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Now then (hi) mate are you the lad (guy) we've got for the door job?
Are you sure you're up to this *** job or what?
Anyway mate, I'm Susan, head *** doorman (bouncer) round here
Pleased to meet you Gin'og (ginger), sit yourself down
gotta expect a *** couple of bats you know mate, it's not a walk in the park (easy ride) this game
It's just last week, I mean I got a *** pool cue wrapped around the back of my head (got hit)
I mean hopefully you can connect with these scumbags and there'll be no *** chew (trouble) when we get in
ere' mate I'm broken more *** jaws then you've broken women in (had sex with), so about one.
I'm a bit of an arsehole, so I'll suit being a bouncer
I'll let fit (hot) underage girls in the club
But no *** geeks, people who can't handle themselves cos' I'm a *** right bully
I havnt got a decent education, so just like most you *** bouncers I'll fit in
Tinhead (nickname) you left the *** chip pan (deep fat cooker) on!
he's just *** ruined my interview, hasn't he Snowie?
ere' mate *** off out this room now, before I get a bottle of this *** tiger wrapped round your face, you cheeky (rude) ***
yeah, I'll hold my hand up.. you are a bit of a *** cheeky *** like
something to say?
ere mate, I didn't who the *** you were, don't know no *** chew (?)
right then, *** off right now, out this office, before I got the door lads (bouncers)
to go round your' lass(girl)'s house, and play *** roulette with her gums
I mean, lets face it, we all do know your lass (girl), and we all know she likes more than one *** at a time
and we also know, that the majority of the *** bongo's (a nightclub) has been through her
you *** lier!
*** who can't handle the truth!
yeah I went on a lie detector on Jeremy kyle (a talkshow)
I'm not having no *** (***), I demand the *** to tell me the truth for once
aye (yes) she doesn't half have (she has) a mucky (dirty) minge (***) like...
anyway mate, give us a bit of your *** drink you...
listen here you *** tight (cheapskate) little *** ***
GIVE US A BIT OF THAT *** DRINK!