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- PREVIOUSLY ON THICKER THAN WATER...
- WE ARE THE BLACK BRADY BUNCH.
- YOU KNOW THE PLANE THAT WE BEEN BELIEVIN' GOD FOR?
- THIS IS HEAVEN.
JESUS IS SITTING RIGHT HERE.
- YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO DOMINATE IN LIFE
AND BE A MILLIONAIRE.
- OH, LORD, THIS IS THE JESUS THAT I KNOW.
- MY SISTER'S PHILOSOPHY ON GOD AND MONEY
IS EXTREME, LIKE EVERYTHING THAT SHE BELIEVES.
- [humming] - WE'RE DIFFERENT PEOPLE,
AND I THINK SHE KIND OF KNOWS THAT.
- [laughs]
- BROOKLYN, HOW YOU GONNA RUN 13 MILES
WHEN YOU DON'T RUN 1.3 MILES?
[gunshot] - AND WE'RE OFF.
- WHOO-HOO-HOO!
- SHE RUN WITH HER SHOULDERS UP,
HER ARMS LIKE THIS.
SHE'S LIKE A PIGEON WITH NO ANKLES.
- I WAS WONDERING IF CYRENE
COULD COME WITH ME TO MY PROM.
- WHY DO YOU HAVE A RED MUSTACHE?
- NO, THAT'S KOOL-AID.
- IF YOU GOT SOMETHING THAT YOU DID IN THE PAST,
GET IT OUT NOW.
- I USED TO HAVE A PRIVATE STRIPPER LOUNGE.
- A WHAT?
- IT AIN'T NO SHAME IN MY GAME, THAT'S MY MOTTO.
- BROOKLYN IS A HABITUAL LIAR.
[upbeat soul music]
♪ ♪
- I'MA PREACH THE HEMORRHOID OFF OF A GNAT THIS MORNING.
- I KNOW, I'M EXCITED.
- BENJI, WHAT YOU DOING?
WE SUPPOSED TO BE GETTING READY FOR CHURCH.
- I'M READY. - YOU WEARING THAT?
- WE GONNA BE LATE. YOU LOOK FINE.
- GIRL, I KNOW I'M FINE, HONEY.
- GETTING THE TANKARD FAMILY TOGETHER FOR CHURCH
IS LIKE GETTING TOOTHPASTE BACK IN THE TUBE.
GOOD LUCK.
EXCUSE ME.
- HONEY, YOU KNOW THAT'S NOT APPROPRIATE FOR CHURCH.
- SWEETHEART, YOU ARE TOO WELL EQUIPPED
FOR THAT PARTICULAR DRESS. - MM-MM.
- GET THEM HIPS GOING IN
SOMETHING ELSE, PLEASE, MA'AM. - YES.
- OKAY? - FINE.
- BUT YOU'RE GORGEOUS. - ALL RIGHT.
- CAN WE BE ON TIME FOR CHURCH
BEFORE JESUS COMES BACK? JUST ONCE.
[phone line ringing]
- HELLO? - HEY, BRITNEY.
HOW YOU DOING, CUTIE MA'AM?
- HEY, DADDY, WHAT'S GOING ON?
- YOU GONNA BE JOINING US FOR CHURCH THIS MORNING, I KNOW.
- OOH, YOU KNOW I WISH I COULD.
ME AND MY WEAVE WANNA BE THERE
ON THE FRONT ROW.
I JUST BEEN SO BUSY WITH WORK.
- AH, BRITNEY.
- MY JOB IS IN CUSTOMER SERVICE,
AND I GOT THE BEST WORK ETHIC
OUT OF ALL OF THE KIDS.
I REALLY WISH I COULD COME,
BUT WE CAN'T MAKE IT TODAY.
'CAUSE I GOT TO GET THESE CLOTHES UNDER CONTROL.
I GET OUT THERE, I PULL MY BOOTSTRAPS UP.
EVERYBODY ELSE GOT THEY ANKLES CROSSED,
SITTING STILL WHILE THEY DRINKING SOME LEMONADE.
I MEAN, IF YOU SMELLED 'EM,
YOU WOULD REALLY UNDERSTAND WHERE I'M COMING FROM.
BUT I'LL BE OVER
FOR THE FAMILY MEETING AFTER CHURCH.
- ALL RIGHT. DADDY LOVES YOU, CUTIE MA'AM.
- ALL RIGHT, BYE-BYE.
[sniffs] THAT SMELLS GOOD.
- HALLELUJAH.
[cheers and applause]
- ♪ I SAY GOD IS GOOD ♪
♪ I KNOW IT IS A BLESSING ♪
- THE LOVE OF MONEY IS THE ROOT OF ALL EVIL,
NOT THE MONEY ITSELF. - YES, YES.
- I DRIVE A BIG MONSTER TRUCK.
SOMEBODY GOTTA DRIVE IT.
MIGHT AS WELL BE ME.
- AMEN. - YEAH.
[applause]
- IS THERE FIVE PEOPLE IN HERE
THAT COULD USE $100?
- MY HONEY IS A GIVER,
BUT HE GREW UP EXTREMELY POOR.
SO HIS BIGGEST DESIRE IN LIFE
WAS TO GET TO A POINT WHERE HE WAS BLESSED HIMSELF,
SO HE COULD ALSO BLESS OTHER PEOPLE.
- PUT IT IN YOUR POCKET AND GO.
PUT THAT IN YOUR POCKET AND GO.
[cheers and applause]
PUT THAT IN YOUR POCKET AND GO.
PUT THAT IN YOUR POCKET AND GO.
NOW YOU ALL APPLAUDED WHEN I GAVE THEM MONEY.
WHY?
BECAUSE THAT IS A BLESSING FOR THEM.
IF I DIDN'T HAVE IT,
I WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO GIVE IT TO 'EM.
SO THE REASON FOR HAVING IT
IS TO GIVE TO OTHER PEOPLE. - RIGHT.
- AND SO I WANT TO ENCOURAGE YOU THIS MORNING.
YOU CAN HAVE IT ALL.
COME ON, TALK TO ME.
AND YOU CERTAINLY CAN BE A MILLIONAIRE.
AND I WANT TO HEAR FROM THE MILLIONAIRES THIS MORNING.
- HALLELUJAH!
[cheers and applause]
HALLELUJAH.
- FATHER, WE THANK YOU FOR THIS MEETING.
WE THANK YOU FOR OUR AWESOME FAMILY.
WE THANK YOU FOR THE FULL POTENTIAL
THAT YOU HAVE GIVEN EACH AND EVERY ONE OF US.
LORD, HELP US TO TAP INTO THOSE GIFTS,
AND BE ALL THAT YOU CALLED US TO BE.
IN JESUS'S NAME WE PRAY. AMEN.
all: AMEN.
- WE ARE OUTNUMBERED BY NON-MILLIONAIRES.
NON-MILLIONAIRE, NON-MILLIONAIRE,
NON-MILLIONAIRE, NON-MILLIONAIRE.
THIS MEETING IS TO LET US KNOW WHERE WE ARE,
SO WE CAN GET ON THE RIGHT TRACK.
I WANNA HEAR ABOUT THAT CORE THING
THAT YOU'RE GONNA BE KNOWN FOR
THAT'S GONNA MAKE YOU A MILLIONAIRE.
BECAUSE I'M LOOKING AT A CONGREGATION
OF NON-MILLIONAIRES WITH THE LAST NAME "TANKARD,"
AND I'M WANTING TO CHANGE THAT.
BRITNEY, WHAT IS YOUR PLAN TO BECOME A MILLIONAIRE?
- WELL, SEE THE THING ABOUT IT IS,
I THOUGHT I WAS ALREADY RICH 'CAUSE YOU WAS RICH.
SO YOU JUST MESSED UP MY WHOLE PLAN.
SO NOW I GOTTA REDO MY WHOLE VISION BOARD,
'CAUSE YOU DONE PUT SOME CRIMP IN MY STEP.
[laughter]
- BENJI? - DJING IS MY CALLING.
I LIKE BEING THE CROWD MOTIVATOR.
I FEEL LIKE I'M SUPERMAN WHEN I'M OUT THERE DJING.
I LIKE HAVING THE BEST.
YOU KNOW, I WANNA DRIVE AROUND
IN LAMBORGHINIS AND BUGATTIS AND STUFF LIKE THAT.
BUT NOW I GOTTA WORK HARDER.
I'M TRYIN' TO EXPAND MY NAME
AND BE AN INTERNATIONAL DJ.
IF YOU SHOOT FOR THE TOP,
YOU'LL AT LEAST HIT THE CEILING.
