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>> LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
MAY I DIRECT YOUR ATTENTION TO
ODIE THE AMAZING...
>> TA-DA.
>> ABOUT TO PERFORM
HIS DEATH-DEFYING DIVE...
>> HUH?
>> INTO THIS GLASS OF WATER.
OF COURSE, HE MAY NEED
A LITTLE ENCOURAGEMENT.
COME ON, ODIE. WHOA!
[ SPLASH ]
>> HEEL, STAY, STAY.
[ BLUBBERS ]
>> HEEL.
[ BARKS ]
>> STAY--I'M GONNA GET--
>> WHEN YOU OWN PETS,
THERE'S NEVER A DULL MOMENT.
>> LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
GARFIELD AND FRIENDS.
[ MUSIC ]
>> ♪ FRIENDS ARE THERE ♪
>> ♪ TO HELP YOU
GET STARTED, TO GIVE YOU
A PUSH ON YOUR WAY ♪
>> ♪ FRIENDS ARE THERE ♪
>> ♪ TO TURN AROUND
GET YOUR FEET ON THE GROUND
FOR A BRAND-NEW DAY ♪
>> ♪ THEY PICK YOU UP
WHEN YOU'RE DOWN ♪
>> ♪ HELP YOU
SWALLOW YOUR PRIDE
WHEN SOMETHING INSIDE
SAYS TO BREAK ON THROUGH
TO THE OTHER SIDE ♪
>> ♪ FRIENDS ARE
SOMEONE YOU CAN OPEN UP TO ♪
>> ♪ WHEN YOU FEEL
LIKE YOU'RE READY TO FLIP ♪
>> ♪ WHEN YOU'VE GOT
THE WORLD ON YOUR SHOULDERS ♪
>> ♪ FRIENDS ARE THERE
TO GIVE YOU A TIP ♪
>> ♪ FRIENDS ARE THERE
WHEN YOU NEED THEM
THEY'RE EVEN THERE
WHEN YOU DON'T ♪
>> ♪ FOR A WALK
IN THE PARK
OR A SHOT IN THE DARK,
FRIENDS ARE THERE ♪
>> ♪ I DON'T CARE ♪
>> ♪ BUT FRIENDS WILL
CARE FOR YOU ♪
>> THIS SHOW IS K RATED,
NO ADULTS UNLESS ACCOMPANIED
BY A KID.
>> LET'S SEE, ADD ONE CUP OF
WHIPPED CREAM.
I'M ALL OUT OF WHIPPED CREAM,
SO I'LL ADD MAYONNAISE.
IT'S THE SAME COLOR.
>> ODIE'S PLAYING IN FRONT OF
THE RECLINER. WATCH THIS.
[ CRASH ]
>> I HATE TO BRAG,
BUT IT TOOK A BRILLIANT MIND
TO FIGURE THAT GAG OUT.
>> GARFIELD, COME AND GET IT.
[ SPLAT ]
>> TAKE YOUR TIME.
IT'S PEANUT BUTTER
AND FISH HEAD STEW
WITH PICKLES ON THE SIDE
AND OPTIONAL CHOCOLATE SAUCE.
>> THANK GOODNESS.
I THOUGHT FOR A MINUTE THERE
IT MIGHT BE FOOD.
NOT NOW. ODIE, NO, NOT NOW.
I WARNED YOU.
>> I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF THIS.
YOU'RE GOING TO STAY OUTSIDE
WHILE I COOK.
>> GOOD, I HATE BEING AROUND
ACTS OF CRUELTY.
OKAY, JON. I'LL GIVE YOU
ONE MORE CHANCE TO APOLO--
[ DOOR SLAMS ]
>> --GIZE.
I DON'T HAVE TO PUT UP
WITH THIS.
THERE ARE PLENTY OF PEOPLE
WHO WOULD LOVE TO HAVE
A CAT, ESPECIALLY ONE
AS ADORABLE AS ME.
THE TRICK TO THIS
IS ADOPTING THE PATENTED
CUTE KITTY LOOK.
