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Jeana: PREVIOUSLY ON "TRAILER PARK: WELCOME TO MYRTLE MANOR,"
JARED AND CHELSEY'S MARRIAGE HIT TROUBLED WATERS.
EVERYONE IN THE PARK'S BEEN GOING AROUND SAYING IT.
I'M STARTING TO BELIEVE IT.
MAYBE WE DID RUSH THIS WHOLE THING.
YOU CAN JUST SIT IN HERE AND BE MAD ALL YOU WANT.
I'M GOING TO THE BULLET.
JESUS. I'LL SEE YOU LATER.
BUT A BIG ROMANTIC GESTURE GOT THE COUPLE BACK ON TRACK.
MAYBE WE COULD START, LIKE, DATING AGAIN.
I LOVE YOU, TOO.
AMANDA TRIED TO SCORE A DATE
WITH MYRTLE MANOR'S HOTTIE HANDYMAN, BROCK.
WOULD YOU LIKE TO GO OUT SOMETIME?
I REALLY THINK RIGHT NOW I'VE GOT TO SAY NO.
OUCH. FELT LIKE CRAWLING INTO A HOLE.
Jeana: AND MYRTLE MANOR WAS VICTIM TO YET ANOTHER PRANK.
WHAT THE HECK IS THIS SLUDGE IN MY POOL?!
THIS IS DISGUSTING.
Jeana: AND COMING UP,
BECKY'S FAVORITE TRAILER IS STOLEN RIGHT OUT FROM UNDER HER.
Becky: THE SILVER BULLET'S MISSING!
YOU PLAYING WITH ME, AREN'T YOU?
NO, I'M NOT PLAYING WITH YOU.
Jeana: HAS SHE FINALLY REACHED HER BREAKING POINT?
LISTEN! THIS IS MY PARK, MY DIRT!
WE'RE DOING IT MY WAY!
Jeana: AMANDA'S BACK ON A MANHUNT
AFTER HER REJECTION FROM BROCK.
[ LAUGHS ]
BUT WILL HER CHOICE OF MEN GET HER KICKED OUT OF MYRTLE MANOR?
ARE YOU SEEING SOMEBODY FROM VILLAGE CREEK?
YOU AIN'T MY MAMA. YOU AIN'T MY DADDY.
YOU CAN'T TELL ME WHO I CAN AND CAN'T DATE.
AND JARED AND CHELSEY FIND TIME FOR ROMANCE.
WE'RE GOING ON A HONEYMOON.
NUH-UNH.
YAY!
Jeana: BUT WILL BANDIT AND MARVIN
THROW A WRENCH IN THEIR PLANS?
Chelsey: THEY'RE POUNDING ALL OVER THE RV.
WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE?
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NOTHING LIKE A LAZY MORNING IN THE SOUTH.
YOU WAKE UP KNOWING
IT'S GONNA BE A RELAXING, LAID-BACK KIND OF DAY.
WHY YOU WON'T EVER DO ANYTHING.
GO TO BED, GO TO BED. DO SOMETHING, DO SOMETHING.
WELL, TODAY IS NOT ONE OF THOSE DAYS.
BECKY. BECKY, BECKY, BECKY.
STOP!
WHAT IN THE WORLD?!
THE SILVER BULLET IS GONE.
WELL, I CAN SEE THAT PLAIN AS DAY.
THE SILVER BULLET, TO ME,
IS KIND OF LIKE THE LANDMARK OF MYRTLE MANOR.
IT'S ONE OF THE FIRST TRAILERS WE HAD OUT HERE.
SOMEBODY STOLE IT.
[ Cellphone ringing ]
MARVIN, THIS IS BECKY.
I NEED YOU TO COME OUT BY THE POOL.
I'm a block down.
HURRY UP.
HOW THE HECK CAN A WHOLE TRAILER GO MISSING
AND OUR HEAD OF "SECURITY" DIDN'T SEE ANYTHING?
WHAT'S GOING ON HERE? [ PANTING ]
WELL, YOU NOTICE ANYTHING DIFFERENT?
HOW DO YOU MEAN, WHAT'S DIFFERENT?
Jeana: COME ON. TAKE A LITTLE PEEK.
WHAT DO YOU SEE?
YEAH.
YEAH.
AND THEN YOU HAVE A BEACH HULA HOOP.
COME ON. LET'S GO ON A WALK, MARVIN.
MARVIN.
THE SILVER BULLET'S MISSING!
OOH!
MARVIN?
YOU PLAYING WITH ME, AREN'T YOU?
NO, I'M NOT PLAYING WITH YOU.
WHEN I REALIZED THAT THE SILVER BULLET WAS MISSING,
IT'S LIKE I TOOK A BULLET TO THE SHOULDER.
DON'T YOU HAVE VIDEO?
YOU NEED TO GO SHOW ME WHO TOOK THIS TRAILER.
LUCKILY MY VIDEO CAMERAS ARE TRAINED RIGHT ON THAT SPOT
SO I DON'T HAVE TO SPECULATE.
COME ON, LADIES. STEP OVER HERE.
LET'S SEE WHAT YOU GOT.
OKAY, NOW HERE WE GO. LOOK AT THIS.
WHO'S THAT RIGHT THERE?
I'M TRYING TO MAKE OUT.
OH.
WAIT A MINUTE.
IT'S GONE.
I MEAN, NOTHING ON THE VIDEO
IS SHOWING WHO STOLE THE SILVER BULLET.
THIS IS SO JENKY! LOOK AT IT.
IT'S JUMPING. IT'S FLIPPING.
BUT I KNOW REALLY WHO DID IT.
IT'S MOUTH OF THE SOUTH OVER AT VILLAGE CREEK AND HER CREW.
I KNOW THEY TOOK IT.
Jeana: THE PICTURES MARVIN'S SECURITY CAMERAS ARE TAKING
MAY NOT BE THE GREATEST.
BUT OVER AT THE AQUARIUM,
CHELSEY IS POSING FOR SOME PHOTOS OF HER OWN.
AND TODAY, SHE HAS A VERY SPECIAL VISITOR.
STEP THIS WAY FOR US.
BIG SMILES. READY?
ONE, TWO, THREE, MERMAID!
[ CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS ]
Chelsey: DEFINITELY THE HAPPIEST PART OF MY DAY
IS TAKING PICTURES WITH THE KIDS.
LOOK RIGHT THERE. SMILE.
[ TRILLING ]
SHE'S SO LIGHT!
I JUST WANT TO TAKE HER HOME.
OKAY, I'LL GIVE HER BACK.
I LOVE BABIES. I LOVE BABIES.
BYE-BYE!
I WANTED TO SURPRISE CHELSEY AT WORK
WITH SOME POSITIVE NEWS FOR A CHANGE,
SO I DROPPED BY THE AQUARIUM TO TALK TO HER.
HEY, BUDDY.
COME ON. STEP UP HERE FOR YOUR PHOTO.
CAN WE JUST HAVE A MINUTE, MAN?
HEY, THANK YOU.
I KNOW THAT [CLEARS THROAT] THINGS
HAVE BEEN A LITTLE STRESSFUL.
YOU'VE BEEN WORKING HARD ALL DAY, EVERY DAY.
I'VE BEEN TRYING TO DO THE MUSIC THING.
WE JUST, YOU KNOW, WE HAVEN'T GOT A LOT OF ALONE TIME
AND GOT TO DO ANYTHING ROMANTIC FOR A WHILE,
SO I PLANNED US A LITTLE GETAWAY.
