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>> Scott: Welcome to My Dad's Bedtime Stories
I'm Scott Harpole and I'm going to tell you one of my Favorite bedtime stories called
"The 19th Bear". Are you ready? Okay.
The 1st Bear was too hungry. Hey! Leave my Mom's cookie's alone!
The 2nd Bear wanted to go hunting. That's my Daddy's rifle. Put it back. KaPow!
The 3rd Bear wanted to play with Goldilocks. Next!!!
The 4th Bear wouldn't brush his teeth. Those teeth look yellow dude!
The 5th Bear said the fire was too hot to lay down in front of.
I'm sweating in here, you know
The 6th Bear wanted to play board games? Umm Next!
The 7th Bear wanted to rock in my rocking chair.
You're supposed to be laying down in front of the fire!
The 8th Bear said the floor was too hard. Oh Brother!
The 9th Bear said the floor was too soft. What?
The 10th Bear wanted to get soda out of the fridge. Hey! Knock it off with the soda.
The 11th Bear wanted to give me a bear hug. That's...why...they...call.[cough, cough]..it...a bear...hug....!
The 12th Bear was to growly. Watch the attitude Bub!
The 13th Bear had too many fleas. Can we get a flea collar in here, please?
The 14th Bear snored. Snort, snort, ggghh.
How can a person sleep around here with all that snoring?
The 15th Bear invited friends over. Uh, we cannot have a beaver and a duck in the living room.
Ahh Nope.
The 16th Bear was too gassy. Shew wee! Somebody bring me a fan, please?
The 17th Bear wanted to lay down on top of me. You..weigh [cough]..a ..ton.
It's supposed to be the other way around!
The 18th Bear had stinky armpits. Please, please go take a shower.
But the 19th Bear was just perfect. Perfect for a bear rug that is.
No, not a real bear, but a nice warm bear rug
that was just right for sleeping in front of the fire.
Ahh. Good night.