YOU KNOW, SO I'D RATHER SHOOT FOR THE SKY
AND HIT THE CEILING THAN SHOOT FOR THE CEILING
AND HIT THE DOORKNOB.
- IF YOU CAN MAKE $10 MILLION A YEAR DJING,
MAN, YOU GOT MY FULL SUPPORT.
- I HONESTLY NEVER HAD A PROBLEM
WITH YOU ACTUALLY DJING.
IT WAS THE EXPOSURE TO THE LOOSE GIRLS,
THE WEED, THE ALCOHOL, THE CUSSIN'.
I WANT YOU TO BE SUCCESSFUL,
IF YOU CAN DO IT AND MANAGE
ALL THAT TEMPTATION THAT COMES WITH IT.
- I'M MARRIED. I LOVE MY WIFE.
AND CAN'T NO WOMAN MAKE ME CHEAT.
- I'VE NEVER DATED SOMEBODY THIS SKINNY.
- I NEVER DATED NOBODY THIS SKINNY EITHER.
- BUT HIS CHARACTER WAS THERE. HIS WORK ETHIC WAS THERE.
- YOU STILL DIDN'T CALL ME CUTE AT ALL,
IN ANY OF THAT WHOLE STATEMENT.
- YOU ARE CUTE... - OH, OKAY.
- ON A GOOD DAY.
- BABY, WHAT'S YOUR FLOW?
- I WANT TO BE THE FIRST MINORITY
BILLION-DOLLAR HAIR LINE OWNER.
SO I PRETTY MUCH WANNA TAKE OVER THE HAIR INDUSTRY.
WEAVES ARE THE LEGAL CRACK *** FOR WOMEN,
ESPECIALLY AFRICAN-AMERICAN WOMEN,
AND I AM READY TO START DEALING.
- BROOKLYN WOULD HAVE TO SELL 150,000 BAGS
OF HAIR WEAVE IN ORDER TO BECOME A MILLIONAIRE.
THAT'S A WHOLE LOT OF WEAVE.
- SPEAKING OF HAIR, I'M DOING A HAIR SHOW.
IT'S COMING UP VERY, VERY SOON. IT'S ON SATURDAY.
AND THIS IS JUST KINDA, LIKE, THE INTRODUCTORY SHOW.
- LIKE AN EVENT?
- THAT'S A BIG UNDERTAKING, BROOK.
- THANKS FOR THE BELIEF, THE SUPPORT.
- I JUST WANNA KNOW-- DO I HAVE TO PAY FOR IT?
- I DON'T NEED ANY MONEY.
I JUST WANT YOU TO COME AND PLAY
AND DO WHAT YOU DO BEST.
- YOU MEAN PLAY? - THE PIANO.
- MY CHILDREN ALWAYS COME TO ME
WITH ALL THESE GRAND IDEAS.
BUT JUST BECAUSE THEIR FATHER IS A CELEBRITY,
I DON'T WANT THEIR SUCCESS TO RELY ON ME.
- WELL, IT'S JUST A SONG.
- BROOKLYN, I CAN'T PLAY.
YOU NEED TO DO THIS ON YOUR OWN.
- BUT ANYWAYS, THIS IS GONNA BE A NICE EVENT.
BRITNEY IS DEFINITELY GONNA MODEL.
BENJAMIN IS GONNA DJ THE EVENT.
- OH, GOOD.
- AND HE'S GONNA ALSO
BRING THE SOUND EQUIPMENT FOR US.
- SOUND WISE, DO YOU HAVE A LISTING
OF THE SONGS FOR BENJAMIN TO TAKE?
- YES, HE HAS EVERYTHING.
- THAT IS A LIE.
I DON'T KNOW THE MUSIC.
- OKAY, CAN I SAY SOMETHING?
- BABY, YOU'VE BEEN BY MY SIDE FROM DAY ONE.
HAVE I EVER GOT ANYTHING, ANY PAPERS, FROM ANYBODY?
- OF COURSE SHE'S GONNA SAY YEAH.
- BROOKLYN, DON'T DO THAT.
I DON'T NEED TO LIE, POINT-BLANK, PERIOD.
THAT'S MY HUSBAND, BUT I DON'T NEED TO LIE FOR HIM.
BUT, LIKE HE SAID, HE HAS NOTHING IN WRITING.
AND USUALLY, I'M THE ONE THAT'S LOOKING AT IT,
SO I KNOW HE DIDN'T GET IT.
- SHE DO ALL MY STUFF. - SO--
- BROOKLYN'S GOT SOME NERVE,
TRYING TO STEP TO MY WIFE AND DISRESPECT HER.
THERE'S A FINE LINE BETWEEN FAMILY AND BUSINESS,
AND BROOKLYN DOES NOT KNOW THAT LINE.
- I HAVE PLENTY OF OTHER DJs THAT WOULD WANT TO DO THIS GIG.
I WANTED TO USE MY BROTHER. WHY?
'CAUSE THAT'S MY FAMILY. - RIGHT.
- WHEN YOU DISRESPECT HER, YOU REALLY NOT
GONNA GET NO DJ, FAMILY OR NO FAMILY.
- OKAY, UM, YOU KNOW I LOVE ALL OF Y'ALL.
BUT IT'S JUST, BROOKLYN, LIKE,
I KNOW YOU'RE TRYING TO BE BUSINESSWOMAN AND STUFF,
BUT EVEN THAT LITTLE COMMENT TO SHANIRA,
LIKE, THAT WAS STRAIGHT-UP DISRESPECTFUL.
COME ON NOW, LIKE, YOU AIN'T GOTTA SAY--
- WELL, BECAUSE I KNOW THAT SHE--I KNOW THAT SHE--
- CAN I-- SO I CAN'T FINISH?
- OKAY, GO AHEAD, BABY, GO AHEAD.
- OKAY. UM, AND JUST KINDA HOW YOU WERE LIKE,
"I CAN HAVE ANY DJ, BEGGIN'."
YOU KNOW, BLAH, BLAH, BLAH. IT KINDA MAKES YOU
SOUND LIKE, "OH, I DON'T NEED YOU."
LIKE, "HAVE AN ATTITUDE WITH ME AND SEE WHAT HAPPENS."
YOU BOTH NEED TO, YOU KNOW, COLLABORATE
ON YOUR OWN TIME.
"THIS IS HOW I FELT, BROTHER."
"OKAY, SISTER." BOOM, WE'RE DONE.
- THAT GIRL GOIN' HARD, BOY!
THAT GIRL GOIN' HARD!
- SHE LAID THAT OUT LIKE A CASE.
YOU GOING PLACES, BOO.
- CYRENE, SHE REALLY NEEDS TO STAY IN HER LANE, BABY.
THIS HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH YOU.
BENJAMIN, ALL I'M SAYING IS,
THIS IS SOMETHING I'M REALLY PASSIONATE ABOUT.
I BREATHE, I EAT, I SLEEP, I DREAM HAIR.
- BUT HAIR CAN'T COME BEFORE FAMILY.
- YEAH, AND IT CAN'T COME BEFORE FAMILY.
WITH THAT BEING SAID, I FEEL LIKE
YOU NOT WORKING WITH ME
THE WAY I'M TRYING TO WORK WITH YOU.
AND THAT'S ALL I'M TRYING TO SAY.
- WE'VE MOVED.
- BUT YOU JUST DIDN'T THINK TO TELL YOUR FAMILY?
- ALL I NEED FOR YOU TO DO IS JUST LEAN ON ME.
COME ON OUT. YOU COMING OUT?
YEAH, COME ON OUT.
- WHAT ARE WE DOING?
- [chuckles] - WHERE WE GOING?
WE ABOUT TO GET ON THE PLANE AND GO SOMEWHERE, AREN'T WE?
- GIRL, I AIN'T TELLING YOU NOTHING.
YOU ALWAYS TRYING TO GUESS.
AIN'T NOBODY TELLING YOU NOTHING.
A GREAT MARRIAGE CONSISTS OF TWO PEOPLE
THAT LOVE EACH OTHER AND ARE MORE CONCERNED
WITH MEETING EACH OTHER'S NEEDS
THAN GETTING THEIR OWN NEEDS MET.
AND I KNOW MY WIFE,
AND I KNOW IF I'M GONNA HAVE A GOOD NIGHT TONIGHT,
I NEED TO MAKE TODAY FULL OF SURPRISES.
- WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME? - STEP WAY UP.
LEFT FOOT. STEP WAY UP.
- PUMPKIN!
CAN I GET A HINT?
- SIT BACK AND RELAX
AND MARINATE ON THE MIRACLE.
- BEN ALWAYS HAS SOMETHING UP HIS SLEEVE.
