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( sighs )
( under breath ) YEAH.
WHAT WAS IN MY MIND TO RAISE MY HAND ?
ANYWAYS,
TIME FOR BREAKFAST.
YOU GO AHEAD.
***.
COME ON.
( sighs )
WOULD A LETTER TO THE PAPER BE AN IDEA ?
SAME TIME I GIVE THE PROPOSAL TO FARNUM ?
YES.
MARSHAL PUBLIC SENTIMENT IN FAVOR,
MAYBE FENCE 'EM IN A LITTLE.
EXCELLENT APPROACH.
*** QUICKSAND
IS WHAT THESE COMMISSIONERS POSITIONS AMOUNT TO.
YES, THEY DO.
IT'S ALL A HOOT AND A HOLLER TO YOU, THOUGH, ISN'T IT, SOL ?
NO, IT ISN'T.
JESUS CHRIST.
BREAKFAST VITTLES AT THE READY, GENTLEMEN.
MAYOR.
AS FAR AS USE FOR THE FEES TO BE LEVIED ON BUSINESSES,
I WORKED A PROPOSAL UP ON A PERMANENT INFIRMARY
AND A CAMP DUMP.
THE FIRST USE FOR THOSE FEES
IS PIN' BRIBES TO THE LEGISLATURE.
THEIR BAG MAN'S IN TRANSIT.
WELL, IF THERE'S ANYTHING ***' LEFT.
WHY, MISTER BULLOCK, YOU SOUND LIKE YOU WANT TO WRING MY NECK.
( chuckles )
WE'LL SUBMIT YOUR IDEAS, BULLOCK, AND BY ALL MEANS,
I'LL TAKE THEM UNDER ADVISEMENT.
ALWAYS GLAD TO HEAR FROM THE CAMP HEALTH COMMISSIONER.
GIVE THE IDEA TO THE DAMN PAPER FIRST.
TSK.
( neighing )
PLEASE, TAKE YOUR PASSAGE.
***.
WHAT IS THIS CELESTIAL
DOING APPROACHIN' THE GEM'S FRONT DOOR ?
THE *** LICKER.
WHOA-WHOA-WHOA- WHOA-WHOA-WHOA !
STOP WHERE THE *** YOU ARE, MISTER WU.
SWE'GEN.
YEAH, WELL, I'LL GET MISTER "SWE'GEN", BUT FIRST,
YOU GOTTA WALK THE *** OUT AND THEN COME AROUND THE BACK.
SWE'GEN.
UH, NO, NO !
NO !
NO, CLOSED FOR A WHILE.
LICK LATER.
WE GOT US A SITUATION HERE, AL !
COME IN THE FRONT ***' DOOR.
BRING HIM UP.
YOU WANT ME TO TAKE HIM OUT AND BRING HIM AROUND BACK.
BRING HIM THE *** UP.
COME ON, MISTER WU.
COME ON.
( urinating )
( clears throat )
PUT HIM IN THE CHAIR AND GET OUT, JOHNNY.
SIT.
SIT !
HE WON'T SIT.
GET OUT.
YES, SIR.
WHAT IS IT, WU ?
( speaking foreign language )
DO YOU THINK I SHOULD OPEN IT BACK UP ?
I BELIEVE THAT'S WHAT AL WOULD WANT.
MAYOR.
AUGUST COMMENCEMENT TO MY ADMINISTRATION...
STAND STYMIED OUTSIDE A SALOON
BESIDE A DEGENERATE *** LICKER.
NOW, THE-- THIS-- THIS IS ONE OF YOU, HUH ?
( speaking foreign language )
OH, TH-- THIS IS HIM DEAD ?
AND THESE TWO.
... *** !
YEAH, GLAD I TAUGHT YOU THAT ***' WORD.
THESE ARE WHITES, HUH ?
UH, WHITE *** !
TWO WHITE COCKSUCKERS KILLED HIM
AND STOLE THE DOPE THAT HE WAS BRINGING TO YOU.
WHITE *** !
YOU, SWE'GEN.
THE DOPE THAT YOU WERE GONNA ***' SELL TO ME ?
WHITE ***.
THESE TWO WHITE COCKSUCKERS ?
WHO THE *** DID IT ?
WU !
WHO, YOU IGNORANT ***' *** !
WU ?!
WHO ?!
WHO ?!
WHO STOLE THE *** DOPE ?!
*** !
AW, JESUS.
