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Listen to me. Tell Victoria that I'm having here cat declawed. Why are you calling me?
Well, I was told you could do a little work for me? Claws are $2,000: $1,000 up front,
a $1,000 on the backend. Hey, Randee Brando, actor. Well, I think New Foods, to avoid any
embarrassment, they had ol' Bunkers here sign over her guardianship to me. Jeez, Mary, you
nicked me! Bad snake! Go to your time out bag. I guess Safari Steve, in one of his daydreams,
thought up a time out bag when he was playing around with his snake. Are you feeling tired?
Do you need a break but don't have couch handy? Then try the Time Out Bag. Thank you for joining
us, Safari Steve. Now, you have made a wonderful device. Can you explain how the Time Out Bag
works? Well, you just get into the bag. Whoa, whoa, whoa-- slow down, Safari Steve. Not
everybody is an expert like you. Let me break it down for our viewers. First, grab the bag.
And make sure you use your hands, and you grab the bag here at the top. Then you open
the bag. Then you step into the bag. And then you sit down. That is how the Time Out Bag
works. Now, Safari Steve, I have a question: Would the Time Out Bag be good for children?
Absolutely, they're easy to get into the bag, because they're small. Well, let's put it
to the test. Come here, dear. Hi, baby-poo. Hello. Wheee!. Oh, whoa, whoa. Yeah, sounds
like there's snakes already in there. It's okay, snakes love children. It'll be like
a play date. Okay, then. Wheeee, little baby! Sounds like they're having a great time out
in there. If you order the Time Out Bag in the next 10 minutes, we'll throw in this handy
tie-off rubber band. Hey, Safari Steve, thanks again for helping out today. Thank you, I
had so much fun. Oh, yeah! Yeah! Being out in front of a live crowd and selling is such
a rush. Oh, for sure. Yeah, there's nothing like it. Would you like to go out for coffee
sometime? Oh, no. Here you go. I don't really… So… Yeah… I'm a Virgo. I love spending
time out in nature. My mother's an alcoholic. And I have gout. Wow. Hey, we should go out
again sometime. I'm free every day this week. Free every day next week. Oh, shoot, you know
what? I am busy every day this week, and I am busy…I am busy every day next week. Really?
Uh huh. Week after that? I'm busy. Month? Busy. Tonight. 8 o'clock. Cracker Barrel.
I'm free, okay. We will go to Cracker Barrel. Okay. What's up, fellers. Randee Brando in
the hiz-ouse. Sorry, I'm a little late for my fitting, but I was pounding my glutes,
repeatedly. Pounding them! If you know what I'm talkin' about. Hey, guy, I know you. You
encouraged me to feed some sugarcane to that baby panda, and the damn thing reached for
my Philip Michael Thomas. But I got a free tire rotation, so let's just call it a wash.
I'd like to phone a friend, Meredith. Huh, Gilbert Grape, what's eatin' him? So listen,
Randee Brandon, actor. We met before. You know, I gotta say: As I student of, like,
human behavior, I read human behavior-- I can pick up on vibes you may be givin' off
and stuff like that, and I can tell right now that you are ***? No, are you jealous?
You're angry. You're angry. What are you angry about? You know what? I know how to soothe
that. Right here, right now. ***. Good. Luck. In. The. Arts. Randee Brando! Here you go,
bro. That'll get you in most closed doors. You're welcome. Hey, good lookin' out, Bunk.
What-what! That's actually, Kona, our director. Kona's a direct… Can you bare with me, just
one quick second here…I'll just…pardon me. Do you mind if I just have a moment of
your time here? Excuse me, I hope I'm not disturbing you. Randee Brando, actor. I would
just appreciate being considered for any upcoming projects you might have. I was curious if
perhaps… Do you know what, Randee? I think your fitting is right through there, actually.
Oh, the fitting? Yeah, yeah, I think it's right through here. Pardon me. Okay, great--
yeah, because I'm doing this, like, multimillion dollar po-TA-to chip campaign with Bunk, and
so I gotta get in there and hammer it. They're probably putting me in full suit moo moo,
something like that. Who knows, right? Yeah. Take it easy guy. You got it. You alright
there, Safari? Is this you? Lee Majors. Must be you. It looks like you. You see me? Because
I see you. You see me, you know it's bad. I'm the guy they send to fix things. You see
me, you wish you were dreamin', because I'm a livin' nightmare. You see, you scratched
the wrong post, cat. Now it's time to declaw you. Permanently.