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Jeana: LAST TIME ON "WELCOME TO MYRTLE MANOR"...
GO-O-O-OD MORNING, MYRTLE MANOR!
BECKY'S ASSEMBLED ALL THE FINE, UPSTANDING RESIDENTS
HERE AT THE TRAILER PARK...
EVERYONE MUST ATTEND THE TOWN-HALL MEETING.
...FOR A GOOD OLD-FASHIONED TOWN HALL...
WE'RE GONNA HAVE A BIG POOL PARTY.
Jeana: ...TO TALK ABOUT
ALL THE IMPORTANT MATTERS...
IS SKINNY-DIPPING ALLOWED IN THE POOL?
WHOO!
SHE WAS SURE SHOWING HER SOME CHRISTMAS.
[ LAUGHTER ]
Jeana: ...AND TO INTRODUCE OUR NEWEST RESIDENT, JARED.
I LOVE TO RIDE MOTORCYCLES, JUST KIND OF DRIFT ALONG IN LIFE, YOU KNOW?
Becky: THE BOY DOESN'T HAVE ANY COMMON SENSE,
BUT BLESS HIS HEART.
I COULDN'T LET HIM STAY ON THE STREET.
Jeana: HE MEANS WELL, BUT HE'S BROUGHT A HEAP OF TROUBLE
TO OUR TORTURED LOVERS, TAYLOR AND JESSICA.
THAT'S GONNA BE AN ISSUE. [ LAUGHS ]
SURE.
Taylor: SHE CAN SLEEP OUT IN THE RAIN, FOR ALL I CARE.
IT'S JUST A MESS. ME AND HIM ARE A MESS.
Jeana: SPEAKING OF MESSES,
BECKY'S FAILURE TO EVICT BANDIT...
JUST LIKE SYLVESTER STALLONE, YOU STARTED THIS WAR, NOT ME,
...HAS GOTTEN HER INTO SOME HOT WATER WITH HER DADDY, CECIL.
WHEN I TURNED THIS THING OVER TO YOU, WHAT'D I TELL YOU?
THIS IS A BUSINESS.
NOT A HOBBY.
SHE NEEDS TO GET TOUGH IF SHE'S GONNA RUN THIS PARK.
Jeana: AND COMING UP NEXT, THINGS GET EVEN TOUGHER,
AS OUR LOCAL HAIR SALON GETS THE SMACKDOWN FROM THE CITY HALL.
OH, MY GOD. WE'VE BEEN CONDEMNED.
WE LOOK LIKE A LANDFILL
IN THE TRAILER PARK.
FINE! WE'RE ALL GONNA BE WITHOUT A JOB!
SHE MUST'VE FORGOT HER MEDICINE TODAY.
WE GOT TO MAKE RENT, CHEL.
Jeana: THEN WHEN THE WIENER GIRLS
EXPERIENCE A DIP IN BUSINESS...
WE MADE LIKE $6.
...WILL THEY BE ABLE TO THINK OUTSIDE THE BUN?
SO, I'M TALKING TO THE WIENER GIRLS.
ONE OF THEM'S KIND OF SMART AND SASSY.
THE OTHER ONE'S KIND OF DUMB AS A BAG OF ROCKS.
I'M FIGURING I CAN BRING SOMETHING TO THE DUO.
MAKE IT A TRIO.
Jessica: GET OUT!
THAT'S A [BLEEP] MOVE, JESS.
Jeana: AND AS THE SITUATION WITH JESSICA GOES DOWNHILL FAST...
WHEN YOU HEART HURTS ENOUGH, YOU DON'T CARE ABOUT YOUR [BLEEP]
Jeana: ...JUST HOW FAR WILL TAYLOR
GO TO KEEP THE COMPETITION AWAY?
YOU WANT TO CALL ME A [BLEEP] TO MY FACE?!
LET'S GO, TAYLOR! COME ON!
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IT'S A BEAUTIFUL DAY IN MYRTLE BEACH.
THE SUN IS SHINING, THE POOL IS WARM,
AND IT'S LIKE A POSTCARD FOR EASY LIVING.
BUT, WAIT.
IT LOOKS LIKE BAD NEWS HAS JUST DROVE IN,
AND IT'S PARKING AT TANGULLS.
Man: YOU GOT THE DRILL?
LET'S GO SHUT THIS PLACE DOWN.
[ DRILL WHIRS ]
Anne: WHAT IS THIS? I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT'S GOING ON.
YOU KNOW, I'M JUST IN MY KITCHEN,
DOING MY -- MY DOMESTIC GODDESS STUFF,
BUT I CONTINUE TO HEAR THIS -- THIS LOUD SOUND.
HAD TO SHUT IT DOWN.
WHY ARE THEY CLOSING?
Man: UNSANITARY.
NO! I DIDN'T EVEN GET MY HAIR DONE YET.
THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT I WAS THINKING.
MM-HMM.
CONDEMNED.
WE'RE JUST DOING WHAT THEY TOLD US TO DO.
I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY TANGULLS GOT SHUT DOWN.
LIKE, WHAT CAN BE ILLEGAL ABOUT COLORING HAIR?
CAN THEY STILL OPEN BACK UP?
GINA IS GONNA BE SO PISSED.
I GUESS TANGULLS HAS BEEN CONDEMNED, AND I'M HEARTBROKEN.
AND I'M WORRIED ABOUT MY HAIR.
WHAT THE [BLEEP] IS THAT?
Gina: I HAVE NO CLUE.
THAT SIGN SAYS,
"CONDEMNED."
"THIS BUILDING CONDEMNED"?
IT SAYS, "CONDEMNED," THAT WE'RE NOT SAFE TO BE OPEN.
WELL...
THIS AIN'T HAPPENING.
THAT'S RIDICULOUS.
REALLY?
HATE IT.
OH, MY GOD. WE'VE BEEN CONDEMNED.
I MEAN, I'VE HEARD ABOUT PEOPLE GETTING CONDEMNED
AND THEM PUTTING PADLOCKS ON THE DOOR,
THIS IS THE FIRST TIME
ME TOO.
WE'RE TAKING THIS [BLEEP] OFF.
WE CAN GET IT RIGHT.
HEY! WHAT IN THE WORLD?
THEY HAVE LOCKED THE DAMN DOOR.
LOOK AT ROY MAN UP. LOOK AT YOU.
HE'S GETTING HIS BUTCH AWARD TODAY.
LET ME HELP YOU. YOU OUT OF THE WAY?
AAH!
[ LAUGHS ]
THAT IS TRAILER-PARK LAW.
YOU KNOW, YOU MESS WITH ONE,
YOU MESS WITH THE WHOLE TRAILER PARK.
THAT'S HOW WE ROLL.
HOW DID YOU GET THAT?
I DON'T KNOW.
THAT ONE'S IN THERE GOOD.
I THINK I BROKE A NAIL. I REALLY THINK I BROKE --
TRYING TO GET THAT BOARD OFF,
I THINK I ALMOST BROKE A NAIL.
GET IT, GIRL. GET IT, GET IT, GET IT, GET IT, GET IT.
THAT'S [BLEEP] SCREWED IN THERE.
THANK YOU.
WE GOT THE BOARDS OFF, AND WE LIKE, "THE HELL WITH THIS.
WE'RE OPENING UP ANYWAY."
YAY!
YOU KNOW WHY DID THIS?
'CAUSE WE'RE IN A TRAILER PARK.
BECKY'S GONNA BE PISSED.
Jeana: SPEAKING OF "TANGULLS," JESSICA AND TAYLOR
HAVE FOUND THEMSELF TANGLED IN A TERRIBLE WEB.
AFTER ACCUSING JESS
OF MAKING EYES AT THE NEW NEIGHBOR, JARED...
GET HER, GUS.
...THE SITUATION HAS GONE FROM BAD TO JUST KIND OF STRANGE.
WHAT DO YOU WANT?
UM...
I THINK WE NEED TO TALK ABOUT OUR LIVING SITUATION.
Taylor: YEAH, I'M UPSET, YOU KNOW? I FEEL DISRESPECTED.
I'M IN A RELATIONSHIP, AND YOU'RE FLIRTING WITH ANOTHER GUY?
I HAVE A REASON TO BE UPSET ABOUT THAT.
WELL, FIRST OFF, GET OFF MY BED.