I MEAN, HE IS JUST ONE OF THE MOST ADVENTUROUS MEN
I HAVE EVER MET IN MY ENTIRE LIFE.
I LOVE YOU. YOU ARE SO EXCITING AND SO FUNNY.
- HOW GREAT AM I?
- HONEY, YOU ARE AMAZING.
- THE BIBLE SAYS, "HONOR YOUR HUSBAND."
HONOR ME. HONOR YOUR HUSBAND.
- "I AM BEAUTIFUL."
both: "GOD LOVES ME."
all: "MY FAMILY LOVES ME.
AND I LOVE MYSELF."
- NOW WHERE'S YOUR RESPONSIBILITY CHART?
WE NEED TO GO THROUGH THAT.
- BABE? - YES?
- THE RESPONSIBILITY RIGHT NOW
IS GET THESE BOXES GOING.
'CAUSE WE GOT TO GET OUT OF HERE, BABE.
- WE HAVEN'T TOLD THE REST OF THE FAMILY YET,
ESPECIALLY MY OLDEST SISTER JEWEL,
BUT ROCK AND I HAVE DECIDED, AS A FAMILY,
THAT WE ARE GOING TO BE RELOCATING.
I CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S ALREADY, LIKE, MOVE DAY.
- HERE IT IS. TODAY'S THE DAY.
- AND I STILL HAVEN'T, LIKE,
GIVEN JEWEL OUR ADDRESS AND STUFF,
AND LIKE, "HEY, IT'S OFFICIAL NOW."
- THEY'LL GET IT.
- I DON'T TELL MY SISTER ABOUT
A LOT OF THINGS I'M DOING ANYMORE,
BECAUSE SHE GOES INTO EXTREME OLDER SISTER
CONTROL, DOMINEERING NARCISSISM.
SO, I'M GONNA START CREATING SOME NEW BOUNDARIES.
I THINK WE HAVE A VERY QUESTIONING...
- LOTS OF QUESTIONS. - EXTENDED FAMILY.
- OH, YEAH, DEFINITELY.
WELL, BABY, I'LL TAKE CARE OF THE MOVERS.
THEN LATER TONIGHT, YOU CAN TAKE CARE OF ME.
- [laughs] ALL RIGHT.
YOU CAN TAKE CARE-- [both laugh]
- IS SOMEBODY HERE?
IS IT OPRAH? - [laughs]
- WE GETTIN' OUT? - MIRACLE TIME.
LET ME LEAD YOU AND GUIDE YOU.
WHEN JEWEL MARRIED ME, I WAS FAMOUS, BUT BROKE.
BUT NOW THAT I HAVE MONEY, I WISH EVERYONE
COULD EXPERIENCE THE LIFE OF THE TANKARDS RIGHT NOW.
THE TIME HAS COME. ARE YOU READY?
- YES!
- KEEP--KEEP YOUR EYES CLOSED.
I WANT YOU TO LOOK UP AND LOOK STRAIGHT AHEAD.
BAM! - [laughs]
WE GOT A NEW PLANE! - [laughs]
- OH, MY GOSH. THIS IS AWESOME.
WHAT IS THIS? WHAT KIND IS IT?
- WHAT DO YOU THINK, BABY? - I LOVE IT.
IT'S GREAT.
- BUT SEE, WHAT I ALWAYS TOLD YOU,
THAT YOU DID NOT KNOW ME.
- LIKE, HOW MANY SEATS IS THAT?
- GIRL, LOOK.
- [screams, laughs]
- THAT'S YOURS.
- THIS IS MINE? - YEAH.
- YES! THANK YOU, JESUS.
THANK YOU, JESUS. MY GOD!
- SOMETIMES I FEEL A LITTLE GUILTY
ABOUT MAKING AN EXPENSIVE PURCHASE,
BECAUSE WE GOT OTHER FAMILY MEMBERS
THAT AREN'T BUYING CARS.
BUT THE WAY I SEE IT, IF I BLAZE THE TRAIL,
THE SAME THING CAN HAPPEN TO THEM.
- OH, I LOVE IT. YOU KNOW I LOVE THE--
- I TOLD YOU, GIRL.
- WHEN WE FIRST GOT MARRIED,
I REMEMBER BEN TALKING ABOUT
HOW HE WAS GOING TO JUST LAVISH ME.
both: MWAH.
- AND WHEN I THINK BACK ON EVERYTHING HE SAID,
THAT MAN HAS BEEN A MAN OF HIS WORD.
- I KNOW WE WERE LOOKING AT GETTING
THE BIG PILATUS PC-12,
BUT THE TIME WILL COME FOR THAT.
YOU KNOW, I JUST FIGURED I WOULD BAMBOOZLE YOU
AND MAKE YOU THINK WE GOT ANOTHER PLANE.
- [laughs] - IT GAVE ME JOY.
- LIKE, WHEN WE FIRST GOT MARRIED,
YOU WOULD BE DOING, LIKE, YOU KNOW,
ROSES AND SURPRISE HERE AND TAKE ME OUT.
BUT I THINK THE THING THAT BLESSES ME SO MUCH
ABOUT YOU IS THAT YOU HAVE NOT STOPPED.
I MEAN, I'M SO SERIOUS, LIKE--
- AW. - JUST BEEN SO GOOD.
- AW, SWEETHEART.
- YOU ARE, LIKE, CONSISTENTLY SO GOOD TO ME.
LIKE, YOU DON'T STOP.
- YOU'RE SUCH A GREAT WIFE, YOU KNOW.
YOU PULL THE BEST OUT OF ME.
I JUST MADE A DECISION THAT THERE'S NOTHING
THAT'S TOO GOOD FOR YOU.
ONE DAY, I'MA GET YOU AN ISLAND, ONE DAY.
- [laughs] - I PROMISE YOU.
- I BELIEVE THAT YOU GONNA DO IT TOO,
'CAUSE YOU THE KING, BABY.
YOU THE KING. I LOVE YOU.
both: MWAH.
- HEY, I LIKE ALL THIS PAISLEY.
IS THIS POPULAR FOR THE SPRING?
PAISLEY? - YES.
- HEY. - OH, HEY, J.T.
HAPPY THURSDAY. - HOW ARE YOU?
- I'M DOING WELL.
JEWEL AND I ARE EIGHT YEARS APART.
SHE CAN'T HELP BUT THINK OF ME
AS A BABY IN THE FAMILY.
IT'S REALLY FRUSTRATING.
- I LOVE YOUR MAKEUP TOO. IT'S SO CUTE.
- THANK YOU. I DID IT IN THE CAR.
I'M A GROWN WOMAN NOW.
I'M NO LONGER IN DIAPERS.
- SO YOU'RE DOING GREAT. I KNOW YOU'RE DOING GREAT.
- FOR THE MOST PART, YEAH. - OH, I KNOW YOU'RE DOING GREAT.
YOU LOOK FABULOUS. - THANKS. SO DO YOU.
- SO, WHAT DO WE HAVE?
I REALLY LIKE THIS COLOR.
- THAT'S NICE. IT LOOKS SO DEMURE.
- IT'S SO SPRING AND--
- IT LOOKS SO SWEET. - YEAH.
- IT LOOKS LIKE IT WOULD MAKE
EVEN THE MOST EVIL PERSON LOOK SWEET.
WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THIS SCARF?
- I REALLY LIKE IT.
- I'M SO INTO SCARVES.
- I REALLY LIKE IT.
- OH, LOOK AT THAT.
- I LIKE THAT. - HMM.
MAYBE, IN LIKE, FOUR MORE MONTHS.
- I THINK YOU'RE, LIKE, SO MUCH HARDER ON YOURSELF.
- THERE'S SOME CHANGES AFTER BABY.
- [laughs] I KNOW, RIGHT?
- OH, I DO WANT ANOTHER CHILD.
- HOW DOES ROCK FEEL ABOUT IT?
- HE'S FINE. - MM.
I MEAN, LIKE, I THINK A THIRD BABY WOULD BE SO CUTE.
- [sighs]
- I JUST WANT JOSH TO AT LEAST BE WALKING, YOU KNOW?
- SEE, THIS IS WHY I DON'T TELL YOU STUFF.
BECAUSE IT'S, LIKE, YOU'RE GONNA IMMEDIATELY,
"WELL, I THINK" AND "DOES ROCK--"
IT'S LIKE, CAN A GIRL DREAM?
IS SHE TESTING ME?
- YOU DON'T WANT JOSH TO WALK?
- I'M TRYING TO RECEIVE UNSOLICITED ADVICE.
AAH. I HAVE TO DECOMPRESS.
DO YOU REMEMBER THAT, LIKE, FOR THE LAST
A MILLION YEARS, WE'VE BEEN TALKING ABOUT
LIKE, "OH, I'M GONNA MOVE TO NASHVILLE OR COOL SPRINGS"?
