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SUGAR,
SPICE...
AND EVERYTHING NICE.
THESE WERE THE INGREDIENTS CHOSEN TO CREATE THE PERFECT LITTLE GIRL.
BUT PROFESSOR UTONIUM ACCIDENTALLY ADDED AN EXTRA INGREDIENT TO THE CONCOCTION--
CHEMICAL X.
[EXPLOSION]
THUS THE POWERPUFF GIRLS WERE BORN!
USING THEIR ULTRA-SUPERPOWERS,
BLOSSOM, BUBBLES, AND BUTTERCUP HAVE DEDICATED THEIR LIVES
TO FIGHTING CRIME AND THE FORCES OF EVIL!
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Narrator: THE CITY OF TOWNSVILLE,
A VERY NORMAL CITY LIKE MOST CITIES.
AND, LIKE MOST CITIES,
TOWNSVILLE EVEN HAS ITS OWN RESIDENT SUPERHEROES.
WHY, THERE THEY GO RIGHT NOW.
LET'S FOLLOW THEM, SHALL WE?
PROFESSOR! PROFESSOR!
IT'S TIME! IT'S TIME!
WHAT? IT'S TIME?
BATTEN DOWN THE CANNED GOODS.
EVERYONE TO THE SHELTERS!
NOT THAT TIME, PROFESSOR.
IT'S TIME FOR THE MOST IMPORTANT NEWSCAST OF THE YEAR.
TV announcer: WELCOME TO CTN'S LIVE COVERAGE OF...
THE ASSOCIATION...
OF WORLD...
SUPER...
MEN...
SUPER SUMMIT...
2000!
IT'S SO EXCITING!
THE WORLD'S GREATEST SUPERHEROES
ALL GETTIN' TOGETHER FOR A SUPERSPECIAL MEETING.
WOW!
[TALKING ALL AT ONCE]
OH HO, RIGHT.
TIME FOR YOUR ANNUAL SUPERHERO
HERO WORSHIP SILLINESS.
MAJOR GLORY IS THE MOST AMERICAN AMERICAN OF ALL TIMES.
MUCHO MUCHACHO ES MUY GUAPO.
AND MANDINGO'S THE BOMB.
THINK THEY'LL INVITE KRUNK THIS YEAR?
NAH, HE'S TOO STUPID.
HUSH, HUSH!
I'M SHAQUILLE SILVERSTEIN,
AND I'LL BE BRINGING YOU ALL THE LATEST ON THE AWSM EVENT
LIVE FROM CTN HEADQUARTERS.
WE NOW TAKE YOU LIVE TO NEWSCOPTER 5
AND OUR CORRESPONDENT MARIA GUADALUPE O'FLANAGAN.
MARIA?
THANKS, SHAQUILLE.
I'M HERE LIVE, HIGH ABOVE MOUNT NEVEREST,
THE WORLD'S TALLEST SUMMIT,
FOR THE WORLD SUPEREST SUMMIT,
WHERE THE WORLD'S MOST ELITE HEROES
DISCUSS THE MOST SECRET OF SUPER ISSUES.
AS YOU CAN SEE, MANY HEROES ARE ARRIVING AS WE SPEAK.
HEROES CONFIRMED IN ATTENDANCE
INCLUDE SUCH INTERNATIONAL FAVORITES AS...
A MONUMENT TO THE TIMELESS STRENGTH OF THE BRITISH EMPIRE...
BIG BEN.
JAPAN'S PERFECT UPGRADE OF MAN AND ELECTROCELLULAR MICRONET ENHANCEMENTS...
E-MALE.
THE CARIBBEAN CRUSADER, THE ATLANTEAN LION...
YA-MON.
THE MOST MACHISMO FOR YOUR PESO...
MEXICO'S MUCHO MUCHACHO.
THE SENTINEL OF THE SAVANNA...
AFRICA'S MONARCH OF MIGHT...
MANDINGO.