PRETTY DISGUSTING, I KNOW,
BUT IT WORKS.
DON'T YOU PEOPLE KNOW ADORABLE
WHEN YOU SEE IT?
>> AW, LOOK AT THAT
ADORABLE KITTY.
DON'T YOU HAVE ANYONE TO
TAKE CARE OF YOU, LITTLE KITTY?
WELL, I'M GOING TO TAKE YOU HOME
AND MAKE YOU NICE AND COMFY.
>> NICE AND COMFY.
HEAR THAT GUYS? IT'S ABOUT TIME.
[ WHIMPERS ]
>> DOES KITTY-WITTY
WANT TO TAKE A ***-WAPPY?
>> KITTY-WITTY IS
GETTING SICKY-WICKY.
I'M BEGINNING TO THINK THIS
WAS A BIG MISTAKE.
WHAT KIND OF HOUSE
AM I GOING TO WIND UP LIVING IN?
>> THERE'S YOUR NEW HOME, KITTY.
THIS IS JUST OUR WEEKEND HOME.
WE USUALLY LIVE
IN A BIGGER PLACE.
>> BIGGER PLACE?
WHAT'S IT CALLED? TEXAS?
NOW THIS IS LUXURY.
WOW, A REFRIGERATOR
WITH ITS OWN ZIP CODE.
IT'S THE MOST BEAUTIFUL THING
I'VE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE.
>> YOU MUST BE HUNGRY,
LITTLE KITTY.
WE'LL GET SOME NICE YUMMY FOOD.
>> OH, I LIKE THE WAY
SHE THINKS.
NO SIGN OF FOOD YET.
>> HERE COMES DINNER.
>> IT'LL BE FILET MIGNON.
NO, BIGGER. A WHOLE RIB ROAST.
NO, BIGGER STILL.
MAYBE THEY'LL JUST BARBECUE
A COW, A HERD OF CATTLE.
AND WHAT, MAY I ASK, IS THIS?
>> THIS IS A SPECIAL HEALTH FOOD
FOR KITTIES,
MACROBIOTIC SOY BY-PRODUCTS
WITH WHEAT GERM.
[ CHEWS AND SWALLOWS ]
>> UGH!
>> I'M GLAD YOU LIKE IT, KITTY.
I'LL GET YOU A BIGGER BOWLFUL.
REAL FOOD.
I MUST HAVE REAL FOOD.
I THOUGHT I'D
HAVE SOMETHING LIGHT.
I DON'T WANT TO RUIN
MY APPETITE FOR DINNER.
>> KITTY-CAT.
[ CRASH ]
>> NOW, IF YOU ATE ALL THAT,
YOU'D GET A TUMMY ACHE,
AND WE WOULDN'T WANT THAT,
WOULD WE?
IT'S TIME FOR YOUR *** ANYWAY.
NOW, WE'LL TUCK YOU IN
NICE AND NEAT.
>> HEY, I DIDN'T LAUGH
WHEN YOUR PARENTS
DRESSED YOU LIKE THIS.
WELL, AT LEAST THINGS
CAN'T GET ANY WORSE.
>> ♪ ROCK-A-BYE, KITTY
ON THE TREETOP ♪
>> I WAS WRONG.
>> ♪ WHEN THE WIND
BLOWS ♪
>> THIS IS WORSE.
>> ♪ THE CRADLE WILL ROCK
WHEN THE BOUGH BREAKS
THE CRADLE WILL FALL
AND DOWN WILL COME KITTY
WHISKERS AND ALL
ROCK-A-BYE, KITTY
ON THE TREETOP ♪
>> AN EXCELLENT EXAMPLE
OF CRUELTY TO ANIMALS.
>> ♪ WHEN THE WIND
BLOWS, THE CRA-- ♪
>> ANYONE WHO SINGS LIKE THAT
SHOULD BE DRUG OUT TO THE STREET
AND SHOT OR WORSE--
MADE TO LISTEN TO A TAPE
OF THEMSELVES.
[ SKIDDING SCREECH ]
>> THIS IS KIND OF FUN.
