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In a village of the mafia, the name of which I have no desire to call to mind,
There lived not long since one of those criminals
that keep a gun in the holster, an old bulletproof vest,
a cheap truck and a cat with no flaw
So...
I'm a man of my word. I brought no guns.
Really?
Well, I'm sorry
Oh ***, it's a bomb!
Even though nobody knows much truth about him, it's safe to say
he wasn't always a criminal
In the old days he dedicated his time to reading
crime books. He spent so much time reading
that his books made him insane, and,
recalling that he inherited weapons from his ancestors
as well as a bulletproof vest
he decided to turn himself into the most celebrated mafia criminal.
It was because of this that we no longer know him as Alonso Quijano
Now we know him as...
Don Quixote of the Mafia
And so, driving the truck he imagined as a ferrari,
don Quixote left his home to go on the road that lead him
to be given the title of an official mafia member,
meet his best friend, the dude Sancho Panza,
and commit the most catastrophic felonies in history
among which many recognize the battle against the home ventilator
***, that sounds pretty scary!
Watch where you're walking!
Your mom!
Who are you talking to?
That idiot right there!
That's a fan, dude!
Have you gone mad? Can't you see he's a gangster?
No! It's a fan!
Shut up! You know nothing about these matters.
Let me finish this.
And, even though it might seem so,
this isn't the end of don Quixote's journeys.
No.
What were you thinking, mate?
We're talking about the most popular villain in Spain.
Yup. This is only the beginning.
The rest of his story can be witnessed
in the second part.