- YEAH.
- WELL, WE ACTUALLY TOOK THE PLUNGE.
WE'VE MOVED.
- LIKE, YOU ALREADY MOVED? - WE HAVE MOVED.
- LIKE, WHEN DID YOU MOVE?
- I MEAN, WE'VE BEEN WORKING ON IT FOR A LITTLE WHILE.
- BUT YOU JUST DIDN'T THINK-- - NO--
- LIKE, IT DOESN'T MATTER TO TELL YOUR FAMILY?
DO ANY OF MY CHILDREN KNOW?
- NO. WHY WOULD I TELL YOUR CHILDREN
AND NOT TELL YOU?
DO YOU THINK I WOULD DO THAT?
- IS EVERYTHING OKAY?
LIKE, ARE YOU AND ROCK OKAY?
THE CHILDREN OKAY? - MM-HMM. YEAH.
- I JUST KNOW THAT IF WE WERE GONNA MOVE,
I WOULDN'T MOVE AND THEN SAY, "OH, WE MOVED."
I WOULD'VE LIKED YOU TO BE A PART OF THE PROCESS.
- I KNOW, I KNOW.
- ALL RIGHT. - I GUESS.
JUNICE AND I DON'T ALWAYS AGREE.
BUT SHE HAS NEVER KEPT THIS KIND OF SECRET.
SOMETHING IS NOT RIGHT.
- WE CAN GO AHEAD AND CHECK OUT.
- ALL RIGHT, LET'S DO IT. - OH, YEAH.
- I'M ABOUT TO SPANK YOU.
- YOU AIN'T GONNA SPANK ME.
- I LOOK FORWARD TO DATE NIGHT,
'CAUSE I KNOW I'M GONNA HAVE A BALL WITH MY BABY.
HE IS JUST, LIKE, AN ADVENTURE ON WHEELS.
- LOOK WHAT I GOT FOR YOU.
- AWW. YOU PLANNED IT? - YES.
- YOU CAME AHEAD OF TIME TO DO THAT?
- IT'S GONNA SERVE TWO PURPOSES:
- FIRST, MY LOVE FOR YOU. - AWW.
- AND THEN SECOND, THE FUNERAL FOR YOUR BOWLING GAME.
- [laughs] WHATEVER.
- I'M ENJOYING THIS VIEW.
- YEAH, BABY. WHAT'S MY NAME?
HELP, IN THE NAME OF JESUS.
- ALL RIGHT. LOOK AT MAMA.
JEWEL IS MY TROPHY. I ADMIT IT.
- GIRL, I LOVE HANGING OUT WITH YOU.
I MIGHT KEEP YOU FOR ANOTHER 100 YEARS.
SHE'S 6-FOOT TALL, BUTTERSCOTCH PECAN TAN,
ALL 32 TEETH, GOOD HAIR.
MM, MM, MM, FINE AS WINE. ALWAYS ON MY MIND.
OOH. WHAT'S UP?
OH!
- SO YOU KNOW, I JUST FOUND OUT
THAT JUNICE AND ROCK MOVED,
BUT THEY DIDN'T TELL US. - HUH?
- I JUST LITERALLY FOUND OUT.
LIKE, THEY'RE NOT IN THEIR OLD HOUSE,
LIKE, AT ALL.
- THEY NOT GETTING READY TO MOVE,
THEY HAVE ALREADY MOVED?
- THEY HAVE ALREADY MOVED.
- THEY DIDN'T TELL NOBODY?
- NOBODY.
- YOU WANT SOME TARTAR SAUCE FOR THAT FISH?
- YEAH. - ALL RIGHT.
- THANK YOU. - FATHER, WE THANK YOU
FOR THIS FOOD AND FELLOWSHIP.
LORD, THANK YOU FOR THE GREAT,
SMOKING-HOT WIFE THAT YOU'VE GIVEN ME.
HELP US TO MAKE THE RIGHT DECISIONS
IN EVERYTHING THAT WE DO--
FOR OUR CAREERS, AND ESPECIALLY FOR OUR FAMILY.
IN JESUS'S NAME, AMEN.
- LIKE, I WOULD'VE TOLD THEM
IF WE WERE EVEN THINKING ABOUT MOVING.
- TO ME, IF I'M GETTING READY TO MOVE,
ONE OF THE FIRST PEOPLE I'M TELLING IS ROCK AND JUNICE.
ROCK AND JUNICE, THEY'VE BEEN TALKING ABOUT
MOVING UP INTO BIGGER AND BETTER THINGS.
MAYBE THEY'VE MOVED INTO THEIR DREAM HOME.
THEY'RE SUPPOSED TO BE RIGHT DOWN THE STREET FROM US.
- I KNOW. I LOVED IT.
- THEY'RE INTERRUPTING THE FAMILY PLAN.
- I'M EXCITED TO SEE, THOUGH.
- THIS DON'T SOUND ROCK-Y.
THIS SOUNDS JUNICE-Y. - MM-HMM.
- EVIDENTLY, THEY HAVE A PLAN.
THEY'VE THOUGHT IT OUT.
THEY'VE REALLY THOUGHT IT OUT, 'CAUSE THEY
THOUGHT US OUT OF IT.
- WHERE ARE MY MILLIONAIRESSES?
[cheers and applause]
- MONEY, MOOLAH, DINERO.
- I WANT YOU WEARING LOUIS VUITTON.
I WANT YOU FLYING TO DUBAI ON YOUR OWN AIRPLANE.
- OUR VALUES ARE VERY DIFFERENT.
- YOU TOO BAD TO FLY COMMERCIAL.
COME ON, NOW!
[bell rings]
- COME ON, FOLLOW ME.
HEY, CHILD OF MINE.
- IS THIS HER FIRST TIME WORKING OUT ALL YEAR?
- FOLLOW ME, KEMOSABE.
- [laughs]
- ALL RIGHT, SEE IF I CAN STILL POP A WHEELIE.
- PUMPKIN, STOP PLAYING. - [grunts]
- YOU BETTER STOP. - [grunts]
- [laughs] - [grunting]
- STOP PLAYING AROUND.
PUMPKIN, STOP PLAYING AROUND ON THE CURB.
YOU PLAY TOO MUCH, STOP.
WHY ARE YOU, LIKE, RIDING YOUR BIKE
SO CLOSE TO THE CURB?
- I JUST GOT THAT SORT OF GIFT OF BALANCE.
- WHATEVER. - I BALANCE A LOT OF THINGS--
MUSIC CAREER, PILOT, PASTOR.
MY FAVORITE OCCUPATION IS FATHER.
- AW, HONEY.
- SPECIFICALLY OF BROOKLYN.
- REALLY? - YEAH.
BROOKLYN ASKED ME TO PLAY FOR HER HAIR SHOW.
BUT I HAD TO SAY NO, BECAUSE I'M TRYING TO INSTILL,
IN MY CHILDREN, RESPONSIBILITY AND INDEPENDENCE.
I LOVE BROOKLYN.
SHE'S SWEET, SMART, AND KIND... - SHE'S SWEET.
- TALENTED, EXPLOSIVE... - SHE'S SMART.
[laughs] - UNPREDICTABLE.
DON'T GET ME WRONG.
I AM PROUD THAT BROOKLYN'S DOING THIS EVENT.
BUT SOMETIMES YOU JUST HAVE TO LET GO AND LET GOD.
THE THING THAT KIND OF DRIVES ME NUTS
JUST A LITTLE BIT THOUGH, IS HOW SHE ACTS
WHEN SHE GETS WITH HER DOGGONE BROTHER.
WHEN THOSE TWO GET TOGETHER,
SOMETIMES IT'S LIKE OIL AND WATER.
- WHAT IS IT, EXACTLY,
THAT CAUSES THEM TWO TO JUST EXPLODE?
- THEY WERE PARTNERS IN CRIME.
- THAT'S TRUE.
- AND THEY USED TO HIT THE CLUBS TOGETHER...
- MM-HMM. - AND SMOKE WEED TOGETHER.
AND SO THEY KNOW EACH OTHER'S HISTORY.
- RIGHT.
- BENJI AND BROOKLYN
WERE FULL-TIME PARTY ANIMALS AS KIDS.
THE THING THAT AGGRAVATES THEM NOW
IS WHEN ONE OF 'EM STARTS JUDGING THE OTHER.
IT MIGHT JUST BE A PHASE,
SO WE'LL JUST PLAY IT BY EAR.
JUST LOVE 'EM THROUGH IT.
- THANK YOU, JESUS.
- SO MAKE SURE YOU HAVE SOMETHING TO WRITE ON.
