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"Who the #@!% are you?"
Oh...oh god, I'm THAT girl!
S###!!!
I'm a horrible person. I have to go!
Yeah.
I'm really sorry. I had no idea.
Just get out.
Yep...Um...
Do you like that thing he does with this tongue?
No? Okay, yeah...I'm going...
I only ask because to me it felt like a fat kid at a pie eating contest...um...
Eskimo sisters! Am I right?
Okay. No? Fair enough...BOOM.
That one's mine.
Hey, for what it's worth...you deserve a lot better.
I know. I've tried, but things have been so tough at work recently...
and my Mom keeps saying, "You're not getting any younger Katherine!"
What! Are you serious? No, you look amazing.
Not compared to you. I mean, look at you. Look at THOSE!
Girl, this is a push up bra. Tons of padding.
Really?
Yeah?
Okay, where did you get that?
You can check the tag.
Wow, it's only a B cup. That's incredible!
I know, LOOK AT ME!!!
Amazing! Oh, I am so rude. Here.
Oh yes, thank you. That would be great.
So how long have you guys been together?
Since high school. And he's been doing that tongue thing since the very beginning.
He's like taking a giant jello shot out of a pint glass.
It's like he thinks he's a vacuum trying to clean out our insides.
Ewwwww.Disgusting.
Eskimo sisters?
Yeah. BOOM!!!
You know, I can never talk about any of this stuff with my girlfriends...
We should do "Slunch."
What is "Slunch?"
It's like Brunch but with Sangrias!
Girl, yes! You know I'm down!
Um, let me get your number.
Yeah, that's fine. "Comic books."
I will call you.
I will answer.
Thank you so much girl. So nice to meet you.
"Um...."
"How do you two know each other?"
I'm gonna deal with this.
Yeah, I'm going to brush my teeth. But this one...
Oh, it doesn't count.