CHANNELING THE COLLECTIVE MANPOWER
OF THE WORLD'S LARGEST NATION...
MU SHU GUY MAN!
THROWING ALL THE SHRIMPS ON THE BARBIE...
AUSTRALIA'S DOWN UNDER MATE.
NOW WE TAKE YOU TO OUR MAN LIVE ON THE SCENE,
FREDRICO CHANG.
THANKS, SHAQUILLE.
I'M HERE LIVE AT THE VERY TOP OF MOUNT NEVEREST
IN THE COURTYARD OF THE ROTUNDA OF SECLUSION,
THE MOST WELL-KNOWN SECRET LAIR IN ALL OF SUPERDOM.
THERE'S A BUZZ OF EXCITEMENT
AS LONG-STANDING MEMBERS AND NEWCOMERS ALIKE MEET AND GREET
WHILE THEY AWAIT THE ARRIVAL OF--
WAIT A MINUTE.
COULD IT BE? IT IS!
THE AWSM'S FOUNDER AND CHAIRMAN,
AMERICA'S FAVORITE SON,
THE CAPTAIN OF CAPITALISM...
MAJOR GLORY!
HI, KIDS!
BUY MY ACTION FIGURE.
MAJOR GLORY,
MAJOR GLORY,
COULD WE HAVE A FEW WORDS?
THANK YOU FOR YOUR ADORATION,
BUT ALAS, IT'S TIME TO CALL TO ORDER
THE ASSOCIATION OF WORLD SUPER MEN
SUPER SUMMIT...
2000!
I'M SO GLAD YOU ALL HAVE THE PRIVILEGE OF RECORDING
THIS MONUMENTOUS OCCASION FOR POSTERITY.
NOW SCRAM!
WELL, THERE YOU HAVE IT, LIVE FROM MOUNT NEVEREST...
AND LIVE FOR NEWSCOPTER 5...
AND LIVE FROM CTN HEADQUARTERS,
THAT WAS THE AWSM SUPER SUMMIT 2000 LIVE.
THAT WAS LIVE!
LIVE ALL THE WAY! LIVE!
OH, MY GOSH. IT'S ALWAYS SO EXCITING!
OH, I KNOW.
DID YOU SEE THE FLYING IN, AND EVERYONE WAS--
YEAH, AND THE STUFF WAS ALL ZAPPING AROUND HIS--
AND THE FANCY CAPE WAS ALL BLOWING.
AND DID YOU SEE WHO ELSE WAS THERE?
OH MY GOSH, YES. AND, OH, YOU KNOW WHO ELSE--
YEAH!
WOW.
PHEW.
AAH.
YEAH.
WHAT DO YOU THINK THEY DO IN THERE?
YOU KNOW, SUPER STUFF.
THEY DISCUSS MORAL ISSUES AND WORLD CRISISES
AND COMPARE CRIME-FIGHTING TECHNIQUES.
YEAH, LIKE BODY SLAMS AND WINDMILL KICKS.
IMAGINE WHAT WE COULD LEARN FROM THEM.
THE MASTERS.
I WISH SOMEDAY WE COULD BE GOOD ENOUGH SUPERHEROES
TO BE INVITED TO A SUPER SUMMIT.
HERE NOW.
WHAT'S THIS SILLINESS
ABOUT BEING GOOD ENOUGH SUPERHEROES?
YOU'RE THE BEST SUPERHEROES I KNOW.
OH, PROFESSOR,
YOU'RE JUST SAYING THAT 'CAUSE YOU'RE OUR DAD.
WELL, YES,
BUT THAT'S NOT THE ONLY REASON.
I MEAN, GOODNESS,
I DON'T KNOW HOW MANY TIMES I'VE HEARD
"ONCE AGAIN, THE DAY IS SAVED
THANKS TO THE POWERPUFF GIRLS."
YEAH, BUT THAT'S JUST TOWNSVILLE.
THESE GUYS SAVE THE WHOLE WORLD.
HMM.