THOSE ARE THE FIRST "COCKSUCKERS"
I HAVE EVER HEARD SHOUTED FROM THAT ROOM, DAN,
THAT DIDN'T COME FROM AL'S MOUTH
THAT WASN'T FOLLOWED BY AL COMIN' OVER TO THAT RAILIN',
POINTIN' AT YOU AND BECKONING YOU
UP THEM STAIRS WITH YOUR ***' KNIFE.
I BEGRUDGE THAT PERVERT HIS CAPACITY FOR HAPPINESS.
I DO.
THEM PEOPLE WORSHIP A FAT MAN SEATED ON HIS ***.
YOU LISTEN TO ME, HMM ?
LISTEN.
I FIND COCKSUCKERS.
I FIND.
I FIND DOPE AND COCKSUCKERS WHO STEAL ***' DOPE, HUH ?
WHITE ***.
OH, YEAH.
I'LL FIND THOSE *** COCKSUCKERS.
NOW, GET THE *** OUT OF HERE, WU,
THE BACK WAY, YOU UNDERSTAND ?
THE BACK WAY, OR WE'LL START GETTING PEOPLE
HAVING THE WRONG *** IDEA OF THINGS AROUND HERE, HUH ?
WHERE'S THE DOPE FIEND ?
AIN'T SEEN JIMMY IRONS IN THREE OR FOUR DAYS.
*** FIND HIM.
MORNING, E.B.
MORNING, SIR.
ANYTHING THE MAYOR SHOULD KNOW ?
NAME OF ANOTHER TAILOR.
DIDN'T WE HAVE AN ENGAGEMENT TO STUFF ENVELOPES, AL ?
NOT 'TIL I GET THE CURRENCY TO STUFF 'EM WITH.
( clears throat )
"ANY PERSON WHO CAUSES OFFAL, MANURE, RUBBISH OR FILTH
"TO BE DISCHARGED IN THE COMMON AREAS OF THE CAMP EXCEPT
"IN THE AREAS DESIGNATED THE CAMP DUMP SHALL BE SUBJECT
"TO A FINE OF NOT LESS THAN A DOLLAR
"OR MORE THAN THREE DOLLARS.
"SUCH REVENUES TO BE USED FOR DUMP UPKEEP
AND TO BUILD AND KEEP UP A CAMP INFIRMARY."
THAT'S EXCELLENT, MISTER BULLOCK.
MORNIN'.
GOOD MORNING, MISTER BULLOCK.
GENTLEMEN.
MRS. GARRETT.
UM, GOOD MORNING, MADAM.
GOOD MORNING.
AND GOOD MORNING TO YOU, YOUNG LADY.
IT'S MISTER BULLOCK'S IDEAS ON UH... REFUSE DISPOSAL.
UH, IT IS TERRIBLY CROWDED TODAY.
MMM.
WE WERE JUST REMARKING JUST YESTERDAY
THAT IT COULDN'T POSSIBLY GET MORE CROWDED.
AND YET TODAY, IT IS.
I'M GONNA ASK AFTER E.B. FARNUM.
MISTER FARNUM'S AWAY FROM THE DESK.
GEM SALOON, ACROSS THE WAY.
TWO ROOMS.
THERE'S NO VACANCY, SIR.
I'LL WORK IT OUT WHILE YOU EAT.
THERE'S A MAN OUTSIDE WITH TWO HORSES.
YOU SEND THE MAN INSIDE, SEE THE HORSES STABLED.
DON'T ASK NO ***' EXTRA FOR IT.
YES, SIR.
MISTER FARNUM'S DOING A LAND OFFICE BUSINESS.
OR SHOULD I SAY MAYOR FARNUM.
DON'T, UNLESS YOU FEEL YOU HAVE TO.
THAT VERY ATTRACTIVE SOLITARY WOMAN
IS MISS JOANIE STUBBS,
A SUPERVISORY FIGURE
AT CY TOLLIVER'S BELLA UNION SALOON.
YOUR CRAVAT'S IN YOUR BACON.
OH.
*** THIS !
AGH !
IS IT ***' CROWDED IN HERE
OR YOU JUST GOT SOME BIG ***' FEET ?
MAYBE IT'S THE LETHAL COMBINATION OF 'EM BOTH.
THIS ONE LEGISLATOR'S NAMED ON THE LIST
YOU WERE GIVEN TWICE, AL.
LUCALIS CHILDS OF BISMARCK.
GIVE HIM TWO ENVELOPES.
I'LL CALL HIM ON IT IF IT EVER SUITS MY PURPOSE.
