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(rock music)
- Soph?
- What's up?
- Are you scratching your butt?
What are you doing?
- No, I'm sorry.
I just had my hand back there.
- You can't do that on camera, O.K?
You shouldn't even be doing that in front of me.
- No one could see that, sorry.
- Don't touch that glass with that hand please.
- Oh my God.
It was this hand anyways.
- What are we making?
- It's called Vampire Elixer.
- I couldn't help but notice your Halloween costume.
Who are you, again?
- Thanks, I'm American.
(laughter)
- [Skyy] First thing we're going to do
is give our glass a bloody look, O.K?
So to do that we can use corn syrup.
- [Sophia] Oooh.
- [Skyy] Then we can hit that
corn syrup with red food coloring.
You see?
Give it that nice bloody look.
Look at that, look at that.
- [Sophia] Oh, that looks really...
- [Skyy] O.K. now let it sit.
O.K., so it's a deeper red now.
- [Sophia] Yes.
This is some cherry ***.
- [Skyy] What was it?
You didn't say what it was.
- [Sophia] This is white chocolate.
White chocolate. - [Skyy] Yes.
- [Skyy] You want them to read your mind?
How are they suppose --
- [Sophia] I was just about to say that.
Last but not least, - [Skyy] Uh, huh.
half and half. - [Skyy] O.K.
Cream.
Just a touch.
- [Skyy] O.K.
That's a big, damn touch.
- Well, it's a touch for me, alright?
I like my cream.
- [Skyy] I'd love to be touched by you.
Because you're very touchy.
(laughter)
Can I ask you a question?
- Yep.
- [Skyy] Why are you wearing your name on your neck?
That says Sophia right?
- Si.
- [Skyy] O.K., you forgot your name or something?
- No, in case you forget.
- [Skyy] Oh, oh, O.K.
So it's for me?
- Yeah.
- [Skyy] Well, thank you, alright, cool.
- You're welcome.
- [Skyy] I'm just saying
Go ahead and shake the damn thing now.
- Yay.
Alright.
Finally.
(ice clinking)
- [Skyy] Can you shake it in a sexy, German way?
- Oh, I'm sorry.
I'm American right now.
- [Skyy] O.K.
- Otherwise I would.
I have to stay true to the costume.
- [Skyy] How would a sexy German shake that?
(laughter)
Oh yeah.
I'm really turned on.
Yeah, yeah.
- That's what I thought.
- [Skyy] Yeah, danke.
Go ahead and tell them what you're doing now.
- [Sophia] I'm putting blood in this God damn glass.
- [Skyy] Wow, wow.
Angry, little German.
Round the top maybe though,
because I don't know if you want
it floating all around your drink.
You gotta let it drop down the sides outside too.
- [Sophia] Well, that looks really bloody doesn't it?
- [Skyy] It doesn't look bloody.
Jesus Christ.
- [Sophia] Well I know, that's my point.
- [Skyy] You've never been shot before?
- [Sophia] I was just forgetful.
- [Skyy] (mumbling) when you got shot.
- [Sophia] Man, is that what blood
looks like when you're shot?
- [Skyy] No, but draining down.
- [Sophia] Damn.
- [Skyy] Look at that.
Look at that now.
It looks like I just hit this boy with a hatchet.
- [Sophia] Yeah, yeah, I see what you're saying.
- [Skyy] Look at that murderous look.
- [Sophia] Here it comes.
- [Skyy] Perfect, perfect.
Perfect.
Ms. America.
(throat clearing)
Are you ready?
- Yes, I am.
- And there you have it, Vampire's Elixer.
(giggle)
(noise of disgust)
- So scary.
Alright, here it goes.
If I can get it off the table.
(clears throat)
That didn't happen.
- Way to spill it all over my floor, huh?
- O.K.
- Way to spill it all over my carpet.
- I think I got...
If you guys would know what else is on this carpet
and how many stains are on this carpet,
you would understand that this really
didn't matter at all, but anyways.
- That was the last clean spot that you just messed up.
(laughter)
- Alright, German?
You just messed up the last clean spot.
(clears throat)
- I'm American.
Thank you.
- O.K., Ms. America, sorry.
(rock music)
- O.K., it's alright.
I think that it would be a little bit
better with a raspberry if we would have used it,
but the cherry is interesting too.
Maybe it's because cherry is not my favorite,
but I like it.
- It's cool.
It's a cool drink.
You know it's chocolatey,
but raspberry and chocolate typically go together better,
but we wanted to give cherry a try, O.K.?
What's your problem?
Do you have a problem with me?
(laughter)
- (unintelligible speed talking)
do you have a problem with me?
- Not at all.
- Do you not like something about my style, huh?
- I'm good.
- You sure?
- Yep.
- We will fight.
We could fight now.
I'm all about it.
- That's fine.
- I'm about it.
Do it. - My hands are already dirty.
- I'm not about to get them any dirtier.
- Oh, so that's a threat then?
Tipsy Bartenders about to be some
*** kicking going on in here.
I'll let you know how it goes.
(laughter)
- Here I come.
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