I SEEM TO REMEMBER 3 LITTLE GIRLS
WHO SAVED THE WHOLE WORLD
FROM BEING TURNED INTO DOGS
AND SAVED THE WHOLE WORLD FROM OUTER SPACE INVADERS.
WHY, YOU'VE EVEN MATCHED WITS WITH THE MOST VILE, MOST EVIL...
WELL, YOU KNOW. HIM.
SO I SAY YOU'RE CERTAINLY GOOD ENOUGH SUPERHEROES
TO GO TO ANY OLD SUMMIT YOU WANT.
YOU REALLY THINK WE COULD?
OF COURSE.
Girls: CAN WE GO, PROFESSOR? HUH?
CAN WE, PLEASE? CAN WE, CAN WE?
OF COURSE, AND IF YOU HURRY,
YOU'LL BE THERE BEFORE THEY FINISH ROLL CALL.
[COUGHING]
LITTLE ANGELS.
Narrator: AND WITH THAT, OUR GIRLS RACE ACROSS THE GLOBE
TO JOIN THE RANKS OF THE WORLD'S GREATEST HEROES.
WELL, THAT DOES IT FOR ROLL CALL.
I MOTION WE PROCEED WITH--
HI!
[GASP] WHAT?
ALL RIGHT, WHO LET CHILDREN IN HERE?
WHAT IS THIS?
WE'RE BLOSSOM...
AND BUTTERCUP.
THE POWERPUFF GIRLS.
WE'RE SUPERHEROES, TOO.
AND YOUR BIGGEST FANS.
AND WE WANT TO JOIN THE ASSOCIATION.
[SNICKERING]
OH, MY STARS.
ISN'T THAT JUST THE CUTEST THING?
THE WIDDLE SUPER BABIES
WANT TO JOIN THE ASSOCIATION.
WELL, LITTLE LADIES,
ALL SUPERHEROES WANT TO JOIN OUR ASSOCIATION,
BUT WE ONLY ACCEPT THE CREAM OF THE CROP--
HEROES WITH VERY SPECIFIC SUPERATTRIBUTES, HMM?
AND I'M AFRAID OUR ENTRANCE EXAM IS EXTREMELY...
RIGOROUS.
POWERPUFFS ARE READY FOR ANYTHING.
LET'S DO IT! LET'S DO IT!
CHALLENGE!
HO HO HO!
AREN'T WE FULL OF SPICE?
GENTLEMEN,
SHALL WE LET THE SUGARPUFFS GIVE IT A GO?
[TALKING ALL AT ONCE]
METHINKS THAT WOULD BE MOST HUMOROUS.
[LAUGHTER]
WELL, LADIES,
MY ASSOCIATES SEEM WILLING TO INDULGE YOUR REQUESTS,
SO WHAT THE HEY?
HA HA!
ON WITH THE TESTS!
SO...
WHO'S READY FOR A TEST OF STRENGTH?
UH, YEAH. RIGHT HERE, MAJOR.
AH, BUTTERDISH. EXCELLENT.
BUTTERCUP.
ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS OUTLIFT...
LET'S SEE...
BIG BEN!
RIGHTY-O, GUVNOR.
PIP PIP, TOP TOP, AND A CHEERIO, WHAT?
WELL, HELLO, HELLO, HELLO.
ART THOU READY, MILADY?
LET'S DO DIS LIKE BUDDHISTS.
READY...
LIFT!
BY JOVE!
MMM.
HARUMPH.
[GRUNTING]
[GRUNTING]
[GASP]
HIGGLEDY-PIGGLEDY.
CHIM-CHIMINEE...
CHIM-CHIM-CHEROO!
HUZZAH!
[BUTTERCUP GRUNTING]
BY THE ROCKETS' RED GLARE!
YAHOO! YAY, BUTTERCUP!
WOO-HOO!
POPPYCOCK.
YAHOO! YAY, BUTTERCUP!
WOO-HOO!
