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TOMMY: PREVIOUSLY ON BROTHERHOOD:
MICHAEL: MR. NOZZOLI.
I LOST A SHITLOAD OF MONEY
BECAUSE OF YOU MORONS.
WHATEVER IT IS YOU WANT DONE,
WE'LL DO IT.
I'M NOT ONE OF YOUR ***' BOYS, FREDDIE.
OKAY? I GOT DUTY.
SO MAKE IT PART OF YOUR DUTY.
MARY-KATE: I CANCELED YOUR 3:00 WITH THE, UH, LATIN COUNCIL.
THE LATIN COUNCIL CONTROL THE BULK OF THE HISPANIC VOTE.
EDGAR, I'M-I'M SORRY.
YOU WILL ALWAYS PUT THE IRISH FIRST.
THAT'S NOT TRUE.
AT SOME POINT,
WE WERE GONNA STOP BEING FRIENDS.
I JUST DIDN'T THINK THAT IT WAS TODAY.
RACIST POLICING IS BAD POLICING.
TOMMY: WHAT HAPPENED TODAY ON CLANCY STREET
WAS NOT RACIST!
WELL, THEN HOW COME ONLY LATINOS WERE HURT?
BECAUSE ONLY LATINOS WERE DEALING DRUGS.
YOU'RE GRANDSTANDING!
DO YOU HAVE A COLLEGE STUDENT,
OR A MISTRESS, OR WHATEVER?
NO.
EILEEN: WOULD YOU TELL ME IF YOU DID?
(PANTING)
TOMMY: NO.
IT'S A NICE LITTLE ROOM FOR A BABY, DON'T YOU THINK?
YEAH.
MICHAEL: ***!
I CAN'T DO IT.
THIS'LL MAKE A NICE TV ROOM.
HELLO. HOW ARE YOU? TOM CAFFEE.
RUNNING FOR RE-ELECTION TODAY IN THE 7TH.
TOM CAFFEE. I'M RUNNING FOR RE-ELECTION.
HOW ARE YOU?
TOM CAFFEE RUNNING FOR RE-ELECTION IN THE 7TH.
HOW ARE YA?
OH. PAT. HELLO.
GOOD TO SEE YOU, DARLING. HOW ARE YOU?
TOM CAFFEE. HOW ARE YOU?
I'M RUNNING FOR RE-ELECTION.
I APPRECIATE YOUR VOTE. THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
I WANT YOU TO TAKE YOUR DOOR KNOCKERS;
YOU GO HOUSE TO HOUSE,
YOU KNOCK, YOU WAIT FIVE SECONDS,
YOU KNOCK AGAIN.
IF THEY'RE HOME, YOU BE POLITE,
SHAKE THEIR HANDS,
GIVE 'EM A COPY OF THE SLATE LIKE THIS -
FACE OUT -
SO THE FIRST THING THEY SEE
IS TOMMY'S NAME.
IF YOU KNOCK TWICE AND NO ONE ANSWERS,
YOU HANG THE KNOCKER ON THE *** FACE OUT -
FACE OUT -
SO THE FIRST THING THEY SEE
IS TOMMY'S NAME.
MOE: THERE YOU GO, MR. CAVANAUGH,
ONE STEP AT A TIME.
I HAVE TO GO BACK UPSTAIRS.
NO, NO, NO, NO, MR. CAVANAUGH,
YOU GOTTA GO TO THE VAN.
I HAVE TO GO TO THE BATHROOM.
NO, YOU CAN GO TO THE BATHROOM AFTER YOU VOTE.
DO YOUR CIVIC DUTY, THEN YOU GO TO THE BATHROOM.
MR. CAVANAUGH: DON'T PUSH. I GOT VERTIGO, YOU KNOW.
MOE: YEAH, I GOT SYPHILIS.
OYE!
WHICH ONE OF YOU FARTED?
I CAN TASTE IT.
BIG DAY FOR YOUR BROTHER.
YEAH.
YOU KNOW, I GOT THIS *** THING SOMEWHERE.
IT'S A SHAME THE WAY HE AND THE MAYOR
ARE ALWAYS GOING AT IT HAMMER AND TONGS, YOU KNOW?
(BOXES RUSTLE)
WELL, YOU KNOW, THE TWO OF US JUST HAVE TO SET AN EXAMPLE
FOR THEM.
WHAT THE ***?
OH, GEE...
(CHUCKLES)
THE FINEST ANISETTE
YOU CAN SMUGGLE THROUGH CUSTOMS.
I APPRECIATE YOU UNDERSTANDING
MY NEED FOR DISCRETION.
IT'S A SENSITIVE SITUATION,
DON'T REALLY WANT TO BE TIED TO.
I'M HONORED TO BUILD ON OUR FRIENDSHIP.
THE ROAD TO FRIENDSHIP IS PAVED WITH BABY STEPS.
THEY GOT A CONTRACTOR COMIN' IN FROM OUT OF TOWN.
HE NEEDS AN ESCORT.
(RIFLES THROUGH HIS POCKET)
(SLAPS KEYS ON THE TABLE)
KEYS TO A CLEAN WORK CAR.
YOU PICK HIM UP, YOU TAKE HIM TO THE PLACE,
HE DOES THE DEED,
YOU TAKE HIM TO THE TRAIN STATION
IN TIME FOR THE 3:50 BACK TO CONNECTICUT.
EASY AS PIE.
I'LL PASS ON THE ANISETTE.
I KNOW THAT'S GOOD ***,
BUT TO ME,
IT ALWAYS TASTED LIKE TAR PAPER.
YOU SURE YOU'RE ITALIAN?
YOU LIKE BREAKIN' BALLS, HUH?
CAN I ASK YOU SOMETHIN'?
THIS GUY YOU GONNA CLIP?
WHAT HE DO?
LITTLE OF THIS, LITTLE OF THAT.
KATH: (RIFLES THROUGH PAPERS)
UH...
I NEED MY PURSE.
JUST UM...
NEED TO FIND MY PURSE.
(METALLIC JINGLING)
(UNZIPS ZIPPER, CONTENTS OF PURSE JINGLE)
UM...
DO YOU THINK THEY TAKE A CHECK, OR DO I NEED CASH?
DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT.
MICHAEL GAVE ME ENOUGH TO TAKE CARE OF EVERYTHING.
THE CLINIC'S ONLY 10 MINUTES AWAY.
IF YOU WANT,
WE HAVE TIME FOR YOU TO HAVE A DRINK BEFORE WE GO.
DON'T DO THAT.
OKAY. DON'T BE NICE TO ME.