KIND OF LIKE A HONEYMOON.
WHERE ARE WE GOING?
CHARLESTON.
REALLY?
ME AND CHELSEY, WE NEVER HAD A CHANCE
TO REALLY HAVE A PROPER HONEYMOON.
NOW FEELS LIKE A GOOD TIME TO PLAN A LITTLE GETAWAY.
NOTHING TOO FANCY, BUT IT'S FROM THE HEART.
SO, WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO OUT THERE?
SHH. I GOT PLANS, BABY. DON'T WORRY.
WE DO EVERYTHING *** BACKWARDS, FOR THE RECORD.
WELL, AT LEAST IT STILL GETS DONE.
YEAH.
GOT TO LOVE HIM,
BUT I DON'T THINK HE'S EVER PLANNED ANYTHING IN HIS LIFE,
AND I'M A LITTLE NERVOUS.
I HAVE TO GET BACK TO WORK.
Becky: THE SILVER BULLET'S MISSING.
I BET YOU DOLLARS TO DOUGHNUTS
ROXIE'S GOT SOMETHING TO DO WITH IT.
I'M GONNA ROUND UP A GROUP OF RESIDENTS,
AND WE'RE GONNA GO OVER THERE AND FIND IT.
WE'RE GOING TO VILLAGE CREEK.
WE'RE GONNA FIND OUR SILVER BULLET.
Amanda: THAT'S RIGHT.
WE'RE GONNA LET THEM KNOW THAT WE'RE THERE
AND THEY'RE NOT TAKING STUFF FROM US.
YOU READY? READY.
LET'S GO!
I FORGOT MY GUN! I GOT TO GO GET MY SHOTGUN!
NO, MISS PEGGY, WE DON'T NEED YOUR GUN.
I GOT TO HAVE MY GUN.
Brock: I'LL BE YOUR GUN.
KIM, YOUR WIG!
HOLD ON!
[ CHEERING ]
ONCE WE'RE BEHIND ENEMY LINES, ALL BETS ARE OFF.
Becky: ALL RIGHT, Y'ALL, WE ARE HERE!
[ CHEERING ]
GAME FACES ON!
All: MYRTLE MANOR!
[ CHEERING ]
I GOT YOU.
ALL GONNA SEPARATE.
IF YOU SEE THE BULLET, DON'T LEAVE IT.
STAND THERE AND YELL.
LET'S GO!
BRING IT IN, BRING IT IN, BRING IT IN.
[ CHEERING ]
Kim: THINGS ABOUT TO GET NASTY.
AIN'T NO TELLING
WHAT KIND OF HILLBILLY PEOPLE WE'LL RUN INTO,
BUT WE CAME OUT HERE TO LOOK FOR THE SILVER BULLET,
AND I AIN'T LEAVING UNTIL WE GET IT.
HEY, HOW YOU DOING, LADIES? MAY I APPROACH YOU?
LET'S JUST MAKE THIS NICE AND EASY.
WHERE IS THE SILVER BULLET?
WHAT SILVER BULLET?
I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT.
HOW MUCH BEER HAVE YOU BEEN DRINKING?
IS THAT ANY OF YOUR BUSINESS?
FOLLOW MY FINGER.
FOLLOW MY FINGER.
IF THIS WAS MYRTLE MANOR,
I'D BE WRITING YOU UP RIGHT NOW WITH A WHOLE BUNCH OF PAPERWORK.
HEY, GUESS WHAT?
THAT'S WHY WE LIVE IN VILLAGE CREEK.
IN VILLAGE CREEK.
CLEARLY THESE TWO UNSAVORY LADIES ARE TOO INEBRIATED
TO HELP ME IN MY INVESTIGATION.
WHAT WAS HE LOOKING FOR?
I HAVE NO FREAKIN' IDEA.
[ CHUCKLES ]
Jeff: HEY, UH, ORANGE.
MY FRIEND HAS A NAME. DON'T CALL HER ORANGE.
WELL, WHAT'S YOUR NAME?
NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS.
HE WAS LIKE, "WHAT'S HER NAME?"
THAT AIN'T YOUR BUSINESS WHAT HER NAME IS.
YOU KNOW, WE CAME OUT HERE LOOKING FOR SOMETHING.
I'LL HANDLE IT.
I'LL TAKE OFF MY EARRINGS.
DON'T MAKE ME TAKE MY EARRINGS OFF.
I'LL TALK TO HIM. Y'ALL GO FIND THAT BULLET.
KEEP IT CALM.
I DO BELIEVE THAT IS THE GUY
THAT WAS FLIRTING WITH ME AT THE FOURTH OF JULY PARTY.
CONSIDERING THAT WHOLE BROCK THING TURNING INTO A DEAD END,
A GIRL'S GOT TO DO WHAT A GIRL'S GOT TO DO.
I'M JEFF.
HEY. I'M AMANDA.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY PARTS?
I'M TRYING TO FIND MY SILVER BULLET
THAT YOUR PARTS TOOK.
I DON'T KNOW WHAT A SILVER BULLET IS,
BUT WHAT MAKES YOU THINK THAT SOMEONE FROM HERE
IS STEALING YOUR SILVER BULLET?
BECAUSE Y'ALL'S PARK HATES OUR PARK, SO...
I DON'T HATE ANYBODY.
I DON'T HATE ANYBODY, EITHER.
IN MY BRAIN, I JUST KEPT HEARING, "AMANDA, NO.
"YOU CAN'T BE FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY OVER THERE.
YOU KNOW, THIS IS, LIKE, SOME ROMEO AND JULIET [BLEEP]"
YOU'RE VERY CUTE, BY THE WAY.
OH, WELL, THANK YOU.
THOSE DIMPLES.
OH, YEAH. [ LAUGHS ]
I NEED TO GET YOUR NUMBER.
SO, I'M PRETTY SURE THE OTHERS ARE NOT GONNA LIKE ME TOO MUCH
ASSOCIATING WITH THE ENEMY, BUT I'M A FREE AGENT,
AND THIS VILLAGE CREEK BOY IS PRETTY DARN CUTE.
IT'S NICE TO MEET YOU.
WELL, GOOD LUCK ON YOUR SILVER BULLET FINDINGS.
YEAH. BYE.
HEY, HEY!
COME BACK! COME BACK!
Becky: WE'VE BEEN HERE FOR OVER A HALF AN HOUR
AND STILL HAVEN'T FOUND ONE TRACE OF THE SILVER BULLET.
OH, LOOK. HERE'S THE MOUTH OF THE SOUTH.
WHAT IN THE HELL ARE Y'ALL DOING HERE?
I'M LOOKING FOR MY SILVER BULLET.
YOU HAVE NO BUSINESS OUT HERE, AND YOU NEED TO LEAVE...NOW.
HONEY, WELL, I'M GOING
AS SOON AS I FIND MY SILVER BULLET THAT Y'ALL TOOK.
Roxanne: BECKY'S GOING ON AND ON ABOUT A SILVER BULLET.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT A SILVER BULLET IS.
YOU BETTER LEAVE NOW.
YOU MIGHT WANT TO GO INSIDE AND GET DRESSED,
GET OUT OF YOUR PAJAMAS.
YOU NEED TO CHANGE, TOO, BECKY.
Curtis: COME ON. LET'S GET.
Jeana: ANOTHER DAY HAS PASSED,
AND THERE'S STILL NO SIGN OF THE SILVER BULLET.
BUT LIFE MUST GO ON, AND BECKY STILL HAS A TRAILER PARK TO RUN.
