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UNIVERSAL TELEVISION & THE
DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION]
JOE: THANK YOU.
>> THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
JERRY: WELCOME TO THE SHOW.
WHAT YOU DON'T KNOW ABOUT YOUR
LOVER MIGHT BE THE EVENDS YOUR
RELATIONSHIP.
COULD THEY BE HIDING A SECRET SO
SHOCKING IT COULD DESTROY THEIR
TODAY'S GUESTS SAYES.
THEY HAVE TO CONFESS TO THEIR
LOVERS NOT JUST THEY'VE BEEN
CHEATING, BUT IT'S WITH SOMEONE
[BEEP]
JERRY: PLEASE MEET MIKE.
HE SAY'SEEN LYING TO HIS
LOVER FOR TWO MONTHS AND HE
CAN'T KEEP HIS SECRET ANY
LONGER.
MIKE, WHAT'S GOING ON?
>> WELL, JERRY, WIVE BEEN DATING
SOMEONE FOR ABOUT A YEAR.
I THOUGHT THE% WAS A GOOD
CHANGE.
BUT I HAD AFEELING
SOMETHING WAS GOING WRONG, SO I
HAD TO GO OUT AND GET MY CAKE
AND EAT IT TOO.
JERRY: SO YOU WENT TO THE BAKERY
--
[BEEP]
JERRY: SO YOU HAVE THIS LOVER
AND YOU THINK THINGS ARE GOING
GREAT, BUT YOU'RE CHEATING ON --
THIS ON LOVE OF YOURS WHICH YOU
SAY IS A GUY?
>> RIGHT.
JERRY: YOU'RE CHEATING -- YOU'RE
CHEATING ON HIM BECAUSE YOU
'S CHEATING?
>> RIGHT.
WELL, HE'S ALWAYS EITHER WORKING
TOO LATE OR --
[BEEP]
>> OR I'LL GO TO WORK OR CALL
THERE AND HE'S NOT THERE.
JERRY: BEEPER MADNESS.
OK.
DO YOU LOVE HIM?
>> YES, I LOVE HIM VERY MUCH.
HE'S MADE A LOT OF GOOD CHANGES
IN MY LIFE.
JERRY: HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN
MESSING WITH THIS OTHER PERSON?
>> ABOUT TWO MONTHS.
JERRY: BUT YOU WOULD RATHER GO
BACK TO --
Y: NOW ALL OF A SUDDEN,
OOHH, THE OTHER CAKE IS BETTER.
WE'RE GOING TO BRING OUT YOUR
LOVER, AND YOU GO AHEAD AND TELL
HIM.
HERE'S BRIAN.
[AUDIENCE CHANTING "JERRY"]
[BEEP]
[BEEP]
[BEEP]
[BEEP]
JERRY: BRIAN, WELCOME TO THE
SHOW.
HOW LONG HAVE YOU GUYS BEEN
TOGETHER?
>> WE'VE BEEN TOGETHER ABOUT A
YEAR.
LAST JANUARY.
JERRY: WAS THIS THE FIRST
HOMOSEXUAL RELATIONSHIP
>> NO.
JERRY: YOU'VE BEEN THERE BEFORE?
>> BEEN THERE BEFORE.
JERRY: HOW WOULD YOU DESCRIBE
THE RELATIONSHIP NOW?
>> IT'S BEEN ROCKY, BUT GOOD.
[BEEP]
JERRY: WELL, YOU KNOW YOU'RE
HERE BECAUSE HE WANTS TO TALK TO
YOU SO WE'LL FIND OUT HOW ROCKY
IT IS.
GO AHEAD.
[BEEP]
[BEEP]
>> BRIAN, YOU KNOW WE'VE HAD OUR
BAD TIMES YOU KNOW THAT I
LOVE YOU AND CARE ABOUT YOU VERY
MUCH, BUT SOMETIMES I KNOW SOME
OF YOUR STORIES DON'T ADD UP AND
I CALL YOUR CELL PHONE AND
AUTOMATICALLY I GET SENT TO
VOICE MAIL AND I HAD A GUT
FEELING SOMETHING WAS GOING ON,
SO I'VE BEEN CHEATING ON YOU FOR
THE LAST TWO MONTHS.
>> WHAT?
WHO?
NOW.HAT'S NOT IMPORTANT RIGHT
BUT WHAT'S IMPORTANT IS I'M HERE
ELL YOU, I'VE GOT TO GET IT
OFF MY CHEST SO WE CAN MAKE
THINGS BETTER.