THANK YOU. THESE ARE THE RULES.
IF YOU'RE AN UNWANTED GUEST IN MY PLACE,
YOU'RE NOT TO HAVE COMPANY HERE.
YOU'RE NOT TO SMOKE OR DRINK IN MY HOUSE.
AND YOU'RE TO STAY AWAY FROM ME. YOU GOT IT?
Jessica: MAYBE I PUSHED IT TOO FAR WITH JARED AND TAYLOR.
BUT, HONESTLY, LIKE, I TRIED TO MAKE THIS RELATIONSHIP WORK.
SO, BASICALLY JUST IGNORE EACH OTHER, RIGHT?
YEP.
YOU GOT IT?
ALL RIGHT.
I MAY BE OLD, AND I MAY BE TAYLOR'S MOTHER.
HOWEVER, I THINK TAYLOR
NEEDS TO BE WITH SOMEBODY THAT'S NOT SO HOOCHIE.
ONE MORE THING.
THERE'S NOTHING ELSE.
NOT AT ALL.
ONE MORE THING.
I TOLD YOU, THIS ISN'T A DISCUSSION.
DON'T GO THROUGH MY [BLEEP]
AND I WON'T GO THROUGH YOURS.
GOODBYE.
Taylor: I DO WANT HER GONE, BUT AT THE SAME TIME, YOU KNOW,
I MEAN, I'M THE FIRST ONE TO ADMIT,
LIKE, I'M STILL IN LOVE WITH THE GIRL
AND THAT HER BEHAVIOR IS GONNA KEEP UP APART.
WHEN YOUR HEART HURTS ENOUGH,
YOU DON'T CARE ABOUT YOUR [BLEEP] YOU KNOW?
COME HERE, GUS.
OH! OH!
Jeana: JESSICA AND TAYLOR AREN'T THE ONLY ONES HAVING TROUBLE.
BECKY'S BEEN TRYING TO EVICT THE BANDIT FOR WEEKS,
BUT SO FAR HE'S MANAGED TO STAY PUT.
Becky: I WISH I COULD THROW HIM OUT ON HIS *** RIGHT NOW,
BUT THE LAW SAYS I HAVE TO GIVE HIM TIME.
BUT I'M NOT GIVING HIM MUCH.
BECKY THINKS THAT SHE CAN GET RID OF ME, BUT YOU KNOW WHAT?
SHE CAN'T.
I HAVE MORE AGAINST HER THAN SHE HAS AGAINST ME.
I'M STAYING RIGHT WHERE I AM.
[BLEEP]
Jeana: BECKY'S PROBLEM WITH THE BANDIT
HAS GOT HER DADDY STEAMIN' MAD.
COMBINE THAT WITH THE TANGULLS AFFAIR?
IT MIGHT JUST BE ENOUGH TO PUSH A MAN OVER THE EDGE.
PULL THAT GOLF CART IN HERE!
WHAT YOU DOING?
LOOKING FOR YOU.
HOW COME?
WELL, I JUST FOUND OUT THAT TANGULLS WAS CONDEMNED TODAY.
YES, SIR.
WHY WAS IT CONDEMNED?
I KNOW IT WAS A LOT OF TRASH IN THERE,
AND I DON'T KNOW IF THEY HAD ALL THEIR LICENSE
AND STUFF HERE LIKE THEY WERE SUPPOSED TO.
WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME EARLIER TODAY IF YOU KNEW?
I WAS TRYING TO FIX IT BEFORE.
I COULD COME IN THERE AND SAY,
"DADDY, TANGULLS GOT CONDEMNED, BLAH, BLAH, BLAH.
IT HAPPENED, BUT NOW IT'S OKAY."
WELL, WHAT YOU SHOULD'VE DONE
WAS COME AND TOLD ME IT'D BEEN CONDEMNED.
[ SPEAKS INDISTINCTLY ]
HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL WHEN I FIND OUT ABOUT IT
AND I DON'T KNOW THAT YOU KNOW?
[ SIGHS ]
WORRIED, UPSET, CONCERNED.
YOU GOT IT.
Cecil: BECKY, AS A CHILD, WAS NEVER ORGANIZED.
SHE'D NEVER MAKE UP HER BED. SHE WOULDN'T CLEAN UP HER ROOM.
SHE COULD NEVER CONCENTRATE FULLY ON ONE THING.
IF IT WERE UP TO ME, I WOULD SELL THIS PARK TODAY
BECAUSE IT'S CLEAR BECKY HAS ABSOLUTELY NO CONTROL.
GET THIS PLACE REINSPECTED,
AND I DON'T WANT THIS TO HAPPEN AGAIN.
IF THEY CAN'T TAKE CARE OF THE PLACE, PUT THEM OUT.
WE'LL TURN IT BACK INTO WHAT IT WAS.
YES, SIR.
LORD, HAVE MERCY.
HE WON'T GIVE ME A CHANCE TO DO NOTHING.
Jeana: COMING UP, Y'ALL, ON "WELCOME TO MYRTLE MANOR"...
ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
...GUS GET IN THAT [BLEEP]
NO, AND HE WOULDN'T --
OH, MY GOD!
[BLEEP] RIDICULOUS AND HILARIOUS.
Jessica: EXACTLY. HE DID THAT ON PURPOSE.
[ INSECTS CHIRPING ]
GIRL, HAVE YOU FINISHED THAT COCKTAIL ALREADY?
I'M SORRY, ROY. I HAD TO HAVE ME SOME DRINKS.
I'M TIRED OF CLEANING UP THIS PLACE.
Jeana: GETTING CONDEMNED
HASN'T STOPPED GINA AND ROY FROM DOING HAIR.
THEY'RE RUNNING THE ONLY UNDERGROUND
DOUBLE-WIDE HAIR SALON IN SOUTH CAROLINA,
AND NOTHING CAN STOP THEM.
[ DOOR SLAMS ]
UM...
OH, THAT WAS ROUGH.
WE'VE GOT 48 HOURS TO GET THIS PLACE IN ORDER.
BECKY --
SOMEHOW DADDY FOUND OUT THAT Y'ALL GOT CONDEMNED,
SO NOW DADDY'S RIDING ME LIKE A CAMEL.
WE KEEP THIS SALON CLEAN.
WE GO BY ALL STATE-BOARD RULES.
EVERYTHING IS SPOTLESS.
WHY DID THEY CONDEMN?
BECAUSE IT WAS ON THE OUTSIDE OF THE BUILDING.
YOU'RE NOT BLAMING THAT ON ME.
BECKY, THERE WAS TRASH EVERYWHERE.
I DON'T WANT TO HEAR IT. THERE'S NO EXCUSE.
WE LOOK LIKE A LANDFILL IN THE TRAILER PARK.
THEY INSPECTED INSIDE, NOT OUTSIDE.
IT WAS NOT FOR THE INSIDE OF THE BUILDING.
IT WAS FOR THE OUTSIDE OF THE BUILDING.
NO, BECAUSE, LOOK --
Y'ALL GOT A BRAND-NEW THING THERE
AND DON'T EVEN HAVE ENOUGH SCREWS IN IT.
AND, LOOK --
AND WHO DO WE RENT THIS TRAILER FROM,
AS I SAY THE WORD "TRAILER"?
I THINK BECKY'S REALLY AFRAID
THAT HER DAD IS GONNA SELL THE TRAILER PARK.
I KNOW HE KEEPS THREATENING
IF SHE DOESN'T STRAIGHTEN EVERYTHING OUT,
HE'S GONNA GET RID OF IT,
SO I THINK SHE'S REALLY WORRIED THAT THAT MIGHT HAPPEN.
I'M NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR WHAT'S INSIDE.
CURB APPEAL IS 90% OF AN INSPECTION.
IT DOESN'T MATTER WHOSE FAULT IT IS.
WE'VE GOT 48 HOURS TO GET IT FIXED.
SHE'S GOT A DENTAL APPOINTMENT.
I'VE GOT AN ABSCESS, BECKY.
WELL, I'M SORRY!
FINE! WE'RE ALL GONNA BE WITHOUT A JOB!
MY GOD.
SHOOT. I DON'T KNOW.
SHE MUST'VE FORGOT HER MEDICINE TODAY.
Chelsey: HOW LONG DO THESE BOIL FOR?