IT'S--
UH-OH.
WHEW! I'M SAFE.
>> OH, THERE YOU ARE, KITTY.
>> I'M NOT SAFE.
>> OH, ARE YOU BORED?
YOU WANT TO PLAY.
WELL, I'LL LET YOU PLAY
WITH BOOPSY.
>> BOOPSY?
>> BOOPSY IS THE CUTEST PUPPY
IN THE WHOLE WORLD.
>> A PUPPY, HUH? OUGHT TO BE
A CINCH AFTER ODIE.
OH, BOOPSY, COME ON OUT.
THIS IS A BOOPSY?
EASY, EASY, BIG FELLA.
BACK OFF.
>> OH, LOOK HOW NICE THEY PLAY.
THEY'RE FRIENDS ALREADY.
[ BOOPSY GROWLING ]
>> EASY, DOG.
>> THAT'S THE EIGHTH KITTY-CAT
WE'VE LOST THIS WEEK.
[ BARKS ]
>> OKAY. IF YOU SAY SO, NINE.
[ SIGHS ]
>> MAYBE WE WERE A LITTLE ROUGH
ON GARFIELD.
[ WHIMPERS ]
>> I BETTER TELL HIM
ALL WAS FORGIVEN.
OH, GARFIELD, GAR--
>> THERE'S NO PLACE LIKE HOME,
THERE'S NO PLACE LIKE HOME,
THERE'S NO PLACE LIKE HOME,
THERE'S--
>> LOOK WHO'S BACK, ODIE.
[ BARKS ]
[ SLURPS ]
>> NO, ODIE, DON'T.
AH, YOU KNOW,
I KIND OF MISSED IT.
>> AND TO SHOW YOU HOW GLAD
WE ARE TO HAVE YOU BACK,
GARFIELD, I WHIPPED UP
MY MOUSSE-FLAVORED PANCAKES
IN TOMATO AND ANCHOVY SYRUP.
>> I THINK I'LL TAKE MY CHANCES
WITH BOOPSY.
>> JUST PUSH ON
THE STARTER, WALKER.
>> ROGER, WILCO, OVER AND OUT.
[ THUD ]
>> OH, NO! WE GOT TO CATCH IT.
WHOA!
>> WHOA!
>> ♪ LA-LA-LA-LA
LA-LA-LA-LA ♪
>> ROY, THE TRACTOR'S
GOING CRAZY!
>> IT'LL STOP WHEN IT
RUNS OUT OF GAS.
>> ROY'S RIGHT,
NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT.
>> WHOO-HOO!
[ SNORTS ]
>> AW, THERE'S NOTHING
TO DO AROUND HERE.
>> THAT'S NOT TRUE.
I'M UP TO 17,000 ON PINBALL.
>> SEE WADE THERE.
>> [ MUMBLING ]
>> AND THE BULL?
[ SNORTS ]
>> I'LL SHOW YOU
HOW TO HAVE FUN. WATCH THIS.
>> OH, WADE, THE BULL IS LOOSE.
>> HUH?
>> THE BULL, THE BULL IS LOOSE.
>> IS LOOSE, YOU SAID
THE BULL IS LOOSE.
>> THE BULL IS LOOSE.
>> THE BULL IS LOOSE!
[ SCREAMS ]
>> WHY ARE YOU JUST
SITTING THERE WATCHING TV!
THE BULL IS LOOSE!
[ SCREAMS ]
>> OH TERROR, OH, DANGER,
OH, TERROR AND DANGER
AND HORROR AND DANGER.
I ALREADY MENTIONED DANGER,
YES. HELP!
>> THERE ARE THOSE PEOPLE
IN THE WORLD WHO TOTALLY LACK
SELF-CONFIDENCE.
HEY, WONDER WHAT THEY'RE LIKE.
>> HIDE! HIDE!
THE BULL IS LOOSE!
[ SPLAT ]
[ SHAKES ]
>> WELL, THAT ANSWERS
MY QUESTION.
AREN'T YOU ASHAMED OF YOURSELF?