AS DAMP AS YOUR HANDS ARE,
WHY DO YOU CONTINUOUSLY LICK YOUR ***' THUMB ?
HABIT, I SUPPOSE.
COULD YOU LEARN THE HABIT OF LICKIN' A ***' STUMP ?
( chuckles )
IF HEALTH COMMISSIONER BULLOCK, HAS HIS WAY,
SOME OF THE LEVIES MEANT TO DEFRAY
THE COST OF THESE PAYOFFS MAY GET DIVERTED.
TO WHAT ?
INFIRMARY FOR THE CAMP.
GARBAGE DUMP.
WELL, THAT TYPE OF ***'S INEVITABLE.
E.B.,
STEAL NONE OF THIS MONEY.
GRATUITOUS, HURTFUL AND UNNECESSARY.
WHEN I DEAL WITH THESE COCKSUCKERS DOWN THE ROAD,
I NEED TO BE ABLE TO LOOK ANY ONE OF 'EM IN THE EYE,
NAME WHAT THEY WERE PAID
AND KNOW I'M RIGHT.
UNDERSTOOD.
INTACT AND UNDIMINISHED.
WHAT IS IT, AL ?
HALF A CHANCE THIS COULD BE HIM.
THE BAG MAN ?
HE WASN'T TO BE HERE 'TIL TONIGHT.
NAME'S SILAS ADAMS.
I'M LOOKING FOR E.B. FARNUM.
I'M MAYOR E.B. FARNUM, MISTER ADAMS.
AND THIS IS AL SWEARENGEN.
I'M TO GIVE THIS TO YOU FROM MAGISTRATE CLAGGETT,
AND YOU'RE TO GIVE THOSE TO ME.
POUR YOURSELF AND YOUR FRIEND A DRINK.
STOP !
YOU MOTHERLESS *** ***.
*** YOU !
*** ME ?!
GENTLEMEN !
YOU KNOW WHAT HE SAYS HERE ?
NO.
YOU THINK HE SHOULD'VE ASKED ME THAT BEFORE
YOU *** ME ?
A DOUBLE-CROSSING ***.
THAT'S MAGISTRATE CLAGGETT.
IS THAT THE MESSAGE YOU WANT ME TO TAKE BACK TO HIM ?
THAT'S THE GIST OF IT.
LET ME PUT IT A BETTER WAY BEFORE I SEND YOU
AND YOUR MUTE FRIEND BACK DOWN THE ***' TRAIL.
NO LATER THAN TONIGHT.
YOU GIVIN' ME A TIME LIMIT ?
YEAH.
*** AND WHISKEY FREE IF YOU WANT IT.
I MAKE MY OWN ARRANGEMENTS.
MISTER ADAMS, MAY I ACCOMPANY YOU TO MY HOTEL, SIR ?
MISTER ADAMS ?
HEY, AL.
DAN'S GOT JIMMY IRONS.
TELL HIM I'LL RECEIVE HIM IN MY *** CHAMBERS, OKAY ?
GET OUT OF HERE.
YOU WORK OUT THE ROOMS ?
YOU GOTTA SHARE.
JUST SEND UP TWO PLATES OF ***' FOOD.
AND DON'T SPIT IN 'EM, PARTNER.
MISTER UTTER,
I'D 'BOUT GIVEN UP HOPE.
YES.
MIGHTY KIND OF YOU, MISS STUBBS.
HOW'S THE FREIGHT BUSINESS WORKING OUT ?
ALL A MAN COULD WISH FOR
AND VERGING ON MORE THAN HE CAN HANDLE.
( chuckles ) GLAD TO HEAR IT.
HOW'D YOU DO, UH, LOOKING FOR YOUR *** ?
I AIN'T FOUND A SPOT YET.
I GUESS, TO BE MORE HONEST, D SAY I FOUND A FEW,
BUT AIN'T SETTLED ON ONE YET, ABSOLUTELY.
I SEE.
EVERYONE DONE ?
EXCEPT NOW I FEAR FOR OUR LIVES.
I'M DONE.
LET'S TAKE A NICE BRISK WALK.
***.
OH GOD, DID I- DID I--
DID I SPILL ON ANYONE ?
NO.
SORRY.
WHERE Y'ALL HEADED ?
MMM, GONNA TAKE THE AIR.
JOIN US IF UH, THE OPPORTUNITY PERMITS.
IT'S GOOD TO SEE YOU, CHARLIE.
HAVE A GOOD DAY.
