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[singing:]
>>TREVOR AH! AHHH! AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
>>CONSTANCE What?
>>TREVOR Toothpaste! You've left the lid off the Phu-King
toothpaste!
>>CONSTANCE Never!
>>TREVOR Never?
What about yesterday? What about last week?
>>CONSTANCE Trevor, it wasn't me.
>>TREVOR Don't deny it.
>>CONSTANCE It wasn't me.
>>TREVOR Constance, don't deny it.
>>CONSTANCE It wasn't me.
>>TREVOR Well, it wasn't me.
>>CONSTANCE Okay, so it was me.
>>CONSTANCE What does it matter?
>>TREVOR So you admit it!
>>CONSTANCE It's only toothpaste. After all.
>>TREVOR You don't care.
>>CONSTANCE I do so much. But do I hear one word of thanks?
>>TREVOR Thanks, thanks for the crusty toothpaste.
>>CONSTANCE I scrub the sink.
>>TREVOR You just don't care.
>>CONSTANCE I mow the lawn.
>>TREVOR Though I must suffer,
suffer crusty toothpaste You just don't care.
You just don't care. You just don't care.
>>CONSTANCE I feed the fish.
I change the sheets. There must be more to life than this!
>>TREVOR You haven't cared since you met Charles.
>>CONSTANCE Charles?
>>TREVOR Don't deny it.
>>CONSTANCE Charles is a friend.
>>TREVOR Please don't deny it.
>>CONSTANCE A friend I've met with once or twice.
>>TREVOR Once or twice!
>>CONSTANCE Once or twice.
>>TREVOR Admit it!
>>TREVOR It's all over between us.
>>CONSTANCE It's all over between us.
>>TREVOR It's all over between us.
>>TREVOR No more silent evenings.
>>CONSTANCE No more dirty dishes.
>>TREVOR No more Chinese take-out.
>>CONSTANCE No more all-night bowling.
>>TREVOR No more conversations.
>>CONSTANCE No more me.
>>TREVOR No more you.
>>CONSTANCE No more me.
>>TREVOR No more you.
>>TREVOR No more crusty toothpaste!