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Conventional wisdom will be overruled
the laws of Physics will morph into reality yet unseen
The very fabric space and time Chaos and order will be ousted
In this place you mustn't take the bait and don't jump to conclusions
Or you never know where you might land. reality is merely a construct formed by what we perceive
We are limited by our senses and our own imagination
because impossible
If inconceivable
Keep your eyes on the screen
Do not try to grasp at the future or at the past
For the past is always expanding
the future can never be captured until become the present
We're not in Kansas anymore. You're in the dawn dimension
you
you
you
Clementine. talk to me
It Didn't work Roger
My God ... we calculated every variable. What are you trying to tell me?
You were aware of the risks
Risks? you want to talk to me about risks. I give you a hundred K for what was a foolproof investment
Inside jobs are hard to prevent Roger
But we both know it's not a straight shot
When you said the logic bomb would knock off Petrov for a week
not cause--Cause a what, Roger?
Denny knew what he was doing
The plant explosion could not have been caused by our little virus
The news said that the fire retardant system failed due to a computer failure
They can't trace it back to us
we will cut our losses and move forward
You think somebody wouldn't notice you bought a thousand shares just after the price plummeted
that was four days before the disaster gosh darn it
I know this hit you big. We always come on the top. well easy for you to say I dont have a slush fund to fall back on
That was it
Roger
I've gotta go home and face my wife
One more time we can be done for good. I got this nicaragua deal in the works. I'll fix this
you
Hey how was your monday?
It was the longest day of the week even though every day is the same
Same . Did you get the money transfered to those mutual accounts at least?
you said you were going to do that.
It's gone. what is gone?
Well I invested that money
In petroleum. the pipeline blew up, production suffered, and our shares depreciated
our money is gone?
I thought we were going to make decisions like this together?
I know, I should have. I thought I'd be a fun surprise when we tripled our investment
Well, we can't change the past. what we have left?
4000
We should be okay. I'll get a second job for the weekends, and you can play it safe for a while
You might survive sure
But we'll end up living out of a suitcase with some impoverished hotel like some destitue hoodlums, we can't afford this place
As long as we have each other we'll be okay.
Well, let us drink our troubles away
Meet Roger and his Kind hearted
quiet wife Liza
and you've witness they are down on their luck but not so much, so
To tread through the deep snow of poverty and the trenches of Modern Society. their plight is not uncommon however
contributing to merely a drop in the ocean of
Related tribulation s.despite their current condition of being bereft of good fortune. They are about to partake in
the consumption of the beverage
only encountered in the dawn dimension
Hope we're not all out. We might
All they have is a bottle of my old grandmother's
ah
oh
Roger can you come in here. Is that darn bottle opener broken again?
Who are you?
You summoned me. I did no such thing
Trespassing is a sever offense
When the bottle is opened once every 99 years it is my duty to fulfill my purpose
purpose? purpose!?
I'm calling the police
Stay right there I could knock you out cold in an instant
You can strike me down right now with that a pan or perhaps fry me up with some oil and spices if you wish it
When you hear what I have to tell you you will do nothing of the sort
I
Am in the business of wishes my name is Jean. I am your genie
You don't look like a genie.
You Must be thinking of Arabian folklore from which I do not originate
I am not of this world nor and I follow the customs of
Traditional vesture. as your bona fide genie, I am here to- last time
I trusted somebody, I lost my life savings
No matter I will grant you three wishes and money is among the things that I can easily summon
Every wish can lead to unintended
Effects. they can only be undone by another wish and no wishing for further wishes
Okay, I'll play along
Roger
It's alright Liza, just curious. Gene. I rwish that...the value of my holdings in Petrov increased
to at least 5 million. your wish has been granted
Although I rather expected bills and multiple denominations falling from the sky
accompanied by lively Fanfare I
any counterfeiter could conjure up some paper. I want to be sure that you are the real-deal
Liza, this can't be real. We sell there shares and we are set. That is that Ample Evidence?
Now wait, just a minute
What are you trying to pull?
We sure as hell aren't fools
How do you know this is legit any hack on a computer can make a phishing website with these numbers
it's called pharming
I've heard this sort of thing
What next Jean?
convince me to invest in your...
penny stock? Ant then I'll never see you or
my money. I'm in the ketchup as it is
Now Mr.. Clementine I can assure you that all of your investments are in order as to
the integrity of my actions
Suffice it to say you get exactly what you wish for
There will be no gray area or reading between the lines
All right, you convinced me. Liza, What else do we want? What will it be?
the wishes give us an opportunity to make a real difference. i have to speak my mind here
I wish there to be peace on Earth with all the conflicts and fighting to stop
Are you serious?
We can ave anything on God's green earth
And you risk for something this moronic?
that's what all the military spending is for
Would you like to make it official?
Roger this is all. You can have the other wish. Well, have at it Genie.
The war is over the fighting is stopped in the middle east there is no peace on Earth. I am
So excited to bring this news to you this sounds a little bit
It's not typical of your everyday you know favorite news
Broadcaster, but it just it's bringing chills up and down my spine right now the war is over
God bless
You truly have changed the world that was a selfless use of a wish
Is there anything else?
perhaps and care to wish for it.