WE HAVE A LOT OF FUN ACTIVITIES PLANNED FOR YOU.
[cheers and applause]
- WHERE ARE MY MILLIONAIRESSES?
[cheers and applause]
ALL RIGHT, WELL, I WANT TO WELCOME ALL YOU LADIES
TO MILLIONAIRESS LIFESTYLE!
WHOO!
I MADE MY FIRST MILLION DOLLARS
THROUGH A FRANCHISE THAT I OWNED OUT OF DETROIT.
GOD IS ABSOLUTELY OKAY
WITH YOU BEING RICH.
I'VE DONE EXTREMELY WELL OVER THE LAST TEN YEARS,
AND I LOVE HELPING WOMEN BE FINANCIALLY INDEPENDENT.
I WANT YOU DRIVING BENZES.
I WANT YOU WEARING GUCCI.
I WANT YOU WEARING LOUIS VUITTON.
I WANT YOU FLYING TO DUBAI ON YOUR OWN AIRPLANE.
YOU DON'T HAVE TO FLY COMMERCIAL.
YOU TOO BAD TO FLY COMMERCIAL.
COME ON, NOW!
THERE IS NO LIMIT TO WHAT GOD
HAS PLANNED FOR YOUR LIFE.
THE PURPOSE OF THIS MILLIONAIRESS CLUB
IS SO THAT WOMEN CAN COME AND GET INSPIRED
ABOUT THEIR DREAMS.
AFTER ALL, IT IS GOD'S WILL.
I WANTED TO SHARE A LITTLE BIT ABOUT MY STORY,
'CAUSE I DIDN'T JUST WAKE UP A MILLIONAIRE.
MY PARENTS ARE GREAT ENTREPRENEURS.
I HAD THE BEST OF EVERYTHING,
AND THEN THINGS BEGAN TO TAKE A TURN
IN THEIR BUSINESS WHEN I WAS IN COLLEGE.
AND THEY BEGAN TO LOSE ALL THE STUFF THAT THEY HAD.
BUT, YOU KNOW, I'M ONE OF THEM GIRLS THAT--
I LIKE A GOOD FIGHT.
SO WHEN THAT HAPPENED,
I IMMEDIATELY BEGIN TO GO TO WORK.
'CAUSE I LIKE THAT LIFESTYLE.
AND WHEN WE THINK ABOUT SUCCESS,
ONE OF THE FIRST THINGS THAT YOU GOTTA PUT IN PLACE,
IS YOU GOTTA DEAL WITH YOUR MINDSET.
- JEWEL LIKES TO HAVE THESE MEETINGS
ON A REGULAR BASIS, TO GET TOGETHER
WITH WOMEN IN THE COMMUNITY AND BOSS THEM AROUND
ABOUT BEING A MILLIONAIRESS.
- SO NUMBER ONE IS MINDSET.
- I DO NOT THINK THAT MOST WOMEN
AGREE WITH HER PHILOSOPHIES.
I THINK THEY PRETEND TO AGREE,
BECAUSE THEY DON'T WANNA STAND OUT AND SAY,
"THIS DOESN'T MAKE SENSE TO ME."
WHO'S EVEN THINKING ABOUT TRYING TO BE A MILLIONAIRESS?
WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN?
- 'CAUSE LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING,
YOU ARE NOT GOING TO HAVE SUCCESS
WITHOUT DEVELOPING MENTAL TOUGHNESS.
WHEN YOU GET READY TO GO--
OH, MY SISTER JUST CAME IN.
JUNETTA, WHOO!
JUNETTA IS JUNICE AND MY MIDDLE SISTER.
WE ARE CLOSE.
WE TALKING ABOUT WEALTH AND RICHES.
COME ON NOW, YOU KNOW HOW WE DO IT.
LET'S TALK ABOUT IT, COME ON. [laughs]
OUT OF THE THREE SISTERS, I'M DEFINITELY THE LEADER.
JUNETTA'S MORE LIKE THE MEDIATOR
BETWEEN ALL THREE OF US.
AND JUNICE IS THE BABY SISTER AND VERY SENSITIVE.
WHETHER YOU ARE A MILLIONAIRE OR NOT,
YOU NEED TO BE THINKING LIKE ONE,
DRESSING LIKE ONE.
LOUIS VUITTON, GUCCI--
GET THE KNOCK-OFF IF YOU GOT TO, GIRL.
- IT TERMS OF MONEY, MOOLAH, DINERO,
OUR MIDDLE SISTER JUNETTA IS VERY SIMILAR TO JEWEL.
I LIKE MONEY, I JUST DON'T LOVE IT.
OUR VALUES ARE VERY DIFFERENT.
- I'M RICH, I LOVE GOD, AND IT'S COOL!
[cheers and applause]
[R&B music]
♪ ♪
- BROOKLYN?
- HEY, HONEY.
I'M UP IN THE LIBRARY. - SORRY I'M LATE.
SO MUCH TO DO, SO LITTLE TIME.
I DON'T EVEN GOT NO WATCH ON.
MY DADDY'S MUSIC IS THE BEST MUSIC TO DANCE TO.
- HELLO. - WHAT'S GOING ON?
I STARTED GETTIN' IN THE GROOVE A LITTLE BIT.
LITTLE THING, LITTLE SOMETHING, LITTLE SOMETHING.
OH, YOU GOT TWO LEFT FEET.
- I KNOW. I CAN'T HELP IT.
- YOU CAN'T DO THAT. - I GOT IT FROM DADDY.
- I WANT YOU TO WALK UP HERE AND USE THE MODEL FACE.
- HOW DO I USE MY MODEL FACE?
- OKAY, LET ME JUST SHOW YOU HOW TO DO IT.
- SHOW ME HOW TO DO IT.
'CAUSE, HONEY, I'M NOT COMPREHENDING.
- OKAY, I NEED A BOOM-BOW ON THREE.
- ONE AND TWO AND THREE AND FOUR
AND FIVE AND SIX AND SEVEN AND EIGHT AND TWIST.
TURN AROUND AND GO AND SWING THAT HAIR
AND FLIP IT TO THE BACK, YOU GOT IT.
YOU WORK IT. IT'S--
YOU LOOK LIKE A RAINBOW.
- THE MISSION OF MY SHOW IS TO REALLY
START BRANDING MY HAIR LINE,
BRINGING MORE AWARENESS TO THE COMMUNITY
ABOUT WHAT MY LINE HAS TO OFFER.
I REALLY WANT TRILLIONAIRE STATUS.
BUT AT THE END OF THE DAY, I COULD SETTLE
FOR BILLIONAIRE STATUS.
THE LAST COUPLE YEARS, I'VE BEEN EATING,
BREATHING, SLEEPING, DREAMING ABOUT HAIR.
I JUST LOVE HAIR.
I THINK IT'S MORE BASED OUT OF HATE.
GIRL, I HATE A RAGGEDY WEAVE.
- GIRL, ME TOO. - LOOK, HONEY.
FOR THE FASHION SHOW, I'M ABOUT
TO HAVE YOU DECKED OUT WITH MY HAIR.
I GOT A COUPLE DIFFERENT TEXTURES HERE.
- MM-KAY. - NOW THIS RIGHT HERE--
THIS IS, LIKE, A LOOSE WAVE PATTERN.
IT'S 5A GRADE HAIR, WHICH IS, LIKE,
THE BEST HAIR ON THE MARKET, GIRL.
- IS THIS WHAT YOU GOT IN YOUR HAIR?
- YES, IT IS. I ACTUALLY COLORED IT MYSELF.
I CUSTOM COLORED IT AND EVERYTHING.
I FEEL MY *** EXTENSION LINE
IS DIFFERENT THAN OTHER COMPANIES OUT THERE
BECAUSE, I MEAN, YOU HAVE TO REALLY
KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT.
YOU HAVE TO REALLY KNOW THE SCIENCE BEHIND HAIR.
- WELL, HOW EXACTLY DO YOU PLAN ON DOING EVERYTHING?
'CAUSE, HONEY, THIS IS A LOT, I JUST GOTTA BE HONEST.
- IT'S A LOT OF PRESSURE.
LOOK.
IF I CAN GO HARD IN THE PAINT ON THAT SIDE,
THEN I GO HARD IN THE PAINT ON THIS SIDE.
- THAT'S WHAT'S UP, GIRL. - YOU'RE GONNA MODEL.
- GIRL, I'LL MODEL ALL YOUR HAIR. BAM.
- YOU KNOW WHAT? UH-UH.
MAMA'S GONNA MODEL. - OKAY.
- CYRENE'S GONNA MODEL.
- SO THIS IS A FAMILY AFFAIR? - IT'S A FAMILY AFFAIR.
