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Well, greetings and salutations,
In todays flippin fantastic episode of WITH UNCLE PAPPY
Uncle Pappy,
thats me,
yours truly,
Will show you, my own very special technological way to Milk a cow.
Now, first things first
You must get a cow,
I cannot stress this enough,
you cant get milk,
with out the cow.
Here is my cow right here!
Then you is gonna wanna start a gentle rubbing on the cow ***, right about here.
Once you stimulate the cow utters just good enough, flop your cow over and give it a firm back rub.
Now that the cow is nice and relaxed its primed and ready to go.
You must locate the special milk spot on your cow.
On mine its right here.
But there aint no telling there it might be on your cow.
Be careful, cause it could be dangerous if you hit the wrong button!
Okay now, are you ready? 1-2-3
Mmmmmmm, one fine and fresh cold glass of milk.
Make a video response and show me how you milk your cow
Or in a comment below tell me your favorite cow milking experience.
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