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Joseph...
Joseph... why don't
we discuss how you met this man
Let's put our little gear-shifts in reverse and back this story up a little.
More...
Farther... more... okay.
You were walking home from Zumba. I was walking home from Zumba...
My core was amazing... my pants, they were white.
Joseph...
You haven't said anything. Hmm? Oh.
So basically I was like "hey dude, what's up," something...
And then he was like "nothing man"
Etcetera, comma conversation
We talked about some amazing *** and then he was like
"Later days"
And then basically we knew that we were super in love.
That's wonderful
So did you guys happen to discuss how you were
planning on marrying him and becoming his soulmate? No, it was more of a feeling.
It was more like a look. Like a
"I'm gonna love you every single day until you're cremated and in the meantime fulfill all of your life's wishes."
That look.
Great. Super realistic. Does he have a name?
Uh, he's got one.
I'm not aware of it at present. Phone number?
I don't know! I mean likely?
He does own every Kyuss album, all five if you count the EP, which you do.
Wow, so all the important things basically. Yes, so you get it, you get it, you get it. Sure, no.
Why don't we do some research on this guy.
Here we are... Oh my god that's him!
He's single
He's from alaska
He's living in Prospect Park, oh and he's agnostic!
God it has been so long since I've felt this way about anyone....
It's been a week...
To feel so free. Long time...
That's seven days. It's like woop!
So quick
You know what though? I deserve it.
After everything I've been through it's like god, finally.
Which is nothing.
Nothing at all that I can think. You won the lottery nineteen you've never
had a job. You got bit by that tick that gave you that rare cold that made you immune
to all flues. Okay hobbies...
Here we are.
Oh he's very outdoorsy. What like tanning? Dirtbike racing, mudslides, fly-fishing
He *is* pretty handsome.
Oh and he's into a hot fudge sundaes! Fudge both in general and
specific varietals.
Uh, anything else? Yup tarring rooves,
pomegranate seeds,
balsamic vinegar
Joseph.
It's not really that big a deal
All you have to do is not wear those right pants, right? I mean this is
forever love, right?
So all you have to do
is not wear those pants
I'm gonna make a salad.
Jude, do you remember that movie, I wanna say it takes place in Croatia This is not Sophie's Choice, Joseph... And it's not like modern day it's Korean war I think?
Sophie's Choice, you're speaking of Sophie's Choice. And Glenn Close is in it? Meryl Streep
It's Meryl Streep
And there's this scene it's like on a boat... Where she picks the boy, Sophie's Choice.
It is very particularly applicable to my situation right now and
Do you remember that movie?
Sophie's Choice. So no.