I KNOW YOU'RE TRYING TO BE NICE TO ME.
YOU JUST NEED TO DRIVE ME TO THE CLINIC
SO I CAN DO THIS.
ALL RIGHT.
BESIDES I THINK THEY SAID I'M NOT SUPPOSED TO UH...
DRINK ANYTHING FOR 12 HOURS BEFORE I, UH...
PROBABLY SMART.
(PURSE JINGLES)
(WATER SPRAYS)
FRANKLIN: DETECTIVE GIGGS.
DID YOU VOTE YET?
DECLAN: NO, NOT YET.
FRANKLIN: IT'S A PRIVILEGE NOT TO BE TAKEN LIGHTLY.
UH...
I GOT WORD FROM FREDDIE CORK VIA MOE RILEY.
HE WANTS ME TO HELP TURN OUT THE VOTE
FOR TOM CAFFEE.
(CONTEMPLATIVE BREATH)
CAN I ASSUME YOU WON'T BE DOING ANYTHING
IN VIOLATION OF THE LAW?
ABSOLUTELY.
IT'S VERY IMPORTANT THAT YOUR BEHAVIOR
DOES NOT IMPUGN THE INTEGRITY OF MY OFFICE.
(LOW HUM OF TRAFFIC)
RIGHT.
(DOOR OPENS NEARBY, HEAVY APPROACHING FOOTFALLS)
ALEX: HEY TOMMY, WE'VE GOT THE PHOTOGRAPHER.
PHOTOGRAPHER: SMILE THERE. (CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS)
LOOK AT EACH OTHER.
VERY NICE.
OKAY.
THANK YOU.
THANK YOU, THANK YOU.
GREAT. THANKS.
SO WHERE TO NEXT?
TOMMY: HIT THE CORNERS, SHAKE SOME HANDS.
ALEX HAS MY SCHEDULE.
HEY, LISTEN, WHY DON'T YOU UH,
HEAD ON DOWN TO THE PHONE BANKS?
ARE YOU SURE YOU DON'T WANT ME WITH YOU?
(STAMMERING)
YOU'LL BE MORE HELP AT THE PHONE BANK.
REALLY. DIVIDE AND CONQUER.
I'M JUST GONNA BE DISTRACTED ALL DAY.
ALEX: TOMMY, I GOT THE CAR OUT FRONT.
OKAY.
UH, WAIT.
OH, MARY-KATE PUT THAT ON ME.
THERE.
NOW YOU LOOK LIKE YOU HAVE THE LUCK OF THE IRISH.
I LOVE YOU.
TOM CAFFEE.
GOOD TO SEE YOU.
(HOLLOW PATTER OF FOOTSTEPS)
(CAR SLOWS AND SHUTS OFF)
WILLIAM: RHYS, IT HAS BEEN A JOY AND A PLEASURE.
HEY.
I'LL BE RIGHT WITH YOU.
THERE YOU GO.
YOU THE GUY I'M LOOKING FOR?
WHO ELSE WOULD I BE?
YOU WANT SOME COFFEE?
THERE'S A FREE BREAKFAST BUFFET INSIDE.
LOUSY COFFEE BUT IT'S HOT.
NO, I'M ALL SET.
GOT THE ADDRESS?
YEAH.
WHY DON'T YOU POP THE TRUNK,
WE'LL GO.
(HUM OF TRAFFIC)
ROSE: DON'T FORGET TO VOTE.
VOTE FOR TOMMY CAFFEE
AND THE ENDORSED DEMOCRATIC SLATE.
DON'T FORGET NOW.
VOTE FOR TOM CAFFEE, SIR,
AND THE ENTIRE DEMOCRATIC SLATE.
VOTE FOR TOM CAFFEE.
DON'T FORGET TO VOTE!
OH, MAEVE. AH!
YOU DIDN'T VOTE YET.
I KNOW BY YOUR GUILTY EYES.
WELL, I WAS GONNA GO,
BUT I HAVE TO RUN SOME GROCERIES
UP TO MY MOTHER-IN-LAW IN WOONSOCKET.
VOTE FOR TOM CAFFEE, THANK YOU.
DON'T FORGET TO STOP AND VOTE FOR TOMMY
AND GIVE THESE OUT TO ANYONE YOU SEE.
VOTE FOR TOM CAFFEE.
MISS?
VOTE FOR TOM CAFFEE.
(OVERLAPPING CHATTER OF THE PRESS)
HERE YOU GO, MR. MAYOR.
MORNING. GOOD MORNING.
GONNA GET TO THE POLLS TODAY, RIGHT?
HEY, YOU GONNA GET TO THE POLLS TODAY?
JIM GREEN-KEYES.
NEW REPRESENTATION FOR THE HILL.
JIM GREEN-KEYES.
NEW REPRESENTATION FOR THE HILL.
JIM GREEN-KEYES. HOW ARE YOU?
MAYOR: LET'S GET SOME CHANGE UP ON THE HILL.
PLEASE VOTE TODAY.
MORNING. JIM GREEN-KEYES.
GREEN-KEYES: BRING SOME HONESTY TO THE HILL, ALL RIGHT.
MAYOR: GET SOME FAIR AND HONEST REPRESENTATION ON THE HILL
FOR A CHANGE.
PLEASE, JIM GREEN-KEYES, STATE REP.
GOOD MORNING. GOOD MORNING.
YOU READY TO VOTE TODAY?
(OVERLAPPING CHATTER)
MAEVE: LOOK, THEY FORGOT THE "S" IN "FACES."
IT SHOULD BE "FACES OF REFORM."
(DOOR SQUEAKS OPEN)
(CLOMP OF FOOTSTEPS)
DECLAN: I'LL GET A JAMESON'S ROCKS,
BEER BACK.
YOU BOYS BEEN TO THE POLLS?
(LAUGHING)
GO VOTE.
COME BACK I'LL BUY YOU TWO SHOTS.
ONE VOTE, TWO SHOTS.
TELL YOUR FRIENDS. I'LL BE HERE ALL DAY.
(DOOR SQUEAKS OPEN)
(DOOR SQUEAKING)
(DOOR SHUTS)
(KNOCKS ON DOOR)
(KNOCKS ON DOOR)
(CAR DOOR SQUEAKS)
(APPROACHING CAR WHIRS)
(TRUNK CLICKS)
(VEST RUSTLES)
WILLIAM: NOT ALLERGIC TO LATEX, ARE YA?
NO.
(LATEX GLOVES SNAP AS THEY'RE PUT ON)
YOU GOT QUITE A REPUTATION.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.
NO, I DON'T.
