
next time. I'm sorry, Mr. Bank.
And now we have a camera in Bank's office.
I see you, Reuben.
A letter from Basher.
Dear Reuben...
as the band said: two hearts beat as one.
When men have been in battle together...
they are bonded like the flower
and the soil and the sun...
and like the moon catches the light...
Reuben, I'm gonna go ahead on and leave this...
here.
I see you, pal.
So she says: What did I do? What did I do?
I said: What do I look like, a pancake eater?
- So you just left her down on the floor?
- Right on the floor.
- For how long?
- The next morning.
Good.
Yeah.
Thanks Debbie.
Pack your swimsuit.
I don't wanna see any slack
faces in front of the house.
- Only happy faces, no slack faces.
- Right.
Go!
- Go! Go!
- Right.
I'm sorry.
Sorry.
Mr. Shields, where are you going?
We got you booked through grand opening.
A friend of mine, a very serious man...
told me very seriously...
that it'll be a good idea if I left the hotel.
I'm taking his suggestion.
He can't be too serious...
if he knew what I got in store for you now.
Willie, I'm outta here.
Thank you.
- See you, Willie.
- I really hate to see you go, man.
Let's go.
Bank here.
Confirmed?
Right.
- Where?
- The gentleman in the Trilby, sir.
The what?
The Dr. Dolittle hat.
Why didn't you just say that?
Okay.
Okay...
Yes, sir.
- Excuse me... Mr. ?
- Chubb.
Kensington Chubb.
How do you do, Mr. Chubb?
Would you like to follow me, I think
I might be able to move things along.
How very nice of you.
No, no, no, no, no!
Her Highness is a very delicate animal.
It upsets her so everyone
but Papa carries her about.
All's well, dear.
- Why don't you just follow me?
How very considerate.
I do appreciate what you're doing for me.
Oh, sorry.
- Why does he get to go...
- He's a V.I.P.
So what's that make me?
A V.U.P. ?
A Very Unimportant Person?
I have a reservation.
Why don't you go and break.
I'll handle this guest.
Hello sir, I'm sorry for the wait.
Welcome to the Bank.
Hello.
Kensington Chubb here.
Saul, it's me.
He's in his room. Blast him.
Got it.
Gloves and mask don't take any chances.
Got it.
Hello, front desk.
Yeah, I'm in room 1706...
and there's some sort of
terrible smell in here.
It smells like...
Well but... I need, I need to move!
Certainly, sir.
I'll just see if we have anything available.
I'm sorry, sir. We are fully booked
for the grand opening gala...
but I'll let you know if anything ends up.
Enjoy your stay at the Bank.
- But...
- Goodbye.
- That I'm ready to see all available rooms.
- My way, mister. - Thank you.
Her highness is so very sensitive to smells.
Get away.
If you keep on complaining...
they'll fire us, just for listening...
I just say that the working
conditions are terrible.
Nobody can deny that.
Payment... little.
Working hours... long.
That's the way it is in Mexico.
Did you all forget about...
general Emiliano Zapata?
When they took the land from the poor...
they believed it was forever stolen.
But Zapata said to them:
it's better to die on your feet...
than to live on your knees.
And they fought.
And they fought.
Hello.
I'd like a table for one.
I hear your risotto is tremendous.
It is tremendous.
- The name on the reservation?
- Elmar Walkin.
I'm sorry, sir. I can't accomodate you.
Those are reserved.
May I recommend one of our other restaurants?
Ling Su, Cantonesian inspired Szechuan cuisine.
Great.
Okay it's not a prop, for prop's sake.
No, the Brody can work.
What? Just you got the
greatest cover known to men?
Right? So you don't even have to
think about these things anymore.
Congratulations!
No, maybe you're getting soft.
No, I'm not gonna put Danny on...
or Rusty.
Just... Goodbye dad.
Okay.
I rerouted all the impulses
going to the main randomizer.
In Black Jack the best grade you can get is 21.
It's called Black Jack.
So the results should be 20's and Black Jack...
to all the players...
with the dealer 'bust'.
Your call.
Do over. A do over.
Okay... I'll keep working.
- Yeah.
- Good.
- Great.
- Good.
Yes, I'll have the dumplings and
the Shitaki mushroom tempura...
and a sparkling water.
- Okay.
Staff...
casino...
food...
room cleanliness.
At this point...
there's nothing I can do to help him.
He said that he'd be...
...what should I call it?
...ambulatory by now.
- Are you keeping his spirits buoyed?
- We're working on it.
Thanks Stan.
Oh no, that's way too much.
- Nah.
- It's not like I removed a bullet.
This side.
- Dr. Stan! - Hey Linus, how's it going?
- Great.
- We're dead.
- What are you talking about?
- The factory in Mexico is offline.
- Offline?
- What does that mean exactly?
- I couldn't get details.
It just shut down.