HA HA! SHE DEUCED YOU, LIMEY!
HEE HEE. SHE BE CLEANING YOUR CLOCK THERE.
THE BELL DOTH TOLL, DUDE. HA HA HA HA HA!
ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT.
TEST NUMBER TWO-- TEST OF SPEED.
KABOODLES VERSUS...
E-MALE!
Bubbles: WOW!
ONE LAP AROUND THE WORLD.
ON YOUR MARKS...
SO, MY LITTLE JPEG,
SHALL WE DOWNLOAD?
READY...
[FIRES SHOT]
WOW!
GO, BUBBLES! GO!
OH.
UM, EXCUSE ME?
AM I JUST SUPPOSED TO KEEP UP WITH YOU,
OR IS SOMEONE SUPPOSED TO WIN?
OH, ONE OF US SHOULD DEFINITELY WIN.
OK.
NOW THEN,
IT TAKES E-MALE PRECISELY 7 SECONDS TO CIRCLE THE GLOBE,
SO HE SHOULD BE HERE IN 5, 4, 3...
YEE-HA!
BUBBLES, YEAH! WAY TO GO!
HA HA! NEED MORE RAM IN THE HARD DRIVE, EH?
REBOOT, HEAR ME NOW.
YOUR PPP CONNECTION HAS BEEN SEVERED.
OK.
TEST NUMBER 3 WON'T BE SO EASY.
THIS TEST NOT ONLY DEMANDS SUPERPOWERS
BUT WIT AS WELL.
HEROIC PROBLEM SOLVING AND...
STAYING COOL UNDER FIRE.
NOW, LET'S SEE...
WE NEED A CRIME OR A CRISIS OF SOME SORT.
AHA!
AN ASTEROID SHOWER HURTLING TOWARDS EARTH
THAT WILL SURELY SHATTER OUR VERY PLANET.
YES...
THAT SHOULD DO NICELY.
BLAZE 'EM, LET'S DO IT!
UH, IF I MAY SAY, SIR,
IT'S A GREAT HONOR AND PRIVILEGE
TO ACTUALLY TEAM UP WITH THE MAJOR GLORY TO SAVE THE WORLD.
WELL, THANK YOU, BLESS 'EM,
BUT I'M HERE IN MORE OF AN ADVISORY ROLE.
I'LL BE GRADING YOUR PERFORMANCE AND, YOU KNOW,
SAVE THE EARTH IF YOU CAN'T HACK IT.
HA HA HA!
OOH, WATCH IT, DEAR.
HERE THEY COME.
UH-OH.
AW, YOU MISSED A FEW, SWEETHEART.
OH, OH, OH.
LET'S NOT FORGET THE BIG ONE, SHALL WE?
OH!
THINK, BLOSSOM, THINK.
THE CLOCK IS TICKING.
GOTTA CUT THIS JUST RIGHT.
[GASP]
WELL, I'LL BE BORN ON THE FOURTH OF JULY.
WATCH OUT! THERE'S STILL ONE LEFT!
I PLEDGE ALLEGIANCE TO THE FLAG
OF THE UNCONSCIOUS STATES OF AMERICA.
NOW WE KNOW WHY BEN FRANKLIN WANTED A TURKEY.
THAT SHINER'S A DANDY, YANKEE DOODLE.
♪ BLOSSOM, BLOSSOM, BLOSSOM ♪
♪ BLOSSOM, BLOSSOM, BLOSSOM ♪
YEAH, BABY, YEAH!
Major Glory: SUGARPUFFS!
TEN-HUT!
PREPARE TO BE GRADED.
YOUR SCORE IN THE TEST OF STRENGTH,
INCOMPARABLE;
TEST OF SPEED, UNBEATABLE;
AND TEST OF HEROISM IN THE FIELD, UNPARALLELED.
WHEE!
HOORAY!
THE POWDERPUFFS HAVE INDEED
PASSED THE ENTRANCE REQUIREMENTS.