Becky: ALL RIGHT.
THANKS FOR EVERYONE COMING TO THE MEETING TODAY.
DOES ANYBODY HAVE ANYTHING THEY'D LIKE TO TALK ABOUT?
WE'RE GOING ON A HONEYMOON.
NUH-UNH.
YAY!
[ APPLAUSE ]
WHERE Y'ALL GOING?
TO CHARLESTON.
ONE OF MY FAVORITE PLACES ON EARTH.
ANYBODY ELSE?
ROY AND GINA, I HAVE A QUESTION FOR YOU GUYS.
IF YOU'RE INTERESTED IN A TANNING BED,
THERE'S ONE UP FOR SALE.
MY MODELING AGENT, GREG, WHO ALSO MANAGES A TANNING SALON,
WELL, THEY'RE TRYING TO GET RID OF A TANNING BED,
SO IMMEDIATELY I THOUGHT ABOUT ROY AND GINA.
WE'LL BE THE FIRST TRAILER PARK WITH A TANNING BED.
WHOO-HOO! YOU GO!
I MEAN, HEY.
I WANT Y'ALL TO KNOW
THAT WE SEARCHED VILLAGE CREEK EVERYWHERE.
I MEAN, ALL OVER THE PARK, AND MY SILVER BULLET WASN'T THERE.
I'M GONNA HAND OUT SOME FLIERS.
SOME Y'ALL GO PUT THEM IN DIFFERENT PLACES,
IF YOU DON'T MIND.
WE'RE ALL UPSET. WE'VE TAKEN IT PERSONAL.
WE'RE GONNA ADJOURN THE MEETING.
EVERYBODY PLEASE BE ON A VIGILANT LOOKOUT
FOR MY SILVER BULLET.
JUST FIND MY BABY.
I DON'T CARE IF I HAVE TO POST A FLIER
ON EVERY PIECE OF WOOD ON THE BOARDWALK.
I'M GONNA FIND THE SILVER BULLET.
Jared: HOLD ON A SECOND.
WHEN DID THAT JUST HAPPEN?
AAH! IT'S BACK, IT'S BACK, IT'S BACK!
HONEST TO GOD, I COULD NOT BELIEVE MY EYES.
GOOD LORD, THE SILVER BULLET'S BACK!
[ INSECTS CHIRPING ]
EVERYBODY PLEASE BE ON A VIGILANT LOOKOUT
FOR MY SILVER BULLET.
JUST FIND MY BABY, OKAY?
Jared: HOLD ON A SECOND.
WHEN DID THAT JUST HAPPEN?
AAH! GOOD LORD, THE SILVER BULLET'S BACK!
I NEVER THOUGHT I'D SAY IT, BUT I'M HAPPY THAT MY OLD FRIEND,
THE SILVER BULLET, IS BACK WHERE SHE BELONGS.
OH, CRAP. LOOK AT THIS.
THIS IS TRIPPY, MAN.
THESE ARE MARKINGS.
THEY'RE SAYING SOMETHING TO US.
THE SILVER BULLET VANISHING INTO SPACE, CROP CIRCLES.
IF I HAVE TO BET ON IT,
I WOULD BET ON EXTRATERRESTRIAL ACTIVITY.
HOW COULD YOU ACTUALLY PULL THIS THING OUT
AND PULL THIS THING BACK IN, IN THE SAME EXACT SPOT?
VILLAGE CREEK MUST HAVE PUT THOSE MARKINGS DOWN
JUST TO MESS WITH US JUST A LITTLE BIT MORE.
HOSES ARE HOOKED UP. EVERYTHING'S PERFECT.
IT'S LIKE IT'S NEVER MOVED, MAN.
NUTTY BANDIT TOOK THE BAIT.
WELL, IF ANYBODY OUT HERE'S GONNA TAKE IT, IT'D BE BANDIT.
OKAY.
HOW MANY PEOPLE HERE DO BELIEVE IN UFOs?
ANYBODY?
NO!
OH, MY GOD. THIS IS OBVIOUSLY ANOTHER PRANK.
IT'S NOT A UFO. GO TO YOUR BOAT.
MEN IN BLACK. DID YOU EVER HEAR OF THEM?
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
BECKY, LISTEN,
I THINK I'M SIDING WITH BANDIT ON THIS.
BANDIT AND MARVIN HAVE ALWAYS BEEN OUT THERE,
BUT NOW THEY HAVE OFFICIALLY ENTERED CRAZYTOWN.
Becky: WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA! STOP!
IT IS NOT A UFO! IT'S NOT AN ALIEN!
IT'S VILLAGE CREEK!
I'M FED UP WITH VILLAGE CREEK TO HERE!
WAIT. NO.
LISTEN! THIS IS MY PARK, MY DIRT!
WE'RE DOING IT MY WAY!
NOW, I'M NOT A NORMAL ONE TO PULL PRANKS ON PEOPLE,
BUT ENOUGH IS ENOUGH!
WE'RE GETTING BACK GOOD!
GOT IT?
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
Jeana: EVEN THOUGH STRANGE THINGS
ARE HAPPENING IN THE TRAILER PARK,
JARED AND CHELSEY AREN'T LETTING THIS STOP THEM
FROM A LONG-AWAITED HONEYMOON.
HEY, BABE, LET ME HAVE THAT BAG.
THANK YOU.
YOU'RE WELCOME. HEY.
I DIDN'T HAVE ALL THE MONEY IN THE WORLD,
SO I DIDN'T GET A NICE HOTEL ROOM.
INSTEAD, I SCORED ONE OF CECIL'S OLD RVs.
YOU GOT TO.
I WOULD CRASH IT IN A SECOND.
IT'S LIKE 40 FEET LONG.
IT'S NOT 40 FEET LONG. IT'S LIKE 28 OR SOMETHING.
WHY CAN'T YOU DRIVE?
APPARENTLY I HAD TICKETS OR SOMETHING
I DIDN'T GO TO COURT FOR.
WE ARE STAYING IN AN RV THAT I'M DRIVING.
HEY! HEY!
WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA!
Chelsey: WHAT THE HELL'S THAT?
WHAT THE HELL'S THAT NOISE?
STOP!
HEY, MAN! GIVE US A BREAK!
THEY'RE POUNDING ALL OVER THE RV.
THIS HONEYMOON IS ALREADY OFF TO A HORRIBLE START.
WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE?
IT'S IMPOSSIBLE FOR US TO DO ANYTHING.
WHAT?
WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS?
I UNDERSTAND THAT YOU GUYS ARE ON YOUR HONEYMOON AND ALL,
BUT WE NEED TO GET TO CHARLESTON A.S.A.P.
IT'S A MATTER OF LIFE AND DEATH.
WHY CAN'T YOU GUYS DRIVE? YOU BOTH HAVE CARS.
MINE IS, TOO.
WHAT ARE YOU GUYS GOING TO CHARLESTON FOR?
ACTUALLY, WE GOING TO BOWMAN, SOUTH CAROLINA.
YEAH. IT'S ON THE WAY.
Chelsey: THAT'S NOT CHARLESTON.
NO, BUT IT'S ON THE WAY.
WE'RE GOING TO THE UFO CENTER.
Jared: JESUS.
OKAY, THIS IS A JOKE.
FOR THE FREAKIN' SILVER BULLET CRAP?
YOU'RE INTERRUPTING OUR HONEYMOON
FOR A LITTLE UFO TRIP?
I'M NOT AN EXPERT, BUT I AM A BELIEVER.