Now I've been thinking about this long and hard, Genie
I've decided that i would like a time machine
So we don't have to waste a wish
every time we want something
Time machine? nothing good can come of that
quiet
You've wasted a wish on something that helps everybody beside us. this one is mine
Thinks in her head: Bickering twits
not just any Time machine
Don't want there to be any unintended consequences
so its going to be view only. I want to see the past , to discover trade secrets
Want to travel to the future to see what companies end up ahead. I dont want to mess about, just observe
very insightful, Mr.. Clementine
The last time machine wish fulfilled, a man prevented his great-grandfather
from succeeding in a key Victory dance with Spanish Armada and then
ceased to exist
my first first came but this last week
the value
plummented
I barely pulled a million. the second which of course is wasted but my third wish is going to stick
You are a vigilant man and will grant you this last wish and I will be your guide
If you'll kindly come stand next to me
Lize are you coming? we aren't meant to see the past or future. This is ungodly
Let's go
Let me show you the way
o her lawyser's been trying to contact you? incessantly. I'm not signing those papers
She left me because I didn't tell her two little things about the investments and now that I'm the richest man north of Milwaukee
She thinks she deserves half ha
Anyways as I was saying tracy you too should be on board
you have the chance to double or triple your investment. Maybe
Will you quit asking people for money? It's pete's birthday the least you can do is act like that's why you're here
Marcus I forgot you're not intersted in money, newspaper ads must be especially lucrative this time of year. *** off!
Hey, Jack-in-the-Box
Here's your steak just as you like it. Ooh that looks good. I've been waiting 365 days for that
Hmm. I'll take that
What are you? What are you doing?
right give that back
Yeah, that's for peter. Oh, I don't think we should sell jack
That was for peter,I think--- you haven't got a logical thought go through your head since 2005. you know what I'll buy you a herd of cattle
It's a renewable resource, then you'll get over it
Jean, I think I've seen enough. no no just a few minutes longer. You'll need to see what happens next
Ah Jack now we're talking. they should call you jack out of the box
With these ideas good idea no, I'm not donating in the children's hospital
No, put it in tobacco, I'm not donating to childrens hospital? I don't care if we get a tax deduction, screw em.
Hmm once Roger is ready. We can start
you're an Advisor you advise
I'll take your advice If I want it. there are plenty of kids frollicking about. I say, if it ain't broke don't fix it
Mm-Hmm let Darwin do his job
Hmm, okay
Anywho, as I was saying...
Bye jack, you're getting soft on me either you oil your gears up, or I replace you
bye bye
How distasteful
you can have your steak and
Your cake I needed to but eventually if you are a greedy cake eater too long
You just might end up suffocating on your own self absorption
Because you were too greedy to pay any concern for others
In the words of the late, Mr.. Clementine
Let Darwin do his bidding
How distasteful indeed
With roger out of the picture the question remains what will happen to all his wealth?
What are you doing here?
The episode is even over
That's my money. Well, this is highly irregular. wait. Where are you going?
great
Look at me
Not a gray hair
Jean let's go back
of course
What are you waiting for? how long is a cooling cycle between multiple year leaps? It's ready when you are, Mr.
Clementine that can't be it must be years decades
It's ready now
This can't be
Uncle uncle, what birthday are we celebrating, uncle? He can't see you
We are simply bending space-time to see these events
Transpire. we aren't really here. Do you really want to know when this is? Ah
I don't know, let's go back
You insisted we only use a view only time machine, Mr.. Clementine
Let's go back. I'll buy a blender and adopt a liquid diet. I'll show you.
I'm not the author of your future. We all have our own paths
The portal is yours travel to any time you would like. good day
What am I going to do? You know there is one more option?
You may have a fourth wish if you acknowledge a minute set of conditions what?
I've dealt with the worst consequences already. This wish will be
Irrevocable, and you must pay the amount and duration
and a minimum of
100--- okay, okay, whatever. I have the money
I wish we were back where it started, and I don't die from choking. as you wish... Mr.. Genie
with what? Evil laugh
At last I'm free
Let me out of here, you devil
I'm not the devil although it is not out of the realm of
Possibility that you will meet him during your service. I think you know how this works Roger
If you have good fortune in a century or so someone with poor taste in wine will summon you
You won't get away with this. This is not the last you will hear from roger clementine.
let me out of here, get me out. Ahhh!
Rogers just left let's have some real wine shall we?
Ironic change events has led to the impetus of the eternal servitude of a once blatantly
narcissistic day trader with no ability for compassion in the end Roger was able to prevent a
certain demise of choking on his own decadence
But now you will continue to reside indefinitely in a glass bottle just hoping for the chance to suffocate
in an ironic twist of fates he has nearly limitless power to grant the wishes of
Anyone who stumbles upon this emancipating receptacle?
But poor Roger will be stuck helping everyone else besides himself
fulfill their dreams we can file this under alcoholic beverages in
the Dawn Dimension