I REALLY WANTED DAD TO PLAY AT THE EVENT.
HE KINDA WANTS ME TO JUST DO THIS ON MY OWN.
- YOU'RE GONNA BE ALL ENTREPRENEURS.
- TO BE HONEST, I KINDA FEEL LIKE
WHATEVER YOU DO, YOU JUST DO IT THE BEST YOU DO IT.
- I KNOW WHAT IT'S REALLY ABOUT.
- DON'T START. - YOU WANNA BE ABLE
TO BUY ME A BOAT.
- IF YOU HELP ME WITH THIS FASHION SHOW,
YOU CAN GET TWO BOATS.
- I CAN GET A BOAT? - YOU CAN GET A BOAT.
THAT'S WHAT'S UP.
♪ BOAT, A BOAT ♪
♪ I'LL BUY MY SISTER A BOAT ♪
♪ I'LL BUY MY SISTER A BOAT ♪
- MOST OF THE TIMES, WHEN I TELL YOU BIG DECISIONS
THAT I'M MAKING IN MY LIFE,
YOU USUALLY SAY SOMETHING KIND OF NEGATIVE ABOUT IT.
- I MEAN, THIS GIRL HAS NO CLUE
OF WHAT SISTERHOOD IS ABOUT.
[laid-back music]
♪ ♪
[dog barks]
- WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
I LOVE DOGS.
WE'VE HAD TWO DOGS.
BUT I'M THE ONLY ONE THAT WOULD WALK THE DOG.
LOOK. STEAK, STEAK.
SO I SAID, "YOU KNOW SOMETHING?
FROM NOW ON, NO MORE DOGS."
HERE COMES BENJI AND SHANIRA MOVING IN.
AND WHAT DO THEY HAVE? A DOG.
ONYX. [snaps fingers]
[dog barks]
YOU MESSED UP MY GROOVE, GIRL.
WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO PULL IN THE REINS ON THIS MUTT.
HOW 'BOUT I PUT YOU UP FOR ADOPTION
WHILE BENJI AT WORK, YEAH.
- GRANDPA!
- HEY, BABY, HOW WAS SCHOOL?
- GOOD. - [chuckles]
- WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
- ME AND YOUR GRANDMAMA
ARE GOING TO AUNTIE JUNICE'S AND UNCLE ROCK'S HOUSE.
- I WANNA COME.
- SEEMS LIKE YOU NEED TO GET IN THERE
AND DO SOME HOMEWORK.
COME ON, LET ME HELP YOU.
- I DIDN'T SAY I HAD HOMEWORK.
- YOU KNOW YOU GOT HOMEWORK.
I SEE THAT BIG OLD BACKPACK.
- HEY. - HOW ARE YOU?
- GOOD, TIRED.
- TIRED? - YES.
'CAUSE NO MATTER HOW MUCH YOU SLEEP,
YOU'RE STILL TIRED WHEN YOU WAKE UP.
- WOW.
- WHY DON'T YOU GO UPSTAIRS AND...
- I'M ABOUT TO GO SAY HI TO MY MAMA.
- GET CLEANED UP AND CHANGED,
AND GET BACK DOWN HERE AND START WORKING
ON YOUR HOMEWORK.
- OKAY.
- JEWEL T? - YEAH?
- COME ON NOW.
WE GOTTA GO OVER TO JUNICE AND ROCK'S.
HURRY UP. - PUMPKIN, I'M COMING.
- LISTEN, IF YOU DON'T COME ON,
I'MA PUT YOU ON LOVE RESTRICTION,
AND YOU AIN'T GONNA GET NONE FOR A MONTH.
SO COME ON-- THAT'LL GET YOU DOWNSTAIRS.
- [laughs] YOU RESTRICT--WHATEVER.
- I AM TRYING TO TRANSFORM JEWEL
IN THE AREA OF BEING ON TIME.
IF I WANT HER TO BE SOMEWHERE AT 5:00,
I GOT TO TELL HER 1:00.
THAT WAY, WE MIGHT MAKE IT BY 6:00.
YOUR SISTER'S HOUSE IS GONNA HAVE TO BE TIGHT.
- YOU KNOW IT'S TIGHT. - SHE GOT--
- THAT'S MY SISTER, TRUST. WHATEVER.
- WAITIN' ON US, THEY GOT TIME TO BUILD A HOUSE.
- WHATEVER. I DID NOT TAKE THAT LONG.
[phone line ringing]
- HELLO? - HEY, HONEY.
WHAT'S GOING ON?
HOW MANY MODELS DO YOU THINK ARE DONE
WITH MAKEUP AND HAIR, JUST ABOUT?
- I WOULD SAY AT LEAST 20.
- MY BROTHER, HE'S DJING.
- [humming]
- AND NOBODY CAN DO THE WALKTHROUGH
IF HE'S NOT THERE.
MAYBE YOU CAN GUYS CAN PRACTICE WITHOUT THE MUSIC.
- YEAH, HE NEEDS TO GET HERE AS SOON AS POSSIBLE,
LIKE, ASAP.
- WELL, I'LL BE THERE SOON.
I'M ABOUT TO RUSH OUT OF HERE.
- THAT FISH-- - IT'S GOOD.
- THE KETCHUP'S NASTY, BUT THE FISH IS GOOD.
- YOU PUT KETCHUP ON IT?
- I TRIED TO.
BUT YOU SEE HOW UNNATURAL--
YOU SEE HOW RED IT IS? - EW.
- HEY, Y'ALL. WHAT Y'ALL DOING?
- EATIN' FISH. - BENJI, CAN YOU COME ON?
'CAUSE EVERYBODY CALLING ME.
THE MODELS WAITING TO DO THE WALKTHROUGH AND STUFF.
- I KNOW EVERYBODY WANTS RICHIE RICH.
I'MA MAKE AN APPEARANCE.
- WELL, BRAH, JUST COME ON.
IT'S REALLY IMPORTANT THAT YOU BE ON TIME.
PLEASE, I NEED YOU TO BE REHEARSING THIS MORNING
SO WHEN THIS AFTERNOON HIT,
BOOM, EVERYTHING ON POINT.
MY BROTHER HAS GOT TO GET IT TOGETHER,
OTHERWISE YOU'RE NOT GONNA BE DJ RICHIE RICH,
YOU'RE GONNA BE DJ BROKEY BROKE.
BENJI, SERIOUS, IT'S NOT TIME TO PLAY.
I NEED YOU TO, FOR REAL, BE MATURE ABOUT IT, COME ON.
- DON'T BELIEVE ME, JUST WATCH.
- I BELIEVE THAT THEY DIDN'T TELL US
BECAUSE SHE TRYING TO LET US KNOW THEY SWAGGIN'.
- SHE'S TRYING TO CATCH UP WITH BIG SISTER?
- I'M TELLING YOU. - [laughs]
WHERE ARE WE? - I DON'T KNOW.
- A LITTLE SMALL, AIN'T IT?
- I HAVE ADMIT, I'M REALLY A LITTLE SURPRISED
THAT THEY WENT FROM A HOUSE TO AN APARTMENT.
I REALLY DON'T KNOW WHAT I WAS EXPECTING.
I'M STILL GETTING OVER THE SHOCK
THAT SHE DIDN'T EVEN TELL ME SHE MOVED.
- OH. - OH, GOODNESS.
- WHO LIVE HERE, THE LOLLIPOP KIDS?
- [laughs] YOU'RE SO SILLY.
- I WAS THINKING IT WOULD BE BIGGER
AND GRANDER AND MORE TANKARD-ISH.
CAN I FIT IN HERE?
- YEAH, YOU CAN FIT. WELL, GOODNESS, YOU ALMOST--
- [shushes]
- HEY, Y'ALL.
- WHO IS IT?
- SOME PEOPLE.
[overlapping greetings]
- LITTLE SOMETHING FOR THE MANSION, BOO.
- WHAT'S UP, DOC? - WHAT'S GOING ON, MAN?
- I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE GONNA PUT THIS POOL,
BUT THANKS, MAN.
- HERE I AM, LOOKING LIKE A DUMMY
WITH THIS LITTLE POOL HERE.
AND I DON'T EVEN KNOW IF THEY GOT A BACKYARD
OR A WATER HOSE.
- WELL, YOU'RE IN THE LIVING ROOM.
- YEAH. - THERE'S THE OFFICE.
- AND IF YOU LOOK RIGHT TO YOUR LEFT,
THERE'S THE KITCHEN.
[laughter]
- AND THEN IF YOU LOOK BEHIND YOU,
IS THE CHILDREN'S ROOM.
- JEWEL PROBABLY SEES THE APARTMENT
AS THIS BIG STEP BACKWARDS.