I DO KNOW THIS GUY IN BOWMAN, SOUTH CAROLINA,
CAPTAIN JODY, WHO IS AN EXPERT.
LISTEN, MAN, WE'LL PAY YOU HALF OF THE GAS.
YOU GET US THERE.
WOULD YOU HAPPEN TO BE DESCENDED FROM BENJAMIN?
Chelsey: MARVIN, THAT'S $10.
YOU'RE ABOUT $90 SHORT THERE, CHIEF.
IT'S AN RV. IT'S NOT A CAR.
HERE. THERE. HERE YOU GO.
IF THIS IS GONNA HAPPEN, DON'T TALK.
I AM LITERALLY DROPPING YOU OFF AT THE EXIT.
WHATEVER.
SHUT THE DOOR BEHIND YOU GUYS.
WE'RE GIVING MARVIN AND BANDIT A RIDE,
BECAUSE LET'S BE HONEST HERE -- WE NEED THE MONEY.
THIS RV SUCKS UP GAS,
AND I DON'T WANT TO SKIMP ON OUR HONEYMOON,
SO WE NEED ALL THE MONEY WE CAN GET.
Jeana: BECKY'S FIXING TO PULL A PRANK
ON VILLAGE CREEK AS PAYBACK.
THE QUESTION IS, HOW FAR AND HOW LOW WILL SHE GO?
YOU KNOW, I HATE TO BE MEAN TO PEOPLE,
BUT I'VE JUST ABOUT HAD ENOUGH OF VILLAGE CREEK
ALL I CAN TAKE.
YOU DON'T HATE TO BE MEAN. YOU LOVE IT.
Brock: WE CAN'T JUST SIT BACK AND DO NOTHING.
NO, NOT ANYMORE.
NOT AFTER THEY DID THE SILVER BULLET THING.
I'M READY TO GET REVENGE AGAINST VILLAGE CREEK.
I'M GATHERING THE LADIES AND BROCK
TO SEE WHAT KIND OF EVIL GENIUSES WE CAN BE.
ANYBODY GOT ANY IDEAS?
THAT WILL BE GOOD.
OOH, PEGGY, IN THIS HEAT?
WHOO! MISS PEGGY! THAT'S JUST PLUMB MEAN.
THEY'VE GOT AT MR. FISH IN THE BACK ALL THE ROTTING FISH
THAT THEY DUMP OUT AT THE END OF THE NIGHT.
WE COULD JUST THROW THAT AROUND THE TRAILER PARK.
WHOA! NOW, THAT WOULD DO THE TRICK.
WELL, WE COULD DELIVER SOME CHICKENS OVER THERE.
GET A BUNCH OF BULLFROGS.
Y'ALL TALKING ABOUT BIBLICAL PLAGUES NOW.
[ LAUGHTER ]
I HAVE TO SAY, IT'S A BIT ODD
SITTING HERE WITH A BUNCH OF GROWN WOMEN
PLANNING PRACTICAL JOKES ON ANOTHER TRAILER PARK.
VILLAGE CREEK IS ALL ON ONE WATER METER.
SOMETHING COULD HAPPEN TO THAT MAIN WATER METER.
WHY DON'T YOU TURN IT A DIFFERENT COLOR OR SOMETHING?
AT THE SUPPLY HOUSE, WE'VE GOT THIS PERMANENT COLOR
THAT YOU CANNOT WASH IT OFF OF THE SKIN.
OHH.
Becky: JUST A LITTLE BIT OF DYE IN THE WATER.
IT'S NOT GONNA HURT ANYBODY.
IT IS GONNA INCONVENIENCE THEM A LITTLE WHILE,
BUT IT'S GONNA TEACH THEM.
YOU THINK YOU CAN GET US SOME OF THAT COLOR STUFF?
I GOT A PLACE I CAN GET IT LICKETY SPLIT.
ALL RIGHT.
IT'S BEEN OVERDUE.
LONG TIME AGO.
WE'RE GONNA GET ROXANNE.
[ LAUGHS EVILLY ] IT'S GONNA BE SWEET.
Jeana: COMING UP...
SOMEBODY'S SABOTAGING ME.
I KNOW YOU THINK I'M CRAZY, BUT I'M NOT.
WE GOT A RAT AMONG US.
[ INSECTS CHIRPING ]
TANGULLS IS JUST EXPANDING AND EXPANDING.
WE'VE GOT MASSEUSE, WE'VE GOT TANNING BED NOW.
MAYBE WE SHOULD CHANGE THE NAME
TO TANGULLS SALON AND SPA.
I THINK YOU'RE GONNA LOVE IT.
...AND A NAP, THAT WOULD BE A WIN-WIN SITUATION.
YOU GONNA COME RIGHT OVER HERE, MISS PEGGY.
YOU'LL JUST TURN THIS ON.
GOD.
ISN'T IT EXCITING?
I WILL SEE YOU IN A LITTLE WHILE, OKAY?
[ LAUGHS ]
WHOO-WHEE!
Jeana: CHELSEY AND JARED ARE ON THE ROAD TOWARDS CHARLESTON,
ALONG WITH BANDIT AND MARVIN.
NOT EXACTLY WHAT OUR NEWLYWEDS WOULD CALL AN IDEAL HONEYMOON.
SINCE WE'RE ON OUR HONEYMOON,
ARE WE GONNA DO EVERYTHING THE TRADITIONAL WAY YOU DO IT?
LIKE, START A FAMILY? [ LAUGHS ]
HUH? I MEAN, YEAH,
WE'RE GONNA PRACTICE FOR STARTING A FAMILY.
LOTS OF PRACTICE. PRACTICE MAKES PERFECT.
I KNOW.
Chelsey: WE'RE LIKE AN HOUR INTO THIS TRIP.
WHY AREN'T WE HERE?
AND I'VE NEVER HEARD OF THIS PLACE.
I MEAN, I DON'T LEAVE MYRTLE BEACH HARDLY EVER.
BANDIT, WAKE UP.
WE'RE CLOSE, RIGHT?
WE'RE ALMOST THERE. MAYBE ANOTHER HOUR AND A HALF.
CHARLESTON'S LIKE A 95-MILE DRIVE FROM MYRTLE BEACH.
IT'S LIKE TWO HOURS.
BANDIT SAID THEIR PLACE WAS CLOSE BY.
I MEAN, WHY THE HELL WOULD WE HAVE TO DRIVE
ANOTHER HOUR AND A HALF IF IT'S CLOSE BY?
WOW.
BANDIT.
WE CAN TAKE CARE OF YOUR GAS.
TAKE CARE? DUDE!
I'M NOT DRIVING AN HOUR AND A HALF MORE
TO DROP YOU GUYS OFF.
IT WAS AN HOUR AND A HALF MORE OUT OF THE WAY.
TWO FOOLS TELLING US IT'S ON THE WAY
AND REALLY JUST TRICKING US
INTO GOING AN HOUR AND A HALF OUT OF THE WAY.
THAT'S NOT RIGHT, GUYS.
I LIED TO CHELSEY AND JARED ABOUT THE DISTANCE,
BUT YOU KNOW WHAT? WE NEEDED THE LIFT.
I'M NOT GONNA HAVE MY HONEYMOON RUINED.
I'M NOT GONNA HAVE TO HAVE HER ALL STRESSED OUT
THE REST OF THE NIGHT. THEY'RE RUINING [BLEEP]
I SPENT A LOT OF TIME PLANNING THIS. THEY GOT TO GO.
