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You are the new Oracle
You are to find the god Apollo for him to give you your prophecy
Hello?
Girl! Don't scream, I have a hangover!
My soul hurts...
Girl, Melpomene, although tragedy is your thing, you could laugh a little
Comedy is empty of any feeling
Who are you?
We are the Muses, goddesses of the arts and proclaimers of heroes.
Heroes like Hercules!
Honey! You must Hunk-ules!
I saw him in a fight and he game me his autograph!
I have a new song for him
In Western Greece he grew and lived
Without regarding the Harpies
He killed monsters without becoming tired
Because at night...
You know what he did at night...
No, I don't
At night he partied!
Come with Dionysus, gorgeous muses!
And who are you sweetheart?
I'm the new Oracle of Apollo
I came for my prophecy
Want a sip?
I don't drink
I'm the god of wine! I'm in control!
No, I better go look for Apollo
If you change your mind, I'll be around
Sorry! I'm in a hurry!
Wait! Where can I find the god Apollo?
I'm late for tea!
Wait! Where can I find Apollo, Hermes?
I don't know, okay?
"Be the messenger of the gods" they told me
"It's and easy job" they said
And with misery I'm paid...
No wonder I'm the god of thieves!
Because one has eat, you know?
But...
I don't know! You find him! Bye!
Bow!
What?
Bow down to your king!
How adorable!
Hera, don't bother the girl...
Oh be quiet, Zeus! How many times did you say you cheated on me?
I told you not to marry Hades!
Be quiet Demeter! I've never seen a mother in law that is such a pain in the neck!
Look at what he said to me! Persephone! Defend your mother!
Hades, leave my mother alone...
What will the goddess of harves do? Fill the underworld with wheat?
Well, a couple of flowers would be nice...
Persephone!
Honey... it's just the dead smell very bad!
POSEIDON! POSEIDON!
DON'T IGNORE ME!
What do you want Athena?
You're using my temple like if it were a motel!
Oh, that! I thought you wouldn't mind!
I'm a *** goddess! You don't eat in front of the hungry!
Your problem is that you jealous, because I'm the patron of Athens and you're not!
Don't mess with my trident, Athena...
I'll mess with what I please!
You? You second rate goddess?
Second rate goddess? I am the goddess of wisdom!
Wisdom! What a bore!
What do you mean what a bore?!
Hestia?
I'm cold and far away from home...
What is the the goddess of the hearth doing away from her home?
Sweet home Mount Olympus... Mount Olympus...
Wait, stay here! I'll go get help!
Phone... Home...
***!
Oh, please, Hephaesus! You're too jelaous! Ares didn't do anything!
The god of war lies with my wife and she expects me to do nothing
What a loser!
Not only does he get her in bed, but he tells mortals that I'm ugly!
Do you think I'm ugly?!
No!
I lied! I said that to make it obvious that Aphrodite came to this great warrior body...
Damn you!
Oh please! Show a bit more glamor! And what are you doing there?
Hestia is trapped in the woods! She needs your help!
Sir, yes, sir! Initiating rescue mission! Over and out!
Wasn't it that way?
And you cheat on me with him?
-Idiot... -Give it to me!
Even if we're twins, I'm the eldest! Give me the bow!
Apollo!
What do you want?
I'm the new Oracle! I came for my prophecy!
Ha ha! I have your bow and you don't!
My sister is so irritating that the bow I'll be taking and with my club I'll make her be acking
My prohecy?
Ah, yes. Tomorrow it will rain
That's it?
Yes
I have to stop having Greek food for dinner
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I told you so...
Dioni... People are very crazy