[ SNIFFS ]
I DON'T KNOW.
I DON'T KNOW HOW YOU CAN TELL IF THEY'RE COOKED OR NOT.
Chelsey: WE LIVE TOGETHER. WE WORK TOGETHER.
WE'RE A TEAM.
WE SELL HOT DOGS ON THE BEACH.
YOU CAN'T OVERCOOK HOT DOGS, RIGHT?
Lindsey: NO.
DO YOU WANT TO TRY ONE?
MM...NO.
I THINK WE SHOULD COOK THEM SOME MORE.
THESE HAVE GOT TO BE COOKED. THEY'RE GETTING REALLY SWOLLEN.
WE DO WANT TO BE HUGE.
WE WANT TO END UP BEING A FRANCHISE.
WE WANT IT TO BE -- THAT'S WHAT WE WANT IT TO BE,
BUT IT'S GONNA -- IT TAKES WORK.
[ LINDSEY LAUGHS ]
EW. THAT IS DEFINITELY NOT COOKED.
HOW DO THESE BUNS WORK?
Chelsey: THEY HAVE A SLIT IN THE TOP.
DO THESE EVEN FIT? OH, MY GOD.
THOSE DON'T EVEN FIT IN THE BUN.
THAT'S ALL RIGHT.
WE CAN CHARGE $2 'CAUSE THERE'S MORE WIENER IN THEM.
[ LAUGHS ]
$2 FOR THE LONG WIENERS.
Lindsey: IT'S VERY IMPORTANT THAT WE SELL HOT DOGS.
WE HAVE RENT TO PAY, ALCOHOL TO BUY, FOOD.
WE NEED TO MAKE SOME MONEY.
Lindsey: SHOULD WE TOAST THE BUNS?
MAYBE.
OH, NO. IT'S NOT PLUGGED IN.
YEAH, IT IS.
ALL RIGHT. I'M GONNA GO LIKE...
[ LAUGHS ]
[ Laughing ] I DON'T THINK THIS IS GONNA WORK.
WELL, WE'LL TRY A COUPLE AND SEE IF IT WORKS.
OH, YOU KNOW WHAT WE HAVE?
I SAW IT EARLIER.
WE CAN COOK THEM IN THIS.
OH, WHAT DO YOU COOK IT AT -- 400 DEGREES?
650?
DO YOU THINK MEAT OR BUNS ARE MORE IMPORTANT?
BUNS AND MEAT ARE BOTH IMPORTANT.
I THINK THEY GO TOGETHER,
YEAH.
[ SMOKE ALARM BEEPING ]
OH!
[ BEEPING STOPS ]
Chelsey: OH, MY GOD.
WE'RE GONNA TAKE OUT THE BATTERY.
SO DON'T PLAN ON BURNING THE HOUSE DOWN ANYTIME SOON,
'CAUSE I'M TAKING OUT THE BATTERY
OUT OF THE SMOKE ALARM.
AAH!
ALL RIGHT. THOSE ARE COOKED.
[ LAUGHS ]
I WAS GONNA BURN THIS PLACE DOWN.
Jeana: THERE'S MORE GOING UP IN SMOKE
THAN THE WIENER GIRLS' BUNS.
BACK AT THE TORTURED LOVERS',
TAYLOR'S JEALOUSY-FUELED SILENT TREATMENT
HAS JESSICA CONSIDERING DRASTIC MEASURES.
ARE YOU GONNA TALK ABOUT ANYTHING?
I TOLD HER NO SMOKING, NO TALKING TO ME.
SHE'S DOING BOTH.
SHOW SOME RESPECT.
Becky: TAYLOR IS VERY BIG IN HIS BRITCHES.
I THINK HE'S GOT WHAT THEY CALL THE LITTLE-MAN SYNDROME.
YOU KNOW, EVERYTHING HE'S GOT IS BIG EXCEPT HIM.
JARED,
LEFT YOUR HAT OVER HERE.
DID WHAT?
LEFT HIS HAT OVER HERE. IN MY ROOM.
WHY IS IT IN YOUR ROOM?
SO, HOW THE HELL DID THAT GET THERE?
Jessica: I DON'T KNOW. IT WAS IN MY ROOM.
YOU DON'T REMEMBER?
OH, YEAH.
HAPPY TO HAVE IT BACK. THANK YOU.
WHY IS HIS HAT IN YOUR ROOM?
I DON'T KNOW.
WELL, HE HAD TO BE IN THERE FOR THE HAT TO GET IN THERE.
WAS HE IN YOUR ROOM?
Taylor: JESSICA IS DOING THIS
JUST TO PUSH MY BUTTONS OR SOMETHING -- I DON'T KNOW.
BUT THIS AIN'T A PLAYGROUND, KIDDO.
DON'T TRY AND PLAY ME.
BUT YOU HAVE TO ADMIT THE HAT DOES SUIT HIM.
WHAT DAY WAS THIS?
GOD, TAYLOR. STOP IT.
STOP.
YOU'RE SO [BLEEP] SHADY.
Roy: OH, MY GOD. I'M SO FAR BEHIND,
I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M GONNA DO.
GINA HAS BEEN AT THE DENTIST ALL MORNING.
THERE'S SO MUCH TO GET DONE, AND WE'RE RUNNING OUT OF TIME.
OKAY.
HERE WE GO.
GIRL, I CAN TELL.
HOW DID IT FEEL?
[ MUMBLING ]
[ MUMBLING ]
I HAVEN'T SEEN ANYBODY THAT HIGH
SINCE THE LAST TIME I WAS AT MARDI GRAS.
Roy: YOU'RE GONNA GO STRAIGHT BACK
AND LAY ON THE WAXING CHAIR?
[ Slurring ] NOT IF I DON'T HAVE TO.
WELL, YOU CAN LAY DOWN
FOR JUST A LITTLE WHILE IF YOU WANT TO.
HUH?
Jeana: WITH ONLY 24 HOURS
TO GET THE SALON IN SHAPE BEFORE THE INSPECTION,
THIS IS WHAT YOU CALL A HIGH-PRESSURE SITUATION.
THEY'RE UNDER PRESSURE, AND GINA IS HIGH.
Roy: I GOT IT RIGHT HERE.
YEAH.
[ MUMBLING ]
[ MUMBLING ]
WE HAVE GOT TO END THIS DAY.
GINA CANNOT WORK.
SHE IS TOO MESSED UP.
SHE SHOULDN'T EVEN BE IN A SALON.
Roy: YOU SURE YOU WANT TO LAY ON THE WAXING CHAIR?
OKAY. OKAY.
NO.
NO. NO.
ALL RIGHTY.
BEING AN INVALID MAKES YOU KIND OF NASTY, DOESN'T IT, GINA?
Jeana: GINA AND ROY AIN'T THE ONLY ONES FEELING THE HEAT.
JARED MAY BE TANGLED UP
IN A LOVE TRIANGLE WITH JESSICA AND TAYLOR,
BUT THAT'S NOT KEEPING HIM
FROM ENTERTAINING THE OTHER LADIES OF MYRTLE MANOR.
THAT'S EMPTY.
THAT DIDN'T GO NEAR AS FAR AS I WAS HOPING.
I KNOW. THAT WAS A REALLY WEAK THROW.
WEAK? WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
DID YOU NOT SEE IT FLIPPING THROUGH THE WIND?
I'M A SOFTBALL PLAYER.
I BET I CAN THROW FARTHER THAN YOU.
OH.
BRING IT ON. WHAT THE [BLEEP] ARE WE THROWING?
WHAT THE [BLEEP] ARE WE THROWING?
I GOT SOME LIGHT-UP CANDLES.
WOW. GET THEM -- NOW.
YOU WANT TO THROW FROM HERE?
WELL, THIS IS A PRETTY STUPID THING TO THROW, BUT, YEAH.
[ CLATTERING ]
OH!
OHH!
Taylor: SO I JUST SIT THERE AND TRY TO CALM MYSELF DOWN.
JUST COUNT BACKWARDS FROM 10.
SAY, "TAYLOR, IF YOU GET OFF THIS COUCH,
"SOMEONE'S GONNA GET SOME BROKEN BONES.
JUST STAY SEATED."
HEY. LOOK WHO JOINED THE PARTY.
SOMEBODY WOKE UP.