WHAT DO YOU SAY TO THAT, MEN?
SUREST THOU JEST.
VAL HALEN, VIKING GOD OF ROCK!
LEND US YOUR VOICE.
VERY WELL.
'TIS NAY, I SAYEST.
NAY!
NE'ER SHALL THESE WEAK PIXIES
DEFILE THE SACRED HOUSE OF MEN
WITH THEIR GIRLISH WHIMSIES.
BESIDES, WE DON'T NEED NO LITTLE RUG RATS CRAMPIN' OUR STYLE.
All: YEAH!
WELL, THERE YOU HAVE IT.
MEMBERSHIP DENIED.
BUT WE PASSED ALL THE TESTS!
I THOUGHT OUR POWERS WERE GOOD ENOUGH.
AWW...
BABY BOW-BOW'S NO-NO GOO-GOO NOOVE?
LOOK, KIDS, YOU'RE MISSING THE POINT.
THIS IS THE ASSOCIATION OF WORLD SUPER MEN.
YOU'RE LITTLE GIRLS.
WE ARE THE MEN...
THE PROTECTORS, THE HUNTERS,
THE FIGHTERS AND THE SHOWOFFS,
AND THE NOISEMAKERS!
YOU ARE LITTLE GIRLS.
YOU SHOULD BE AT HOME WITH YOUR MOMMY,
LEARNING HOW TO COOK AND CLEAN,
AND BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH,
WHATEVER WOMEN STUFF.
SO LEAVE THE SUPERHEROICS TO THE SUPER MEN!
ARGH!
[BREATHING HARD]
LOOK,
THERE ARE CERTAIN ROLES FOR MEN AND CERTAIN ROLES FOR WOMEN, RIGHT?
NOW LET'S TAKE YOUR FAMILY, FOR EXAMPLE.
WHO GOES TO WORK AND BRINGS HOME THE PAYCHECK?
OUR DAD.
RIGHT! WHO PAYS THE RENT AND PUTS THE BREAD ON THE TABLE?
OUR DAD.
BINGO.
OUR DAD.
DAD.
DAD.
DAD.
DAD.
THEN WHO MOWS THE LAWN AND WASHES THE CAR?
BUBBLES.
SO WHAT DOES YOUR MOTHER DO?
Girls: WE DON'T HAVE A MOTHER.
NOW, IF YOU'LL EXCUSE US,
WE HAVE MANY PRESSING MANLY MATTERS TO ATTEND TO.
GO HOME!
FINE.
DIDN'T WANT TO BE IN YOUR STINKY OLD CLUB ANYWAY.
YOU GOT YOUR UNDERPANTS ON ON THE OUTSIDE.
Narrator: OH, NO.
THE GIRLS' DREAMS HAVE BEEN SHATTERED.
THEIR IDOLS KNOCKED THEM FROM THEIR PEDESTALS.
WHAT A BUMMER.
BUT WHAT'S THIS?
SOME SORT OF SPACEFARING MUSCLE ROD,
HEADED STRAIGHT FOR THE ROTUNDA OF SECLUSION!
MEN OF EARTH,
WITNESS THE COMING OF...
MASCUMAX!
BREAKER OF MEN,
TAKER OF WORLDS.
BE THERE ANY TRUE MEN AMONGST THEE,
STEP FORTH AND BRING THY MANHOOD AGAINST MINE OWN...
SO THAT WE MIGHT SEE WHO HAS THE UPPER HAND UPON THE MEASURING STICK.
FINALLY, A TRUE TEST OF OUR MANHOOD.
HEROES HO!
GIRLS, THANK GOODNESS YOU'RE HOME.
Blossom: IT WAS TERRIBLE.
THEY ALL LAUGHED AT US.
THERE, THERE. I KNOW ALL ABOUT IT.
I SAW THE WHOLE THING LIVE.
THOSE JERKS WERE JUST PLAIN AWFUL.