YOU, TOO, MISS STUBBS.
MADAM, AS CROWDED AS IT WAS YESTERDAY AND MORE SO TODAY,
IT SHOWS NO SIGN OF BECOMING LESS CROWDED.
YOU MIND GETTIN' YOUR *** OUT OF MY SHOULDER ?
YOU GOT A RUDE ***' MOUTH, FELLA.
CONDITIONS IN THAT DINING ROOM
HAVE GROWN INCREASINGLY OPPRESSIVE.
( deep breath )
IT'S CROWDED, FOR A FACT.
PRICE OF THE CAMP'S SUCCESS.
THAT FELLA WAS BEING SMART WITH YOU, MERRICK.
YOUR *** WAS NOWHERE NEAR HIS SHOULDER.
WELL, WHATEVER MY PROXIMITY, IT WAS CERTAINLY UNINTENTIONAL.
WELL, BELIEVE ME, I HAD THE ANGLE.
WE WAS JUST REMARKIN' HOW TIGHT IT'S ALL GETTIN' IN THERE.
AH, YET HOW MANY MEMORIES FOND TO THE RECOLLECTION HAVE
THEIR SETTING IN THAT TIGHT LITTLE DINING ROOM ?
YEAH, WELL, IT'S *** NOW.
ANYWAYS, WE OUGHT TO OPEN SOON.
WHO WOULD ARGUE THAT THE VENUE
WAS THE CAUSE OF THESE HAPPY MEMORIES, NOR THE BILL OF FARE.
THE BITTER COFFEE, THE RANCID BACON, THOSE STALE BISCUITS
THAT WERE TOMB AND GRAVE TO SO MANY INSECTS.
NO, GENTLEMEN, IT WAS THE MEANDERING CONVERSATION,
THE LINGERING WITH MEN OF CHARACTER,
SOME OF WHOM ARE WALKING WITH ME NOW,
THAT WERE SUCH PLEASURE TO EXPERIENCE
AND SUCH A JOY NOW TO RECALL.
GOOD OF YOU TO SAY, MISTER MERRICK.
YEAH, BACK AT YA AS FAR AS THAT GOES.
YEAH.
GENTLEMEN, WHAT'S TO PREVENT US FROM FREEING OUR FRIENDSHIP
FROM DEPENDENCE ON THAT LITTLE DINING ROOM ?
RELYING NOT ON HAPPENSTANCE AND APPETITE TO FURTHER
COMMERCE BETWEEN US, BUT ON OUR OWN CONSCIOUS CHOICE ?
MEANIN' WHAT ?
MEANING, MISTER UTTER,
THE MOST INFORMAL AND DISORGANIZED OF CLUBS.
WE GOTTA OPEN, SOL.
YEAH, I DON'T JOIN CLUBS.
YEAH, NOW, IT'S SOLE PURPOSE
COULD BE JUST WALKING TOGETHER AS WE ARE NOW.
WELL, WHY DON'T WE JUST WALK TOGETHER
WHEN WE HAPPEN TO BE OUT ?
WE COULD, WE COULD, OR WE COULD DEDICATE OURSELVES
TO THE PRINCIPLE OF WALKING TOGETHER.
WOULD IT-- MAYBE ALL WE NEED IS A NAME.
SOL ?
WE GOTTA OPEN.
YEAH, I GOT FREIGHT COMIN' IN.
THIS WAS GOOD.
I ENJOYED THIS.
YEAH, WE'LL DO IT AGAIN.
MORNING, MISTER MERRICK.
THANK YOU, MISTER BULLOCK.
AND THANK YOU FOR THE UH, LETTER TO THE EDITOR.
THE AMBULATORS.
HUH.
WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN, JIMMY ?
SO ***' SICK, MISTER SWEARENGEN.
CHILLS, FEVER.
YEAH, I HEAR IT STILL IN YOUR CHEST.
COUPLE TIMES, FELT LIKE TURNIN' MY FACE TO THE ***' WALL.
***' PALE YOU ARE, TOO.
I-- I'VE ROUNDED THE CORNER, THOUGH.
PLAN FOR MY RETURN TODAY OR TOMORROW.
WU'S *** COURIER WAS ROBBED.
OH, IS THAT SO ?
WELL, WAS IT MONEY THEY GOT OR DOPE ?
ALL HIS ***' DOPE.
UH-OH.
SO YOU DIDN'T GET YOUR RESUPPLY.
NO.
HAD YOU ANY LAID BY ?
