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Alright. We have a
missing member of our crew. Clearly,
by looking at the empty chair right here. But anyways...
Magazines. Those are very important.
But today I'm since miles is her being
with some *** hot woman in a
sweaty bed, making hot *** sex, I have to teach a seduction
course. Yeah, I'm pretty good I'd say,
I have been practicing. (Gabriel) "But you are not
better then him so...." I am not better than him, no. (Gabriel) "You are just here to replace him, but you can't" He is really *** talented
when it comes to being a *** hot ***. "Yeah!" He get's all the ***,
all the time and it's frustrating. Anyways...
So, the first step... let me check my little seduction notebook,
I have been keeping notes. Anyways,
The first step is in the eyes. You have to have the
look gotta... you know... you gotta
use those eyes. You gotta do this all the time to a woman.
Uhm uhm uhm uhm and then you uhm, the wink.
That is step one.
You gotta combine all the steps because I am going to have
many steps. This is a multi step process. To be
To be a seductual mastermind. It's all in the brain, it's all in the head.
anyway I wan't to say that
yeah the eyes and then step two. Gotta
check the notebook again, what did it say? ***, lost page.
The lips, you gotta uhm. Combine it with the eyes
and the lips and... ahhm ohh uhmm... you gonna be like... **** Breathing*
See the finger right here? That is the third step. Add a little bit of touching. And a little bit of touching
all over your face. And be like... uhhhmm.
And then you unbutton the collar. Because you're
so hot right now that you have to clear the air out your chest.
It's so hot.
And then the next button going down. Ohh. Skin, more skin,
yeah. It will be glorious. And then,
you gotta have a cheeky smile which I am not very good at, but
pass that, forget about it. You gotta lear to breathe
like a true gentleman; like a true kicky gentleman.
Breath it in. *Heavy Viking breathing follows*
Make a little bit off ahh.. I love you baby. And then do some
if you wanna flirt, then you gotta have badas pick-up lines where you are like;
I think you are hot!. *Patchew* Then you are just like
... look at this. Then you start rubbing yourself.
And preferably, if you have a jug of oil, just pour it on you.
Ahh, works everytime. Brings a smile to my face when I get to...
smell of baby oil all over your skin, Even if it's
just like olive oil. That wokrs to, or just vegetable oil or
any oil. (Gabriel) "Ehh, is this in you manual? I think I wrote the manual
and are you sure about this?
The olive oil?" It says here, oil,
oil, oil. (Gabriel) "Did you just add that because you are Italian?"
I am not Italian. Nils Fain man... I am like, Turkish. Get it
right. Anyway,
so once you combine all of these things. You also have to have that really
sexy chair, chairstance. Ehhm, uhhm.
Make a little bit of small talk, then you lean forward
and you are like... touch uhhmm, touch this, ahh. Stroke your
Hair and stare at the bottom lip. I want
you. Then, language is also very important
because you have got to
be a WORDSMITH.... *awkward stutter silence*
Well, that was a distraction.
Audience.
Step number d.
Wait what? One of those numbers.
You must combine everything. I have already said this, haven't I?
But anyways, combine everything that i just taught you.
The kinkiness will
just absorb her, and she will not want to
leave your hands, your grasp or your
***, ever. WOMEN LOVE ***.
FACT FACT.