WE'RE TRYING TO SEE WHO CAN THROW FARTHEST.
[ LINDSEY LAUGHS ]
I CAN'T REALLY HEAR WHAT THEY'RE SAYING,
BUT I JUST HEAR THEM GETTING LOUDER AND MORE OBNOXIOUS.
I'LL BE THE FIRST ONE TO ADMIT THAT WHEN I GET DISRESPECTED,
I GET A LITTLE PISSED OFF.
Jared: WHY DON'T YOU *** OFF WITH YOUR THROWS?
OH, DAMN. THAT SUCKED. [ CHUCKLES ]
ALL RIGHT. YOU WON.
OH, THERE HE IS.
COULD YOU IMAGINE LIVING ACROSS THE STREET FROM YOUR MOM?
LIKE, WHAT'S THE POINT OF MOVING OUT?
LIKE, I WOULD JUST LIVE WITH MY MOM
IF I WAS GONNA LIVE ACROSS THE STREET.
Lindsey: WHY IS TAYLOR STARING AT US FROM HIS TRAILER?
Taylor: JARED'S NEW IN THIS TRAILER PARK.
HE MIGHT BE THE PRETTY BOY, BUT HE'S GONNA REALIZE REAL QUICK
THAT I'LL STOP THAT REAL FAST.
Chelsey: HE HAS A BASEBALL BAT.
HE'S A [BLEEP]
TAYLOR'S A [BLEEP]
HE GRABBED A BASEBALL BAT OUT OF HIS CAR.
LOOK AT HIM OVER THERE, JUST SITTING WITH HIS BAT.
WHAT'S HE GONNA DO?
SO, WHAT'S HE GONNA DO -- HIT US WITH A BASEBALL BAT?
LIKE, HE'S THE ONE THAT HAD TO INVOLVE, LIKE, WEAPONRY
AND, LIKE, TRY TO, YOU KNOW, LIKE, JUST --
HE STEPPED IT UP A NOTCH.
HE'S A [BLEEP]
YO, WHAT DID YOU JUST CALL ME, BRO?
[BLEEP]
YOU WANT TO CALL ME A [BLEEP] TO MY FACE?!
LET'S GO, TAYLOR! COME ON!
[ SIGN HUMMING ]
Jeana: THINGS HAVE FINALLY COME TO A HEAD
BETWEEN TAYLOR AND JARED,
AND IF JARED WANTS TO KEEP HIS,
HE BETTER STAY AWAY FROM TAYLOR.
Jared: HE'S A [BLEEP]
YO, WHAT DID YOU JUST CALL ME, BRO?
JARED WOULD WIN A FIGHT IF TAYLOR AND JARED GOT IN A FIGHT.
UM...
I DON'T KNOW.
[BLEEP] YOU WANT TO CALL ME A [BLEEP] TO MY FACE?!
COME HERE.
'CAUSE, YOU KNOW, TAYLOR'S THAT LITTLE, SHORT,
LOW-TO-THE-GROUND THING, YOU KNOW?
OH [BLEEP]
JARED WOULD WALK ALL OVER HIM.
Taylor: I'LL SHOW YOU HOW MUCH OF A [BLEEP] I CAN BE.
Jared: SEE, TAYLOR, HE'S GETTING A BASEBALL BAT
BECAUSE HE HAS IN HIS HEAD, I THINK,
THAT, YOU KNOW, ME AND JESS ARE [BLEEP] AROUND.
YOU THINK I'M KIDDING, BRO?
LET'S GO, TAYLOR! COME ON!
LET'S GO.
I DIDN'T TOUCH YOUR STUFF.
I DIDN'T DO [BLEEP]
AND YOU GO GET A BASEBALL BAT OUT OF YOUR CAR.
[BLEEP] DUDE!
MY ADVICE TO YOU, BRO -- STAY AWAY FROM ME.
YOU THINK I'M SCARED OF YOU?
ARE YOU KIDDING ME? I WILL CRUSH YOU.
I WILL MAKE YOU BITE YOUR BUMPER ON YOUR CAR
Chelsey: JARED, COME ON.
I WILL PUT YOUR [BLEEP] FACE IN THE [BLEEP] GROUND.
JARED, COME ON.
I'M HERE. HERE'S MY BUMPER.
I'M WAITING ON YOU, BRO.
SERIOUSLY.
[BLEEP] YOU AND YOUR PURPLE [BLEEP] SHIRT.
GO BACK IN YOUR HOUSE.
Taylor: I DON'T KNOW WHY JARED THINKS HE'S SO BIG AND BAD.
HE'S A DUMB, DRUNK [BLEEP]
WITH NO JOB AND NO POWER AND NO WATER.
IF HE WANTS TO TRY TO ATTACK ME WITH THE RESOURCES I HAVE,
BRING THE [BLEEP] WAR.
LET'S SEE WHAT HAPPENS.
Chelsey: THE DUDE'S A *** BAG.
WE GOT YOUR BACK.
I CAN FIGHT. LOOK AT THESE.
EH? [ GRUNTS ]
Marvin: TAYLOR DID WHAT HE HAD TO DO.
SO, I MEAN, IT WAS DEFINITELY --
NO CHARGES WAS GONNA BE FILED IN THAT FIGHT, SO...
Jeana: IN THE MEANTIME, THE WIENER GIRLS
HAVE A MAJOR BATTLE BREWING ALL THEIR OWN.
WITH BECKY ASKING FOR THE RENT,
THEY NEED TO START SELLING THOSE DOGS OR PACKING THEIR BAGS.
IT'S TOO HOT OUT HERE.
Chelsey: NOT ONLY DO I WANT TO SELL SOME HOT DOGS,
WE HAVE TO SO WE CAN PAY RENT.
SO TODAY WE'RE BRINGING SEXY BACK,
AND WE'RE GONNA SELL SOME WIENERS.
ANYBODY WANT HOT DOGS?
$1 A DOG.
DO YOU GUYS WANT A HOT DOG?
NOBODY WANTS TO EAT TODAY.
WELL, WE'RE GONNA SHOVE IT IN THEIR MOUTH.
[ BOTH LAUGH ]
HELLO.
DO YOU GUYS WANT A HOT DOG?
NO, THAT'S OKAY.
IT'S KIND OF HARD SELLING WIENERS ON THE BEACH
ONLY BECAUSE WE'VE BEEN SELLING THEM OUT OF COOLERS
AND PEOPLE DON'T TRUST OUR WIENERS IN COOLERS.
WANT A HOT DOG?
I DIDN'T THINK SO.
WE WERE KIND OF ***,
AND WE BUILT A TRAILER, PAINTED IT,
BUT WE DON'T HAVE CARS TO CARRY IT TO THE BEACH.
WE HAVE TOPPINGS --
MUSTARD, KETCHUP, AND RELISH,
AND PICKLES.
Man: COOL. SURE. I'LL TAKE ONE.
THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT.
WHAT DO YOU WANT ON IT? WHAT DO YOU WANT ON IT?
Chelsey: WE EVENTUALLY WANT THIS TO BE HUGE.
LIKE, IT'S GONNA BE HUGE.
NOBODY SELLS HOT DOGS ON THE BEACH.
NOBODY BEATS OUR MEAT.
[ LAUGHS ]
I LOVE THAT! I LOVE IT.
THAT'S THE BEST SLOGAN EVER.
HOT DOG? $1.
HELP SUPPORT THE CAUSE.
I NEED BREAST IMPLANTS.
ALL RIGHT. THAT DIDN'T WORK.
UM...
SHE WANTS ONE.
THEY'RE $1.
YOU HAVE A PARTY HAT ON.
Lindsey: YOUR HEART WANTS A HOT DOG.
"BLESS YOUR HEART."
IT WANTS A WIENER.
WHAT YOU WANT ON IT?
MUSTARD.
OH. THEN GIVE ME THAT BACK.
[ LAUGHS ]
GIVE US BOTH. WE'LL TAKE THIS, TOO.
WHY ARE YOU SELLING HOT DOGS?
'CAUSE IT'S OUR BUSINESS.
THAT'S HOW WE MAKE OUR MONEY. YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?
WELL, WHAT CAN YOU SAY WHEN YOU HAVE A GOOD WIENER?
THANKS FOR HELPING US PAY OUR RENT.
SURE.