THIS BRINGS US TO THE END OF YOUR JOURNEY WITH US.
UH...
YOU JUST DOUBLED OUR TRIP.
TOO FAR OF A STRETCH. COME ON.
YOU'RE GOING. YOU'RE GOING. YOU'RE OUT.
KICK ROCKS. LET'S GO.
PLEASE, JARED?
"PLEASE," NO. NOTHING. GO.
SORRY, MAN.
JUST TAKE ME WITH YOU GUYS.
I'LL PAY FOR EVERYTHING.
BABE, SHUT THE DOOR.
YEAH, WE ARE.
CHOOSE BETTER FRIENDS NEXT TIME, MAN.
FRIENDS DON'T LEAVE OTHER FRIENDS
ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD, JARED.
IT'S HOT OUT HERE!
WAIT! WAIT! WAIT!
THEY HAVE CELLPHONES. THEY CAN SURVIVE.
WE'LL BE BACK ON 17 NOW, BABY.
WE'RE NOT THAT FAR FROM HOME.
IF THEY HAVE TO WALK, I'LL SEE THEM IN A COUPLE DAYS.
Marvin: LOOK, THEY'RE COMING BACK.
I'M NOT STOPPING.
GET OUT OF THE ROAD.
WAIT, STOP! WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA!
WHOA!
MAYBE THEY'LL RIDE BACK WITH THE ALIENS.
UGH!
SO, JEFF FROM VILLAGE CREEK ASKED ME OUT ON A DATE.
SINCE BROCK BLEW ME OFF, I WAS LIKE, HELL, YEAH, I SAID YES.
OOH.
I WONDER IF THEY HAVE SLUSHIES. [ GASPS ]
EVEN IF WE DO HAVE TO GO OUT ON A SECRET DATE.
I MEAN, SNEAKING AROUND IS KIND OF SEXY.
CHEERS.
SO... TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF.
I'M AN ARTIST, SO I GO AROUND DOING LIVE ART
AT DIFFERENT MUSIC EVENTS AND BARS.
I ACTUALLY BODY PAINT.
REALLY?
WHICH IS THE BEST CANVAS EVER.
YEAH.
SO, YOU PAINT ON BODIES.
YEAH.
LIKE, NAKED BODIES OR JUST, LIKE...
YOU INTERESTED?
OH, LORD.
BODY PAINTING SOUNDS LIKE A GOOD DATE NUMBER THREE TO ME.
JUST GOES TO SHOW YOU
YOU CAN MEET ALL KINDS IN THE TRAILER PARK,
EVEN IF IT'S IN VILLAGE CREEK.
I GUESS YOU COULD SAY YOU'RE "OFF LIMITS"
BECAUSE YOU'RE FROM VILLAGE CREEK.
AND THAT'S KIND OF LIKE...
YEAH.
OUR PARK RIVALRY IS JUST GETTING OUT OF HAND.
DO YOU REALLY CARE, THOUGH?
I DON'T CARE.
YOU KNOW, LIKE, IF THEY ARE REALLY YOUR FRIENDS,
THERE SHOULDN'T BE AN ISSUE.
THEY SHOULD BE HAPPY FOR YOU TO FIND SOMEONE
THAT PERHAPS THAT YOU COULD BE WITH
OR HAVE FUN WITH OR WHATEVER.
THIS GUY JEFF -- HE'S A BIT OF A REBEL.
I MEAN, HE'S GONNA DO WHATEVER THE HELL HE WANTS TO.
AND THAT KIND OF REMINDS ME OF ME.
SO, WHAT ARE YOU GETTING AT?
LIKE, ARE YOU TRYING TO ASK ME OUT AGAIN OR SOMETHING?
MAYBE I AM.
MAYBE?
MAYBE? HUH?
WOULD YOU LIKE TO GO OUT WITH ME AGAIN?
OKAY.
THIS VILLAGE CREEK GUY --
HE'S HOT, HE'S DOWN TO EARTH, AND HE'S A FREE SPIRIT.
I'M KIND OF HOPING, YOU KNOW, THE SECOND DATE,
MIGHT CAN FIND OUT WHAT KIND OF KISSER HE IS.
WELL, I GUESS WE'LL HAVE TO MAKE THIS SECRETIVE.
OOH, LA, LA.
YES.
BROCK...WHO?
Jeana: YOU WOULD THINK THAT WITH AGE COMES WISDOM,
BUT MISS PEGGY STILL HASN'T LEARNED
THAT TOO MUCH OF ANYTHING CAN NEVER BE GOOD.
BECKY, ON THE OTHER HAND,
SHE'S LEARNING TO DEAL WITH VILLAGE CREEK.
FOOL ME ONCE, SHAME ON YOU.
FOOL ME TWICE, IT'S TIME TO GET EVEN.
HEY, GIRL, I JUST SAW MISS PEGGY IN THE TANNING BED.
WHAT'D YOU THINK ABOUT THAT ROOM?
IT LOOKS GOOD.
Y'ALL GONNA DO GOOD.
YOU GOT MY STUFF?
GIRL, YOU KNOW I DO. I TOLD YOU I'D GET IT.
I WANT TO SEE WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE.
I GOT BLUE.
I WAS ABLE TO PICK UP THE INDUSTRIAL-STRENGTH BLUE DYE,
AND IF BECKY CAN GET ONE DROP IN ROXIE'S WATER LINE,
WHEN SHE TAKES A SHOWER,
SHE IS GOING TO BE ONE BIG BLUEBERRY.
Becky: YEAH.
LOOK AT THAT.
[ GASPS ] THAT'S BLUE.
IT'S STRONG, THOUGH.
I MEAN, REAL STRONG STUFF.
LET ME SEE.
IT AIN'T GOING NOWHERE.
OH, IT'S NOT COMING OFF, IS IT?
WHOEVER INVENTED THIS STUFF, THEY'RE GENIUSES.
ROXANNE.
HER AND HER FRIEND KARMA GONNA BE BLUE.
I AM EXCITED. I CAN'T WAIT.
I THINK I'M GONNA TAKE THIS
AND I'M GONNA PUT IT UP FOR SAFE KEEPING.
I WILL TALK TO YOU LATER.
IF YOU NEED ANY MORE, HOLLER.
I WILL.
I'LL CALL YOU SOON.
BYE.
Bandit: AFTER JARED AND CHELSEY DITCHED US,
WE WERE IN A BIT OF A PICKLE.
HEY, BROTHER, THERE YOU GO.
HEY. WAIT.
AS YOU MIGHT IMAGINE,
IT'S NOT EASY HITCHHIKING WITH TWO GUYS LOOKING LIKE US.
Man: WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
HOW YOU DOING, MY MAN? WE GOING TO...
BOWMAN. BOWMAN, SOUTH CAROLINA.
ARE WE CLOSE TO IT?
NO?
HOW FAR?
A LONG WAY. GET IN. I'LL TAKE YOU THERE.
WE FINALLY GOT A RIDE TO BOWMAN.
ACTUALLY, WE GOT A RIDE MAYBE ABOUT TWO MILES BEFORE BOWMAN.
WE HAD TO WALK THE REST OF THE WAY.
LOOK. "WELCOME TO BOWMAN."
WE MADE IT.
IT'S AROUND HERE SOMEWHERE.
THIS WAY.
THIS IS IT. MARVIN, WE MADE IT.
HI, Y'ALL.
Jeana: COMING UP...
ARE YOU SEEING SOMEBODY FROM VILLAGE CREEK?