>> NO MORE THAN USUAL.
>> YOU KNOW WHAT THE TROUBLE
IS WITH YOU, WADE?
>> WHAT?
>> ♪ WADE, YOU'RE AFRAID
OF EVERYTHING MADE
WE'VE NEVER SEEN ANYTHING
LIKE IT
YOU'RE AFRAID OF THE BULL
AFRAID OF A TREE
AFRAID OF EVERYTHING
THAT YOU SEE
YOU'RE AFRAID OF THE WATER
SCARED OF THE DARK
AFRAID OF THE DAYLIGHT, TOO
THE SUN AND THE SHADE
WE'RE REALLY DISMAYED, WADE
WHAT'LL WE DO WITH YOU? ♪
>> BOO!
[ SCREAMS ]
>> ♪ YOU'RE AFRAID OF THE WATER
SCARED OF THE DARK
AFRAID OF THE DAYLIGHT, TOO
THE SUN AND THE SHADE
WE'RE REALLY DISMAYED, WADE ♪
[ SCREAMS ]
>> ♪ WHAT'LL WE DO WITH YOU? ♪
>> OKAY. SO I'M AFRAID,
BUT I'M AFRAID THERE'S NOTHING
YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT.
>> MAYBE NOT. I CAN HYPNOTIZE
YOU INTO NOT BEING AFRAID.
>> HYPNOTIZE ME? NO!
>> DO IT.
>> JUST WATCH THE TURNIP.
YOUR EYELIDS ARE GETTING HEAVY,
HEAV-Y.
YOU WILL DO AS YOU ARE TOLD.
DO YOU UNDERSTAND?
>> YES, MASTER.
>> AH, I THINK YOUR AIM
IS A LITTLE OFF.
>> YOU'RE GETTING DROWSY.
>> I'M TOO SMART
TO BE HYPNOTIZED.
IN ORDER TO HYPNOTIZE SOMEONE,
THEY HAVE TO BE--
>> WHEN YOU AWAKEN,
YOU WILL BE THE BRAVEST PERSON
IN THE WORLD.
NOW, WAKE UP.
>> AND THERE'S REALLY NO CHANCE
OF YOU POSSIBLY HYPNOTIZING ME,
SO YOU MIGHT AS WELL
JUST FORGET IT.
>> SAY, WADE,
IT MIGHT RAIN TONIGHT.
>> THERE MIGHT BE LIGHTNING
AND THUNDER, MAN.
>> SO? I AM
THE BRAVEST PERSON IN THE WORLD.
>> YOU DID IT!
>> NICE GOING, ORSON!
>> WADE WILL NEVER BE
AFRAID AGAIN.
>> THERE'S GOT TO BE SOME WORMS
AROUND HERE SOMEWHERE.
>> ONE SIDE, FOLKS.
MAKE WAY FOR ONE BRAVE PERSON.
>> WAS THAT WADE?
>> LOOKED LIKE WADE,
BUT IT DIDN'T TREMBLE LIKE WADE.
>> WHAT? HE'S OPENING UP
THE BULL PEN!
>> HEY, YOU UGLY BULL YOU,
HOW'D YOU LIKE TO BECOME
A CHEESEBURGER. [ LAUGHS ]
>> ORSON BETTER UNDO
WHAT HE DID AND IN A HURRY.
>> THERE'S GOT TO BE A CURE
IN HERE.
[ SNORTS ]
>> HEY, BULL, YOUR SISTER
IS A LEATHER JACKET. [ LAUGHS ]
>> MY PSYCHOLOGY BOOK
WILL CURE HIM.
>> LET ME SEE THAT.
>> NA-NA-NA-NA-NA!
[ CRASH ]
>> THIS IS CALLED
APPLIED PSYCHOLOGY.
>> I'M A COWARD AGAIN.
>> JUST REMEMBER,
THERE'S NOTHING TO BE
AFRAID OF, MAN.
>> UNLESS NO ONE CLOSED
THE BULL PEN.
