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Someone does not like us Gravediggers
Well, to hell with them
Episode 6: WARDING OFF BAD LUCK
-We’re not kicking off -How many services up to now?
About a dozen, we even managed to solve the clothing issue
I believe we’re lacking some apotropaic element
-What? -Like a black cat...
-Yes -Only in reverse
Against bad luck!
Just think: at Calboni’s every time a customer comes in, they touch a horseshoe
And it works?
Sure: they’re the oldest funeral parlour in town!
Who would have thought...
We should do it too, the horseshoe.
No! We must do something more... something less...
something DISequal.
Such as?
Got it, let’s try: Banana girl!
Why are you shouting?
Nothing, R&D, come downstairs please.
What should I do?
Touch your nuts.
But, but...
let me see how you touch your nuts
But how?
What’s the problem?
I have nothing down there...
Ok, you can touch his...
Damn! Nuts are not working!
They’re killing the troops morale. And she could press charges.
I’ll think about her later. If nuts don’t work, what else?
Nothing comes to my mind.
It’s over.
We’ll close and you’ll end up cleaning the toilets at Calboni’s.
Crap!
Crappit! Right you...
Yes?
Let me see your shoes.
-Go step on a piece of crap. -Ok.
-Are you sure about what you did? -Why?
It’s not easy to find a piece of crap to step upon on the pavement.
Now dog owners all have plastic bags, diapers have wings, widespread constipation...
You’re telling me there’s no crap on pavements.
Even if there were, he’s Crappit... he’s Crappit... well you got it?
You’re kidding? Look: he’s back
You won’t believe it, I just got out and an albatross crapped on my head!
-But did you step on it? -Well, no
-Crappit. Lie down -But...
Come on, lie down
See? You can't mess around with luck...