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It's for P.C.!
This crisis is what's makin' everybody so edgy
and then that's when things start *** up…
EPISODE EIGHT - Collaborate
A kidnapping... I dunno Tony… times have changed…
Maccari, a kidnapping's always worth it…
No, no Tony, you see your thinking's outdated.
to DO a kidnapping
first you gotta single out an Uncle Scrooge, follow him, and he might even be under protection.
It takes a minimum of 8 -10 trusted fellows
to abduct and hide him, not to mention havin' to feed him.
quit it!
Quit it! It takes a long time, then the TV gets in the middle
and there's always some idiot spying from a window somewhere…
too many risks, too many unknowns.
Naw, Tony, it ain't worth it, it ain't convenient.
Ya gotta roll with the changes! Quit it!
I'm in food these days.
I bought 10 tons of expired ham from the Balkans.
I paid *** for it too. Then I pumped 'em with antibiotics and doused 'em with colorants to look like new.
I'm selling 'em special offer to supermarkets at 15.50 a kilo.
Some might puke, some'll get the runs, someone'll probably even bite the dust too,
but who the hell will ever know?…
and I've raked in a nice, neat, little clean million in the meantime…
No Tony, ya gotta change... Stop it!
So Mazzetta, whad'ya say?
Looting artwork's way too complicated.
Buying votes, now that's a sector on the rise!
I pay 40 to 50 Euros a piece.
If your good you can get up to 5 or 6,000 under your belt a month.
Its a clean job
with excellent profits,
and if all goes well, I may even find myself with a candidacy.
Politics Tony, politics… That's where the work is these days…
Listen “Aniello”, I gotta nice little blackmail plan in mind… how 'bout it?
Eh… blackmail's a line a work that's really expanding.
Soccer players, actors, singers, politicians…
lotsa nice plump chickens, all in a row, ready to be plucked.
But howd'ya get near 'em? and get to know their secrets?
You gotta become one of 'em... or introduced!
As you know it's all in the hands a famous journalists, or the most popular paparazzis…
now they really do some great business…
they sell photos, investigations into soccer betting…
you name it… Even female escorts are doing pretty well, they video everything with their cell phones and boom…
Now everything’s changed…
I've hurled myself into economy big time, riding the wave of the crisis…
Major business!! Nowadays… I steal assets…
Here the rich are scared shitless, so they move everything outta here…
nobody checks jack ***... it's as easy as pie... You have no idea…
I go to Switzerland 4 times a week, packed to the gills.
I ask 3, 4 % per trip... it depends…
This is a fantastic moment, let's hope it lasts…
You gotta change your method, Tony…
Listen P.C., there's this supermarket… right on the outskirts…
I'm thinkin' about a nice stick up. They rake in a ton on Saturdays…
whad'ya say?
A stick up? A robbery…
A ski mask… hold everything… this is a stick up!!! Hmm…
Yeah… something along these lines…
like grandpa used to do… Oh come on, it's way too 80s!!!
With one of these you open an account in the Caymans
you crack the operational system of the banks and make yourself a bank transfer in whatever amount you want…
Now I call this cool!
Look… I got somethin' nice n easy in the works now.
I duplicate credit cards of idiots who buy on line.
I make purchases, withdrawals, movements and then make everything I need disappear without ever leaving this place…
Now this is cool!
Tony, you've become old…
you gotta change your approach…
Maybe I shouln'da shot P.C.
it's just that job hunting puts me in a foul mood, that's all.
Hmm… it's not that bad after all…
fast and convenient, just like astronaut food.
Now this is cool!