HOW ARE YOU?
SO, WE MADE LIKE $6.
WE GOT TO MAKE RENT, CHEL.
I THINK IF WE CAN'T SELL MORE HOT DOGS,
WE GOT TO GET A ROOMMATE
TO MAKE OUR RENT CHEAPER AT LEAST
SO THAT WE'RE NOT STRESSING ALL THE TIME.
WE THOUGHT SELLING WIENERS ON THE BEACH WAS SEXY.
I GUESS WE WERE TOTALLY WRONG.
Jeana: THE WIENER GIRLS MAY HAVE UNTIL THE END OF THE MONTH
TO SELL THEIR DOGS,
BUT GINA AND ROY ONLY HAVE A FEW HOURS
TO GET THEIR SALON TO CODE,
OR ELSE IT'S A PERMANENT WAVE GOODBYE.
Gina: ALL RIGHT.
LET'S SEE WHAT KIND OF CLEANING SUPPLIES
WE GOT GOING ON HERE.
WHAT DID YOU DO WITH THE RAGS, ROY?
I BROUGHT A WHOLE BUNCH OF CLEANING RAGS.
WHERE DID YOU PUT THEM?
I WAS, SHALL WE SAY,
A BIT UNDER THE WEATHER THE OTHER DAY,
SO NOW IT'S TIME TO GET DOWN TO BUSINESS
AND GET THE SALON IN ORDER.
YOU SWEEP THIS ROOM,
AND I'M GONNA MOP IT ON MY HANDS AND KNEES.
THEN WE'LL WORK OUR WAY OUT OF HERE. SERIOUSLY, ROY.
WE GOT A LOT TO DO IN A LITTLE BIT OF TIME.
GINA, SHE'S LOUD, OBNOXIOUS, BOSSY, PUSHY.
ROY, WHO TAUGHT YOU HOW TO SWEEP?
I'M HIS WIFE.
SHE IS MY TRAILER-PARK WIFE.
SHE'S MY BEAUTY-SHOP WIFE.
I NEED A DO-RAG.
A WHAT?
[ Laughing ] A DO-RAG.
OKAY. I'M READY TO GO NOW.
[ Laughing ] GOD DANG!
I'M SURE THAT I LOOK LIKE AN IDIOT
WITH THIS ON MY HEAD,
BUT AT LEAST I'M NOT SWEATING IN MY EYES.
ROY, I THINK YOU'RE IN MENOPAUSE.
♪ KNOCK, KNOCK ON THE DOOR ♪
♪ GET YOUR FEET ON THE FLOOR ♪
♪ NO TIME FOR SLEEPYHEADS ♪
♪ I'LL GET MY REST WHEN I'M DEAD ♪
♪ UP AND DOWN THE AVENUE ♪
♪ DRESS ME UP IN DANCING SHOES ♪
♪ FASHIONS COME AND GO AWAY ♪
♪ JUST TELL ME NOW ♪
♪ WHAT'S HIP TODAY ♪
♪ HIP TODAY, HIP TODAY ♪
♪ TELL ME NOW WHAT'S HIP TODAY ♪
OKAY. I'M DONE.
THAT'S A LOT OF ACTION, AIN'T IT?
OH, MY GOD. THAT IS SO MUCH BETTER.
ROY, WE DID IT.
WE ALWAYS COME THROUGH.
WE GOT TANGULLS UP TO PAR. IT'S CLEAN.
I'M JUST HOPING THAT WE'LL PASS INSPECTION.
Roy: I SWEAR I FEEL LIKE I'VE BEEN IN PRISON TODAY IN HERE.
SWEATING.
OH!
Jeana: COMING UP, Y'ALL, ON "WELCOME TO MYRTLE MANOR"...
I'M HERE TO DO THE FOLLOW-UP INSPECTION.
Becky: I HONESTLY BELIEVE IF WE DON'T PASS THIS INSPECTION,
DADDY'S GONNA DO SOMETHING HORRIBLE.
Gina: WHAT DO YOU THINK, MR. INSPECTOR?
WELL, I'M GONNA TELL YOU.
[ INSECTS CHIRPING ]
Jeana: ALMOST CLOSING TIME FOR THE WIENER GIRLS,
AND THEY STILL GOT A MESS LOAD OF HOT DOGS LEFT.
GET YOUR HOT DOGS. $1 A DOG.
SUPPORT YOUR LOCAL BUSINESS.
HEY, GUYS. HOW YOU DOING?
DO YOU GUYS LOVE MYRTLE BEACH?
DO YOU LOVE WIENERS?
OUR WIENER BUSINESS IS SLACKING RIGHT NOW.
IT'S NOT NECESSARILY FAILING, BUT IT'S DEFINITELY SLACKING.
GET YOUR HOT DOG.
Amanda: THAT WAS GOOD.
YEAH.
SPREAD THE WORD. WE APPRECIATE YOU.
COME HERE FOR A SEC.
Y'ALL COME OVER HERE AND HOLLER AT ME.
YEAH.
ALL RIGHT. I'LL DRINK ALL DAY.
HERE YOU GO. AND YOUR NAME IS?
CHELSEY.
AND MY FRIEND IS LINDSEY.
AMANDA.
AMANDA.
SO, WHERE YOU LIVING RIGHT NOW?
IN MY JEEP.
SWEAR TO GOD.
NOBODY JUST MOVES HERE AND LIVES IN A CAR.
MYRTLE BEACH IS NOT THAT PROMISING.
WELL, MYRTLE BEACH IS AS FAR AS MY MONEY GOT ME,
SO IT HAD TO BE PROMISING.
WHERE ARE YOU FROM?
YOU'RE SOUTHERN AND [BLEEP]
GEORGIA.
YEAH.
WHAT KIND OF CAR DO YOU DRIVE?
A JEEP. [ LAUGHS ]
CAN YOU HOOK A TRAILER UP TO IT?
YEAH.
WHAT?!
WE HAVE A HUGE TRAILER
THAT HAS OUR WHOLE LOGO AND EVERYTHING ON IT,
AND IT'S ACTUALLY A TRAILER,
LIKE, TO WHERE WE CAN PARK
AND SELL OUR HOT DOGS OUT OF IT.
BUT WE DIDN'T THINK ABOUT THE FACT
THAT IT DOESN'T HOOK UP TO EITHER OF OUR CARS.
OKAY, THEN.
DO YOU HAVE ANY FRIENDS HERE?
NO, ACTUALLY.
IS THAT WHY YOU WERE SITTING AT THE BAR BY YOURSELF?
ARE YOU A MESSY PERSON?
HELL, NO.
DO YOU LIKE SLEEPING ON COUCHES?
A COUCH WOULD BE LIKE A KING BED RIGHT NOW.
HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT PAYING
THE SAME AMOUNT AS US IN RENT
WHILE SLEEPING ON A COUCH?
IT'D BE [BLEEP] AWESOME.
WE NEED ANOTHER ROOMMATE 'CAUSE WE NEED HELP PAYING RENT,
AND WE NEED SOMETHING TO HOOK OUR TRAILER UP TO,
AND SHE'S GOT A TRAILER HITCH.
WE CAN SELL MORE HOT DOGS THAT WAY.
AMANDA IS PERFECT.
Lindsey: WE NEED TO SEE HER PROVE HERSELF TO US.
LET'S SEE YOU JUMP IN THAT WATER RIGHT NOW.
ME JUMP IN THE WATER?
NOT GONNA HAPPEN RIGHT NOW, SWEETHEART.
SO, I'M TALKING TO THE WIENER GIRLS.
ONE OF THEM'S KIND OF SMART AND SASSY.
THE OTHER ONE'S KIND OF DUMB AS A BAG OF ROCKS.
AND I'M FIGURING I CAN BRING SOMETHING TO THEM.
YOU KNOW, TO THE DUO.
MAKE IT A TRIO.
THE PLACE IS NICE.
WE'LL SPLIT THE RENT THREE WAYS,
AND YOU ALSO HAVE A JOB LINED UP WITH IT.
YOU KNOW WHAT? I LIKE YOU.
EVERYTHING HAPPENS FOR A REASON.
AS LONG AS YOU DON'T LIKE DRAMA, WE DON'T LIKE DRAMA.
LET'S ALL BE GREAT FRIENDS.