NO, SIR.
UH-OH, HEY, JIMMY ?
IT SOUNDS LIKE I'M IN FOR A DRY TIME.
( sighs )
SOME MORE ACHES AND PAINS COMIN' UP FOR ME.
UH, WHEN WU SUPPOSE HE HEAR AGAIN FROM CALIFORNIA ?
CAN HE EVEN MAKE HIM UNDERSTOOD TO YOU ?
I'M THAT AMAZED HOW THE *** YOU AND HIM
CAN HIM CAN MAKE YOURSELVES UNDERSTOOD
ANY WAY TO EACH OTHER.
( chuckles )
JIMMY, WHAT BECOME OF THE DOPE FIEND FARO DEALER
THAT I HIRED TO APPRISE ME OF
WHAT TRANSPIRED OVER AT TOLLIVER'S ?
UH, LEON ?
LEON, THAT'S RIGHT.
GEEZ, HE JUST DISAPPEARED, DIDN'T HE ?
WHERE THE *** HAS HE GOT TO ?
YOU'VE BEEN WRONG SINCE YOU WALKED IN HERE.
YOU KNOW THAT, JIMMY, DON'T YOU ?
WELL, LIKE I SAID, SIR, I FEEL LIKE HELL.
IS THAT WHAT I MEAN ?
WELL, WHAT DO YOU MEAN, MISTER SWEARENGEN ?
YOU BEEN LYIN', JIMMY.
( sighs )
SMELL OF CAT'S *** IN THIS ROOM IS SO BAD,
I WANT TO BURN DOWN THE ***' BUILDIN'.
( sighs )
I-- I'M NERVOUS, SIR.
I'M ALWAYS NERVOUS AROUND YOU.
NERVOUSNESS DON'T CAUSE THAT.
LYIN' CAUSES CAT *** SMELL.
( sighs )
I WANT TO TEAR THIS ENTIRE ***' STRUCTURE DOWN, HUH ?
I'LL STRANGLE YOU AND THROW YOU OFF THE BALCONY,
YOU STINKIN' LITTLE ***
IF YOU DON'T HURRY TO TELL ME
WHERE AND WHAT'S LEFT OF THAT ***' DOPE
THAT YOU AND THAT OTHER ***' WEASEL HAVE BEEN SLAMMIN'
INTO YOUR DOPE FIEND ***' VEINS
DURING YOUR ***' CONVALESCENCE.
GOD, MISTER SWEARENGEN--
JESUS, WHAT A *** STINK !
NOT TO MENTION YOU KILL A *** *** COURIER
AND THE HEADACHE OVER THAT I'M GONNA HAVE WITH ***' WU
IF I EVER GET THIS *** STENCH
OUT OF MY ***' NOSTRIL.
I JUST *** MYSELF, SIR.
I'M SAYIN' IT NOW BEFORE THE SMELL GETS YOU.
YOU *** YOURSELF ?
I'M SORRY.
GO AHEAD, THROW YOURSELF OFF THE BALCONY.
I'M GONNA CRAWL, SIR, I SHOULDN'T STAND.
WHERE'S THE *** DOPE ?
AT LEON'S, I'LL SHOW YOU EXACTLY.
I'LL TELL YOU EVERYTHING.
WE WERE FOUR DAYS UP IN HIS ROOM.
HURRY THE *** UP.
GO ON, THROW YOURSELF, HUH ?
AND STAY IN THE ***' MUCK UNTIL I'M DOWN THERE.
I JUST GOT A SPLINTER THE LENGTH OF MY ARM IN MY ***' PALM.
IT'S ALRIGHT.
GO.
GO, JIMMY, COME ON.
COME ON, GET YOUR ***-SMEARED *** OFF MY BALCONY.
GO, GO, GO !
UGH !
I-- I HURT MY ARM.
BUT I'M OKAY.
YOU ***' LIE THERE NOW.
I'M JUST GONNA ROLL FORWARD, SO UH, SO I DON'T GET TRAMPLED.
JIMMY IRONS IS IN THE MUCK.
DON'T LET HIM SCUTTLE OFF UNTIL DAN EMERGES WITH OTHER ORDERS.
HOW'D IT GO WITH JIMMY ?
LYIN' THIEVIN' *** THREW HIMSELF OFF THE BALCONY.
HE'LL LEAD YOU TO WHATEVER ***
HIM AND THAT DOPE FIEND FARO DEALER FROM TOLLIVER'S
HAVE BEEN USIN' TO SLAM WU'S JUNK INTO THEIR ARMS.
