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>> NEW AT 11:00, KRON 4'S
STANLEY ROBERTS TELLS US ABOUT
THE EXODUS OF PEOPLE LEAVING
THE BAY BRIDGE FOR THE LAST
TIME IN THIS EDITION OF PEOPLE
BEHAVING BADLY.
>> Reporter: IF YOU WANT TO SEE
PEOPLE BEHAVING BADLY, I
SUGGEST ANNOUNCING THAT YOU ARE
GOING TO CLOSE A BRIDGE FOR
FIVE DAYS.
OH WAIT, THEY DID.
PAY NO ATTENTION TO THIS
DRIVER.
HE IS FROM TEXAS.
THAT MUST BE HOW THEY DO
THINGS.
THAT IS HOW WE DO IT HERE TOO.
MOVING ON.
THE BAY BRIDGE IS CLOSED SO WE
WILL GET A SLIGHTLY BETTER
BRIDGE THAT WILL LAST 150
YEARS, OR WHICHEVER COMES
FIRST.
HEY DUDE, THE BRIDGE IS THE
OTHER WAY.
THERE YOU GO.
SOME PEOPLE THOUGHT IT WAS SAFE
TO STAY ACROSS THE BRIDGE IN
THE CAR POOL LANE.
IT WASN'T.
THESE GUYS GOT INTO A FENDER
BENDER.
SO WHAT BETTER PLACE TO
EXCHANGE INFORMATION THAN IN
THE LANE OF TRAFFIC?
IF TRAFFIC IS BACKED UP, SIMPLY
USE THE ONCOMING TRAFFIC LANE.
AFTER ALL, NO ONE ELSE IS USING
IT.
THE ONE THING THAT SEEMS TO IRK
DRIVERS ARE PEOPLE WHO ARE IN
SUCH A RUSH, THEY DON'T HAVE
TIME TO WAIT LIKE NORMAL
PEOPLE.
YOU CAN MAKE LEFT TURNS WHEN IT
CLEARLY SAYS NO LEFT TURNS.
[HORN HONKING]
>> Reporter: AND YOU ABSOLUTELY
MUST LAY ON THE HORN EVEN IF IT
IS ILLEGAL AND ANNOYING.
REMEMBER TO MAKE YOUR OWN
TURNING LANE.
PAY NO ATTENTION TO THE MAN
WITH THE TICKET BOOK.
AND STAY OFF YOUR CELL PHONES
UNLESS YOU WANT TO BE FEATURED
ON PEOPLE BEHAVING BADLY.
YOU KNOW WHAT?