OKAY. (PHONE RINGS)
YEAH, BUNNY?
ALL RIGHT, WHAT DID BAXTER DO NOW?
WHAT DO YOU MEAN? ON THE UH...
ON THE RUG, OR JUST THE CORNER?
(WHISPERS TO MICHAEL) GRAB THE PRY BAR.
ALL RIGHT, WELL...
JUST PUT SOME RESOLVE ON IT.
I'LL TAKE CARE OF IT WHEN I GET HOME.
(LOCK CLICKS, DOOR OPENS)
(DOOR CLOSES)
HIS CAR'S IN THE DRIVEWAY SO THIS SHOULDN'T TAKE LONG.
(FLOOR CREAKS LOUDLY UNDER FOOT)
(FLOOR CREAKS UPSTAIRS)
(UPSTAIRS DOOR OPENS AND CLOSES)
(THUNK OF DESCENDING FOOTSTEPS)
ARE WE GOOD?
NOBODY HOME.
HI, I'M CALLING ON BEHALF OF REPRESENTATIVE TOM CAFFEE
AND THE DEMOCRATIC PARTY.
I'M JUST CALLING TO SEE IF YOU'VE VOTED YET TODAY
AND IF YOU HAVEN'T,
IF YOU'D LIKE US TO ARRANGE A RIDE
TO THE POLLS FOR YOU.
UH, FANTASTIC. OKAY, GREAT.
HI, I'M CALLING ON BEHALF OF REPRESENTATIVE TOM CAFFEE
AND THE DEMOCRATIC PARTY.
TOM CAFFEE IS THE ONLY CANDIDATE ON THE BALLOT
WITH THE CLOUT TO BRING REAL HEALTH CARE REFORM
TO RHODE ISLAND.
HI, I'M CALLING ON BEHALF OF REPRESENTATIVE TOM CAFFEE.
I'M JUST CALLING TO SEE IF YOU'VE VOTED YET TODAY,
AND IF YOU HAVEN'T,
IF YOU'D LIKE US TO ARRANGE A RIDE
TO THE POLLS FOR YOU.
MAN: I HAVEN'T VOTED
AND I DON'T NEED YOUR STINKIN' RIDE.
UM...
W-WELL, UM... COULD I, COULD I-
MAN: *** OFF!
TOMMY: I'M WORKING FOR YOU GUYS. I REALLY AM.
AND YOU REMEMBER, UNIVERSAL HEALTH CARE
HAS GOTTA BE TAKEN CARE OF AT A STATE LEVEL.
TOMMY?
YEAH, WHAT IS IT, MA?
I JUST SAW THE MAYOR
WITH YOUR OPPONENT JIM GREEN-KEYES.
THEY WERE SHAKING HANDS OUTSIDE THE DUNKIN' DONUTS.
WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO ABOUT IT?
THEY ARE SLANDERING YOU, TOMMY.
IT'S POLITICS, MA.
ALEX: THE MAYOR WANTS THE LATINO VOTE.
SO TO CURRY FAVOR, HE'S MAKING A SYMBOLIC SHOW
OF SUPPORTING GREEN-KEYES.
THERE'S NOTHING SYMBOLIC ABOUT THIS FLIER.
OR THE HORDES THEY HAD WITH THEM
OUTSIDE DUNKIN' DONUTS.
ALL RIGHT, CALL THE MAYOR
AND REGISTER OUR STRONG OBJECTION TO THIS FLIER,
AND THEN SUSS OUT
HOW BIG A PUSH THEY'RE MAKING
ON GREEN-KEYES' BEHALF.
YOU GOT IT.
HM?
NOW I GOTTA GET BACK TO WORK, MA.
HMM?
ED, YOU OLD DOG, HOW ARE YA?
(DINER DOOR OPENS)
MORNING. I'M JIM GREENS-KEYES;
I'M RUNNING FOR STATE REP.
I HOPE YOUR GET OUT AND VOTE.
MORNING. I'M JIM GREEN-KEYES.
RUNNING FOR STATE REP. GET OUT AND VOTE TODAY,
MORNING. JIM GREEN-KEYES. ALL RIGHT.
GET AND VOTE FOR ME, ALL RIGHT?
YOU THE NEW BOSS?
EXCUSE ME?
YOU KNOW,
"MEET THE NEW BOSS, SAME AS THE OLD BOSS."
ANY CANDIDATE PROMISING REFORM HAS A 10 YEAR LIFESPAN:
5 YEARS OF REFORM,
5 YEARS OF HANGING ON TO POWER.
THE HILL'S HAD TOMMY CAFFEE FOR 8.
JIM: HI, GOOD MORNING. JIM GREEN-KEYES.
HOW ARE YA?
I'M RUNNING FOR STATE REP.
HAVE YOU BEEN OUT TO VOTE TODAY YET?
(PHONE RINGS)
YOU DON'T HAVE TO STAY.
YOU ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO SAY THAT.
*** IT.
YOU DO WHAT YOU WANT.
YOU'VE GOT TWO.
YOU CAN HANDLE THREE.
I-I'D HAVE TO GET A NEW JOB,
AND MORE HOURS.
YOU COULD GET A COUSIN TO HELP OUT
DURING THE DAY.
MAYBE EDDIE'D HELP OUT.
OH GOD.
OH, EDDIE. (CHUCKLES)
HE'S NOT MICHAEL
IN THE BREADWINNING DEPARTMENT,
BUT...
YOU KNOW, I MEAN-
NO, HE'S EDDIE.
(CELL PHONE RINGS)
(GROANS)
WHAT DO YOU WANT?
SCOTT: I DIDN'T CALL TO FIGHT.
SO WHAT, YOU CALLED TO TELL ME
ABOUT THE BIG CUBAN *** YOU SUCKED LAST NIGHT?
HE WAS MEXICAN,
AND YOU CHEATED ON ME WAY BEFORE
I EVER CHEATED ON YOU.
LOOK, UM...
I'M REALLY BUSY RIGHT NOW.
WELL, I THOUGHT YOU'D WANT TO KNOW.
WE GOT SOME DATA FROM OUR EXIT POLLS -
YOUR BOY TOMMY'S IN TROUBLE.
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
SCOTT: THE MORNING DATA IS SHOWING A HUGE LATINO TURN OUT
PAIRED WITH SOFT NUMBERS IN THE IRISH WARDS.
IF THE TREND HOLDS,
YOUR GUY COULD GET BLINDSIDED.
YOU'RE SAYING WE COULD LOSE?
I THOUGHT I OWED YOU THE HEADS UP.
LOOK, WHY DON'T YOU COME BY SATURDAY.