BECAUSE I REALLY LOVE YOU AND I
CARE ABOUT YOU.
>> I LOVE YOU TOO.
WHO IS IT?
I WANT TO KNOW WHO IT IS.
[AUDIENCE CHEERING]
JERRY: COME ON OUT.
[BEEP]
[BEEP]
[ANCE CHANTING "JERRY"]
[BEEP]
[BEEP]
[BEEP]
[BEEP]
>> DON'T TOUCH ME.
[BEEP]
[BEEP]
[BEEP]
[BEEP]
[BEEP]
[BEEP]
[BEEP]
[BEEP]
[BEEP]
[BEEP]
[BEEP]
[BEEP]
>> HE WAS WITH ME LAST NIGHT.
WHERE WERE YOU AT?
WE HAD SEX LAST NIGHT.
[BEEP]
[BEEP]
[BEEP]
>> IS THAT TRUE, MIKE?
JERRY: I'VE NEVER SEEN YOU WORK
SO FAST.
OK.
YOUR NAME ISN MESHELL?
IT WASN'T ALWAYS MESHELL, WAS
IT?
>> NOT ALWAYS, NO.
I USED TO BE A MAN
[BEEP]
JERRY: YOU USED TO BE A MAN?
>> USED TO BE.
BUT NOT ANYMORE.
IT'S ALL WOMAN.
IT'S ALL WOMAN NOW.
[BEEP]
[BEEP]
>> YEAH, YOU'RE NASTY.
>> NASTY.
>> OH, I'M NASTY?
YOU'RE THE ONE TAKING IT UP THE
[BEEP], I DON'T.
YOU TAKE IT UP THE [BEEP], I
DON'T.
AT LEAST I DIDN'T HAVE TO CUT
MY [BEEP] OFF.
>> I DIDN'T CUT IT OFF, I
INVERTED IT, BUT YOUR MA'AM
LIKED IT.
-- BUT YOUR MAN LIKE IT HAD.
JERRY: THERE'S MORE TO COME,
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
JERRY: THANK YOU.
THANK YOU.
THANK YOU.
OK.
IF YOU JUST JOINED US MIKE --
MIKE AND BRIAN ARE LOVERS, BUT
MIKE HAS CONFESSED TO BRIAN THAT
HE HASN'T BEEN EXACTLY FAITHFUL,
THAT, IN FACT, FOR THE PAST
COUPLE OF MONTHS, HE'S BEEN
HAVING A RELATIONSHIP WITH
NOW THROUGH OPERATIONS AND
EVERYTHING IS NOW MEDICALLY --
SCIENTIFICALLY A WOMAN.
[AUDIENCE CHEERING]
JERRY: WHAT, YOU DON'T BELIEVE
>> DON'T GET IN MY FACE.
YOU NEED TO DECIDE WHAT YOU'RE
GOING TO DO.
IF YOU'RE GOING TO BE A ***,
YOU BE ONE.
I'M FOR REAL.
>> I LOVE BRIAN, I'VE BEEN WITH
BRIAN --
>> WHY WERE YOU SCREWING ME LAS
[BEEP]
[BEEP]
[BEEP]
[AUDIENCE CHANTING "JERRY"]
>> SIT DOWN.
[BEEP]
[BEEP]
>> SIT DOWN.
SIT DOWN.
>> YOU NO CHE YOUR BOY.
>> LOOK, ALL RIGHT, GUYS, LISTEN
HERE --
OOHHH, WHAT ARE YOU ORHHHING
FOR?
***, I KNOW YOU'RE NOT
OOOHHING LOOKING LIKE THAT.
[BEEP]
[BEEP]
[BEEP]
>> I'M A REAL ***.
I'M A REAL ***.
[BEEP]
[BEEP]
>> I'M A REAL ***!
I'M A REAL WOMAN!
[BEEP]
[BEEP]
[BEEP]
[BEEP]
>> I WAS BORN WITH THAT.
I WAS BORN WITH MINE.
I WAS BORN WITH MINE!
YOU WAN TO BE ME!
YOU WANT TO BE ME!
I'M A REAL ***!
[BEEP]
[BEEP]
[BEEP]
I DIDN'T HAVE TO PAY TO BE ONE.
YOU ARE A PHONY ***.
YOU NEED A LIFE.
JERRY: LET'S CONTINUE HERE.