BUT IT DOESN'T MATTER,
'CAUSE I AM NOT DEFINED BY MY STUFF.
SO, LIKE, I CAN LIVE IN A TENT
IN, LIKE, THE MIDDLE OF ALASKA AND BE HAPPY.
- LIKE HOW WE GOT IT SET UP, DOC?
- YEAH, YOU ACTUALLY HAVE IT SET UP NICE.
- LIKE, WHAT, YOU THINK WE WASN'T GONNA SET IT UP NICE?
- NO, I'M JUST SAYING, IT'S SET UP NICE.
- BUT YOU KNOW YOU GONNA HAVE TO COME
INTO THE PRINCIPAL'S OFFICE. - WHAT'S UP?
- BRAH, HOW YOU GONNA DO ALL THIS
AND AIN'T TOLD NOBODY?
- WE JUST THOUGHT YOU GUYS WOULD'VE,
LIKE, SAID, "HEY, WE'RE THINKING ABOUT MOVING."
- OKAY, LET'S TAKE THIS CONVERSATION
IN THE LIVING ROOM. - YEAH, YEAH.
- AND I'M STILL TRYING TO FIGURE OUT
WHO THE PRINCIPAL IS.
- Y'ALL GOT SOME ANSWERING TO DO AROUND THIS PIECE.
WHEN I FOUND OUT Y'ALL MOVE WITHOUT TELLING ME,
I WAS MADDER THAN A WET CAT.
- THE REAL REASON THAT I DIDN'T
TELL MY SISTER ABOUT THE MOVE
IS BECAUSE I KNEW THAT WE WOULD JUST
BE GETTING GRILLED UNDER HOT LIGHTS.
THIS IS NOT AN APPROVAL TOUR.
THIS IS JUST, "HERE WE ARE, IF YOU WANNA
KNOW WHAT OUR ADDRESS IS."
- LOOKS LIKE, TO ME, THAT IT'S AN ECONOMICAL MOVE.
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO GO IN REVERSE TO GO FORWARD.
- NO, NO, NO. - IT'S NOT REVERSE.
BUT WHY DO YOU GUYS, LIKE, ASSUME THE WORST?
- YOU'RE GOING FROM A NICE SIZE HOUSE
TO A TWO-BEDROOM APARTMENT
AND YOU GOT TWO SMALL CHILDREN?
I THINK IT PROBABLY
IS A FINANCIALLY MOTIVATED DECISION.
JOIN THE MILLIONS OF OTHER AMERICANS
WHO HAVE HAD TO DO THE SAME THING.
IT IS TOTALLY OKAY.
- MOST OF THE TIMES, WHEN I TELL YOU BIG DECISIONS
THAT I'M MAKING IN MY LIFE,
YOU USUALLY SAY SOMETHING KIND OF NEGATIVE ABOUT IT.
- SO YOU DIDN'T TELL ME BECAUSE YOU WERE LIKE,
"I DON'T WANNA HEAR HER PERSPECTIVE."
- IT'S JUST TOO MUCH ENERGY FOR ME.
- JUST FOR ME, AS A SISTER, JUST 'CAUSE I FEEL LIKE
WE DO TALK, YOU KNOW, A COUPLE TIMES A WEEK,
AND THERE JUST NO MENTION.
- I MEAN, I KNEW THAT YOU WOULD BE HURT.
BUT AT THE SAME TIME, SO MUCH OF IT IS ABOUT,
"THIS IS WHAT I WOULD. WELL, THIS IS HOW I SEE IT."
- YOU KNOW, JUNICE MOVING LIKE THIS
AND NOT SAYING ANYTHING, IT REALLY GRIEVES MY SPIRIT.
THIS GIRL HAS NO CLUE OF WHAT SISTERHOOD IS ABOUT.
WE JUST HAVE TO AGREE WE SEE THINGS DIFFERENTLY.
- I DON'T QUESTION YOUR LIFE,
AND I'M OKAY WITH THAT.
- WE GOTTA GET OUT OF HERE, MAN.
WE GOT TO GO TO BROOKLYN'S HAIR SHOW.
IT'S TRICKY WHEN YOU'VE GOT SIBLINGS
THAT ARE AT ODDS WITH ONE ANOTHER.
JUST LIKE BROOKLYN AND BENJI,
JEWEL AND JUNICE ARE SO SHORT-FUSED WITH EACH OTHER.
MAYBE THIS MOVE WILL HELP.
YOU ON ONE SIDE OF THE TOWN.
YOU ON THE OTHER SIDE OF TOWN.
THEN YOU CAN LEARN TO APPRECIATE EACH OTHER.
- LORD JESUS, YOU GONNA HELP US TODAY.
LORD.
- AMEN. THANK YOU, JESUS.
- READY?
- I THINK WE'RE READY TO ROCK.
- SO YOU WORRIED ABOUT MESSING UP?
- YOU KNOW, I AIN'T GONNA MESS UP,
'CAUSE I KNOW I'M A GOOD DJ.
HER WHOLE SHOW'S PLANNED AROUND A TRACK LIST,
AND SHE DIDN'T GIVE ME THE TRACK LIST.
I ASKED FOR THE TRACK LIST THREE WEEKS AHEAD OF TIME,
SO I COULD HAVE IT LOADED INTO MY COMPUTER ALREADY,
BUT BROOKLYN GAVE ME NOTHING.
I'M JUST HOPING WE DON'T BUMP HEADS
WHEN WE GET TO THE SHOW.
YOU KNOW HOW SHE GET. - I KNOW.
WELL, HOPEFULLY, Y'ALL CAN WORK IT OUT.
SO MUCH, BABY. I LOVE YOU.
- LOVE YOU TOO. - DO GOOD.
I'LL MEET YOU THERE. both: ALL RIGHT.
- WEAR SOMETHING SEXY FOR ME.
- I'LL TRY.
[engine starts]
- IS THERE ANYBODY ELSE IN HERE WHO KNOWS HOW TO DO HAIR?
IT'S IMPORTANT FOR ME TO PUT ON MY HAIR SHOW
BECAUSE IT PUSHES MY BUSINESS,
AND I'M SHOWING WHY MY HAIR
IS THE BEST HAIR ON THE MARKET.
LOOK AT IT.
SCISSORS, CUT. SNIP, SNAP.
ALL THE HAIR STYLISTS AND DIFFERENT SALON OWNERS
GET TO SEE THE STYLE.
THEY GET TO SEE THE COLORS.
THEY GET TO SEE ALL THE DIFFERENT ASPECTS
BEFORE THEY BUY IN.
DO YOU HAVE HAIR GLUE?
I HAVE SOME SHORT PIECES I'M GONNA
HAVE YOU GLUE IN HER HEAD
THAT ARE BURGUNDY AND, UH, BLACK.
I'M GONNA GO GET THEM RIGHT NOW OUT OF MY CAR.
- HEY, HOW YOU DOING, MAN?
SO HOW'S BROOKLYN DOING?
- SHE'S A LITTLE NERVOUS.
I WOULD'VE LIKED TO HELPED A LITTLE BIT MORE
WITH THE DETAILS OF IT,
'CAUSE I THINK IT COULD'VE HELPED GO A LITTLE BIT SMOOTHER.
- MOM, OH, MY GOD.
- DOESN'T IT LOOK NICE?
- YES, YOU SHOULD WEAR THIS ALL THE TIME.
- YEAH.
I'M BEHIND BROOKLYN 100%.
BUT INSIDE, I WANTED TO ***
THAT UGLY MESS OFF JEWEL'S HEAD.
- YES, I LOVE IT. - YEAH.
- IS THIS CUTE? THIS IS NOT CUTE.
- NAH--OOH, NAH. THAT'S DIANA ROSS.
OH, MY GOSH. - IT'S NOT CUTE.
- FOR REAL-- IT'S CUTE, FOR REAL.
- BRITNEY, THAT IS TIGHT.
- LET ME TELL YOU, BRITNEY, IT'S HIGH-END FASHION.
- I LOVE IT.
- MY DADDY BETTER BE TELLING ME THE TRUTH.
I CANNOT BE HAVING MY WEAVE FALLING OFF
IN THE MIDDLE OF THE FLOOR,
AND I DO NOT WANT TO BREAK A TOE.
- SO BABY, HOW DO YOU FEEL LIKE EVERYTHING IS GOING?
- WELL, WE DIDN'T EVEN GET TO DO OUR RUN-THROUGH.
I JUST HOPE EVERYBODY REMEMBERS EVERYTHING
WE'VE BEEN REHEARSING FOR THE LAST COUPLE WEEKS.
MY MAIN THING IS THE SOUND.
