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BETH HOYT: It's me, it's Andrew WK.
We're celebrating the 10th anniversary release of "I Get
Wet." Since your fans love to dress up like you from that
iconic album cover, and you love this.
You have like a whole photo page on your website that--
ANDREW WK: Yes.
I'm very, uh, fond of folks-- cause it's not so much that
they look like me.
I look like them.
And sometimes they look more like me than I do, and that's
how I, you know, learn how to look like myself.
BETH HOYT: Well, OK.
We've got two fans here who want a chance to make it on
your website.
ANDREW WK: Oh, wow.
BETH HOYT: We're going to guide them.
It's time for the Andrew WK makeover!
ANDREW WK: Hey!
[THEME MUSIC]
BETH HOYT: We've got Dan over here--
ANDREW WK: Okay.
BETH HOYT: --and Nate, of course.
Um, I'll be dressing up Nate.
Andrew will be dressing up Dan.
And when we're all done, why not turn this into a
competition?
You guys decide who is the most Andrew WK of our
look-alikes.
So vote in the chat.
All right, let's go.
ANDREW WK: OK, um, now--
BETH HOYT: All right, so let's start with--
ANDREW WK: This is a beautiful white pant.
BETH HOYT: --pants.
ANDREW WK: Um.
BETH HOYT: You're going to put these on.
And you can just--
ANDREW WK: You could just put them over your pants, I think,
to save time, right?
I would rather you didn't-- yeah.
OK, right.
That's probably better.
BETH HOYT: Andrew, tell our audience about, like, how long
does it-- while they put your pants on.
ANDREW WK: How long does it take for me to-- to get ready?
BETH HOYT: Yeah.
In the morning.
ANDREW WK: Um--
BETH HOYT: Usually.
ANDREW WK: Between five seconds and five hours.
BETH HOYT: Oh, man.
ANDREW WK: It depends on the amount of diarrhea.
It depends on rashes.
Things like that.
BETH HOYT: I suppose you miss a lot of appointments with
that window--
ANDREW WK: Yes.
Yes.
BETH HOYT: --of time.
ANDREW WK: Oh, look at this!
Holy cow, that was quick!
BETH HOYT: Great!
You guys take--
take this off, boom.
ANDREW WK: All right, now, we got a nice, nice hairpiece
here for you--
BETH HOYT: Hair time.
This is the essential.
Nate, now I want--
ANDREW WK: I'm gonna put it on, um-- no,
you can help me here.
BETH HOYT: Oh, my ring is caught.
ANDREW WK: Guide it forward and--
BETH HOYT: Here we go.
ANDREW WK: --back.
BETH HOYT: Nate, I feel like this isn't an easy way to ***
this up, but I feel like--
ANDREW WK: If you feel like cobwebs in your face again.
BETH HOYT: Oh my gosh, you're already transforming.
Think you're looking good.
ANDREW WK: Does that hurt?
DAN: No, no.
BETH HOYT: OK, I think--
ANDREW WK: Before-- any burning?
BETH HOYT: Are you burning?
ANDREW WK: Yes.
BETH HOYT: Don't tell me if you are.
I don't want to know.
OK, you guys, so you look great.
We're not done.
We do need, um, the blood.
So I'm gonna--
ANDREW WK: Uh oh.
BETH HOYT: I'm gonna hit Nate in the face, and then you
could hit Dan after I do Nate.
ANDREW WK: Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, what, what?
No, no, no!
No, Beth!
No!
BETH HOYT: Oh my--
ANDREW WK: Let's just--
you know, what works for this is cherry pie.
Do we have any cherry pies in the house?
BETH HOYT: Oh, yeah, yeah, We always have cherry pie around.
ANDREW WK: Che-- oh.
OK.
Wow.
I wasn't expecting to have these so quickly.
BETH HOYT: Oh, sure.
No problem.
ANDREW WK: The fresh baked--
BETH HOYT: Oh, I get it.