- You don't think that...
- Yeah, I do. - Oh boy.
So he says that they want their bread
and they want their roses too.
We better get down there
and straighten this out.
- He doesn't listen to me.
- You're going.
Listen, if we don't get
this factory back online...
we have to dock this showboat.
What do you mean?
Just the whole operation ends...
Dude, I got the showboat metaphor.
Thank you, Linus.
I gotta get back.
What?
What do you mean 'what'?
A little something for the effort, maybe.
We pull tips.
The other guys are gonna think I'm kiting.
- Come on. - You want it
to come out of my pocket, or something?
Yeah.
- What is this?
Take it easy.
What's the problem?
The Tricode Optimizers that'd be into
the *** sleeve receivers...
pulverated their lubricating bladders...
And we got tension against the sidewalls.
Aha...
Picture a knee but without any
cartilage, bone on bone.
Aha.
- There is a shearing effect when alloys of
different densities abrade.
- -
It becomes magnetized at
the first polarization, I know.
Where does that put us?
Cattled.
Okay. The good news is
there's another B600 available.
The one that dug the Chunnel.
- I thought we had the one that dug the Chunnel.
- We did.
This one dug from the French side.
The bad news is with timing this short
we're gonna have to buy this one.
- And it's expensive.
- How much do we have left?
If I tap the whole contingency,
just over 10 million.
- How close does that get us?
- No.
How much is it?
- 30.
- 30?
- 6.
- 6?
36.
- Isn't there a way doing it without the drill?
- The drill is the exit strategy.
Well...
is there a way for us to raise money?
- I got everything I have in this already.
- So do I.
- Me too.
- We all do.
If anyone of us was lying up
on that bed, Reuben wouldn't rest...
until he made it right.
Now I gotta go up there and tell him
that we failed...
and there's nothing we can do about it?
- So we're stopping?
- I'm not saying that. - So what then?
Scusi, signori.
Mr. Reuben is talking.
He asked for Mr. Danny.
Russell.
- Oh no. No.
I hear cars pulling in...
I hear whispering conversations,
Linus crying.
Why don't you tell me what
everyone else seems to know?
Well, we came into the--
- The thing is...
Wait! Wait. Wait.
Hi.
Good to see you smiling again.
Can I talk to you guys for a second?
That's your idea?
Well, we've shaken all the trees,
we've looked under every rock...
we've searched every...
We talked to everybody we can trust.
I know it's not a great idea,
but it is an idea...
and I think as long as we have one idea
we shouldn't give up.
I was really hoping to avoid that this time.
Number one.
If any of you is trying to screw me...
he'll be dead.
And I'm gonna be looking in on the operation...
just to make sure.
Number two.
I'll lend you this money
I am your senior partner.
Last money in, first money out.
And you will double my investment.
Double?
- Is that a 'yes'?
- Double.
That monstrosity that Bank calls a hotel...
casts a shadow over my pool.
Break him.
Break him in half.
The man has no taste...
and yet every time he opens a hotel...
he wins a Royal Review Board...
Five Diamond Award.
Every time he wins the Five
Diamond Award, he celebrates by...
We know.
- By buying one for his wife.
- You mean five.
- One is five.
- Number three.
I want you to steal the diamonds.
- No, that's... - Can't be done.
- We don't have the manpower or time.
- ...or will (way? ).
- We get caught we go away for life.
We're not gonna risk that
so you can get his diamonds.
They're not for me.
I just want him to lose
what matters most to him.
Do what you want with them.
But you need to steal the diamonds...
or you find somebody else
to finance your drill.
The B600 drill.
So what's the deal with these diamonds then?
They're out of Tiffany they're 30 karat each.
matching the awards plaques.
On today's legitimate market they'd be worth
250 million dollars.
Bank's already purchased the next one
in anticipation of winning the award.
The rest are kept in a secure glass
viewing boot at the top of the tower.
- And Benedict said we can keep?
- That's what he said.
Then why weren't these diamonds
on the agenda to begin with?
Because it can't be done.
This is why revenge jobs don't work, Daniel.
You put yourself in a position, you know
you should walk away, but you can't.
This is how guys die or go to jail.
Alright.
Does anybody wanna walk away?
- Saul?
- I didn't say I was walking away.
Let's cut the son of a ***.
Okay. Now, Bank fired Gerry Grothmy-Meyer
and 4 others, just so he could say
he designed the hotel himself.
What this means to us?
There's no set of unified plans.
- Routes?
- According to March 05 plans...
there's interior shafts with potential access to
the diamond viewing room. Here, here and here.
But the May 05 plans only show
shafts: here and here.
September 05 shows no shafts...
and December 06 plans are the same as...
- How many sets of plans are there?
- That's ten.
Since we can't trust the accuracy
of these drawings...
based on my walking around...
these are the shafts we have to
clap an eyeball on.
