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What up Trolls, it's uh, Arrjune again. Today this story is from Paris.
Now, this was when I first got off the bus. And so, um, one of the reasons I never went out
on the streets of Paris
was because
I was harassed. So, as soon as I got off the bus, there were these guys, there, black guys- now
I have nothing against Black People, it's just that, there were 40 of them *laugh*
And they were all selling keychains. And they were sorta working in unison to pressure me into buying them.
...And I did.
For two Euros.
Now, as soon as I bought it from him,
he pulled out this
fake Rolex. Now I know it's fake, because he asked me to pay for it
with thirty Euros, And I was like thirty Euros? That's like $60 Canadian!
So I was like "Hell no! How 'bout you give me that watch, and two more keychains
for 5 Euros?" and he was like- he thought about it for a minute, and
then he said "Sure." And as I was pulling out my wallet- actually I didn't have a wallet,
I had a little
pouch, right here, and it had all my money in it
and it was underneath all my clothes, and I
had it way so that, y'know, I could say "Oh look, my pockets. Nothing in it."
But anyways,
thats when my teacher started
yelling at him.
And she starts saying;
"Je vais -uhhh- appuiyez le police!", or, "I will call the police!".
...And I know my french
isn't that good- probably said something wrong there. So
a couple days later I was walking around, y'know, shopping
as all tourists do, when, I found this vendor.
He was selling the exact same keychain...
...for 0.5 Euros.
And uh... this
is my
first Paris story.
There'll be more to come.
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