I'LL MAKE SURE I'M NOT AROUND SO YOU CAN GET YOUR THINGS.
I'LL LEAVE THE PASTA MAKER AND HALF THE ALL-CLAD.
I APPRECIATE IT.
(CLEARS THROAT)
SO WHAT'S NEXT ON THE AGENDA?
I THINK OUR AGENDA JUST WENT KA-BLOOEY.
(GRAVEL CRUNCHES UNDER FOOT)
***. WHAT ARE THE LINES LIKE UP ON THE HILL?
A TWO-MINUTE WAIT AT MOST.
OFFICER SHEA: TOMMY, HEY.
WHAT BRINGS YOU DOWN TO SAMBA-LAND?
I'M JUST CHECKIN' OUT THE UH,
THE UH, THE TURNOUT.
YEAH. WHO KNEW SO MANY OF 'EM WERE ***' CITIZENS, HUH?
YEAH.
HAVE YOU VOTED YET?
NO. I MEAN, AFTER MY SHIFT.
BE SURE YOU DO.
OF COURSE. I MEAN...
IF YOU LOST BY ONE VOTE,
I'D BE THE ***, RIGHT?
YEAH.
(MAGAZINES THUD ONTO FLOOR)
THINK THEY'D HAVE SOME GOOD ROBERT LUDLUM OR SOMETHING.
WHAT DID THIS GUY DO ANYWAY?
WHO KNOWS?
DOES IT REALLY MATTER?
IF I DON'T PUSH THE BUTTON ON HIM
SOMEBODY ELSE WILL.
SO... (GROANS)
(EXHALES)
I'M GUESSING YOU DON'T HAVE A LOT OF FRIENDS,
RIGHT?
YOU EVER KILL A ***?
*** YOU.
WILLIAM: I PUSHED A BUTTON ON AN ENGLISH TEACHER ONCE.
HE WASN'T A PEDERAST, BUT HE WAS A ***.
TRUTH TO TELL,
*** ARE MUCH TOUGHER THAN STRAIGHT GUYS.
IT MAKES SENSE.
THE PSYCHOLOGICAL PAIN OF COMING OUT TOUGHENS THEM.
DRAG QUEENS ARE THE WORST.
YOU CAN'T GET 'EM TO SCREAM FOR NOTHING.
(DISBELIEVING BREATH)
MARY-KATE: JIMMY, WHAT ARE YA DOIN'?
YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE 5-BLOCKS OVER AT SULLIVAN BY NOW.
THERE'S A WOMAN,
SHE'S REPLACING THE KNOCKERS WITH HER KNOCKERS,
SO I CIRCLED BACK
AND OF COURSE SHE CIRCLED BACK.
JIMMY... (SIGHS)
WHAT? WHA?
I'M JUS- I'M JUST TRYIN' TO GET OUT TOMMY'S KNOCKERS.
WHAT ABOUT THE TEN OTHER BLOCKS OF HOUSES
YOU DIDN'T EVEN GET TO?
WELL... SHE WOULD REPLACE THEM
AND THEN... (STAMMERS)
NO ONE WOULD HAVE ANY OF THESE KNOCKERS.
JIMMY.
ONE KNOCKER, EACH DOOR.
GET 'EM OUT.
YOU'RE NOT BEING FAIR.
I PUT UP WITH A LOT AND YOU'RE NOT BEING FAIR.
PFFFT!
I KNOW, ONE KNOCKER EACH DOOR.
THERE HE IS, PRINCE OF THE HILL.
OH, GOOD. YOU GOT THE BAR ALL SET UP.
OH, NO, NO. GET THESE CHAIRS OUTTA HERE.
WE'RE GONNA NEED ALL THIS SPACE, ALL RIGHT?
TOMMY, WHICH TIE'S GONNA BE BETTER ON TV?
THE DARK ONE.
THE PATTERN ON THAT ONE'LL MORAY.
DON: RIGHT.
DID YOU KNOW THE MAYOR AND THE GOVERNOR
WERE COMING AFTER ME?
HEH. LIKE THEY AREN'T COMING AFTER ME?
WELL, THE DEMOGRAPHICS IN YOUR DISTRICT
AREN'T SLIDING THE WRONG DIRECTION.
AH, THE ***. GOOD.
PUT ALL THIS BEHIND THE BAR
EXCEPT THE GOOD SCOTCH;
I WANT YOU TO HIDE THAT IN THE CLOSET.
FOR FRIENDS ONLY, DO YOU UNDERSTAND?
MAN: YES SIR.
GOOD BOY.
(TAKES A DEEP BREATH, CLEARS THROAT)
I NEED THE CAGING LISTS.
I KNOW THE CHAIRMAN HAS THEM.
TOMMY, THE MAYOR AND THE GOVERNOR
ARE COMIN' AFTER YOU WITH A FEW GROUND TROOPS,
OKAY?
DO YOU REALLY WANNA TO GO NUCLEAR?
DON, THERE'S A 45-MINUTE LINE
OUTSIDE THE POLLS IN THE LOWER END.
YOU SERIOUS?
THEY FUNNELED A TON OF LATE MONEY
INTO THE RACE
THINKING MY PEOPLE WOULD BE COMPLACENT
AND THEY'D SNEAK UP ON ME.
NOW, IF I'M WANNA HOLD THEM OFF,
I NEED THE LISTS.
ALL RIGHT.
I GOTTA RUN IT BY THE CHAIRMAN.
NO, I DON'T HAVE TIME.
THE POLLS CLOSE AT 9
AND EVERY MINUTE I'M LOSING VOTES.
(DEEP BREATH)
ARE YOU SURE YOU WANNA GO SCORCHED EARTH?
THEY'RE THE ONES CAME GUNNING FOR ME.
(PHONE RINGING)
MAN: OFFICE OF ELECT TOM CAFFEE.
(KNOCKING)
MAN: YEAH.
WHAT'S UP?
TAKE THIS.
IT'S A CAGING LIST COMPILED BY THE PARTY.
I WANT YOU TO GO DOWN TO THE LOWER END,
AND STAND BY THE CHECK-IN TABLE.
NOW, IF ANYONE ON THE LIST SHOWS UP,
YOU CHALLENGE THEIR RESIDENCY
AND THEIR RIGHT TO VOTE.
IF THEY ASK TO CAST A PROVISIONAL BALLOT, FINE,
BUT YOU DON'T TELL THEM THEY HAVE THE RIGHT.
MOST OF THE PEOPLE ON THE LIST
WON'T EVEN SPEAK GOOD ENGLISH,
SO WITH A LITTLE LUCK THEY'LL JUST WALK AWAY.