- ISN'T BENJAMIN OUT THERE?
- I HAVE NO IDEA.
- MAN, I COULD'VE SWORN SHE SAID
SHE WAS EXPECTING 500 PEOPLE.
HOW YOU GONNA EXPECT 500 PEOPLE
WHEN YOU AIN'T GOT 500 SEATS HERE?
I'MA COME, DO MY JOB IF IT'S 5 PEOPLE THERE
OR 10,000 PEOPLE THERE.
I'M THE DJ, I'M THE PARTY.
- CONGRATULATIONS. OH, MY GOSH.
- HEY, BROOKLYN, DO IT. - HEY.
- WE'RE SO PROUD OF YOU.
- YEAH, I-I DON'T HAVE 'EM AT ALL.
LIKE, SHE DIDN'T BRING ME NOTHING.
- WE'RE ABOUT TO GET READY TO GET STARTED
IN A FEW MINUTES, SO I GOTTA GET READY TO--
- LINE UP.
- I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO PUT ON HERE,
SO LET ME GO ASK.
WE ARE MOMENTS AWAY FROM SHOW TIME,
AND I STILL DON'T HAVE A TRACK LIST.
BROOKLYN, I LOVE YOU, BUT YOU'RE LAZY.
[indistinct chatter]
- WHATEVER MUSIC, WHAT TRACKS,
WHAT TIME TO PLAY THE TRACK,
I WANTED THAT BROKEN DOWN.
[indistinct chatter]
- HEY.
THERE NEEDS TO BE MUSIC PLAYING RIGHT NOW,
AND THIS IS RUINING MY SHOW.
SO THAT CD I JUST GAVE YOU, WHERE IS IT?
- WHAT SONG? - I JUST GAVE YOU THAT TRACK.
SO I JUST NEED YOU TO REMEMBER
WHEN I TELL YOU SOMETHING, WRITE IT DOWN.
I NEED YOU TO COORDINATE YOUR AREA.
- I HAVEN'T BEEN TO A WHOLE LOT OF HAIR SHOWS
AND I DON'T KNOW TOO MUCH,
BUT I DO KNOW THIS--
WHEN YOU SEE YOUR KIDS ARGUING AND FIGHTING,
AND IT GETS SO QUIET YOU CAN HEAR A MOUSE
PEEING ON COTTON IN A FUNERAL HOME,
YOU KNOW IT'S NOT GONNA BE A GOOD NIGHT.
[indistinct chatter]
- THREE, NUMBER THREE.
[upbeat music]
THANK GOD WE CAN GET THIS SHOW BACK ON THE ROAD.
♪ ♪
I'M CONFUSED.
IS IT A HAIR SHOW,
A FASHION SHOW, OR A POOR MAN'S NIGHTCLUB?
[cheers and applause]
[cheers and applause]
- I JUST WANNA SAY THANK YOU, GUYS, AGAIN,
FOR COMING OUT TO THIS WONDERFUL EVENT.
I WANNA THANK ALL MY MODELS AGAIN.
EVERYBODY CLAP IT UP FOR ALL MY BEAUTIFUL MODELS.
ALL MY VOLUNTEERS--
I ALSO WANNA THANK OUR DESIGNERS.
THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR ALL OF YOUR SUPPORT.
HAVE A GREAT NIGHT.
[cheers and applause]
- YOU KNOW, HE GONNA BE LIVID,
AS EMOTIONAL AS HE GET.
- BABY, I'M GONNA GO CHECK ON BENJAMIN.
- OKAY. - OKAY.
HEY, BENJAMIN, HOW YOU DOING, BABY?
- NO NOTHING. NO, SERIOUSLY, NO. NO.
- I HIRED A CLUB DJ FOR A FASHION SHOW.
- SHE JUST CANNOT ACCEPT RESPONSIBILITY
WHEN SHE'S WRONG.
- NO, SERIOUSLY, NO.
- SO BENJAMIN, YOU KNOW THAT MOMMY
JUST WANTS YOU TO JUST STAY CALM ABOUT IT.
- LET HER COME OVER HERE AND DISRESPECT ME AGAIN.
IF SHE HIRED A DJ, HE WOULDN'T GO FOR THAT.
HE WOULD LEAVE.
- BROOKLYN, WHAT'S GOING ON, HONEY?
- I'MA TELL YOU WHAT'S GOING ON.
I HIRED A CLUB DJ FOR A FASHION SHOW.
MM-HMM.
- I THOUGHT THAT THE DECOR
COULD HAVE BEEN THOUGHT OUT A LITTLE MORE.
YOU COULD'VE THOUGHT OUT THE FLOW OF THINGS,
IN TERMS OF--THERE WAS A LOT OF DEAD TIME.
BUT I'M JUST CRITIQUING FROM THE STANDPOINT
OF ME BEING A PROFESSIONAL MUSICIAN.
- ALL I CAN DO IS HIRE SOUND PEOPLE.
IF THEY MESS UP, THAT'S ON THEIR OWN.
GIVE ME THE LOVE RIGHT NOW. I NEED THE LOVE RIGHT NOW.
I DON'T NEED TO GET BEAT DOWN ABOUT
WHAT'S MESSED UP ABOUT MY EVENT.
- I'LL GIVE YOU THE LOVE, CUTIE MA'AM.
- ALL RIGHT.
- LET'S GO TALK TO BENJI
AND SEE WHAT WE CAN WORK OUT.
- [sighs]
- BENJI, I KNOW YOUR SISTER PUT YOU ON THE SPOT,
AND THAT YOU WASN'T EQUIPPED
WITH EVERYTHING THAT YOU'RE USED TO.
BUT I APPRECIATE YOU WORKING WITH HER.
AND I DON'T WANT Y'ALL TO LEAVE MAD.
- DO YOU KNOW THAT THEY NEVER
MENTIONED MY NAME, THE WHOLE FASHION SHOW?
- I FORGOT NAMES. JEEZ, I'M NOT PERFECT.
- NO, NO, WHAT I'M SAYING,
BENJI CAME THROUGH FOR YOU.
YOU PUT HIM ON THE SPOT.
- YOU KNOW, I DON'T CARE
WHAT KIND OF EVENTS YOU'VE DONE,
YOU KNOW THERE SHOULD NEVER
BE THAT AWKWARD SILENCE IN THE ROOM.
WHY SHOULD I HAVE TO LOOK AT YOU AND SAY, "PLAY MUSIC"?
I FEEL LIKE HE KINDA TRIED TO SABOTAGE MY SHOW.
- I DIDN'T "SABOTAGE" HER HAIR SHOW.
SHE JUST CANNOT ACCEPT RESPONSIBILITY WHEN SHE'S WRONG.
- THAT ALL SHOULD'VE BEEN COMMUNICATED BEFOREHAND.
THAT'S YOUR FAULT THAT YOU DIDN'T IDENTIFY--
- OKAY, I TAKE RESPONSIBILITY.
IT'S MY FAULT. IT'S ALL MY FAULT.
EVERYTHING IS ALL MY FAULT. EVERYTHING IS MY FAULT.
RIGHT NOW, I'M JUST DONE.
- RIGHT, BUT BROOKLYN-- BROOKLYN?
- SO TYPICAL OF THIS FAMILY.
WHO PLANNED EVERYTHING? ME.
WHO ORGANIZED EVERYTHING? ME.
WHO SCREWED UP? BENJI.
WHY AM I THE ONE ALWAYS GETTING BEAT UP ON?
- I DON'T CARE THAT BROOKLYN'S HAIR SHOW IS A MESS,
BUT I'M AGITATED THAT BENJI AND BROOKLYN ARE FIGHTING.
WHY Y'ALL ARGUIN' IN PUBLIC
OVER SOMETHING THAT'S GONNA PASS AWAY?
BUSINESS PASSES AWAY,
BUT FAMILY IS A LIFE SENTENCE.
- NEXT TIME ON THICKER THAN WATER...
JUNICE AND ROCK JUST MOVED INTO A NEW PLACE.
- THIS SITUATION IS SERIOUS.
- WE MOVE 15 MINUTES AWAY, AND REALLY,
YOU'RE GOING OFF AT ME AT THE STABLES?
- IT'S A BIG DEAL, RIGHT.
- CAN I GO?
- WHAT HAPPENED TO HER?
OH, LORD, BROOKLYN.
- YOU SMASHED THAT UP BAD.
- IT'S TIME TO DRAW THE LINE. - WHAT IS WRONG?
- MY PAST IS BEHIND ME.
NOW HOW ABOUT YOU GROW UP AND BE A MAN
AND TAKE CARE OF YOUR WIFE AND GET UP OUT
YOUR DADDY'S HOUSE?
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