WHAT DID -- WHERE WERE WE?
YOU WERE STARTING TO TALK ABOUT
WHAT YOU W GOI TO DO ABOUT
THIS.
>> MESHELL, LOOK, IT WAS GREAT
AND ALL --
>> IT WAS GREAT LAST NIGHT,
WASN'T IT?
>> HOW DO YOU LOVE ME IF YOU'RE
CHEATING ON ME WITH A
***.
>> AND I'M SURE I'M NOT THE ONLY
ONE.
>> WELL, BRIAN, I JUST HAD A GUT
FEELING SOMETHING WASN'T RIGHT.
EVERY TIME I CALLED YOUR CELL
PHONE, IT'S TURNED OFF, I GET
SENT TO YOUR VOICE MAIL.
>> SO LEAVE A VOICE MAIL.
YOU'RE ALWAYS RUNNING AROUND
WITH THESE LITTLE BOYS, TAKING
THEM HERE.
WE GET CREDIT CARD BILLS FOR
STUFF YOU NEVER BOUGHT AN
BROUGHT HOME THAT ARE GOING
SOMEWHERE ELSE, EVIDENTLY NOT
HERE.
[BEEP]
[BEEP]
[BEEP]
[BEEP]
[BEEP]
[BEEP]
[AUDIENCE CHANTING "JERRY"]
[BEEP]
[BEEP]
)a[BEEP]
[BEEP]
>> I DON'T NEED THIS, OK.
I'LL GET MY BILLS PAID SOMEWHERE
ELSE.
JERRY: OK.
>> YOU PUT A DIAMOND RING ON MY
FINGER, YOU TOLD ME YOU WANTED
TO MARRY ME?
>> YOU BOUGHT IT
>> I DIDN'T BUY IT.
I'VE GOT SOMETHING TO TELL YOU,
***.
I'VE BEEN CHEATING ON YOU TOO.
JERRY: COME ON OUT.
[BEEP]
[BEEP]
[BEEP]
[AUDIECHEERING]
[AUDIENCE CHANTING "JERRY"]
[BEEP]
>> I'M NOT TRYING TO BE REAL.
[BEEP]
[BEEP]
[BEEP]
[BEEP]
[BEEP]
[BEEP]
[BEEP]
[BEEP]
[BEEP]
[BEEP]
JERRY: OK.
>> PUT YOUR WIG ON, GIRL.
LET'S SEE.
YOU'RE A LADY.
YOU'RE A LADY.
>> SO WHAT.
I DON'T WANT TO BE A WOMAN.
>> LOOK AT YOU.
LOOK AT YOU.
>> SO, I DON'T WANT TO BE A
WOMAN.
>> LOOK AT YOU.
>> I DON'T WANT TO BE A WOMAN.
>> WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE?
>> I'M AN ENTERTAINER, GIRL.
>> WHAT ARE YOU ENTERTAINING?
JERRY: I HAVE A QUESTION FOR
MIKE AND BRIFPBLETE YOU GUYS SAY
YOU'RE -- MIKE AND BRIAN.
YOU SAYS -- GUYS SAY YOU'RE GAY,
BUT YOU'RE BOTH CHEATING WITH
■EN WHO LOOK LE WOMEN.
I THERE'S DIFFERENCE, YOU
HAD AN OPERATION.
IF BOTH OF YOU ARE ATTRACTED TO
WHAT LOOK LIKE WOMEN IN THIS
CASE --
>> THAT LOOKS LIKE A WOMAN?
>> WHY NOT GO WITH A WOMAN TO
START WITH?
WHY NOT BE WITH A WOMAN TO START
WITH?y+
I'M NOT SAYING YOU SHOUL OR
SHOULDN'T, I JUST DON'T
UNDERSTAND IT.
YOU SAY YOU'RE ATTRACTED TO MEN,
BUT YOU GO WITH A MAN WHO LOOKS
LIKE A WOMAN.
>> I HAVE A [BEEP].
JERRY: I HAVE A DOG.
OK.
[BEEP]
[BEEP]
>> THERE'S NOTHING BETWEEN M
LEGS?
>> JERRY, DO YOU HAVE A LIGHTER?
BECAUSE I'M ABOUT TO MELT THAT
PLASTIC [BEEP].
[BEEP]
[BEEP]
JERRY: I'VE GOT TO END THIS.
[BEEP]
EEP]
[BEEP]
[BEEP]
>> YOU KNOW, WHAT HE'LL BE IN MY
BED TOMORROW NIGHT.