I'M TRUSTING YOU WITH THIS, KATIE,
BECAUSE YOU'RE MY SISTER.
YOU KNOW, WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO?
THEY'RE NOT EXACTLY PLAYING
BY THE MARQUIS-OF-QUEENSBURY RULES EITHER.
I LOVE YOU, KATIE.
COME ON, GIVE ME SEVEN GOOD HOURS ON THIS,
AND I'LL NEVER FORGET IT.
(LOUD BAR CHATTER)
(COINS CLINK IN MACHINE)
(GAME BEEPS AND DINGS)
(CLEARS THROAT)
YOU VOTED?
YEAH.
UM...
LOU?
LOU: YEAH?
GET THIS GUY TWO SHOTS.
HEY, IF I VOTE AGAIN I GET TWO MORE?
YEAH, SURE.
(HEAVY BREATH)
(COLIN'S CELL PHONE RINGS)
YEAH?
HEY, YOU WITH KATH?
SHE'LL BE OUT SOON.
YOU WANT ME TO HAVE HER CALL YOU?
YEAH.
NO. NO.
THINGS ARE KINDA MESSED UP HERE.
I WAS THINKIN' I MIGHT GRAB SOME *** FOOD
ON THE WAY BACK,
SPEND SOME TIME WITH HER.
MICHAEL: THANKS. YEAH.
THAT'S A GOOD IDEA. (HEARS METALLIC RATTLING)
SHE, SHE HATES MU SHU.
COLIN: RIGHT.
AND IF YOU GET RIBS,
GET DOUBLE.
RIGHT.
SHE'LL SAY SHE DOESN'T LIKE 'EM
THEN SHE'LL EAT ALL YOURS.
RIGHT.
MICHAEL: TELL HER I'LL SEE HER AS SOON AS I CAN.
RIGHT.
(METALLIC RATTLING)
I'LL BE FINISHED IN A MINUTE.
ALEX: WE'RE IN A DOGFIGHT.
EVERY VOTE ON EVERY STREET IS IN PLAY.
IF SOMEONE IS SICK,
YOU DRAG THEM TO THE POLLS ANYWAY.
IF THEY'RE DEAD,
YOU GRAB THEM BY THEIR DEAD HAND
AND YOU MARK THEIR BALLOTS FOR 'EM.
COME ON, LET'S GO!
LET'S GO!
COME ON, EVERYONE, LET'S GO!
IF YOU CARE ABOUT YOUR HEALTH, VOTE FOR TOM CAFFEE.
HAVE A NICE DAY.
MAN: ALL RIGHT NOW, NEW PLAN OF ATTACK.
IF HAVE ANY SPANISH SPEAKERS,
WE'RE GONNA MOVE YOU TO THE OTHER SIDE OF THE ROOM.
THE REST OF YOU, WE HAVE NEW SCRIPTS
AND NEW NUMBERS FOR YOU TO CALL.
READ YOUR SCRIPTS OVER CAREFULLY,
SO YOU KNOW WHAT YOU'RE GONNA SAY
BEFORE YOU SAY IT.
(PAPERS RUSTLE)
PHONE BANK OPERATOR: OH YES, ABSOLUTELY, SIR.
WE'LL GET YOU A RIDE, NO PROBLEM.
IF YOU JUST HANG ON THE LINE, I'LL TRANSFER YOU.
(UNINTELLIGIBLE STREET CHATTER)
(KNOCKING)
(DOOR SQUEAKS OPEN)
HI.
BUENAS DIAS.
I'M FROM THE BOARD OF ELECTIONS.
HAVE YOU VOTED YET TODAY?
NO.
OH, GOOD.
WELL, UM, WE WANT TO JUST LET YOU KNOW
THAT DUE TO HEAVY TURNOUT,
VOTING HAS BEEN EXTENDED AN EXTRA DAY.
MM-HM.
SO YOU SHOULDN'T VOTE TODAY.
YOU WAIT AND VOTE TOMORROW.
OKAY? NOW, UH, HERE'S A FLIER.
IT'S ALL IN SPANISH
AND UH, IT'LL EXPLAIN EVERYTHING.
WE'RE JUST TRYING TO GET THE WORD OUT,
SO MAYBE YOU'D JUST TELL YOUR NEIGHBORS.
MM-HM.
WILLIAM: YEAH.
I'LL BE ON THE 6:50 AT THE LATEST.
ALL RIGHT, I'LL SEE YOU AT THE STATION.
LOVE YOU TOO, BUNNY. (CAR PULLS UP OUTSIDE)
(CAR DOOR OPENS AND CLOSES)
IS THAT OUR GUY?
IT'S A WOMAN.
SHE'S HEADED UP THE PATH. LET'S GO.
IT'S PROBABLY THE WIFE.
GET IN THE KITCHEN AND STAY THERE.
MICHAEL: WHAT THE ***'S THE MATTER WITH YOU?
SHE'S NOT THE TARGET.
THEN SHE SHOULDN'T HAVE COME HOME.
(KEYS JINGLE AND DOOR OPENS)
(FRIGHTENED GASP)
(GRUNT OF PAIN)
(HARD WHACK)
GET THE BALL-GAG FROM THE BAG.
PLEASE.
(METAL CHAIN CLINKS)
(LOW HUM OF APPROACHING CAR)
YOU KNOW, AT WORST,
I THOUGHT YOU'D SHAKE A FEW HANDS FOR GREEN-KEYES
AND STAND ON THE SIDELINES.
YOU KNOW, I NEVER THOUGHT YOU'D COME AFTER ME
WITH A BALL PEIN HAMMER.
WELL, IT WAS MOSTLY THE GOVERNOR'S IDEA.
MOSTLY.
I'M STILL GONNA WIN.
WELL, THAT IS THE WHOLE POINT OF ELECTION DAY,
NOW ISN'T IT?
YEAH, BUT WHEN I WIN,
I'M STILL GONNA BE MAJORITY LEADER,
AND I'M GONNA REMEMBER WHO DID WHAT TODAY.
TOMMY, TOMORROW,
IF YOU'RE STILL MAJORITY LEADER,
YOU AND I ARE GONNA BECOME GOOD FRIENDS ALL OVER AGAIN
BECAUSE THAT IS IN THE BEST INTERESTS
OF OUR PEOPLE.
WHAT IF I WANT TO BE FRIENDS RIGHT NOW?
WELL, IT'S ALREADY 2:00.
40 PERCENT OF ALL PEOPLE WHO VOTE AFTER WORK
BETWEEN 5 AND 9 P.M.