I GET ALONG WITH EVERYBODY. JUST DON'T *** ME OFF.
AMANDA SEEMS CRAZY, SO I HOPE CHELSEY IS RIGHT.
GOD BLESS YOUR DEAR HEART, GIRL.
[BLEEP] IS GONNA HIT THE FAN.
Jeana: WELL, FOLKS, IT'S LOOKING TO BE A NICE DAY,
BUT LOOKS CAN BE DECEIVING.
THE INSPECTOR IS ON THE WAY TO TANGULLS,
AND BECKY'S FATE LIES IN THE BALANCE.
IF THE HAIR SALON CLOSES,
THERE'S GOING TO BE HELL TO PAY WITH HER DADDY, CECIL.
ROY, DO YOU THINK YOU CAN HURRY?
Roy: DON'T TALK TO ME! I'M USING THE BATHROOM.
CAN YOU NOT TALK AND USE THE BATHROOM AT THE SAME TIME?
NO!
MAYBE HE WON'T GO IN THERE.
EVERYTHING IS GONNA PASS.
WE'VE CHECKED, DOUBLE-CHECKED, TRIPLE-CHECKED.
IF BECKY DOESN'T GET THE SALON REOPENED
AFTER IT'S BEEN CONDEMNED, YOU KNOW,
I'M GONNA HAVE TO TAKE A LOOK AT TAKING IT OVER
AND GETTING IT DONE MYSELF.
ALL RIGHT. LET'S GO AND SEE WHAT THEY GOT DONE.
OH, DADDY. WE'RE GONNA PASS.
ROY. ROY.
I THINK THEY'RE HERE. COME HERE.
CLOSE THE DOOR. CLOSE THE DOOR.
OH, MY GOD, GINA. I'M GONNA...
HEY.
WHAT'S UP?
HOW ARE Y'ALL THIS MORNING?
GOOD TO SEE Y'ALL.
YEAH. I THINK EVERYTHING LOOKS GOOD.
THAT'S WHAT I WANT TO SEE.
IT LOOKS GOOD TO ME.
MR. CECIL, I'VE BEEN DOING THIS 30 YEARS,
AND I'VE NEVER HAD ANYTHING LIKE THIS HAPPEN TO ME, SO...
YOU KNOW, GINA, I'M NOT BLAMING YOU AND ROY.
I'M BLAMING BECKY.
BECKY WAS SUPPOSED TO SEE THAT IT WAS DONE.
HOW DO YOU FIGURE IT'S MY FAULT?
BECAUSE YOU'RE THE ONE DOING THIS.
BUT I'M NOT A CUT-HER-HAIR PERSON.
WHAT IS A CUT-HER-HAIR PERSON?
GINA AND ROY.
LOOK, LOOK, LOOK, LOOK. LET ME SAY THIS TO YOU.
WE'VE NEVER HAD THIS HAPPEN BEFORE.
WE'VE GOT EVERYTHING ON HERE THAT HE PUT,
SO WE'RE GOOD TO GO.
OH!
Gina: COME IN.
Roy: GOOD MORNING.
ALL RIGHT.
HOW IS EVERYBODY?
Gina: WE'RE GREAT. HOW ARE YOU?
GOOD, GOOD, GOOD.
WE'RE HERE TO DO THE FOLLOW-UP INSPECTION
AND MAKE SURE YOU'VE GOT ALL YOUR CORRECTIONS MADE.
Cecil: WELL, THEY GOT ALL OF THEM MADE.
OKAY. WELL, GOOD.
WE'RE GONNA FIND OUT HERE JUST REAL SHORTLY.
ALL RIGHT.
LET'S TAKE A LOOK-SEE HERE.
[ SPEAKS INDISTINCTLY ]
OKAY.
STATE LICENSE. GOT THOSE POSTED?
OH. YES, SIR.
THEY'RE RIGHT OVER HERE.
AND WHO IS THIS GENTLEMAN HERE?
THAT'S ME.
IT DON'T LOOK LIKE YOU.
IT'S A LITTLE OLDER PICTURE.
Inspector: MM-HMM.
I HADN'T HAD MY LIPS DONE YET.
Gina: HE JUST THINKS
HE LOOKS BETTER 20 YEARS AGO.
YEAH. I DON'T LIKE MY PICTURE.
OKAY. I SEE YOUR FIRE EXTINGUISHER THERE.
LET'S CHECK THE DATE ON THAT.
THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
YEAH.
HOW WE DOING SO FAR?
WE'RE GETTING THERE.
WE'RE GETTING THERE.
OKAY.
Cecil: I'VE NEVER HAD ANYTHING CONDEMNED IN MY LIFE,
AND I'M VERY CONCERNED.
I'M NOT SURE IF THE INSPECTOR IS GONNA REOPEN TANGULLS.
LET'S SEE HERE.
Gina: WHAT DO YOU THINK, MR. INSPECTOR?
UH, I DON'T KNOW.
LET'S SEE.
WE GOT -- WE HAD THAT.
WE HAD THIS ONE.
I THINK YOU'RE OKAY THERE.
I GUESS THAT WAS A LITTLE CLOSE ON THAT ONE.
UH...
Becky: I HONESTLY BELIEVE IF WE DON'T PASS THIS INSPECTION,
DADDY'S GONNA DO SOMETHING HORRIBLE.
WELL, I'M GONNA TELL YOU.
IT...
LOOKS LIKE...
...BEST I CAN TELL...
FOR NOW, WE'RE GONNA LET YOU GO AHEAD
AND CONTINUE OPERATION.
YAY!
I TOLD YOU, DADDY.
YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW THRILLED I AM.
I'M SO GRATEFUL TO ROY AND GINA.
WHOO!
Cecil: WELL, Y'ALL GOOD TO GO NOW.
YOU PROUD?
SEE? AREN'T YOU HAPPY?
WE TOLD YOU.
Cecil: I'M PROUD OF BECKY THAT TANGULLS PASSED INSPECTION,
BUT WE NEED TO KEEP IT UP TO DATE,
EVERYTHING THE WAY IT SHOULD BE,
BECAUSE YOU NEVER KNOW WHEN HE'S GONNA COME BACK.
THANK YOU FOR ALL YOUR HARD WORK.
THANK YOU FOR ALL YOUR HARD WORK.
Gina: THANK YOU FOR GIVING US THE OPPORTUNITY.
Jeana: COMING UP, Y'ALL, ON "WELCOME TO MYRTLE MANOR"...
ME AND YOU, I'M DONE WITH THIS.
HAVE A NICE NIGHT.
Taylor: I DON'T CARE WHAT CARD SHE PLAYS.
I'M NOT TRYING TO START ANYTHING,
BUT I [BLEEP] DAMN WELL WILL FINISH IT.
Jessica: OH, MY GOD.
[ SIGN HUMMING ]
Narrator: WHEN THE SUN SETS ON MYRTLE MANOR,
PEOPLE SHOULD PUT THEIR TROUBLES TO BED.
BUT SOMETIMES IN A TRAILER PARK,
TROUBLE LIKES TO GO OUT AND PARTY.
Jessica: I JUST WANT TO GET OUT FOR A LITTLE BIT.
Chelsey: SHE'S UP.
JESS! COME OVER HERE.
COME OUT WITH US.
WHERE ARE YOU GUYS GOING?
MAGOO'S.
MAGOO'S.
CAB PICKING US UP IN 15 MINUTES.
ALL RIGHT. I'LL GO GET READY.
BE SWIFT.
OKAY. I'LL GO NOW.
I'M GOING OUT WITH THEM.
OF COURSE YOU ARE.
EVERY ONCE IN A WHILE,
YOU HAVE TO GET AWAY FROM THE DRAMA,
SO TONIGHT I'M GOING OUT.
REALLY? YOU'RE WEARING THAT HAT OUT?
[ LAUGHS ]
YOU'RE REALLY GONNA WEAR HIS HAT OUT?
SORRY. YOU'RE NOT.
DON'T TOUCH MY [BLEEP] HAT, DUDE.
THAT'S NOT YOUR HAT.
YOU'RE GONNA PULL THAT [BLEEP] MOVE?
AFTER EVERYTHING THAT HAPPENED THE OTHER NIGHT,
THAT'S WHAT YOU'RE GONNA DO? REALLY?
OKAY. BYE!
