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Life is good in Boston for a lot of reasons
Sports, food, culture
Life is good in Boston because of the people
I agree [laughter]
Life is good in Boston because of good friends
And good beer
Life is good in Boston because
I have my best friends
The people are salty, the beer is cold
And the wind blows high
Life is good in Boston because I love my job
Four leaf clovers, the MBTA
Sweet and salty pickles
Ducklings, sweatpants to bahs
Beautiful girls with green eyes
Chocolate chocolate chocolate with bacon
The Yankees don't play here
We have the best clam chowdah
We are the, uh, birthplace of liberty
We're progressive
I'm all about the food trucks
I like that you can walk everywhere
We have the Charles River
We're an hour away from New Hampshire
A couple hours away from Vermont
We have the beautiful harbor
In the fall you get the colors
And in the winter you can go snowboarding
You can get Ben & Jerry's on any corner
When you're sitting at Fenway
With a nice beer in your hand
Boston Red Sox for one
We are the champions of the world
Like totally wicked dude
Totally wicked good
Totally wicked good
Wicked pissah kid
Life is good in Boston because of the word Boston
Because it's symmetrical and
Nice consonants and round
A unicorn fart I think would
Probably come out as a rainbow
And also smell like skittles
Unicorn farts are great because
If a unicorn's busy farting
He's not hitting you with that horn
You unicorn fart starts like
[Noise]
And then glitter and butterflies and roses
[Laughter]
If a furry grey thing came down
And nestled in my face
I'd probably nestle back