IF YOU WERE TO PULL YOUR GROUND TROOPS RIGHT NOW
AND TO MAKE SURE VOTING IN THE LATINO PRECINCTS
CUT OFF AT 9 SHARP,
THAT COULD SWING A THOUSAND VOTES.
MMM. AND WHAT HAPPENS TO ALL THE VOTERS
THAT ARE ALREADY IN LINE AT 9:00?
WELL, THEY'D BE LEFT OUTSIDE
AND WOULD MISS OUT IN PARTICIPATING
IN THE DEMOCRATIC PROCESS.
MMM... (CHUCKLES)
(CONTEMPLATIVE BREATH)
YOU KNOW, TOMMY, I WOULD NEED THE HILL
TO BECOME A VERY QUIET PLACE.
NO CRIES OF OUTRAGE IF I CLOSED A COMMUNITY POOL
OR OPENED A HOMELESS SHELTER.
AND OF COURSE THE HILL WOULD GO TO LAST POSITION
ON THE NEED-TO-BE-PLOWED LIST WHEN IT SNOWS.
WITH GLOBAL WARMING, WHO NEEDS SNOWPLOWS?
WOMAN: (MUFFLED CRYING AND WHIMPERING)
LOOK,
THE WIFE WASN'T PART OF YOUR CONTRACT.
WILLIAM: WHAT'S YOUR POINT?
HOW DO YOU KNOW SHE'S EVEN INVOLVED?
MAYBE SHE JUST HAD THE BAD LUCK
TO MARRY AN ***.
SHE SAW YOUR FACE. SHE SAW MY FACE.
WHEN THE HUSBAND COMES HOME, WE USE HER TO CONTROL HIM.
AFTER THAT, I DON'T SEE WHAT CHOICE WE HAVE.
AND WHAT IF I HAVE A PROBLEM WITH THAT?
YOU WON'T.
BESIDES WHICH, I'M THE CONTRACTOR.
YOU'RE JUST THE ESCORT.
(LOW HUM OF CHATTER)
POLL WORKER: YOUR NAME PLEASE.
MIGUEL HERERRA.
POLL WORKER: MIGUEL HERERRA.
I'D LIKE TO CHALLENGE HIS RESIDENCY.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?
MARY-KATE: UH, IT MEANS 'TIL YOU PROVE YOU LIVE IN THE DISTRICT,
YOUR VOTE CAN'T BE COUNTED.
BUT I LIVE JUST DOWN THE STREET.
UM, I'M SURE YOU DO,
BUT YOU'LL NEED TO PROVE THAT
TO THE BOARD OF ELECTIONS.
POLL WORKER: THOSE ARE THE RULES.
NEXT.
YOUR NAME PLEASE.
EILEEN: MRS. GARCIA, HI.
I'M CALLING BECAUSE I WANNA GIVE YOU
SOME INFORMATION ON JIM GREEN-KEYES.
JIM GREEN-KEYES THINKS IT'S TIME WE STOPPED
CODDLING ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS
WHO ARE SUCKING OUR SERVICES DRY
AND FORCING US TO USE FOREIGN LANGUAGES
IN OUR SCHOOLS.
JIM GREEN-KEYES BELIEVES IT'S TIME
TO PULL UP THE DRAWBRIDGES
AND KEEP AMERICA FOR AMERICANS.
KEEPING ALL THAT IN MIND, DO YOU MIND IF I ASK
WHO YOU PLAN TO VOTE FOR TODAY?
THANK YOU FOR YOUR TIME.
(OVERLAPPING PHONE BANK CONVERSATIONS)
(PHONE PAD CLICKS AS NUMBER IS DIALED)
MR. RAMOS, HI.
I'M CALLING BECAUSE I WANNA GIVE YOU SOME INFORMATION
ON JIM GREEN-KEYES.
(WHIMPERING)
(WHISPERS) HEY!
I WANT YOU TO LISTEN VERY CAREFULLY.
DO YOU WANT TO LIVE?
(WHIMPER OF AGREEMENT)
ALL RIGHT,
THEN YOU'LL DO EXACTLY WHAT I TELL YA.
(WHIMPERS)
I'M GONNA TAKE THIS THING OFF
AND YOU'RE GONNA BE QUIET AS A ***' MOUSE.
CAN I TRUST YOU?
(CHAIN ON BALL-GAG CLINKS)
(GASPS)
PLEASE DON'T HURT ME, PLEASE.
(FORCED WHISPER) SHHH! SHUT THE *** UP!
RIGHT NOW,
I'M THE ONLY PERSON WHO CAN HELP YOU.
DO YOU UNDERSTAND THAT?
NOW I WANNA KNOW WHAT YOUR HUSBAND DID
TO *** OFF ALFONSE NOZZOLI.
I DON'T KNOW, I DON'T KNOW. I DON'T KNOW, I DON'T KNOW.
SHHH! CALM DOWN, OKAY, OKAY?
WHAT'S YOUR HUSBAND'S NAME?
JOSH.
OKAY. SHHH.
JOSH. WHAT DOES JOSH DO FOR A LIVING?
HE SELLS COMPUTER EQUIPMENT. PLEASE, JUST LET ME GO.
I'LL DO ANYTHING. I'LL SUCK YOUR ***.
LADY-
TELL ME WHAT TO SAY, I'LL SAY IT! PLEASE.
I JUST NEED YOU TO TELL ME THE TRUTH.
HOW DOES HE KNOW NOZZOLI?
I DON'T KNOW.
I DON'T BELIEVE YOU.
(WHIMPERS) OH, PLEASE. OH, PLEASE.
OH, PLEASE. I DON'T KNOW.
NOW I NEED YOU TO LISTEN TO ME,
IF YOU TELL ME THE TRUTH,
I'M GONNA LET YOU GO.
I'LL TAKE YOUR ROPES OFF.
YOU CAN WALK OUT THE BACK DOOR.
OKAY?
BUT I NEED YOU TO TELL ME THE TRUTH;
BUT YOU HAVE TO TELL ME WHAT HE'S DOIN'.
I DON'T KNOW.
I'M GIVING YOU A ***' CHANCE HERE.
I DON'T KNOW. I DON'T KNOW. (SCREAMS) I DON'T KNOW!
SHHH!
(PAINED GRUNT)
SON OF A ***!
HELP! ***! HELP! (SHRIEKS)
MICHAEL: SHUT UP!
(MUFFLED CRIES)
THE GAG SLIPPED.
TRYING TO PUT IT BACK ON,
SHE WENT *** SNAPPING TURTLE AND BIT ME.