WHO'D YOU HEAR THAT FROM?
DOESN'T MATTER WHO I HEARD IT FROM.
JUST ANSWER MY QUESTION, PLEASE.
YOU KNOW WHAT?
DO YOU WANT ME TO JUST GIVE YOU A KNIFE
AND YOU CAN JUST STAB ME IN THE BACK?
[ INSECTS CHIRPING ]
Bandit: MARVIN AND I FINALLY MADE IT TO BOWMAN,
AND NOW WE CAN REALLY FIND OUT WHAT HAPPENED TO SILVER BULLET.
THIS IS IT.
YOU COME FOR A TOUR?
ACTUALLY, NO. WE CAME HERE TO TALK TO YOU.
OKAY, WHY DON'T Y'ALL MEET ME AROUND AT THE FRONT DOOR?
YOU GOT IT.
Bandit: CAPTAIN JODY,
I WOULD SAY HE'S DEFINITELY LEGIT.
I MEAN, I RESEARCHED HIM.
IF THERE'S ANYBODY IN THIS WORLD
THAT REALLY KNOWS ANYTHING ABOUT ALIENS,
IT WOULD BE CAPTAIN JODY.
NICE TO MEET Y'ALL.
YEAH, I BUILT THE UFO WELCOME CENTER
TO ACTUALLY WELCOME THE ALIENS DOWN TO PLANET EARTH.
I JUST BUILT IT SO THEY WOULD COME.
I'VE SEEN THE UFOs MYSELF.
FINALLY SOMEONE WHO HAS HAD DIRECT CONTACT WITH THE ALIENS.
AN EXPERT WHO CAN TELL ME
EXACTLY WHAT HAPPENED TO THE SILVER BULLET.
IT'S A TRAILER THAT ACTUALLY DISAPPEARED,
AND IT REAPPEARED AGAIN.
WE'RE JUST HERE TO ASK A COUPLE OF QUESTIONS
AND, YOU KNOW, PROBE YOU A LITTLE BIT.
NOT LIKE WHAT ALIENS DO, BUT, YOU KNOW, TO PICK YOUR BRAINS.
COME ON IN.
THAT'S FAIR ENOUGH.
WATCH YOUR HEAD AND YOUR FOOT.
THIS WAS GONNA BE MY EXPERIMENTAL ENGINE ROOM.
I ALREADY HAD IT SET UP.
Marvin: ARE YOU RUNNING FOR MAYOR?
THREE TIMES.
I LOST ALL THREE, AND I SAID THAT'S ENOUGH.
WATCH YOUR HEAD THERE.
Marvin: I'M IN AWE WHAT THIS MAN HAS DONE,
BUT WE STILL HAVE TO FIND OUT
WHAT HAPPENED TO THE SILVER BULLET.
THE SILVER BULLET WAS ACTUALLY A CAMPER FROM THE '60s.
BUT IT'S A SQUARE, RECTANGLE.
RECTANGULAR, LONG.
LIKE A CIGAR.
I'M AT A LOSS TO EXPLAIN
THE INSTANTANEOUS DISAPPEARANCE, LIKE A MAGIC TRICK.
YOU KNOW, ACTUALLY, IT PROBABLY LOOKS LIKE A SPACESHIP
THAT LOOKS LIKE ONE OF THEIRS.
THAT'S WHY THEY TOOK IT.
THEY GAVE IT BACK TO YOU BECAUSE IT WASN'T THEIRS
AND THEY'RE NOT INTERESTED IN TRAILERS.
Marvin: IT MAKES PERFECT SENSE.
THIS WAS JUST AN INTERGALACTIC CASE OF MISTAKEN IDENTITY.
HOPEFULLY MYRTLE MANOR IS NO LONGER A HOTSPOT
FOR ALIEN ACTIVITY.
SHOULD WE CALL THE FBI? SHOULD WE CALL...
OH, NO, NEVER CALL THE GOVERNMENT.
IF YOU WANT TO KEEP YOUR LIFE,
ACT LIKE NOTHING HAPPENED, OKAY?
SO IN OTHER WORDS, WE REALLY CAN'T MENTION...?
NEVER. NOTHING HAPPENED.
TO ANYBODY?
NOTHING...HAPPENED.
Jeana: TANGULLS IS THE PLACE TO GO FOR HAIR, MASSAGE,
AND ALL THE DIRT YOU CAN HANDLE ABOUT MYRTLE MANOR RESIDENTS.
I CANNOT THANK YOU ENOUGH.
SHE KNOWS WHAT SHE'S DOING. I FEEL WONDERFUL.
Roy: ISN'T IT GREAT?
HEY, KIM.
DO I HAVE THE NEWS FOR Y'ALL.
OH, MY GOD. Y'ALL BE QUIET. BE QUIET, BE QUIET.
SIT DOWN. SIT DOWN.
I WENT OUT TO GET SOME ICE CREAM.
BUT GUESS WHO I SAW OUT?
ROXANNE WITH SOMEBODY?
AMANDA AND THE GUY FROM VILLAGE CREEK.
I SWEAR.
NO LIE.
OH, MY GOD!
YOU KNOW HOW WE LOVE OUR GOSSIP IN THE SOUTH.
AND THIS LITTLE TIDBIT --
THAT'S LIKE A BUFFET OF ALL-YOU-CAN-EAT GOSSIP.
Anne: WELL, SAY SHE IS SEEING THIS GUY.
THAT'S FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY. NO.
BECAUSE IT'S NOT LIKE SHE DOES NOT KNOW WHAT'S BEEN GOING ON
WITH SOMEBODY FROM VILLAGE CREEK,
SO SHE'S GUILTY BY SEEING HIM.
THAT'S IT.
YOU GOT TO TELL BECKY. YOU GOT TO TELL BECKY.
SHE HAS TO KNOW.
ALL YOU NEED TO TELL BECKY IS YOU SAW HER...
OH, MY GOD. MISS PEGGY.
MISS PEGGY.
MISS PEGGY'S BEEN A-TANNING.
I ENJOY THE TANNING BED BECAUSE IT RELAXES ME.
Jeana: WHERE YOU BEEN? YOU LOOK LIKE A RACCOON.
IT'S TOO SOON, MISS PEGGY.
Kim: NEVER IN MY LIFE HAVE I SAW AN OLD WOMAN PUSHING 90
WITH A ROBE ON AND THEN WANTING TO GET BACK IN THE TANNING BED.
YOU ALREADY BURNED UP, BOO.
YOU'RE TAN-OREXIC, MISS PEGGY!
THERE'S SOMETHING WRONG WITH YOU!
Jeana: IT MIGHT HAVE TAKEN A HAIR LONGER THAN THEY EXPECTED,
BUT JARED AND CHELSEY FINALLY ROLLED IN TO CHARLESTON
AND ARE OFFICIALLY KICKING OFF THAT HONEYMOON.
HI.
THIS IS CHELSEY.
CHELSEY, GOOD TO SEE YOU.
NICE TO MEET YOU.
JARED. I TALKED TO YOU BEFORE ABOUT THIS TOUR.
Y'ALL COME ON UP.
YOU TALKED BEFORE?
I TOLD YOU I HAD A PLAN, BABY.
Jared: WHAT DOES SHE THINK?
WE'RE JUST GONNA WALK AROUND CHARLESTON AND GET DRUNK?
I'M TRYING TO DO SOME FAIRY-TALE [BLEEP] HERE.
ISN'T THAT BEAUTIFUL?
