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- I THINK HE'S A LITTLE SLEEPY. MAYBE WE SHOULD PUT--
[laughter]
- DID YOU SLEEP WITH IT LAST NIGHT?
- EXCUSE ME?
[laughter]
IT'S FUNNY, THERE WERE PAPARAZZI WAITING OUTSIDE OF MY HOUSE
THIS MORNING, AND I DON'T KNOW IF--
JUST TO KIND OF CELEBRATE THE DAY WITH ME
OR TO FIND OUT WHO ELSE WAS-- I WAS SLEEPING WITH...
- RIGHT.
- BUT, YOU KNOW, I GOT IN,
I THINK AT THE [...] OF DAWN LAST NIGHT,
IF YOU CAN SAY THAT.
MAYBE 6:00, 5:30.
- DID YOU STAY AT GUY'S UNTIL 6:00?
- DON'T FEEL SORRY FOR ME. - YEAH.
[laughter]
- IT IS, YOU KNOW, THIS IS A TIME TO REVEL IN.
THIS IS A SUNRISE THAT YOU WANT TO SEE.
- WERE YOU AT GUY'S THAT WHOLE TIME?
- I WAS, AND, YOU KNOW--
- AND YOUR MOTHER WAS STILL WITH YOU AT--YOUR MOTHER WAS THERE.
- MY MOTHER, MY BROTHER, AND ONE OF THE HIGHLIGHTS OF THE NIGHT
WAS SEEING MY MOM DANCING WITH MADONNA.
[laughter]
AND, YOU KNOW, YOU MEET ALL THESE AMAZING PEOPLE.
YOU KNOW, LAST NIGHT, WHETHER IT'S JANE FONDA
OR, UH...
LIZA MINNELLI... - YEAH.
- MY BEST FRIEND TOO.
- YEAH, AND PRINCE WAS THERE LAST NIGHT.
I MEAN, THERE WAS SO MANY-- - REALLY?
- REALLY, YOU DON'T KNOW? - I DIDN'T SEE HIM.
- OH, IT WAS--IT WAS CRAZY.
LET'S TALK ABOUT THAT SELFIE REAL QUICK,
BECAUSE I LOVE THAT YOU RAN FROM THE OTHER SIDE
AND ONLY YOUR EYE GOT INTO THAT SELFIE, BUT--
- THERE IT IS.
[cheers and applause]
HEY, I MEAN, LOOK AT THAT SELFIE.
YOU MADE HISTORY RIGHT THERE. - LOOK HOW HAPPY EVERYBODY IS.
- YOU KNOW WHAT, AND I HAD TO BE SOME SMALL PART OF IT.
- NO, BUT-- BUT I COULD HEAR, I MEAN,
AS THE PICTURE WAS BEING TAKEN I COULD HEAR YOU RUNNING, GOING,
"I'M IN ON THIS!" - THAT'S RIGHT.
I COULDN'T HELP MYSELF.
BUT I SEE ANGELINA'S BACK THERE SOMEWHERE, RIGHT?
- ANGIE'S THERE.
YOUR GIRLFRIEND LUPITA IS BACK THERE.
- YEP.
- NOW DID-- SO SHE WALKED OUT WITH YOU
AND PAPARAZZI SAW Y'ALL THIS MORNING?
- OH, NO, NO, NO, NO.
SHE'S FAR TOO CLASSY FOR THAT.
BUT HER BROTHER IS AN AWESOME GUY.
I REALLY LIKE HIM A LOT. HE'S A SWEETHEART.
- HE'S REALLY THE MOST PROMINENT IN THAT PICTURE,
IS HER BROTHER.
- HE IS.
AND SHE'S GOT A GREAT FAMILY.
AND THERE HE IS RIGHT THERE. - YEAH.
- AND VERY HAPPY. LOOK HOW HAPPY EVERYBODY IS.
LOOK AT PEOPLE SO HAPPY. - I KNOW, I KNOW.
THAT'S WHAT MAKES ME HAPPY ABOUT THAT--
THAT IT'S SO RETWEETED,
THAT YOU CAN JUST SEE HOW RELAXED AND HAPPY EVERYBODY IS.
- IT'S INCREDIBLE.
- AT THE OSCARS, WHICH IS THE MOST TENSE,
USUALLY UPTIGHT KIND OF--
- YOU MADE IT SO GREAT LAST NIGHT.
I MEAN, IT WAS SUCH A FUN SHOW.
IT WAS SO CLASSY. IT WAS SO KIND.
IT JUST SET A NEW BAR,
AND I THINK EVERYBODY HAD A LOT OF FUN.
WHEN YOU HANDED OUT THE PIZZA-- I HAVE TO SAY--
NOBODY KNOWS THIS EXCEPT ME,
AND I'M A MASSIVE FAN OF HIS, AND HE KNOWS THAT,
SO I THINK HE'LL BE OKAY WITH ME TELLING THIS STORY--
BUT WHEN YOU HANDED OUT THE PIZZA,
HARRISON FORD GRABBED A SLICE--
HE WAS VERY HUNGRY. I SAW HIM TAKE A BIG BITE.
I LOOKED OVER MY SHOULDER--
[blows raspberry] RIGHT DOWN HIS SHIRT.
[laughter]
YEAH. TRUE STORY.
I--AND I TOOK THE PIZZA, AND, OF COURSE, WHAT DID I DO?
I HANDED IT TO MY MOM.
- AW.
- BUT-- - VERY SWEET.
SHE'S TOO SMART TO EAT PIZZA IN A GOWN,
SO SHE WAS LIKE, "I'M GONNA WAIT FOR A LITTLE BIT."
- NO, HARRISON TOLD ME, ACTUALLY AT THAT--
HE TOLD ME THAT HE DROPPED IT ALL--
- OH, DID HE?
- YEAH, HE ACTUALLY POINTED IT OUT.
I DIDN'T SEE IT, BUT HE SAID, "I DROPPED IT ALL DOWN MY SHIRT."
- OH, IT WAS ALL DOWN HIS SHIRT.
HE WENT BACK AND HE TRIED TO CLEAN IT UP,
AND THEN I THINK I JUST SAW HIM LEAVE.
- YEAH, NO, I KNEW HE'D HAVE THE MUNCHIES.
I KNEW FOR SURE HARRISON WAS GONNA--
[laughter]
ALL RIGHT, I LOVE YOU SO, SO VERY MUCH.
- THANK YOU. - CONGRATULATIONS TO YOU.
AND I CAN'T WAIT FOR YOU TO WATCH YOURSELF ONE DAY
AND SEE HOW--
- THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR HAVING ME.
I REALLY APPRECIATE IT, AND WE WILL SEE YOU VERY SOON.
- I'LL SEE YOU SOON. - THANK YOU.
- THAT'S JARED LETO. WE'LL BE BACK.
[cheers and applause]