(MUFFLED CRIES)
WILLIAM: THAT'S ALL RIGHT, LET HER FLAIL.
SHE'LL GET TIRED EVENTUALLY.
(PITIFUL WHIMPERING)
(OVERLAPPING CHATTER)
(CHUCKLING AND CHATTER)
HEY, LOU?
LOU: YEAH!
I'LL BE BACK IN 15 MINUTES.
THE TWO-SHOT OFFER STILL STANDS.
(POLL WORKERS TALK WITH VOTERS)
(CAR RUMBLES BY OUTSIDE)
HEY.
HEY.
YOU DOIN' YOUR CIVIC DUTY?
YEAH.
YOU LOOK PRETTY GLORIOUS.
KINDA STOPPED EATING.
YEAH?
WELL, I SHOULD LET YOU UH...
VOTE.
DID YOU VOTE FOR TOMMY?
YEAH.
HEY, UH...
GIVE YOUR PARENTS MY BEST.
YEAH, I WILL.
MAKE SURE YOU VOTE!
YOU GOT UNTIL 9:00!
TOM CAFFEE. HOW ARE YA?
DO YOU GOT A PENSION AND HEALTH CARE PLAN
FOR YOUR EMPLOYEES?
I DO LOOK AFTER THE IRISH.
YOU GOT HEALTH CARE?
I BELIEVE IT'S A WOMAN'S CHOICE.
ONE SEC. GIMME FIVE MINUTES.
GIMME FIVE MINUTES OF YOUR TIME, OKAY?
COME ON, JUST WAIT FOR FIVE MINUTES HERE.
COME ON, COME ON, GIMME FIVE MINUTES.
ALEX, WHAT'S GOIN' ON?
I'M GONNA STAND UP FOR WHAT I THINK IS RIGHT,
RIGHT HERE, RIGHT NOW.
YOU KNOW WHAT I NEED FROM YOU, MARK?
I NEED YOU TO GET DOWN THERE AND VOTE BEFORE 9:00.
WHEN ALL IS SAID AND DONE,
YOU'LL BE GLAD THAT YOU VOTED FOR TOM CAFFEE,
I SWEAR TO GOD.
(DOOR CREAKS AND CLOSES)
(KEYS JINGLE AS DOOR OPENS)
TELL ME WHAT YOU DID, JOSH.
WHAT?
(MUFFLED GUNSHOT POP)
(WHIMPERING)
(MUFFLED GUNSHOT POPS)
OKAY, LET'S GO.
(SIGHS)
(WITHDRAWING FOOTSTEPS)
TV ANCHOR: WITH THE POLLS NOW CLOSED
AND THE EARLY NUMBERS COMING IN,
THE GOVERNOR AND THE MAYOR
APPEAR TO BE CRUISING TO EASY VICTORIES,
BUT A NUMBER OF LOCAL RACES
ARE TURNING OUT MUCH CLOSER THAN EXPECTED.
THE CENTRAL DRAMA OF THIS ELECTION NIGHT
WILL BE WHETHER THE DEMOCRATS AND THE GENERAL ASSEMBLY
CAN HOLD ON TO THE SUPER MAJORITY
THAT HAS ALLOWED THEM TO BATTLE THE GOVERNOR ON KEY ISSUES
SUCH AS HEALTH CARE...
LOU, COULD YOU DO ME A FAVOR
AND TURN THE ***' TV OFF?
LOU: IT'S THE ELECTION RESULTS.
DECLAN: I'LL GIVE YOU $40 BUCKS
IF YOU TURN THE TV OFF, ALL RIGHT?
(HEAVY EXHALE)
(CACOPHONY OF CHATTER)
JANAKOWSKI: I THOUGHT TOMMY WOULD BE HOME AND DRY BY NOW.
ALEX: WE ALWAYS KNEW IT'D BE A TIGHT RACE.
WE'RE STILL WAITING TO HEAR FROM OUR STRONGEST PRECINCTS.
JANAKOWSKI: WELL, GOOD LUCK TO YOU.
ALEX: THANK YOU.
(LOUD HUM OF CHATTER)
MAN: THERE IT IS! THERE IT IS! RIGHT THERE!
PARTY SUPPORTERS: (CHEERING AND APPLAUDING) WOOO!
(WHISTLING)
ALEX: RELAX. CHEERS, EVERYBODY! SALUD.
WHAT?
THAT'S UH...
THAT'S VERY ATTRACTIVE.
(LAUGHS)
(SMACKS LIPS)
IF YOU CAN'T BE SILLY,
WHAT'S THE FUN OF LIFE?
(TIGHT INHALE AND EXHALE)
UM, CAN I HAVE SOME OF YOUR BEER?
CAN I HAVE MY BEER BACK?
PFFFT!
THANK YOU. (CHUCKLES)
(CHUCKLES)
BOTH: (CHUCKLING)
(HUM OF EXCITED CHATTER)
ANY WORD ON THE COUNT IN TOMMY'S DISTRICT?
NO FINAL COUNT YET.
WHERE'S JIMMY?
UH, HOME. HE'S... (TAKES A DEEP BREATH)
HE'S NOT REAL HAPPY RIGHT NOW.
I WAS KINDA RIDIN' HIM ALL DAY.
IT WAS A LONG DAY.
MM.
WE ALL DID THE BEST WE COULD.
MM... I GUESS.
YOU DID WHAT YOU HAD TO.
MA, DON'T PUSH IT.
(LOUD OVERLAPPING CHATTER)
YOU LOOK LIKE A FIGHTER AFTER 15 ROUNDS.
TWELVE. THEY ONLY GO 12 NOW.
LISTEN, THANKS FOR YOUR HELP TODAY.
IT'S WHAT A WIFE DOES FOR HER HUSBAND.
WHAT, YOU THINK THE OTHER SIDE DIDN'T PULL
ALL THE SAME STRINGS I PULLED AND WORSE?
(SIGHS)
IT JUST WASN'T YOUR FINEST DAY,
THAT'S ALL.
I WON'T LIE DOWN FOR ANYONE.
I EARNED THE RIGHT TO KEEP MY SEAT,
AND I WON'T HAVE MY ETHICS JUDGED
BY YOU OF ALL PEOPLE.
THAT'S CHEAP...
AND LOW.
HERE COMES THE AG.
GENERAL MURPHY: READER CAFFEE.
GENERAL MURPHY.
TOUGH NIGHT FOR YOU, PERSONALLY.
MRS. CAFFEE, HOW ARE YOU?
(CAR RUMBLES TO A STOP)
(KEYS JINGLE AS THEY'RE PULLED FROM THE IGNITION)
YOU STILL WANNA KNOW WHAT HE DID.