HE'LL BE PAYING MY BILLS
TOMORROW.
YOU AIN'T NOTHING.
YOU WILL NEVER BE NOTHING.
JERRY: ARE YOU GOING TO GO BACK
TO HIM
>> I DON'T KNOW.
JERRY: YOU DON'T KNOW.
[BEEP]
[BEEP]
[BEEP]
>> YOU KNOW YOU WANT THIS.
>> WHAT'S THIS THING GOT?
WHAT'S THIS THING GOT?
JERRY: WE'LL BE BACK.
JERRY: THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
[AUDIENCE CHANTING "JERRY"]
JERRY: THANK YOU.
OH, YOU'RE SO NICE.
THANK YOU.
THANK YOU.
THANK YOU.
HEY, ANDCOME BACK.
WE'RE TALKING TODAY TO PEOPLE --
HEY -- OK.
OK.
YOU JUST GOT OUT.
NO, THANKS.
HEY, TODAY WE'RE TALKING TO
PEOPLE WHO HAVE BEEN KEEPING A
SECRET FROM THEIR LOVERS AND
THEY SAY THEY AREDY COME
PLEASE MEET CHRIS.
CRASTE SAYS THAT -- CHRIS SAY
HE'S HIS GIRLFRIEND HAS
SUSPECTED THAT HE'S GATE.
WHAT'S GOING
>> I'VE BEEN IN A RELATIONSHIP
FOR FOUR YEAITH A GIRL AND
)aI'VE BEEN CHEATING ONER.
I THINK IT'STIME TO TELL HER
AND LET HER KNOW.
>> YOU HAVE BEEN CHEATING ON
HER.
DO YOU LIK BETTER BEING WITH
WOMEN OR GUYS?
>> ACTUALLY I'M GAY.
JERRY: THEN WHY WOULD YOU BE
WITH HER FOR FOUR YEARS?
>> WELL, IT WAS SEX AND SHE KIND
OF FELL IN LOVE AND I S IT
WAS MORE FOR THE MONEY --
JERRY: SHE P YOU?
>> SHE GIVES ME ATTENTION.
SHE GIVES ME A LOT OF ATTENTION.
JERRY: A LOT OF ATTENTION YOU
COULDN'T GET FROM A GUY?
>> RIGHT.
[BEEP]
JERRY: ARE THERE EVER MOMENTS
THAT'RE WITH HER AND YOU
Y, YOU KNO WHAT, MAYBE I
OUGHT TO BEIT A WOMAN?
>> MAYBE I SHOULD WHAT?
JERRY: ARE THERE MOMENTS YOU'RE
WITH HER AND THINK THIS IS MAYBE
WHERE I REALLY BELONG?
>> NO.
JERRY: WHY WOULDN'T YOU TELL HER
THAT YOU'RE GAY?
>> WELL --
[BEEP]
>> A LOT OF OUR FRIENDS ARE GAY
RRY: SHE N IDEA? BARS TOGETHE T.
>> I'M SURE SHE SUSPECTS.
JERRY: WHAT'S GOING TO HN
WHEN YOU TELLER?
>> I'M NOT SURE.
I'M SURE SHE'S GOING TO BE
UPSET.
JERRY: OK.
[BEEP]
SNINES, TH HERE IS B
>> HEY, WH UEERING]
RBEEP]
[BEEP]
JERRY: HI, BAMBI, WELL COL COME
TO THE SHOW.
>> HI,
JERRY: YOU GUYS HAVE BEEN
TOGETHER FOR FOUR YEARS?
>> YES, OFF AND ON FOR FOUR
YEARS.
JERRY: YOU LOVE HIM?
>> YEAH, VERY DEARLY.
Y: THAT'S GOOD.
DID YOU TWO MEET?
>> THROUGH MY BROTHER.
[BEEP]
JERRY: WHY DON'T YOU -- WHY
DON'T YOU TALK TO HER.
>> WELL, YOU KNOW I BROUGHT YOU
HERE TODAY, BAMBI BECAUSE I WANT
TO TELL YOU SOMET.
U KN LOVE YND CARE
ABOUT YOU.
[BEEP]
JERRY: WHAT A GUY.
>> YOU KNOW I'VE BEEN THROUGH A
LOT OF STUFF IN THE LAST FOUR
YEARS, BUT I BROUGHT YOU ON THE
SHOW TODAY TO TELL YOU THAT I'M
GAY.