Now there's still nowhere of knowing the
thickness of the floor underneath the diamonds.
Anything thicker than 5 inches
we have a problem.
Right.
This here is the elevator shaft...
which can be accessed through
a super high roller villa.
- Got it?
- Alright.
So who's gonna be our super high roller?
I'm so sorry to being a little tardy, Mr....
Pepperidge, Lenny Pepperidge.
I'm Mr. Weng's communicator.
He'd like you to know that
he was waiting for 7 minutes.
We've received your 10 million
dollar cash deposit...
and I would like you to know
that what we normally do without--
Mr. Weng won't take a line.
He's a man of extraordinary discipline.
He's willing to risk 10 million,
not a dollar more.
Did you say Mr. Weng was in
real estate, Mr. Pepperidge?
That's right.
I only ask because his name...
doesn't come up on our standard file database.
And Mr. Weng and I have worked
very hard to keep it that way.
Exactly what kind of real estate did
you say that Mr. Weng was involved?
Look, he owns all the air south of Beijing.
- The air?
- Put it to you this way...
try building something larger than 3 stories...
in the Tianjin province...
see if his name comes up in your database then.
How quickly can you transfer his money
from your cage to the cage at the Bellagio?
Now I don't think that's necessary
at all, Mr. Pepperidge,
we've reserved our largest villa for Mr. Weng.
Extension 765.
Hello Robert.
This is Abigail Sponder.
Your bureau chief introduced
us not too long ago...
at the gaming fraud seminar.
I remember you.
What can I do for you, Miss Sponder?
Well, you know... We're about
to open a new property...
and there are a couple of characters here...
I'm not too sure about.
Why don't you give me their names
and I'll check them out.
Up you go.
- What do you mean you're not going?
- You gotta go.
Too fast?
You did the bullet train stunt
with all of Asia watching.
The elevators aren't faster than that.
That was C.G.I. ?
Wait, is that one of your lies?
Jesus.
- Okay then.
- We're down again.
Well what about Reuben?
- Don't know. It's heartless.
- It's just a living.
I mean, we can pay somebody to read to him...
Maybe he'll see his next birthday.
- January?
- I don't think so.
***.
***. ***. ***.
***.
And then what happened?
She said she liked surprises.
I don't think that's what she meant.
You think?
- So she put down the remote.
- And I put the towel back on.
Yeah.
- Now, those are the waters.
- Relationships can be...
- Sure.
- But they're also...
- That's right.
I've gone through so many blueprints...
I can taste the ink on my fingers.
Yeah...
The only other access point is through
the main airconditiong duct.
- We gotta move that guard.
- We don't have anything on him.
Let's find something.
I can get to the heli pad from there, too.
Let's find something.
I know when this used to be the Dunes.
Reuben taught me to shoot craps
here when I was a kid.
And play hardwares and double sixes.
He straightened me out.
I was 20... 2.
First time I met Reuben...
he looked me off getting cheated
at an old dealer's game at the Old Rancher...
and he bought me breakfast.
Sands was there... Desert Inn.
They built them a lot smaller back then.
They seemed pretty big.
The town has changed.
You know, if I read one more alpha piece
Vegas legend,
Terry Benedict...
I'm gonna have to buy a magazine of my own.
And I haven't forgotten about that phone.
Ah, the gold model, the one
that retails for 10.000.
The double light Samsung.
Okay, that would be... Ungettable.
No, no... You call Teddy Sanders of promotion.
I did that and he promised you...
the very first one as soon as
it comes of the line in September.
That's July for me.
What did he say about Samsung?
He said he used to bowl with
the owner of Samsung.
Well, call Danny.
Oh, and tell Danny I know the perfect guy
we can use for the roleplay at the Expo.
I thought we were addressing this.
We were!
We are.
Randall is.
- I must have put--
- Don't blame yourself.
I should have fired you a week ago.
Bye.
Are you having a nice stay?
And you, sir?
How's your Bank experience?
- Oh, well, it's...
Can I be of any personal assistance to you?
Oh...
This is quite unorthodox.
I have never found myself talking
directly to a hotel owner.
I understand, you're just a customer.
And I am just an engaged innkeeper.
- Spot on.
- Spot on.
Well, so far,
in my book
this establishment is: aces.
Aces? That's good.
The ace of diamonds, I hope.
I see what you're...
Diamonds, indeed, yes.
- Hey.
- Hey.
Okay, the guard by the main elevator
shaft has a full Hitler for a son,
real Ritalin-sniffer.
- Yeah.
- You okay?
- Yeah, no, I just bit into a pepper.
- Anyway...
Is that...? Are you...?
Are you watching Oprah?
With a bottle of wine?
Did you TIVO this?
- I was reading the paper.
- With the sound of her volume?
Not one, not two, not three
but twelve new beds...
It's not just about the kids,
I mean I'm happy for the kids.