I'D BE GIVING THEM A PIECE OF MY MIND RIGHT NOW
IF THEY WEREN'T ALREADY BEING SAVAGELY BEATEN
BY SOME THUG FROM OUTER SPACE!
Silverstein: THIS IS THE SCENE AROUND THE GLOBE--
MEMBERS OF THE AWSM BEING HUNTED DOWN
AND BEATEN LIKE SICK DOGS.
Buttercup: SERVES 'EM RIGHT.
Professor: NOW, BUTTERCUP,
I KNOW THEY WEREN'T VERY HEROIC
WHEN THEY PICKED ON YOU,
BUT REAL SUPERHEROES
DON'T LET WHAT OTHERS SAY
KEEP THEM FROM BEING REALLY SUPER.
AND REAL HEROES DON'T LET BULLIES FROM OUTER SPACE
BEAT UP FOLKS AND BREAK STUFF.
COME ON, GIRLS. THE AWSM NEEDS SOME REAL HEROES RIGHT NOW.
ANGELS.
FOOLS!
I FEED OFF YOUR EXPULSIONS OF MANLINESS.
THE MORE MANHOOD YOU BRING AGAINST ME,
THE HARDER I BECOME!
Blossom: HEY, BOY!
WHY DON'T YOU TRY SOME POWERPUFF?
WHAT?
LITTLE GIRLS?
HA HA HA HA!
SHOULDN'T YOU BE HOME LEARNING HOW TO BE MOMMIES?
ARGH.
THIS STUFF AGAIN?
LOOK, THIS PLANET IS OUR HOME,
AND MOMMIES ARE READY TO CLEAN HOUSE.
ALL RIGHT, LADIES,
LET'S DO SOME REAL COOKIN'.
FORM FURIOUS FLAMING FELINE!
AAH!
NO, IT CANNOT BE!
Blossom: IF YOU CAN'T TAKE THE HEAT, THEN...
STAY OUT OF THE KITCHEN.
[SOBBING]
MOMMY!
THERE WERE SOME GIRLS,
AND THEY'RE BEING MEAN TO ME.
OH, THANK YOU, POWERPUFF GIRLS!
THANK YOU!
YOU BOYS ALL RIGHT?
UM, YEAH, BUT...
UH, WELL, UH...
ME AND THE GUYS ALL WANTED TO ASK YOU SOMETHING.
IF YOU WANT US TO JOIN YOUR CLUB NOW, FORGET IT.
UM, ACTUALLY...
NO.
WE WERE ALL WONDERING IF, UM...
WE COULD BE IN YOUR CLUB.
YOU ARE OUR HEROES.
OH, PLEASE!
AFTER EVERYTHING YOU'VE PUT US THROUGH,
YOU THINK--
NOW, GIRLS,
JUST BECAUSE THEY WERE MEAN AND INSENSITIVE
DOESN'T MEAN WE SHOULDN'T TURN THE OTHER CHEEK.
Narrator: AND SO, ONCE AGAIN, THE DAY IS SAVED,
THANKS TO THE POWERPUFF GIRLS
AND THE NEWLY-FORMED
SOCIETY OF ASSOCIATED PUFFKETEERS.
AREN'T THEY CUTE LITTLE MUFFINS?
♪ BLOSSOM, COMMANDER AND THE LEADER ♪
♪ BUBBLES, SHE HAS THE JOY AND THE LAUGHTER ♪
♪ BUTTERCUP, SHE'S THE TOUGHEST FIGHTER ♪
♪ POWERPUFFS SAVE THE DAY ♪
♪ FIGHTING CRIME ♪
♪ TRYING TO SAVE THE WORLD ♪
♪ HERE THEY COME, JUST IN TIME ♪
♪ THE POWERPUFF GIRLS ♪
♪ FIGHTING CRIME ♪
♪ TRYING TO SAVE THE WORLD ♪
♪ HERE THEY COME, JUST IN TIME ♪
♪ THE POWERPUFF GIRLS ♪
POWERPUFF!
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