Man: NOW WE'RE IN THE OLD WALLED CITY.
I SEE.
I LIKE THIS STUFF.
Chelsey: THAT IS PRETTY.
THIS IS WHERE GEORGE WASHINGTON STAYED
WHEN HE CAME TO VISIT US IN 1791.
HE SPENT A WEEK RIGHT HERE.
WHAT'S THE MUSIC SCENE LIKE HERE?
DO YOU KNOW ON MEETING STREET HERE,
THERE'S ALL KINDS OF REALLY WONDERFUL PLACES.
Jared: I COULD LIVE IN CHARLESTON, YOU KNOW,
GET THE MUSIC OFF THE GROUND,
BE THE BREADWINNER, TAKE CARE OF MY LADY FOR ONCE.
Man: WE'RE COMING UP TO THIS ROMANTIC, LITTLE PARK HERE,
SO I'M GONNA LET YOU TWO HAVE AT IT FOR A LITTLE WHILE.
I'LL SEE YOU IN A MINUTE.
Chelsey: I THOUGHT WE WERE JUST GONNA BE DRUNK
ROAMING THE STREETS OF CHARLESTON,
BUT JARED PULLED IT OFF.
I'M IMPRESSED.
IT WAS ACTUALLY VERY, VERY ROMANTIC.
Becky: RUMOR HAS IT AMANDA'S SEEING A GUY FROM VILLAGE CREEK.
I'M GOING TO TALK TO HER TO MAKE SURE
THIS IS JUST A RUMOR AND NOT TRUE.
HEY, MISS BECKY.
ARE YOU SEEING SOMEBODY FROM VILLAGE CREEK?
WHO'D YOU HEAR THAT FROM?
DOESN'T MATTER WHO I HEARD IT FROM.
JUST ANSWER MY QUESTION, PLEASE.
I MEAN, WHY...
ARE YOU SEEING SOMEBODY FROM VILLAGE CREEK
IS ALL I WANT TO KNOW.
[ INSECTS CHIRPING ]
ARE YOU SEEING SOMEBODY FROM VILLAGE CREEK?
WHO'D YOU HEAR THAT FROM?
ARE YOU SEEING SOMEBODY FROM VILLAGE CREEK
IS ALL I WANT TO KNOW.
WHAT'S IT MATTER?
[ SIGHS ]
IT'S JUST A SIMPLE YES OR NO.
YEAH.
YOU DISRESPECTED ME.
YOU CAN'T TELL ME WHO I CAN AND CAN'T DATE.
YOU AIN'T MY MAMA. YOU AIN'T MY DADDY.
AND NOBODY ELSE IN THE DAMN PARK IS, EITHER.
IF I WAS YOUR MAMA OR YOUR DADDY,
I WOULD HAVE TORE YOUR BEHIND UP!
DO YOU WANT ME TO JUST GIVE YOU A KNIFE
AND YOU CAN JUST STAB ME IN THE BACK?
I MEAN, REALLY?
THAT'S WHAT YOU'RE DOING!
I WOULDN'T STAB ANYBODY IN THE BACK, FIRST OF ALL.
IF I WANT TO STAB YOU, IT'S GONNA BE IN YOUR FACE.
YOU KNOW WHAT? I'LL GIVE YOU TWO CHOICES.
ONE -- PACK YOUR STUFF AND GET OUT OF MY PARK.
TWO -- YOU CAN DUMP HIM
AND STAY HERE AT HOME WHERE YOU BELONG.
I DON'T EVEN THINK THAT'S LEGAL.
LIKE, CAN SHE EVICT ME FOR WHO I'M DATING?
ARE YOU SERIOUS RIGHT NOW?
I'M DEAD SERIOUS!
I AM SO DISAPPOINTED IN YOU!
Jeana: CHARLESTON MIGHT ONLY BE TWO HOURS AWAY
FROM MYRTLE MANOR,
BUT RIGHT NOW, FOR JARED AND CHELSEY,
IT MUST FEEL LIKE A MILLION MILES AWAY.
Chelsey: THANK YOU.
FOR WHAT?
FOR BEING MINE.
MM-HMM.
I LOVE JARED,
AND I AM DEFINITELY FALLING IN LOVE ALL OVER AGAIN.
HE GIVES ME GOOSE BUMPS.
YOU KNOW WHEN I FIRST MET YOU,
DEFINITE FIRST THOUGHT WAS NOT "I'M GONNA MARRY THIS MAN."
I WAS LIKE, "WHO IS THIS REDNECK DUDE WHO GETS WASTED?
THIS SHOULD BE FUN." AND LOOK WHAT HAPPENED.
REDNECK DUDE? I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY EVERYONE
JUST ASSUMED THAT I WAS A REDNECK.
YOU WEAR CUTOFF FLANNELS.
I WASN'T LOOKING FOR A HUSBAND MOVING TO MYRTLE BEACH.
I WAS LOOKING TO PARTY.
BUT I'M HAPPY.
I'M HAPPY, TOO, BABY.
BEST THING THAT EVER HAPPENED TO ME.
THANK YOU.
EXCEPT FOR OUR UNBORN CHILD.
[ LAUGHS ]
IT'S GONNA STAY UNBORN FOR A WHILE.
WHAT?!
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
LOOK AT YOU WALKING FAST.
AMANDA IS DATING ONE OF THEM VILLAGE CREEK PEOPLE.
THERE'S ALWAYS A ROTTEN APPLE.
I'M OVER BEING STABBED IN THE BACK BY MY OWN RESIDENTS.
I'VE GOT MY OWN ENEMY TO DEAL WITH.
THE MORE IMPORTANT THING HERE IS DID YOU GET THE DYE?
[ GASPS ] OH, MY GOD. I DID.
YEAH.
GOT THIS GOOD, LITTLE PLACE I HID IT.
GUESS WHAT?
DA-DA!
NOTHING.
MM-HMM.
NO, I REALLY DID PUT IT IN HERE.
[ SIGHS ]
SOMEBODY'S SABOTAGING ME.
I KNOW SOMEBODY IS TRYING TO SABOTAGE ME.
I DON'T SEE A THING.
I DON'T KNOW WHERE IT IS.
I KNOW YOU THINK I'M CRAZY, BUT I'M NOT.
NOBODY FROM VILLAGE CREEK KNOWS.
WE JUST HAD THIS CONVERSATION.
Becky: THE ONLY WAY ANYBODY WOULD KNOW
IS IF THERE'S A SPY HERE IN MYRTLE MANOR
FEEDING INFORMATION TO VILLAGE CREEK.
WE GOT A RAT AMONG US.
I'M NOT SURPRISED.
I DON'T EVEN WANT TO THINK ABOUT WHO THAT COULD BE.
THAT RIGHT THERE IS THE ULTIMATE ACT OF BETRAYAL.
Jeana: IT TOOK A LOT OF WALKING AND AN UNCOMFORTABLE BUS RIDE,
BUT MARVIN AND BANDIT HAVE FINALLY MADE IT BACK
FROM THEIR NOT-SO-CLOSE ENCOUNTER.
YOU'RE CHEATING.
Anne: MARVIN! BANDIT!
LADIES, HOW ARE YOU?
YOU'RE SWEATING, YOU'RE LIMPING.
WE JUST WALKED GOD KNOWS HOW MANY MILES, OKAY?
I HEARD YOU WENT TO BOWMAN TO AN ALIEN MUSEUM
OR RESEARCH CENTER OR SOMETHING.