- I know...
So I think we've come up with
the answer to your prayers.
This is what I think we gonna do:
we are buying you a house!
How's it going in Mexico?
Turk's there.
Are they really gonna built her a new home?
Yeah, the whole family.
- What could I say?
- That's what I said.
Hey.
You guys been talking to my father?
Why would we do that?
That's not to know.
Well, look...
we just wanted to know
how the nose was working.
I knew it, man. He just can't leave it alone.
What did he say?
Oh, I told him.
The nose plays.
- The nose does play.
- It's great. Great stuff.
Thanks.
Turk?
Hey, are you gonna get the factory open?
Hell yes, we just gotta break management.
They can't be treating us like this.
Well, I gotta go.
- Yeah, Ortega here.
- Mr. Ortega, this is...
vice principal Meckler.
- Oh no...
I'm afraid so, we've had another
incident with Manny and Miss Kelso.
It was the leg this time.
I need somebody to come down and pick him up.
My wife can't--
I'm sorry sir, your wife we haven't been
able to get a hold off. We left messages.
Yo-yo-yo-yo buddy-buddy-buddy,
do me a favour.
Cover my post for half an hour.
- Oh man, I just gotta go...
- Come on man, help me out.
my kid's been injured again.
- Really?
- Yeah.
- Alright man, I owe you one, alright.
- Yeah, you do.
Alright.
according to this
the room where the diamonds are held
is directly above here.
Quarter of a billion dollar worth of diamonds,
18 inches of floor concrete in the way.
Man, we can't drill through that.
It's just one thing too many.
Look, we're talking about a secure room, Terry.
This isn't just a glass box
these diamonds are housed in.
This is 2 inch thick concussion proof glass,
wired with pressure sensitive
7 digit coded alarms.
Kill the power to the hotel.
It's worked for you before.
No-no-no. See the case and the alarm
both have independent power supply.
And besides, you don't run the same gag twice,
you do the next gag.
How big a deal is it
if we don't get the diamonds?
You have all your affairs in order?
Alright, so what we'll have to do
is get inside that glass case
and switch in the replicas.
How are we supposed to get in the room?
Bank is the only one with access, right?
- Sponder has too.
- Sponder has access?
Then we're in.
Sponder is a...
I believe the term is 'cougar'.
It's not my term.
I read about it in Maxim magazine.
Okay, well, let's get Rusty in position.
No-no-no not Rusty. Me.
I'm in. I'm already in there.
I put this whole thing in motion
before I even realised it.
I'm so deep into Pepperidge,
I don't even think, I just react.
I am him.
You know it. Great. Great.
Would you just tell them.
What?
Now you don't understand English?
He's not trying not to laugh. You know what?
I can do it.
He says he can do it.
- Alright Linus, go get her.
- Alright.
- Give him the accelerator.
- Natural? Chemical?
- I don't need an accelerator.
- Make it powerful.
Thanks a lot.
I'll play it at Gilroy.
- You don't need a...
- Just one Gilroy. Last time you did--
News from Mexico.
From a journalista I used to...
She's an ally of the workers.
What she tells me is that the strike
hinges on working conditions
and the fact that labourers
feel underpayed by 50%.
I'm sure you all agree there:
it's always about the money.
- Ho much are we talking about?
- 36.000.
- How many workers?
- 200. Give or take.
- Alright, that's..
- Just over 7 million dollars.
No-no-no, not 36k per person.
36 total.
What, Turk and Virgil get an old mouthful
for 3 dollars and 50 cent a week? !
It is a 5% increase.
We ran him a check.
We'll postdate it.
Say to my brother to keep his ears shut.
This is Roman Nagel...
If your consciousness
absolutely has to intrude upon mine...
leave me a message.
Roman? It's Livingston.
I heard you were out here
taking some meetings...
and I was wondering if you could help me out.
The technical problem I've been having...
with one of my assignments.
Oh and I was hoping we could,
you know, keep it on a down low...
from Danny and the other guys...
that I'm coming to you for help.
So, call me when you get this.
Okay? Okay.
Bye.
Is Sponder with him?
A whole new segment...
- Which car?
- That's a lot to sober...
Which rolls?
Exclusive rights...
What's the ETA? Okay.
He's on his way.
- Think he's gonna fall for this?
- You did.
You're ready?
I was born ready.
Who advanced?
Did I not say he was to
have all this room to himself?
And what part of it did you not understand?
- How are you?
- Good to see you.
I caught your show. That kid is great.
Thank you for that. Congratulations on the
enormity of your success.
- Back at you.
- Love and respect. Peace.
Good seeing you, Bernie.
Allow me to introduce to you
the greatest advance in gaming.
The Terry Nugent wager.
Get beyond boring cards and tired dice.
It's electrifying!
It's exciting!
It's 'Nuff Said.
Yes sir.