JARED GAVE ME HIS HAT BACK
BECAUSE I LOOK PRETTY GOOD IN THIS HAT.
YEAH.
DUDE, THAT'S LOW.
GET OUT!
THAT'S A [BLEEP] MOVE, JESS.
I'M DONE WITH THIS [BLEEP] DUDE.
I THINK TAYLOR IS CONVINCED THAT I [BLEEP] JARED.
I'M GONNA KEEP LETTING HIM THINK THAT.
WHY WOULD YOU WEAR THAT HAT, JESS?
WHY DO YOU CARE?
THAT'S A LOW BLOW TO ME.
YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND WHERE THAT WOULD, LIKE --
WHERE THAT'S A LOW BLOW?
IT'S A [BLEEP] HAT. IT'S A [BLEEP] HAT.
LISTEN. I'M DONE WITH THIS.
ME AND YOU, I'M DONE WITH THIS.
HAVE A NICE NIGHT!
[BLEEP] OFF.
Taylor: I DON'T KNOW IF JESSICA IS DOING IT TO BE A [BLEEP]
OR IF SHE'S TRYING TO HURT ME OR GET REVENGE FOR WHATEVER REASON.
I'M NOT TRYING TO START ANYTHING,
BUT I [BLEEP] DAMN WELL WILL FINISH IT.
IF HE DIDN'T HATE US BEFORE, HE HATES HIM NOW.
Jessica: TAYLOR DESERVES WHAT HE GETS.
I MEAN, HE'S OUT THERE CHASING EVERYTHING IN A TUBE TOP
AND I'M THE ONE WITH THE BALL AND CHAIN?
AFTER YOU, LADIES.
WE NEED CIGARETTES, TOO.
THAT'S A NICE CHOICE OF, UH, HEADGEAR.
Jessica: RIGHT?
Taylor: THIS DISRESPECTFUL, IMMATURE LITTLE [BLEEP]
NOT GONNA RUIN MY LIFE.
I DON'T CARE WHAT CARD SHE PLAYS.
SHE KNOWS I LOVE HER. SHE KNOWS I THINK SHE'S BEAUTIFUL.
BUT I WILL NOT TOLERATE BEING TREATED SO POORLY.
NOT ANYMORE. I'M DONE PLAYING THIS [BLEEP] NICE GUY.
DID YOU HAVE SEX WITH HIM?
TAYLOR.
NOT FOR A LONG TIME.
YEAH, 'CAUSE TAYLOR'S A [BLEEP]
I DON'T LIKE TAYLOR.
HE WON'T COME HERE. HE DOESN'T LIKE IT HERE.
IS HE TOO GOOD FOR IT?
I GET THE IMPRESSION THAT TAYLOR
DOESN'T GO OUT OR DO ANYTHING UNLESS IT'S WHERE HE'S PROMOTED.
YEAH, BASICALLY. HE HATES GOING OUT.
YOU GUYS WILL GET BACK TOGETHER.
I HONESTLY -- I HONESTLY -- LIKE, I'M ON YOUR SIDE.
I'M ON YOUR SIDE 100%, BUT TODAY...
JESS DOESN'T WANT ANYTHING TO DO WITH TAYLOR.
TAYLOR WANTS HER. WHA, WHA, WHA. I'VE HEARD IT ALL BEFORE.
I MEAN, LOVE IS LOVE, I GUESS.
CAN I GET A JAGERBOMB AND HE'LL GET STRAIGHT JAGER?
Jessica: IT FEELS SO GOOD GETTING AWAY
FROM EVERYTHING HAPPENING IN MYRTLE MANOR.
JUST GETTING A NIGHT OUT WITH SOME FUN PEOPLE.
[ ENGINE TURNS OVER ]
Jared: HE'S NEVER GONNA LET YOU GO EVER.
Jessica: LIKE, HE'S FINE HALF THE TIME.
THE OTHER TIME, HE'S A COMPLETE LITTLE [BLEEP]
YOU AND HIM ARE ABOUT TO FIGHT.
IT'S GONNA COME DOWN TO A CONFRONTATION FOR SURE,
NOT JUST SOME YELLING FROM PORCH TO PORCH.
WHATEVER.
ALL HE'S GONNA DO IS [BLEEP] GRAB A BAT AND BE LIKE, "ARGH!"
AND STAND ON HIS PORCH AND PRETEND HE'S PISSED.
HE BETTER MAKE IT A GOOD SWING. THAT'S ALL I GOT TO SAY.
THANK YOU. [ BURPS ]
I KEEP BURPING UP RUM AND DIETS.
LOVE YOU. THANKS FOR COMING OUT.
AT LEAST HE'S NOT HOME YET.
NIGHT, JESS.
ALL DAY, EVERY DAY.
CHELSEY, I'M COMING OVER.
I DON'T KNOW IF YOU'RE ALLOWED, BUT I'M OKAY WITH IT.
I'M COMING.
Chelsey: JARED AND I HAVE BEEN HANGING OUT FOR --
SINCE I MOVED IN,
AND I LIKE BEING FRIENDS WITH JARED RIGHT NOW.
BUT PEOPLE JUST ASSUME
BECAUSE THE PEOPLE IN THE PARK ARE OLD-FASHIONED,
SO THEY THINK IF A GUY STAYS OVER,
THEN THAT'S FROWNED UPON.
I MEAN...WHATEVER.
[ DOG HOWLS ]
Jessica: I'M JUST HOPING THAT I GET HOME AND GET TO SLEEP,
'CAUSE I DON'T WANT TO DEAL WITH HIS [BLEEP]
WHAT THE [BLEEP] IS THAT?
OH, MY GOD!
DUDE, THAT'S STRAIGHT-UP ***.
WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?
LIKE, YOU'RE GONNA *** ON MY BED?
I SMELLED THAT [BLEEP] IT WAS ***.
ARE YOU [BLEEP] WITH ME RIGHT NOW?
STUPID DOOR!
Chelsey: JESSICA SENT ME A PICTURE.
"TAYLOR PISSED IN MY BED."
[ GASPS ]
HE LEGIT PISSED IN HER BED.
THAT'S A [BLEEP] MOVE.
YOU GOT TO BE AWFULLY PISSED TO [BLEEP] TAKE A *** ON HER BED.
AS MUCH AS I DON'T LIKE THE GUY AND AS MUCH AS JESS IS NICE,
IT'S [BLEEP] RIDICULOUS AND HILARIOUS.
I'M ABOUT TO [BLEEP] KILL HIM.
THAT'S LEGIT ***!
IS IT HIM OR THE DOG, THOUGH?
GUS CAN'T COME IN HERE 'CAUSE THE DOOR CLOSES ON HIM
AND HE'D BE TRAPPED IN HERE.
AND NOR COULD GUS GET IN THAT [BLEEP]
NO, AND HE WOULDN'T -- OH, MY GOD!
THAT'S GONNA MAKE ME GAG.
I AM GONNA KILL HIM!
GO PEE ON HIS BED.
[ SIGHS ]
Jessica: HONESTLY, I WISH I COULD SAY I WAS SURPRISED.
HE'S CRAZY. HE HAS GONE TO CRAZIER THINGS.
I MEAN, HE HASN'T PISSED ON ANY OF MY [BLEEP] BEFORE...
THAT I KNOW OF, THAT I KNOW OF.
OKAY. I SMELL WET DOG.
DUDE, I AM SERIOUSLY, LEGITIMATELY SHAKING RIGHT NOW
BECAUSE I'M SO [BLEEP] PISSED.
LIKE, IF HE WERE HERE, HE WOULD BE DECEASED.
IT'S NOT OVER. OH, HELL NO, IT'S NOT OVER.
HE [BLEEP] PISSED IN MY BED.
Narrator: COMING UP ON "WELCOME TO MYRTLE MANOR"...
DID YOU *** ON THE BED?
NO, I DID NOT *** ON THE BED.
Becky: I DID HEAR TAYLOR
MIGHT HAVE PEED ON JESSICA'S BED.
THAT IS GROSSER THAN GROSS.
MYRTLE MANOR SECURITY WILL INVESTIGATE.
[ SIGN BUZZING ]
Narrator: WHEN THINGS GET REALLY BAD IN A TRAILER PARK,
THERE'S ONLY ONE THING TO DO --
CALL A TOWN HALL AND MAKE YOUR BUSINESS EVERYBODY'S BUSINESS.