WE TRIED TO INVESTIGATE, YOU KNOW, THE ABNORMAL ACTIVITIES,
AND WE FOUND OUT THAT [CHUCKLES] FOR OUR SAFETY,
WE CANNOT EVER, EVER TALK ABOUT ALIENS
ABDUCTING THE SILVER BULLET, BECAUSE IT DID NOT HAPPEN.
WELL, YOU'RE RIGHT. IT DIDN'T HAPPEN.
IT DIDN'T HAPPEN.
CORRECT. EXACTLY.
YEAH, THEY GOT IT.
SO, ALIENS DID NOT TAKE THE SILVER BULLET.
NO.
AND YOU ALREADY KNOW THAT.
YEAH, WE KNOW THAT.
Kim: I FEEL SAFE.
Kim: MARVIN AND BANDIT NEED TO TAKE ANOTHER TRIP.
LIKE, THIS TIME TO THE LOONY BIN.
REMEMBER...SHH.
NO WAY.
SILENCE IS GOLDEN.
Bandit: SOME THINGS ARE ACTUALLY BETTER LEFT UNSAID.
I'D REALLY NOT LIKE TO TALK ABOUT THIS ANYMORE.
SO, NEXT QUESTION.
SO EXCITED.
HOME.
BABY, HURRY.
GET THIS PARTY STARTED.
CARRY ME.
[ CHUCKLES ]
OW! OW! ELBOW.
SHUT THE DOOR. NOBODY INTERRUPTS THIS.
Jeana: COMING UP...
Becky: WE'RE HAVING THE REOPENING OF OUR POOL
WITH OUR NEWEST ADDITION.
ARE YOU READY?!
[ CHEERING ]
OH, MY GOD.
[ INSECTS CHIRPING ]
Jeana: BECKY'S GOT A WHOLE MESS OF PROBLEMS TO DEAL WITH
AT THE TRAILER PARK,
BUT SOMETIMES YOU GOT TO LET IT ALL GO
AND ENJOY THE SIMPLE THINGS IN LIFE.
Becky: WE'RE HAVING THE REOPENING OF OUR POOL
WITH OUR NEWEST ADDITION.
I DECIDED THAT WE WOULD ADD SOMETHING NEW,
KIND OF A SURPRISE FOR THE RESIDENTS.
I'M EXTREMELY EXCITED, 'CAUSE Y'ALL KNOW
THE POOL'S MY FAVORITE THING ABOUT MYRTLE MANOR.
SO, GUYS, HOW WAS THE HONEYMOON?
IT WAS GOOD.
JARED PLANNED A BUNCH OF STUFF.
UNH-UNH.
WE TOOK A CARRIAGE RIDE.
I'M TELLING YOU, HE STEPPED HIS GAME UP.
HE WON SOME BROWNIE POINTS ON THAT ONE.
Becky: ALL RIGHT, Y'ALL!
THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK Y'ALL FOR COMING!
IT'S THE REOPENING OF OUR NICE, CLEAN POOL
NOW THAT IT NO LONGER IS FULL OF GELATIN,
THANKS TO VILLAGE CREEK.
Brock: THE POOL WAS ENTIRELY FILLED WITH THIS GELATIN.
I MEAN, IT WAS NASTY STUFF.
BUT I FINALLY GOT THE POOL CLEAN AGAIN, AND IT'S READY TO GO.
ARE Y'ALL READY?
[ CHEERING ]
OH, I REALLY HOPE IT'S A WET BAR.
ARE YOU READY?!
[ CHEERING ]
SHOW US THE GOODS.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
IT'S LIKE A SLIDE FOR CHILDREN.
I CAN'T GET ON THAT SLIDE.
IF I TRY TO GET ON THAT THING, I'LL BUST EVERYTHING.
[ ALL CHANTING "BECKY" ]
I'M EXCITED TO TAKE MY SLIDE OF PRIDE.
[ CHEERING ]
[ ALL GROAN ]
BECKY!
Roy: OH, MY GOD.
Man: WHAT HAPPENED? LOOK AT HER!
BECKY.
YOU'RE BLUE.
[ SCREAMS ]
OH, MY WORD!
OH, MY GOD.
ROXANNE HAS DONE THIS TO ME!
Man: BECKY, I THINK YOU SHOULD GET OUT OF THERE.
ROXIE! SHE'S NOTHING BUT WHITE TRASH!
BECKY IS TOTALLY LOSING HER [BLEEP]
[ GROWLS ]
SHE'S SO DAMN MAD RIGHT NOW, IT'S RIDICULOUS.
BUT SHE'S BLUE. [ CHUCKLES ]
JEANA!
Jeana: I THINK YOU'RE RIGHT ABOUT THAT.
WHY YOU POINTING AT ME?
Man: TRAITOR.
THERE'S A RAT IN MYRTLE MANOR.
WE'RE GONNA CATCH HIM. THIS RAT IS GOING IN A TRAP.
Roy: MARVIN BETTER GET TO THE BOTTOM OF THIS,
BECAUSE IF HE DOESN'T,
THIS STUFF IS GONNA GET WORSE AND WORSE,
AND PEOPLE ARE JUST GONNA GET MEANER AND MEANER
AND MORE VINDICTIVE.
MARVIN, GO CHECK THE CAMERAS!
Marvin: THE CAMERA'S GONE, BECKY!
[ SIGHS ]
THE PARTY'S OVER! JUST GO HOME!
YOU NEED HELP, BECKY?
MARVIN, IT'S JUST AS MUCH YOUR FAULT AS IT IS ROXANNE'S!
I HEARD IT IN HER VOICE. SHE WAS PUBLICLY HUMILIATED.
AT THIS POINT IN TIME, EVERYBODY IS A SUSPECT...
...AS NOBODY IS ABOVE OR BEYOND SUSPICION HERE IN MYRTLE MANOR.
Jeana: NEXT TIME ON "TRAILER PARK: WELCOME TO MYRTLE MANOR,"
THE COMPETITION FOR BROCK HEATS UP.
Brittney: I GET WHAT I WANT. I WANT BROCK.
I'M GONNA MAKE IT HAPPEN ONE WAY OR ANOTHER.
YOU ACTUALLY ASKED BROCK OUT?
YEAH.
WAS YOU DROPPED ON YOUR HEAD AS A BABY?
I'M GONNA TELL YOU SOMETHING.
YOU DON'T DO [BLEEP] LIKE THAT, AND ESPECIALLY TO ME.
Jeana: CHELSEY AND JARED LEARN THAT THE NEXT STAGE OF MARRIAGE
ISN'T ALWAYS A BUNDLE OF JOY.
DO YOU KNOW HOW TO CHANGE A DIAPER?
Jared: NO!
I DON'T KNOW HOW TO DO THIS.
WHAT IS THAT?
I DON'T KNOW, BUT I DON'T KNOW HOW
TO WIPE HIS PEE-PEE.
AND THE LATEST PRANKS PUSH BECKY TO HER BREAKING POINT...
WE'RE GONNA SETTLE THIS ONCE AND FOR ALL.
[BLEEP] ABOUT TO GET REAL.
YOU MAKE SURE YOU COME HUNGRY,
'CAUSE YOU'RE GONNA BE EATING MY DUST.
Jeana: ...FORCING THE TRAILER PARK RIVALRY INTO HIGH GEAR.
SHE'LL DO IT.
GOD, I HOPE SHE LIVES.
Man: PUNCH IT! PUNCH IT!
ALL THE WAY, PEOPLE! ALL THE WAY!
[ INSECTS CHIRPING ]