[ SNORTS ]
>> NOW, THIS IS A TIME
TO BE SCARED. [ SCREAMS ]
>> DON'T HURT ME,
I'M A VEGETARIAN!
>> THIS WAS ALL BECAUSE
THEY WERE TRYING TO HELP ME.
WADE, IT'S TIME YOU STOPPED
BEING A COWARD, WADE.
DID I SAY THAT?
[ SKIDDING SCREECHES ]
[ CRASHING ]
>> YO, TORO!
TORO!
HERE, BULL, BULL, BULL, BULL!
NICE BULL, NICE TORO!
>> WADE'S A GONER.
>> MAYBE NOT.
I'VE GOT AN IDEA.
>> HELP! OH, GEE!
>> YOU ARE GETTING SLEEPY.
PLEASE GET SLEEPY!
[ SNORTS ]
>> YOU ARE NOT A BULL.
YOU'RE A CHICKEN.
[ CLUCKING ]
>> SO I'M A CRAVEN COWARD AGAIN.
>> HEY, WE WERE
PRETTY SCARED, TOO.
>> BUT YOU DID TRY TO SAVE US.
>> BRAVERY'S JUST A MATTER OF
OVERCOMING YOUR FEARS
FOR A GOOD REASON.
YOU MAY BE BRAVER
THAN YOU THINK, WADE.
>> AT LAST, EVERYTHING'S BACK
TO NORMAL.
>> QUICK, HURRY!
>> IN THE CHICKEN COOP!
[ CHICKENS CLUCKING ]
[ BULL CLUCKING ]
>> WELL, ALMOST NORMAL.
>> IF HE LAYS AN EGG,
I'M GETTING OUT OF HERE.
[ GRUNTING, CLUCKING ]
>> OH, BOY, A BANQUET--
BAKED HAM, SWEET POTATOES,
CRANBERRY SAUCE, CORN.
WHAT'S THIS?
IT APPEARS TO BE OF
THE CRESCENT ROLL FAMILY.
A TRUE GOURMET NEVER SHIES AWAY
FROM A NEW TASTE TREAT,
BIT ON THE DRY SIDE,
FLAVOR'S A BIT SUBTLE.
>> GARFIELD, HAVE YOU SEEN
MY SWEAT SOCKS?
>> BLAH!
[ SPITS ]
>> BLAH!
[ ALARM RINGS ]
[ YAWNS ]
>> 2:00. LET'S SEE
WHAT'S ON MY AGENDA?
2:00, 2:00,
AH, HERE IT IS, 2:00,
NAP. SEE? IF YOU DON'T HAVE
A SCHEDULE, YOU'RE NOT GOING TO
GET THE IMPORTANT STUFF DONE.
[ BARKS ]
>> HERE YOU GO, BOY,
AND WOULD YOU GO CLOSE
THE REFRIGERATOR DOOR.
>> RIGHT.
>> HMM?
>> DID YOU JUST SEE--
I'VE HEARD OF FAST FOOD,
BUT THIS IS RIDICULOUS.
>> OH, PLEASE, DEAR CAT,
SPARE MY MEAGER RODENT BODY!
PLEASE DON'T EAT ME!
PLEASE, PLEASE, I DIDN'T MEAN
TO DO IT! FORGIVE ME!
I GROVEL BEFORE YOU!
>> WHY IN THE WORLD--
WHY IN THE WORLD
WOULD I WANT TO EAT A MOUSE?
>> WELL, CATS ALWAYS EAT MICE
ON TV. HERE, I'LL SHOW YOU.
>> HELP! THIS EVIL,
NASTY CAT IS GOING TO DEVOUR ME!
HELP!
[ LAUGHS ]
>> GET HIM!
GET THAT MEAN OLD PUSSYCAT!
THAT'S WHAT CATS DESERVE
FOR EATING MICE! [ LAUGHS ]
>> OOH! WHAT A HORRIBLE THING
TO PUT ON TELEVISION!
AND THEY LET CHILDREN WATCH
WATCH THAT STUFF?
>> SEE? CATS EAT MICE.
IT SAYS SO.
>> NOT THIS CAT.