>> WHAT?
YOU'RE [BEEP] GAY?
[BEEP]
[BEEP]
>> YOU KNOW,HEOUR YEARS
DID YOU FORGET TO TELMEBODY
YOU'RE GAY?
[AUDIENCE CHEERING]
>> I MEAN -- I MEAN --
>> YOU MEAN WHAT,?
YOU MEAN YOU WANT TO BE WITH ME,
YOU MEAN YOU DON W TO BE
WITH ME?
YOAN CTMAS TIME YOU
WANT TO TAKE ME BACK TO YOU --
SO YOU CAN GET THE CELL PHONE?
SO YOU CAN GET THE DAMN GIFTS?
WHY?
DOES THE GUY NOT GIVE YOU
[BEEP]?
CTION YOU WANT FROM SOMEBODYOR
ELSE?
[AUDIENCE CHEERING]
>> HOLD ON.
OK.
I MEAN WE GO OUT TO THE GAY BARS
TOGETHER, BAMBI, A LOT OF OUR
FRIENDS ARE GAY.
I'M TRYING TO THROW YOU HINTS --
>> HOW DO YOU THROW SOMEBODY A
HINT.
YOU OPEN UP YOUR MOUTH PEAST AND
YOU TELL THE CHRIS, I'M GAY!
JERRY: SHE'S GOT A LOT OF GOOD
IDEAS.
[BEEP]
[BEEP]
>> YOU KNOW THE SART A
YOE WORLD. IS I WOULD HAVE GAVE
YOU KNOW, YOU WERE MY BEST
FRIEND, YOU WERE THE O
STRAIGHT FRIEND I HAD.
NOW I DON'T EVEN HAVE THAT, YOU
KNOW.
[BEEP]
>> RIGHT.
IT'S LIKE, YOU KNOW, WE WENT
OUT, BAMBI, YOU'VEEN G
COME ON TO ME, YOU'VE SE
COME ON TO GUYS.
I'VE SEEN GIRLS COME ON TO YOU.
YOU'VE SEEN GUYS COME ON TO ME,
BUT YOU DON'T SEE ME SPREADING
MY LEGS AND DIVING IN.
[BEEP]
[BEEP]
Y: OK.
THERE'S MORE T TOLD.
STITH US.
>>AUT OF ALL THE GAY MEN --
[BEEP]
[BEEP]
[BEEP]
JERRY: THANK YOU.
JERRY: THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
THANK YOU.
WELCOME BACK.
IFIN US, CHRIS AND
BAMBI HAVE BEEN TOGETHER FOUR
YEARS AND CHRIS JUST TOLD BAMBI
THAP EVEN THOUGH THEY'VE BEEN
TOGETHER FOUR YEARS, HE TOLD HER
THAT HE'S GAY AND BAMBI IS
I WAS COMING. IDEA FL
>> YOUUSPECTED IT.
YOU KNEW.
>> SUSPECTED?
MY BIG ***.
>> HOLD UP.
I'VE GOT SOMETHING TO SAY.
[AUDIENCE CHANTING "JERRY"]
>> I'VE GOT SOMETHING TO SAY.
NOT ONLY A I GAYBAMBI,
ALSO HAVE HAD ANOTHER LOVER FOR
FIVE YEARS.
[BEEP]
>> I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOUR GOAL
IS OR WHAT YOUR PURPOSE ON
BRINGING ME HERE TODAY IS, BUT I
HOPE YOU AND YOUR BOYFRIEND ARE
SO HAPPY, IT'S UNREAL.
[AUDIECHEERING]
>> IT'S ALL GOOD.
IT'S ALL .
>> OH, I KNOW IT'S ALL GOOD.
TELL THE AUDIENCE WHERE YOU WERE
AT LAST NIGHT, CHRIS.
TELL THEM.
YOU WERE --
[BEEP]
>> IT'S ALL GOOD.
[BEEP]
>> WHILE I'M ON THE PHONE NOT
GETTING NO SLEEPNTING TO K
NIGHT.
YEAH, YOU THINK IT'S ALL GOOD
BECAUSE YOU'RE NOT SITTING IN
THE RECEIVING SEAT HERE.
YOU KNOW YOU'RE THE ONE DISHING
OUT THE STUFF.
IT'S ALL GOOD FOR YOU.
JERRY: HONG HAVE YOUN
OTH PERSON?