Oh my god, Mr. Bank.
It's an honour, sir.
May I please give you
a demonstration of casino dominos?
House edge 14%.
- Is it documented?
- Of course.
All the action makes the player
feel like they have a fighting chance,
if you understand my meaning.
Check it out, ladies and gentlemen.
Mr. Bank is
gonna give a young and upcoming
gamer a chance. Give him a warm applause.
Come on now.
Alright. Make it quick.
Thank you, sir.
- Yeah.
Mr. Bank, first round
of betting next... Dominos.
Second round of betting,
upcoming community dominos.
Mr. Bank, if a player win a multiple five
on the first spin, he or she is a winner.
Pay off five to one.
Or guess what?
They're already laying 11 to 1,
so when they win,
Mr. Bank,
we win.
'Nuff Said.
That is good.
I tell you what, why don't
you send me some of your literature
and we'll see what we can do.
Literature, literature, Mr. Bank.
Come on now. You don't need
to read no 'litera-ture'.
All you need to do is feel it.
Well, I feel it, it's just that
I don't know if it's Bankable.
- Right?
- Bank.
I'd like to place this game
in one of my casinos.
Now that's what I'm talkin about.
That's progressive thinking right there.
And I embrace the fact that 'Nuff Said
might grow a whole new segment in my hotel.
- Hello!
- And I like a lot this, so right now.
Exclusive rights. I wanna place
this beautiful domino table
at our Tulico location.
Mississippi, that's where games
go to die, ain't it.
Stay out of this, Bank. You've already passed.
Really?
And do for him what I'm prepared to.
Prime placement, centre room Vegas.
Tonight.
Now Mr. Bank has 3 minutes.
You got one. Go!
Okay well, there'd be a series of arcades,
amadalia shells, weeping
willows, tiger tails, wizards...
- When is the jump?
- The motorcycle event?
Mr. Roads will jump his motorcycle
through the fireworks and over the Banks--
You guys gotta get together…
fireworks and stunts.
Are you gonna be on the same page
because if all eyes in Vegas
gonna be on me,
it's gotta be perfect.
- I'll take you from the top.
- Yes, sir.
- At round about 12 o'clock.
- Not around about, at 12.
The stroke of midnight.
Go off the Navy master clock.
Oh, don't make a maniac out of me.
Where the hell are they going?
I don't really know what's happening, sir…
we just lost two dozen of our
biggest players without an explanation.
Well, get an explanation.
Miss Sponder, this just came in:
Rush Express Hand Deliver.
Oh, thank you! Thank you. Thanks.
My pleasure.
Guys, let's go.
My dear Mr. B.
This is a thank you...
for all that you've given me...
the oppurtunity,
the kindness, the warmth, the ch--
The one you couldn't get, huh?
The one you couldn't get.
The Grand Opening.
How did Ocean get on my big plans?
Would you like me to have him removed, sir?
No, go with him.
- Hey.
- How are the matches?
Why don't you come to see for yourself?
Why don't you give me one reason
not to bounce your *** out of my place?
You know the reason.
You already decided before you walked over here.
They were all booked here.
You took them.
What did you do?
Bribe 'em?
Buy 'em?
Check 'em?
Yes.
You brought them here to rub it in my face.
You know?
You're half smart, Ocean.
Why don't you get real smart?
Let them play here.
And I'll give you 10% of their losses.
Now you give it to Reuben
if that makes you feel any better--
I'm not that easy.
You almost killed him.
20% whenever they gamble here.
20?
So it's done.
How do I know that you--
They cash out every night,
settle in cash.
Otherwise take 'em back again.
They'll need villas.
Villas?
Okay.
Let's go boys. Here we go. Alright.
Let'*** the tables.
But I say: why not feel it?
Why not feel the rush?
Come on, take a trip.
Shake my hand.
Who knows?
Maybe you have what it takes
to break the Bank. Whoops.
Long past check out time, sir.
What? I'm in no condition to check out.
You've overstayed your reservation, sir.
We need the room.
But Nevada Innkeeper laws
make it illegal to evict the guest...
Except in case of public
health and safety, sir.
- You obviously...--
An occupant of instance are
flagrant and repeated...
disregard for exceptable standards of personal
hygiene..
- I haven't disregarded my hygiene.
Sir, I'm trying to say is
- You've gone nose deaf.
- What?
You're oblivious to your effect
on other guests.
I really don't see what effect I've had--
15 minutes, 15 minutes, 15 minutes!
15-- Hey! 15 Minutes.
Pack your things or we will pack them for you.
Get the picture?
- What?
- Do you get the picture, sir?
- Do not make us come back here.
- Pack your things! Friend.
- Okay.
Okay.
The Gilroy
- Well hello there.
- There are no tomorrows, Mr. Pepperidge.
Call me Lenny.
I need this room.
