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What about Loch Ness?
It's a lake.
I know it's a lake, I'm talking about the monster. If he's real, that means dinosaurs are real.
Dinosaurs are real.
I know that, but they could be out there like rampaging through the city and stuff
I'm more worried about cthulhu.
Now listen close, people don't like too much exposition all at once, so I'm going to try to say this as fast as I can.
I like exposition. What?
I like exposition
Well most people don't Blair.
That's not really true
at the very least it's debatable.
It's like when a Super Villain captures the hero.
there's always a expositions in explain why he's doing what he's doing
and sometimes that the best part of the movie.
And exposition can really save a movie. Look at P.T. Anderson's last film. What was that about?! That was crap.
Can I just say what I need to say without us arguing about it?! You can, but it's not as fun.
(hahaha)
Shut up! Listen.
Now the first thing we know
is that everything is
based on something real
which means every movie
book, video game, song, ect.
based on something that really happened.
Which brings us to the second thing we know. We can't kill ANYTHING.
uh...
question.
What about things that are already dead?
What you mean like somebody else killed them before we got there?
No like zombies,
or vampires
you know their already dead so we can't really killing twice? That's a good question.
NO. No killing at all.
Do you want to start a war or a blood feud because you shot first?
Ah, like Solo.
Ha, no.
that imply there were two shots fired
and we all know
our boy Han, was the only one to fire at all.
Continue. Thank you.
Whatever the monster is, we have to stop it, or trap it, or figure out why it's so *** pissed off at us.
Which leads us to the third thing we know which might be the most important
no matter what
must protect the human race.
Doesn't seem very likely does it?
What doesn't?
Us, being the protectors of the human race.
You know, we're only four guys. I think you are forgetting that the busters of ghosts
were only four guys.
Not really,
three of them were scientists
and one of them knew how to trap ghosts.
Shouldn't there be like some sort of government agency or something taking care of all this?
Yeah, well, there isn't, just us.
Against every monster in fiction? Yes.
Sounds like there's already plot holes.
Oh, another question. Yes the short guy on the couch? Do you have any more of those yogurts?
Yes I do.
Can I have one? Nope. Yogurts are for closers.
Shouldn't we be doing something?