JUST OUT OF CURIOSITY.
WELL, IF YOU WANNA KNOW, I'LL TELL YOU.
THOUGHT YOU SAID YOU DIDN'T KNOW.
SOMETIMES I TELL THE TRUTH AND SOMETIMES I DON'T.
(INCREDULOUS CHUCKLE)
ALL RIGHT, SO TELL ME.
(TAKES A DEEP BREATH)
NO, I CAN'T. MR. NOZZOLI'D BE VERY UPSET.
*** YOU. YOU DON'T KNOW.
OH, I DO KNOW.
I KNOW EXACTLY WHAT OUR MARK DID.
JUST NOT GONNA TELL YOU.
WHY THE *** NOT?
'CAUSE IT'S TOO MUCH FUN WATCHING YOU SQUIRM.
YEAH, BUNNY.
NO, STILL HERE.
I'M GONNA HAVE TO TAKE THE 10:50.
NO, I KNOW. I'M SORRY.
NO, NO. STAY IN BED.
I'LL TAKE A TAXI FROM THE STATION.
STAY IN BED AND I'LL-
(LOUD GUNSHOT)
(TENSE BREATHS)
WILLIAM: I'LL TAKE A CAB FROM THE TRAIN.
OH NO, NOT THE 18TH.
WE'RE GOIN' TO THE JET GAME
WITH RAY AND TED ON THE 18TH,
AREN'T WE?
OH, THAT'S RIGHT, THAT'S RIGHT.
HEY, HOLD ON.
MY FATHER ALWAYS TOLD ME TO TIP THE HIRED HELP, SO...
WELL, WHAT ABOUT THE WEEKEND AFTER THAT?
(LOW HUM OF CHATTER)
(MUTED CHATTER)
(KNOCK AT THE DOOR)
TOMMY: HEY.
YOU STILL WAITING TO HEAR?
WE'LL KNOW WITHIN THE HOUR.
ALL RIGHT.
I JUST WANTED TO CHECK IN ON YA.
I'D LIKE TO BE DOWN THE HALL WITH YOU AND MA AND KATIE,
BUT I GET IT.
THANKS.
I HEARD THE OTHER SIDE HAD SOME FLIERS.
PICTURES OF YOU AND ME, SIDE-BY-SIDE.
IF I LOSE, IT'LL BE MY OWN FAULT.
NOT 'CAUSE OF YOU.
IT'S THAT CLOSE?
WISH YOU WOULD'VE TOLD ME.
I DON'T KNOW,
MAYBE I COULD'VE DONE SOMETHING MORE.
FRANKLY, MICHAEL...
I DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT, I JUST...
JUST WANNA STARE AT MY KIDS.
MICHAEL: YEAH. THEY'RE BEAUTIFUL.
YOU SHOULD GO HOME TO KATH.
YEAH.
GOOD LUCK. (KISS)
(CACOPHONY OF CHATTER)
(HUM OF CHATTER)
I'LL HAVE A SCOTCH ON THE ROCKS.
THERE YOU GO.
(ICE CLINKS)
A GOOD NIGHT FOR THE SPEAKER.
AMONG OTHERS.
I JUST WANT YOU TO KNOW
I KNOW WHAT YOU DID THIS AFTERNOON.
AND I WANT YOU TO KNOW I DON'T CARE.
WHETHER YOU OR GREEN-KEYES TAKE THE SEAT,
IN TWO YEARS, I COULD RUN MY DEAD GRANDMOTHER;
BEAT THE BOTH OF YOU.
TWO YEARS IS AN ETERNITY IN POLITICS, EDGAR.
ENJOY YOUR TWO-YEAR ETERNITY.
(GLASSES CLINK)
(LOUD OVERLAPPING CHATTER)
(QUIETLY) WE'VE WON.
HMM?
WE WON!
YEAH!
(LAUGHS)
HEY, MAN. CONGRATULATIONS!
I KNEW YOU'D DO IT.
THANK YOU. THANK YOU. THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
SUPPORTERS: (CONGRATULATORY COMMENTS) CONGRATULATIONS, TOMMY!
MAN: YOU DID GOOD, TOMMY.
THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
(EXCHANGE OF CONGRATULATORY COMMENTS AND "THANK YOU'S")
(MUFFLED WHINE OF APPROACHING CAR)
(CAR WHIRS TO A STOP AND IDLES)
(CAR RUMBLES AWAY)
YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
STILL A STATE REP
BY THE HAIR OF HIS CHINNY CHIN CHIN, HUH?
WELL, A WIN IS A WIN IS A WIN.
YEAH, WHAT'S, UH, 437 VOTES BETWEEN FRIENDS,
HUH?
(CHUCKLES)
SERIOUSLY, TOMMY, YOU UH...
YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO MAKE NICE
WITH YOUR LATINO BROTHERS, HUH?
OH, MAYBE I'LL JUST RUN FOR GOVERNOR.
(LAUGHS)
SURE. WHY NOT, HUH?
I'LL BE YOUR LIEUTENANT GOVERNOR.
GOOD NIGHT.
GOODBYE.
YOU ARE A LUCKY MAN. BEAUTIFUL.
DRIVE SAFE, ALL RIGHT?
THANKS AGAIN, SPEAKER.
MAN: GOOD NIGHT, TOMMY.
NIGHT.
YOU DID GOOD.
OH. THANK YOU.
CONGRATULATIONS.
THANKS.
(STIFLES GIGGLE)
(CHUCKLING)
(LAUGHING OUTRIGHT)
(LAUGHING)
("Four Leaf Clover" by Old 97'S begins)
♪♪
(DOOR CLOSES)
♪♪
♪ I got a four leaf clover ♪
♪ It ain't done one single lick of good ♪
♪ I'm still a drunk, I'm still a loser ♪
♪ Livin' in a lousy neighborhood ♪
♪ I got real live horseshoe ♪
♪ And I hung it upside-down above my door ♪
♪ But it don't do nothin' to attract you ♪
♪ So I don't know what the hell it's for ♪
♪ Why don't you come over? ♪
♪ I'll show you my four leaf clover ♪
♪ Who am I trying to kid? ♪
♪ I'm not the kinda guy you'd go for ♪
♪ I got a four leaf clover ♪
♪ But I ain't got no hope of getting you ♪
♪♪
♪ I got a ooh, ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh... ♪
♪ I got a lucky silver dollar ♪
♪ My Granddaddy gave it to me now he's dead ♪
♪ At times like this I wish that I could join him ♪
♪ It might just stop this pounding in my head ♪