I gave Mr. Cheng--
Mr. Weng a chance.
I need the Asian villas,
all the Asian villas.
Perhaps you'd like to tell Mr...
Weng yourself.
In fact, I would, I would because,
uh, you know, the last time we spoke,
he was quite rude to me.
Well in that case you'll
find him somewhere
between the cashier's cage
and the high stakes... room.
He was about to eat,
when the mood to play suddenly hit him.
It just hit him, just like that?
Well I might have said something
to encourage him.
Why would you do that?
When you work for a powerful man
sometimes the collar can get a little tight.
Excuse me.
- Is it on?
- Yeah.
Thanks, Holmes.
Lester says: hang tough.
Mr. Bank,
I just wanna thank you
for throwing me out of your hotel.
- And who are you?
- Nobody.
- Alright, fellows...
- ...later.
- Yes it is.
- Such an idiot.
Careful!
...
We're gonna need you standing by
in a support capacity.
Bad news just walked in.
Alright, the Bureau is in the house.
They move towards Black Jack.
Somebody tip Livingston.
Well, let me welcome you to the Bank
with our finest Kabota sake.
And good to have you back, Danny.
we've got some great goose on ice for you.
Enjoy!
Livingston Dell?
Federal Bureau of Investigation.
We got all the exits covered.
You got nowhere to go.
Don't be stupid.
Ho, hey!
What is going on here?
You've been breached.
We've had this man under surveillance.
He rigs machines.
- He rigs them?
- We've been in contact with his company.
His background information was bogus.
- On how many machines he's gotten his hand on?
- I'm not sure.
Ah well, just change 'em out.
We won't have enough.
The company said he'd go for new machines.
Well, if he rigs machines,
he's working with players.
We know he's involved with confederates.
We just don't know who they are.
If you see anything that looks unusual,
you contact us.
You bet.
You think this is over?
This isn't over.
I'm pressing charges.
State and Federal charges.
Got it?
Now, get him off my floor.
Come on!
- His fingerprints were all over that Shuffle
machine.
I need a name and
all known criminal associates.
Bank's gonna run the prints of
the Shuffle machine.
Dell, he's good. He'll get Livingston's ID.
and known associates.
That's us.
What do we have in place for this?
Nothing. They'll scoop us all up
and Bank will have...
the best night of his life.
We can't let it get to Bank.
I know what to do.
We'll set up a Cartwheel.
Back at the house, 15 Minutes.
Who's gonna hack this?
Well the ideal person is in
the back of a car in handcuffs.
I can handle it.
Is anyone else available?
This is Virgil.
I'll give it a shot.
I can handle it.
Virgil it is.
Get it done, Virge.
Switch these out first and do the main floor.
Excellent.
Alright, time for the starters now.
Rusty, what's your 20?
Anybody got eyes on Rusty?
My guys are getting roughed
up hanging at the wall.
It's a two men play.
Back in range. Just had to make
the last minute pick up.
Hi boys.
- Hey, there he is!
- Hey, Reuben! - There my man!
- Reuben, welcome back.
- Missed you buddy.
- Ruben, welcome back.
Let's raise the minimum.
I'd like to play all the suits.
- Really, pineapple?
- Yeah...
No-what-what-no-no not here, not here.
I could lose my job.
Oh doesn't the forbidden make it seem
so much more pleasurable to you?
No-no-no-no.
I can't be free with myself
in Mr. Weng's villa.
Is there another room?
No, we're overbooked.
Somewhere we can go where we can be alone.
Please. Have me, take me.
Okay.
Come with me.
Kill the slots.
This is why we have soft openings,
so things like this don't happen.
- Get them fixed.
- Yes, sir!
Wow! Stunning.
What is? Me or the diamonds?
Both.
I think you're the most
honest man in this town.
And I don't think we're gonna need
the security cameras
for this next part.
Well. Not unless you wanna watch the playback.
Now...
I thought we agreed to turn off our phones.
I know, but that's Bank.
He's the only one that has that number.
I could make you give that back to me.
You could try.
Do you have any wine back there?
I got everything you need back there.
Chateau du Camp?
As long as it's not '73.
Send that to Bank's office.
Yeah?
Cue the Cartwheel.
You got it.
Like, I was still happy
when I saw her like on the magazine.
She's actually one person like I really kill.
You do awesome, you know...
Hello?
Oh hey Saul.
I came out here originally for
a hotel management that's, uh, school.
But, like...
I don't know.
Hi...
Mr. Saul told us to wait inside
We'll be interviewing him
I'm so sorry, sir.
I tried to stop him…
It's not your fault.
- You can't stop a man that jumped
36 Greyhounds end to end.
It's alright, Lucy.
...
Yes.
Mr. Bank.
Do you know what Chuck Berry
said every night before counting 1, 2, 3, 4?
What did he say?
Pay me my money.
Well, I'm sure my people--
In cash!