>> JERRY, HE AND I HAVE BEEN
KIND OF KICKING IT THE LAST FIVE
YEARS.
>> DO WHAT?
FIVE YEARS?
>> YES.
JERRY: THE WHOLE TIME THAUF BEEN
WITH -- WAIT A MINUTE.
WAIT A MINUTE.
BUT HE DON'T HAVE ENOUGH TIME TO
TELL ME IN FOUR YEARS THAT WE'VE
BEEN SEEING EACH OTHER THAT
AY,T YOU WERE GAY A
YEAR BEFORE WE STATED GOING OUT?
[BEEP]
[BEEP]
AUDI CHAUNCHAUN --
[AUDIENCE CHANTING "JERRY"]
JERRY: LET'S BRING OUT.
LET'S BRING OUT THE GUY YOU'VE
BEEN WITH FOR FIVE YEARS.
>> OH, YEAH, I WOULD LOVE TO --
LOVE TO MEET HIM.
JERRY: HERE IS ROB.
[BEEP]
[BEEP]
>> YOU CAN HAVE HIM.
>> LOORE.
[BEEP]
[BEEP]
[BEEP]
[BEEP]
[BEEP]
[BEEP]
>> YOU ARE DISGUSTING.
>> SIT DOWN.
[BEE
[BEEP]
[BEEP]
[BEEP]
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>> YOU CHOOSING HIM OUTF ALL
THE GAY MEN, YOU CHOSE HIM?
[BEEP]
[BEEP]
[BEEP]
[BEEP]
[BEEP]
[BEEP]
[BEEP]
[BEEP]
[BEEP]
>> IT'S ALL GOOD.
[BEEP]
[BEEP]
[BEEP]
[BEEP]
[BEEP]
[BEEP]
[BEEP]
>> SIT DOWN, ***.
[BEEP]
[BEEP]
[BEEP]
[BEEP]
[BEEP]
>> YOU AIN'T NOTHING BUT MONEY,
THAT'S ALL YOU ARE.
MONEY.
JERRY: YOU GUYS KNOW EACH OTHER,
OBVIOUSLY?
>> YEAH, WE KNOW EACH OTHER.
JERRFRIEND IS HERE.
HERE IS BAMBI'S FRIEND MELISSA.
[BEEP]
[BEEP]
[BEEP]
[BEEP]
[BEEP]
[BEEP]
[BEEP]
[BEEP]
[BEEP]
[BEEP]
[BEEP]
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>> IS THAT WHO YOU'RE WITH RIG
[BEEP]
[BEEP]
[BEEP]
>> YOU CAN'T HANDLE IT BECAUSE
SHE AIN'T GAY.
>> REALLY?
IT'S ALL GOOD.
I'M GOING TO GET ALL OF YOU ALL
WHEN WE GET HOME.
I'M NOT WORRIED ABOUT YOU,
***.
JERRY: WHY WOULDN'T YOU TELL
HER?
I MEAN YOU'VE GOT TO A --
>> COME ON, J, LIKE I SAID,
WE GO TO GAY CLUBS TOGETHE WE
PARTY TOGETHER.
LIKE 90% OF OUR GAYS ARE GAY OR
TRANSSEXUALS OR SOMETHING --
JERRY: IS THIS LIKE IN A CERTAIN
NEIGHBORHOOD?
>> SHE HASN'T CAUGHT ON BY NOW?
IF SHE CAN'T --
JERRY: MELISSA, WHAT DO YOU WANT
TO SAY?
>> FOR FOUR YEARS YOU'VE BEEN
DATING HER --
>> SHE'S A CHEAP *** ANYWAY.
[BEEP]
[BEEP]
[BEEP]
[BEEP]T SHUT YOUR MOUTH.
[BEEP]
[BEEP]
[AUDIENCE CHEERING]
[AUDIENCE CHANTING "JERRY"]
JERRY: WE'LL BE BACK.
[AUDIENCE CHANTING "JERRY"]
JERRY: THANK YOU.
THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
THANK YOU.
MY GUESTS TODAY SAY IT'S TIME
THAT THEOV KNOW T ARE
GAY.
PLEASE MEET TASHA.
TASHA SAY HER BOYFRIEND THINKS
THEY'RE ON THEIR WAY DOWN THE(
AISLE, BUT SHE NEEDS TO TELL HIM
THAT HE'S NOT HER TYPE ANYMORE.
WHAT'S GOING ON?