I CHASE HAMBURGERS.
THEY'RE EASIER TO CATCH,
AND THEY TASTE A LOT BETTER.
>> A CAT THAT DOESN'T EAT MICE?
WAIT'LL I TELL THE GUYS!
WE GOT IT MADE!
[ CHEERS ]
>> HERE YOU GO, ODIE.
[ CHEWS ]
>> HMM?
[ GROWLS ]
[ BARKS ]
>> LET'S SEE. THIS RECIPE
CALLS FOR ONE QUART OF MILK,
CELERY, A DOZEN EGGS,
THEN PLACE IN REFRIGERATOR.
GARFIELD!
>> HUH?
>> GARFIELD, THE HOUSE
IS FILLED WITH MICE.
YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO.
>> RIGHT. I KNOW EXACTLY
WHAT TO DO.
>> LET'S SEE, EXERCISE,
EXPLORATORY SURGERY,
EXTERMINATORS, HERE WE GO.
>> NO, NO, YOU'RE THE CAT
AROUND HERE,
AND IT'S YOUR JOB TO
CATCH THESE MICE.
>> MY JOB?! HOW ABOUT
IF WE TRADE?
YOU CATCH THE MICE,
I'LL MESS UP THE DINNER.
WELL, HERE GOES NOTHIN'.
SAY, THIS MOUSE CATCHING'S EASY.
WAIT. WASN'T HE CARRYING
A LEMON MERINGUE PIE?
[ SLURPS ]
>> I WAS WRONG.
IT'S PEACH.
WHAT A CLEVER IDEA I HAD.
THIS IS SURE TO WORK.
GOT THE LITTLE GUY!
COME ON OUT, LITTLE MOUSE.
[ SLURPS ]
>> ODIE. YOU'D HAVE TO BE
PRETTY DUMB TO WIND UP
INSIDE A VACUUM CLEANER.
[ COUGHS ]
>> AND THE BIGGER YOU ARE,
THE DUMBER YOU'D HAVE TO BE.
THIS HAS GOT TO WORK.
I'M THE GRAND SUPREME MOUSE,
AND YOU WILL ALL FOLLOW ME.
ATTENTION, FELLOW MICE.
I AM THE GRAND--
[ CATS YOWL ]
>> WHOA! HEY! DOWN! CEASE!
[ CONGA MUSIC PLAYS ]
>> YOU CALL YOURSELF A CAT?
MAYBE YOU'D LIKE TO MAKE
THE MICE FEEL MORE WELCOME HERE.
WE COULD SEND OUT FOR PIZZA
FOR THEM.
THEY'VE EATEN EVERYTHING
IN THE KITCHEN.
THE ONLY THING LEFT IS MY
AVOCADO AND PEANUT BUTTER STEW
WITH FRENCH DRESSING.
[ DING ]
>> THAT'S THE LAST FOOD
IN THE HOUSE.
GARFIELD! GARFIELD!
>> HERE YOU GO, GUYS.
SOUP'S ON.
YEAH, I KNOW,
ROTTEN THING TO DO TO A MOUSE.
>> BLAH!
>> I'M GOING TO GET ANOTHER CAT,
ONE THAT KNOWS
HOW TO CATCH MICE.
[ MICE CHATTERING ]
[ COUGHS ]
>> I KNEW YOU CATS WERE SNEAKY,
BUT I NEVER THOUGHT
YOU'D STOOP TO RAT POISON.
>> NICE GOING, GARFIELD.
>> I'M HUNGRY. MAYBE I'LL HAVE--
THEY GOT EVERYTHING.
>> BUT DON'T WORRY, GARFIELD.
WE STILL HAVE MORE OF MY AVOCADO
AND PEANUT BUTTER STEW.
>> BLAH!
[ ODIE WHIMPERS ]
>> OH, WELL, GUYS.
IT WAS NICE WHILE IT LASTED.
>> HEY, WE'RE SIGNING UP.
YOU GUYS ARE EATING BETTER
THAN WE ARE. MOVE OVER.
[ BARKS ]