Cash?
You've already been wired the money.
Mr. Bank, this is, this is, this-this...
this is a Fender Roads moment.
You're in yet?
I hate that.
Mr. Bank, Mr. Bank, listen.
All due respect, all due respect, sir.
You got a job tomorrow.
Running this place.
You go to work every day.
Yawn, yawn.
I make one phone call, I get
Sean Wright, Travis Pestrana,
five of their buddies here before midnight,
doing Heel Clickers and Lazy Boys upper back.
Ye-ye-ye... Yes.
If your audience wants to see
a bunch of longhairs
riding rice rides,
but I'm talking about heavy bikes, sir.
This is heavy bike!
Fender Roads is a...
I'm a *** American icon!
Don't change it that much.
Keep a little... keep a structure.
Trying to....
You're a legend in 34 states.
And an animal on the other 34.
24, 22.
This is a night people will talk
about as long as there is Las Vegas.
And when they're talking about it,
They'll either be talking
about you or they won't.
Now, that's your choice.
Mr. Bank, can I just say one more thing?
Are you gonna jump?
Jumping, baby!
Thank you.
Yeah, I'm looking.
Alright, Rusty's out.
I gotta say I'm very impressed at you.
Very nice job.
Yeah, I know I did. That's why
they asked me to do it, not you.
Well see, that is me offering you
an olive branch
and that's you spitting in my face.
Well is that your face?
Okay, where's Eugene's trapdoor?
Under the Dragon, first machine on the left.
Got it. What's the secret?
Coin, 3 counts.
Coin, 6 counts.
3 Coins, 5 counts.
2 Coins half count.
Could you make it anymore complicated?
That's just the first sequence.
Then there's two....
Right.
I think…
I think I've may have…
I got all five!
I got all five!
Oh my god...
Oh my god!
I'm a winner!
Progressive slots win on opening night?
Genuine shock,
genuine surprise,
pupil dilation,
elevated heartbeat.
It's legitimate.
- New dice.
- Coming in.
New dice.
New dice, coming in.
Ooh, what was that?
You felt it too?
You!
What a thrill.
Greco's still up.
That's it for plan A.
Alright, ladies and gentlemen,
let's place your bets.
There can only be one winner.
Everything alright?
Are we okay?
Did that tremor throw off the system?
No, sir.
It would take more than that to knock her--
- Sir?
- Yeah.
I have a pit boss asking for an approval.
He can't reach Miss Sponder.
- What's the action?
- 10 million. Roulette.
- It's good.
- Okay.
Alright, gentleman's down at
three number combination: 11, 12 and 13.
You're getting reception here,
that's impossible.
Not with this phone.
Yes, sorry.
Hello? Bank here.
We're getting interference on server 1.
- Hello? - What kind?
- I don't know.
Hello?
Server 1 is going down.
Oh, no.
Server 2 is getting interference.
That's the only explanation.
Some kind of magnetron.
Server 3's starting to wobble.
A magnetron?
Who's got a magnetron?
Alright, everyone...
everyone in this room.
Everyone in this room,
empty your pockets!
Now!
What's all going?
What does that mean?
Oh, no.
What the hell is this?
Security measures.
When the system sensors
a threat, it shuts down and reboots.
- Well, for how long?
- 3 minutes and 20 seconds.
Snake eyes.
All of them.
Oh, that son of a ***.
We can't take anymore bets till we're back up.
The system's in lockdown.
All calls in and out of this room are secure.
Unfortunately, it's the system
that secures them.
Again, sir.
It's in lockdown.
- Rebooting.
- And back up.
Three minutes and counting.
Come on 11!
Get a marker.
Boys, I think our lucky streak just ended.
Better cash them in, boys.
Yes.
Alright, guys, shut her down.
Shut her down!
She is shut down.
- No time for jokes, fellows.
- Does it sounds like I'm laughing, sweetheart?
Do you think...?
Down the street safely. Safely.
Right this way everybody.
Down the street safely, please.
Safely. Right this way.
Right this way everybody.
Jones!
- Right this way.
- Jones!
Jones!
What are you doing?
The earthquake's over!
They gotta get back! They gotta get back in.
Sir, it's the evacuation plan. I...
Well, it's all over now.
We can get back to us.
Feel my heart.
Let me feel it.
No.
Oh, no.
That's gonna stain.
Why don't we take these off.
- Off?
- Off.
- It's wet...
- Come on, get them off.
- It's wet.
- Jos.
Oh, boy.
OK.
Hold it right there.
FBI!
Oh, dear god!
Robert?
This man, Lenny Pepperidge,
AKA Lenny the Pep,
AKA Sheldon Wells,
AKA Little Timmy Hardwell,
is a confidence man.
Okay, that's-that's not the whole--
Help her up.
Oh, my god.
He infiltrates high establishments
through legitimate business contacts.