>> WELL, I HAVE A BOY FRIEND AND
A GIRLFRIEND, JERRY --
[AUDIENCE CHEERING]
>> AND NEITHER T K
ABOUT EACH OTHER.
JERRY: MAYBE YOU CAN FIX THEM
UP.
SO GO AHEAD.
>> WELL, I HAVEN'T TOLD MY
BOYFRIEND THAT I'M GAY IN THE
TWO YEARS WE'VE BEEN TOGETHER
BECAUSE HE THINKS THE WHOLE GAY
THING AN HOME SEXUALITY IS
NASTY.
WHATEVER.
HE -- IF I HAD TOLD HIM, HE
WOULD HAVE KICKED MY *** OR
SOMETHING, SO I COULDN'T TEM
HIM.
BUT MY GIRL, SHE THINKS -- SHE
SEITY AT FIRST SHE T MY
BUT T HER THAT ASI HAD J
I'VE BEEN LYING TO HER THE WHOLE
TIME AND I'VE BEEN MESSING WITH
HIM.
[BEEP]
[BEEP]
>> BUT I'M GOING TO TELL THEM
THAT I DON'T WANT HIM, I WANT
HER.
JERRY: YOU'RE GOING TO TELL HER
THAT YOU WANT HER HIM?IGHT
[AUDIENCE CHEERING]
[BEEP]
[BEEP]
JERRY: ALL RIGHT.
WELL, LET'S BRING HER OUT.
HERE IS YOUR -- HOW LONG HAVE
YOU BEEN WITH HER?
>> I'VE BEEN KNOWING TIKI FOR A
YEAR, BUT BEEN SEXUALLYIVE
FOR FOUR MONTHS.
JERRY: HERE IS TIKI.
[AUDIENCE CHEERING]
[BEEP]
[BEEP]
>> I CARE ABOUT YOU A WHOLE LOT,
BUT -- AND YOU KNOW THAT THE
THREE MONTHS WE'VE BEEN TOGETHER
HAVE BEEN AWESOME.
BUT YOU KNOW YOU THOUGHT I HAD■
STOPPED MESSING THE -- WITH THE
BOYS COMPLETELY?
>> MM-HMM.
>> BUT I HAVEN'T.
I MEAN I'VE BEEN STILL DATING MY
-- YOU REMEMBER I TOLD YOU I HAD
THE BIEND, YOU THOUGHT I
LEFT HIM ALOFPBLEE
>> I THOUGHT YOU BROKE UP WITH
HIM.
>> BUT I DIDN'T.
I'VE BEEN MESSING WITH HIM.
>> YOU'RE STILL MESSING WITH HIM
NOW?
>> YEAH, I MESSED WITH HIM LAST
NIGHT.
>> YOU DONE WHAT?
HOW YOU -- I THOUGHT YOU
STOPPED?
>> I WAS SCARED HE WOULD KICK MY
***.
>> WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME?
I'M A VERY UNDERSTANDING PERSON
MANY
>> YOU'RE GOING TO KICKUú.UE1HÑq
[AUDIENCE CHANTING "JERRY"]
JERRY: THANK YOU.
>> CAN I ASK IT NOW?
JERRY: YES.
>> MY QUESTION IS TO BAMBI.
HAS CHRIS EVER BEEN ABUVE TO
YOU?
>> TELL THE TRUTH.
>> YEAH, ON SEVERAL OCCASIONS.
[BEEP]
[BEEP]
[BEEP]
[BEEP]
[AUDIENCE JEERING]
>> I WAS JUST WONDERING BECAUSE
HIS BOYFRIEND'S TEETH ARE ALL
KNOCKED OUT.
>> IAT YOU'RE IN THE
CLOSET?
>> THE QUESTION IS FOR THE
BROTHER IN THE BROWN WITH THE
GOW TEE.
YOU SHOULD GIVE IT TO THE LADY
IN THE RED, I GUARANTEE YOU --
[BEEP]
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[BEEP]
>> YOU LOOK LIKE MARVIN GAY
TH
YOU'RE A FINE ONE TO TALK,
CLOSET.
[BEEP]
[BEEP]
>> WHY DOES EVERYBODY HAVE TO BE
IN THE CLOSET WITH YOU PEOPLE
DOWN HERE?
>> WHAT ABOUT YOU, ***?
[BEEP]
[BEEP]
[BEEP]
[BEEP]
[BEEP]
[BEEP]
>> I DIDN'T HAVE TO PAY FOR
MINE.