So we can u-- this is way more delicious than real
blood in your face.
ANDREW WK: Now, this could hurt as well, though, because,
uh, some of the very firm cherries, some of them do have
pits in there.
Uh--
BETH HOYT: All right, Nate.
Watch out for the pits, I guess.
You guys take these.
ANDREW WK: Go ahead and--
BETH HOYT: Let's have them just get your faces in there.
Let's give them 30 seconds to really, like--
ANDREW WK: Yeah, yeah.
BETH HOYT: --get in there.
So 30 seconds on the clock.
ANDREW WK: Go for it.
Don't be shy.
You have the beard, too--
BETH HOYT: Go.
ANDREW WK: --so you're already on, uh--
go, go!
BETH HOYT: Get in there.
ANDREW WK: Pie!
Go!
BETH HOYT: Get in there, Nate.
ANDREW WK: Cherries!
BETH HOYT: I'll hold your hair back.
ANDREW WK: Go!
Go!
What are you doing?
Go!
Do it!
BETH HOYT: [LAUGHING]
ANDREW WK: Go!
Go!
Go!
Go!
BETH HOYT: Nate, you're doing--
you're really getting--
ANDREW WK: Put more stuff in your face.
Bash your face.
BETH HOYT: How you doing, Nate?
ANDREW WK: Bash your face!
Bash your face!
BETH HOYT: Get it in there.
Party!
Party, Nate.
Get your party face in there!
ANDREW WK: Party!
Party!
BETH HOYT: You're doing it.
Nate, you're doing it.
ANDREW WK: Put it on your shirt side.
BETH HOYT: You really--
Nate, you're doing a great job.
I'm very proud of you!
ANDREW WK: Put it on your shirt side!
Put it on your shirt side!
Put it on your shirt side!
BETH HOYT: Five, four--
ANDREW WK: Tuck that thing in.
BETH HOYT: --three, two, one--
ANDREW WK: The crust!
The crust!
BETH HOYT: OK.
I just heard like a--
I think--
[LAUGH].
Look.
ANDREW WK: That's the point until you puke
look, I think, actually.
BETH HOYT: But now that you've eaten an entire pie in 30
seconds, we want you to, like, really rock out.
ANDREW WK: No, you know how to rock out.
You got to go--
BETH HOYT: So get up there and, um--
ANDREW WK: --punch and kick and slide and shuffle.
BETH HOYT: Ten seconds on the clock.
ANDREW WK: Punch and kick, slide and shuffle.
BETH HOYT: And starting now!
ANDREW WK: Go!
BETH HOYT: Nate, go for it.
Do it.
ANDREW WK: Go!
Go!
BETH HOYT: Party!
Party!
ANDREW WK: Yeah, shuffle!
BETH HOYT: Party, party!
ANDREW WK: Go!
Go!
Shuffle!
BETH HOYT: Whoo!
ANDREW WK: Go!
Go!
Go!
Go!
BETH HOYT: Yeah.
ANDREW WK: Go!
Go!
Go!
Shuffle!
BETH HOYT: Oh my god!
ANDREW WK: Go!
Go!
BETH HOYT: Whoo!
ANDREW WK: Go!
Go!
Go!
Go!
Go!
Go!
Go!
Go!
BETH HOYT: I think that was about a minute?
OK.
ANDREW WK: Oh my goodness.
BETH HOYT: Let us know who wore it best, Dan or Nate, who
rocked out harder.
I think--
I don't know.
OK, we've added up the scores, and the winner of My Damn
Channel's Andrew WK makeover is Dan!
ANDREW WK: Yes!
[CHEERING]
ANDREW WK: Yes!
Yes!
BETH HOYT: Well done.
Really, everyone who participated is a winner.
Except Nate, of course.
ANDREW WK: Well--
BETH HOYT: Um, Nate, I'm so--
I feel like I didn't push you hard enough.
So I will next time.
I'll--
I will push you harder.
Thanks, Dan.