He was gonna drug you
and replace the real diamonds
with these.
My god.
Oh, my god!
And that's not all.
Oh no, Uhh!
Ow.
Oh, my god.
Oh, Abi, Abi. Okay...
I'm sorry,
I'm sorry. I...
- Oh, my god...
- No, I really like you.
- Shut up.
- I really...
Oh, I am so finished.
Don't let it bother you.
I'm finished.
He's a professional at allaying suspicion.
And seducing women of a certain age.
You know, if Bank hears about this.
I am--
I'll be delicate in my report.
Get her statement.
Thank you, agent Caldwell.
I'll need your full name.
Thank you.
I'm just glad your mother
didn't have to see that.
You just don't wanna admit
that the Brody played.
It's a little early for a victory lap.
Linus, I hate to break this up
but did you make the switch?
Yeah, yeah, everything went according to
plan, we're heading to the roof.
- Did you hear that?
- I'm ready.
No, it's not that I'm just so desperate
to celebrate...
I need you to acknowledge that
it wasn't just a prop for prop's sake,
that the nose played. It worked.
That in a way it was kinda perversly dignified.
Look, let's just finish the job.
There he is.
Oh, what the hell? What the hell?
Come on.
Give me the diamonds!
- Come on.
- Give him the diamonds.
A gun?
Come on! Let's go!
Rough night. Half a billion
running out the door.
You gonna roll over and die?
You think you hit me?
You don't even know where my soft targets are.
I'm still a 2 handicap on a golf course.
I got the hottest new hotel on the Strip.
And I'm sure I've won a Five Diamond Award.
- Yet again.
- Sure about that?
- Sure? I got that baby all sewn up.
Oh, whoops...
This town might have changed,
but not me.
I'm gonna let you down.
I know people.
Highly invested in my survival,
and they are people who really know how to hurt
in ways you can't even imagine.
Well,
First, I know all the guys that you'd hire
to come after me.
They like me better than you.
Second, you're not gonna go to the cops.
Well let's face it, you're not
gonna go to the cops.
Third,
you shook Sinatra's hand.
You should know better, Willie.
My diamonds.
No, no, no!
***!
This town...
is a lonely town
Not the only town...
like this town
This town...
is a make-you town
Or a break-you town...
and bring you downtown
What's this?
That's just the deed to 4,6 acres of prime
real estate in the north end of the Strip.
The moment you become embarrassed
of who you are, you lose yourself.
I changed my house, the way I dress,
what I ate.
For what?
For nothing.
There he is.
Thanks for those letters.
They brought me back.
You're more than welcome.
- Hi.
- Looking for Terry. It's Daniel Ocean.
- Danny.
- Terry.
You called an... last night.
That's what I do when I see a blitz coming.
A blitz?
I guess Toulour just happened
to be on the roof.
at the exact moment that we were
coming out with those diamonds.
How did you know I'd go for them?
Because you're you and I am me.
We were watching Toulour
while you had him watching us.
This is your end.
Which you donated to charity.
Charity?
Camp to Belong.
The kids are very greatful
they're gonna have you up to visit
next month.
Now you know that wasn't our deal.
Well, if you feel that strongly about it,
then we'll yank the kids out of the camp
and we'll send them back to their foster homes.
All 200 of them.
- You think this is funny?
- Well Terry, it sure as *** ain't sad.
Why these children?
Well, I was just very moved by
the kinda work they're doing there...
and you gotta start somewhere
and luckily, you know...
the casino business is doing well...
and I hope there's more millions to come...
that we can spread around
to other organisations.
But, like I said, I was really
moved by that place...
You know, you gotta do
is look inside a child's eyes...
and that's all it needs...
all the motivation that one needs.
- Well, thank you for being an angel.
- No, thank you.
- Like I said, I'm just following her lead...
- Thank you, Terry Benedict.
We'll be right back.
Well, I gotta jump. My dad's working
a frame he's got a part for me in it.
- Congratulations.
- Nice goin'.
See you when I see you.
- Wow.
- Hmm.
So I guess it's just
the Susan B. Anthony then, again.
I never get tired of it.
Don't get too close,
he's probably started(? ).
So,
See you when I see you.
Hey. Next time,
try keeping the weight off in between.
Gotta settle down,
have a couple of kids.
We'll be calling standbys
in a few minutes soon.
Please. Please,
I gotta get out of here.
Maybe you'll get lucky this time.
You dropped these.
Go ahead.
I got a plane to catch.
Actually, try this one.
It's been paying out.
I won! Look at this!
I won 11 million dollars!
Can you believe it?
Look at that!
I won 11 million dollars!
I can't believe it!
subtitles based on several peoples
hard work. Well done, dudes!
edited and completed by rogard.
Further corrections by grucklaw,
again edited by rogard; -)
There are still some words that were
too indistinct to make out.