GOD GAVE THEM TO ME.
>> I WOULDN'T PAY FOR THAT.
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>> I WOULDN'T PAY FOR THAT.
>> WHAT IS THAT FERMA --
FERMALDI.
JERRY: IF THIS CONTINUES, I'M
GOING TO MAKE HER DROP HER DRESS
AGAIN.
>> WHERE ARE YOU FROM?
>> FROM CINCINNATI.
>> DID YOU EAT PIZZA WHILE YOU
WERE HERE?
>> WHY DID YOU?
WE'VE GOT OUR WHOOP *** TOO.
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>> LOOK AT YOU --
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>> WHY DON'T YOU GET A PRESS OUT
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>> IT'S REAL!
>> ARE YOU TWO GETTING BACK
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>> OF COURSE.
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>> IS THERE A PROBLEM WITH IT?
IT DON'T AFFECT NONE OF YOU
THERE S NO OF Y HAVE TO
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ALL OF YOU ALL WORRY ABOUT --
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>> AND DEAL WITH THAT.
LEAVE MINE ALONE.
JERRY: GO AHEAD.
>> I'VE GOT TWO THINGS TO SAY TO
THE THING IN THE RED.
YOU LOOK LIKE YOU GOT BEAT WITH
ANY STICK.
ARE YOU A KIDS ON THE
BLOCK WANNABE?
YOU LOOK LIKE A *** FOR REAL.
>> HERE COMES TERRELL.
>> YOU KNOW, FIRST OF ALL, MY
MAN WITH THE SILVER TEETH,
U'VE GOT -
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>> IT'S ALL GOLD, BABY.
>> IT DON'T MATTER.
>> CAN YOU AFFORD?
>> YES, I CAN.
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>> BUT IF LOOKS LIKE --
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HEY, HEY --
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>> IN RED -- WHY DON'T YOU GO --
>> SIT YOUR *** DOWN.
>> WHY -- YOU ARE PITIFUL.
PITIFUL.
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>> THIS IS FOR MESHELL.
IF YOU USED TO BE A DUDE?
WHY DO YOU RUN LIKE A LITTLE
*** EVTIME SOMEBODY GETS
>> I'T HEAR.
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>> I GOT A QUESTION TO YOU IN
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>> ARE YOU THE BRIDE OF FRANKEN
STEIN?
>> LOOK ALL THAT HAIR UP ON HER
HEAD.
THAT LOOKS LIKE A HORSE'S HAIR.
I'M NOT GOING TO COMMENT ON
THAT MEDUSA.
>> MEDUSA?
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HEY -- HEY, OVER THERE, YOU.
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THAT'S MY HOMEO.
>> I DIDN'T HEAR YOUR ANSWER
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HIM.
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>> WHAT YOU GOT TO SAY, BOY?
WHAT YOU GOT TO SAY?
WHAT YOU GOT TO SAY, ***?
YOU DONANT NONE OF ME.
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JERRY: I'LL BE BACK WITH A FINAL
THOUGHT.
JERRY: THANK YOU.
THANK YOU AND LET ME TAKE THIS
OPPORTUNITY TO THANK YOU ALL FOR
BEING ON THE SHOW AND I HOPE
YOU'RE ABLE TO MOVE ON FROM HERE
NOW THAT YOU'VE MADE DECISIONS
ABOUT YOUR RELATIONSHIPS AND
HAVE MORE PRODUCTIVE ONES.
IT IS A PERSONAL MATTER ABOUT
SOMEONE'S *** ORIENTATION.
BEING GAY OR BISEXUAL DOESN'T
MAKE YOU SPECIAL.
IT DOESN'T AFFORD YOU ANY EXTRA
PRIVILEGES OR EXEMIGSES.
WHEN ONE IS IN A RELATIONSHIP,
FIDELITY IS STILL EXPECTED AND
THE GUY CAN'T SAY, WELL, I LOVE
MY GIRLFRIEND, SHE CAN'T
IL HOMOSEXUAL NEEDS, SO
I NEED A MAN ON THE SIDE.
YOU CAN'T DO THE SAME WITH A
WOMAN.
RELATIONSHIPS ARE ABOUT MAKING
CHOICES, CHOOSING ONE OVER ALL
OTHERS AND CHOOSING TO BE AT
LEAST ROMANTICALLY WITH THAT --
WITH ONE PERSON EXCUSIVELY.
A COMMITTED RELATIONSHIP IS