HOW ARE Y'ALL?
SORRY Y'ALL HAD TO WAIT ON ME TODAY.
IT'S -- IT'S MY FAULT TODAY. RUNNING A LITTLE BIT LATE.
TOWN HALLS ARE WHERE IT'S AT.
WE CAN FIGURE OUT WHAT NEEDS TO BE DONE, HOW TO HANDLE IT,
AND EVERYBODY'S GONNA KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON --
GOOD, BAD, RELIGIOUS, SACRILEGIOUS.
WHATEVER'S GOING ON, WE'RE GONNA KNOW ABOUT IT.
I'M GLAD EVERYBODY CAN MAKE IT TODAY.
IS EVERYBODY DOING OKAY?
I MEAN, DOES ANYBODY HAVE ANY CONCERNS
BEFORE I BRING UP MY CONCERNS?
YES, MA'AM?
GINA.
YES, MA'AM.
YES, MA'AM, I SURE DO. YES, MA'AM.
WHAT KIND OF KITTY ARE WE TALKING ABOUT?
YOUR BETTY, HONEY, YOUR BETTY.
YOUR BETTY DOWN THERE, FOR THE HAIR DOWN THERE.
YOU DYE THAT?
Man: IT'S CALLED BETTY IN A BOX, HONEY.
DO YOU WAX DOWN THERE, TOO?
I DO DESIGNS AND I COLOR IT.
YOU WANT TO SEE MINE?
I NEVER KNEW THAT YOU COULD COLOR YOUR KITTY.
IF SHE WANTS TO COLOR HER KITTY, BY ALL MEANS, COLOR HER KITTY.
I DON'T WANT TO BE THERE.
[ LAUGHTER ]
THE UNDERNEATH OF MY SINK IS LEAKING INTO MY KITCHEN.
OKAY. GO AHEAD, JESSICA.
I'M IN THE PROCESS OF GETTING A NEW MATTRESS
'CAUSE MY MATTRESS GOT PEED ON.
OKAY.
I DID HEAR TAYLOR MIGHT HAVE PEED ON JESSICA'S BED.
THAT IS GROSSER THAN GROSS.
WHY DID YOUR MATTRESS GET PEED ON?
I DON'T KNOW.
I WASN'T THERE FOR THAT.
DID YOU *** ON THE BED?
NO, I DID NOT *** ON THE BED.
IT'S THE STUPIDEST THING I'VE EVER HEARD IN MY LIFE.
Woman: HOW DID PEE GET ON THE BED, THEN?
JUST LIKE HE ALWAYS GETS ON THE BED AND COUCH ANY TIME.
WHO?
MY DOG.
HE WAS SICK.
WHY WOULD A SICK DOG JUMP UP ONTO MY BED?
Becky: HE WAS BLAMING THE DOG.
THERE'S NO WAY THAT DOG COULD'VE JUMPED UP ON THAT BED.
I MEAN, THAT DOG CAN BARELY WALK.
I DON'T FEEL LIKE THE DOG COULD'VE CLIMBED UP THERE.
EXCUSE ME?
BUT IT'S NOT MY PLACE.
IF THAT DOG GOT UP ON THAT BED, IT GOT IT A LADDER.
IT WENT IN THE KITCHEN AND GOT A "LAD-DOOR," OKAY?
'CAUSE THAT DOG IS SHORT AND FAT.
I'VE JUST HEARD SO MUCH DRAMA BETWEEN YOU GUYS.
IT WAS JUST REALLY WEIRD THAT SHE DECIDES TO COME OUT WITH US,
AND THEN THAT HAPPENS AS SOON AS SHE LEAVES THE HOUSE.
SHE'S LEFT THE HOUSE NUMEROUS TIMES.
SO WHY WOULD I PEE ON IT THIS TIME?
'CAUSE SHE LEFT IN JARED'S HAT.
IT WAS A LITTLE FISHY.
ALL RIGHT.
A LITTLE PISSY.
[ LAUGHTER ]
Anne: FIRST OF ALL, I POTTY-TRAINED HIM,
SO I KNOW HE DOES NOT PEE IN THE BED ANYMORE --
HIS OR ANYONE ELSE'S.
ABSOLUTELY NOT.
Becky: I HAVE ABOUT HAD IT WITH TAYLOR AND HIS ANTICS.
HE'S ON EVERYONE'S -- HE'S ON MY LAST NERVE.
THEY DRINK TOO MUCH, AND WHEN THEY DRINK TOO MUCH,
THEY LAY DOWN AND PEE THEMSELVES ALL OVER THE PLACE.
Man: I COULD SEE JARED *** ON THE BED.
[ Chuckling ] I MEAN, TERRY -- TAYLOR.
EVEN ME, SECURITY, I'VE PISSED MY OWN BED, YOU KNOW?
I'M NOT [CHUCKLES] ASHAMED ABOUT IT, YOU KNOW?
YOU KNOW, I DON'T KNOW WHY
JESSICA THINKS THAT I PISSED IN HER BED.
I'M ACTUALLY REALLY OFFENDED
THAT SHE THINKS I'D EVER DO THAT.
WELL, IT'S UNCALLED FOR,
AND HOWEVER IT GOT WET, THAT'S TOTALLY --
IT SMELLED LIKE PEE. I SMELLED IT.
IT WAS DEFINITELY PEE.
I HAVE TO SAY I HAVE NOT BEEN
TO A MORE INTERESTING MEETING IN A LONG TIME.
I'VE NEVER HAD PEE THAT CLOSE TO MY FACE.
Becky: THAT'S PROBABLY A GOOD THING.
BUT, Y'ALL, IN ALL HONESTY,
Y'ALL NEED TO JUST STEP UP TO THE PLATE, OKAY?
Marvin: AS HEAD OF SECURITY FOR MYRTLE MANOR,
IF SOMEONE MAKES AN ACCUSATION
THAT SOMEONE HAS BROKEN INTO THEIR RESIDENCE
AND PISSED THEIR BED, YOU CAN BE --
YOU CAN BE REST ASSURED
THAT MYRTLE MANOR SECURITY WILL INVESTIGATE.
Narrator: IT LOOKS LIKE WE'VE GOT OURSELVES
A REAL-LIFE MYRTLE MANOR MYSTERY ON OUR HANDS,
AND AS MARVIN LIKES TO SAY, NO ONE IS ABOVE SUSPICION.
NEXT TIME AT THE TRAILER PARK...
BECKY, SHE'S ALWAYS ON MY *** ABOUT NOT HAVING A JOB.
YOU'RE EITHER GONNA GET A JOB OR YOU'RE GONNA MOVE.
Narrator: ...WILL JARED FINALLY GET A JOB?
YOU CAN REDO THIS. WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?
I MEAN, A JOB HE CAN KEEP.
THANK YOU.
I'M BEING SARCASTIC.
WHO IS THIS LADY, AND WHY IS SHE SO MEAN?
ARE YOU SURE YOU WANT TO WORK, PRINCESS?
Narrator: WILL JESSICA FIND A WAY
OUT OF TAYLOR'S TRAILER ONCE AND FOR ALL?
I'VE HEARD SOME STUFF.
YOU JUST COME STAY WITH ME FOR A WHILE.
Jessica: I THINK I JUST NEED SOME TIME AND SPACE JUST BECAUSE...
...I DON'T KNOW WHAT HE'S GONNA DO.
[ HORN HONKS ]
YO!
Narrator: AND WILL CHELSEY AND LINDSEY'S NEW ROOMMATE
GIVE THEIR WIENER BUSINESS THE PUSH THAT IT NEEDS?
Chelsey: OUR LANDLORD IS GONNA KILL US.
[ Amplified ] WHAT IS GOING ON HERE?
I MAY BE A REDNECK, BUT I KNOW WIENERS.
SQUIRREL IS GOOD.
Narrator: OR WILL HER REFINED SOUTHERN WAYS PROVE TO BE TOO MUCH?
I'M FROM NORTH CAROLINA, BUT, GIRL...
BABY, I'M FROM GEORGIA,
A BIT FURTHER SOUTH THAN YOU ARE.
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WHAT DID WE GET OURSELVES INTO?
[ INSECTS CHIRPING ]