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[rock song playing]
Have a good night
You too
Paul!
Paul!
Was that...?
[crying]
You deserve better than him
I know... it's ridiculous
This feels like we just rewound 12 months
It was him. I am sure of it
Hang on
What are you doing?
Consulting my gaydar
No. Negative
Well your gaydar's *** otherwise I would never have been in this situation in the first place
What's happening?
Jen's channelling Paul again
What? Jen
This thing that's happened with Rob
It's bad karma isn't it? It's come back to bite me on the ***
For God's sake
Sweetie, for the millionth time you are nothing to do with what happened to Paul and neither was Rob
Speak of the devil
Although he is to blame for pretty much everything else yeah?
I'm going to go
- Why? You were here first. Screw him. - You'll be alright
If he cheats with you, he'll cheat on you. That's what everyone said
That's why I said and nobody listened
I don't know, Jen. He doesn't look so good. He was nuts about you
Yeah? So why did he do it then?
Because he has a ***, maybe? OW! Spousal abuse, man. I could divorce you, you know?
Oh? But you love it
You know I do
Ah, God, if you are going to start with that lovey-dovey *** I'm really going
Ok, so what did he say happened?
Well I found the thong on the living room floor
No. What did he say?
We never really discussed it
- Who cares what he said? - I do
Look! I found a thong on the living room floor, OK. Case closed
Ok, all the guys... all the fit guys, are either gay or complete wankers, yeah?
- You're two for two - Lucky me
Maybe I should switch teams
Well speaking for the unofficial spokesperson for lesbians worldwide
- I say we'd be pleased to welcome you on board. - Yeah
- Cheers - Cheers
There you go
- Keep the change, mate - Cheers
Alright, boys
- Alright - Hello there
So what were those names again?
Emily, Jemima and Suzanne
Oi, oi, what's this? You naughty boy. Go on, spill
Baby names
Jane's due in 4 weeks
Oh right, yeah, smashing
Enjoy these last few weeks of peace, mate
Think the pregnancy was hard. Wait til the baby's here
You're up at 1 a.m, 2 a.m, 3 a.m.
Yet you have done it twice
Can't beat it mate
After this do you fancy hitting that little club down the high street, yeah?
No can do. Got to get back and take over the night feeds. Sarah's exhausted
Nah, better get back. Check on Jane, make sure she's alright
Come on Pete, you and me, yeah?
Nah. I don't think Michelle would like it
[makes whip noise]
Sorry to hear about you and Jen
Well, yeah, *** happens
You know for a minute, we thought Peter Pan had finally grown up
Excuse me
[laughing]
I could punch him
Leave it
I see how he looks devastated
Sorry
Can I stay at your's tonight?
- Um, no - My parents are staying
I thought they weren't talking to you?
Yeah... no... it's my brother. He's on the couch
- Sorry - It's alright
Supposed I should get used to it
How is she?
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