CHANGE IRONS INTO A PAIR OF THE OTHER ***'S TROUSERS
AND BRING 'EM BOTH BACK HERE, PLUS WHATEVER DOPE'S LEFT.
ALRIGHT.
IS THAT THE ***' REVEREND IDLIN' BY THE PIANO ?
YES, SIR.
HAS HE EXPLAINED HIS PRESENCE AT ALL ?
NO, SIR.
BUT HE AIN'T BEEN TRYIN' TO LEAD NO LOST SOULS TO THE LORD.
SO THERE'S THAT.
REVEREND.
UH, MISTER SWEARENGEN.
YOUR NEW PIANO PLAYS WONDERFULLY.
AIN'T IT DELIGHTFUL ?
DAVE, GO GET A FREE TOUCH FROM WANDA, HUH ?
WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH YOUR EYE ?
UH, I'M NOT CERTAIN.
SOMETHING'S BEEN AMISS THE LAST WEEK OR SO.
ANYWAYS, NOT WANTING TO GIVE OFFENSE,
WOULD YOU MIND ME ASKING YOU TO FREQUENT ANOTHER JOINT ?
NO.
NO, I UNDERSTAND.
MAN OF THE CLOTH SLOWS BUSINESS DOWN, HUH ?
UH, I UNDERSTAND, CERTAINLY.
HEY, WHAT-- WHAT'S THAT THEN, HMM ?
UH, SOMETHING AMISS WITH MY LEG, AS WELL.
AH.
HOW YOU DEALIN' WITH THE FITS, HUH ?
NOTHING AMISS WITH THOSE.
THEY COME WITH SOME REGULARITY.
MY BTHER SUFFERED THEM.
DID HE ?
ANY CASE,
DON'T TAKE ME FOR INHOSPITABLE.
OFF HOURS,
ANY PURPOSE YOU WANT TO VISIT, HMM, HMM ?
INCOGNITO OR THE LIKE, I'LL BE HAPPY TO MAKE IT WORK.
I JUST HAPPENED TO HEAR THE PIANO.
ALRIGHT, MINISTER.
ALRIGHT, MISTER SWEARENGEN.
***' NEW PIANO.
AFTERNOON.
AFTERNOON.
AFTERNOON, HOSTETLER.
AFTERNOON.
NOW, I GOT OTHER INTERESTS IN MY PROPERTY.
IF'N YOU WANT IT, BETTER MAKE A OFFER.
I'M NOT GONNA MAKE AN OFFER TODAY.
MMM.
HOW MUCH TIME WOULD YOU NEED ?
I DON'T KNOW, HOSTETLER.
I SAID WHEN I WAS READY I'D BE BY TO YOU.
YOU DON'T WANT TO RUSH ME.
I WAS GIVING YOU FIRST OPPORTUNITY.
NO ONE IS RUSHING YOU.
ALRIGHT.
FAIR OFFER FROM OTHER INTERESTS, I'M GONNA TAKE IT.
ALRIGHT, HOSTETLER.
I'LL BE HAVIN' A PICK AX.
BARGAIN AT SEVEN DOLLARS.
( knocking )
IT'S OPEN.
HI YA, KID.
HI, EDDIE.
DID THAT BLOOD STAIN GET YOU THE SPECIAL RATE ?
HAVE A SEAT, EDDIE.
I'D OFFER YOU A DRINK, BUT I DON'T HAVE ANY ***.
SETTLE ON A LOCATION FOR YOUR NEW PLACE YET ?
I'M LOOKING.
GOOD.
THAT'S A LIE.
AS LONG AS IT'S THE ONLY ONE YOU EVER TOLD ME.
I DON'T WANT CY TO BACK ME,
AND I DON'T KNOW HOW TO DO ANYTHING WITHOUT HIM.
I'LL BACK YOU.
YOU DON'T HAVE THAT KIND OF MONEY.
I WILL.
YOU GONNA TURN PROSPECTOR, EDDIE ?
I'M GONNA ROB CY.
DON'T, EDDIE.
HE'LL KNOW.
WHAT'S THE TIME, KID ?
NO, HE WON'T.
I DO BUSINESS WITH THIS *** MAN.
WU DOES 50 ***' THINGS FOR ME.
YOU ROB HIS *** COURIER AND KILL THE ***.
WHAT THE *** DO I DO WITH YOU, HUH ?
I'M SO *** UP, MISTER SWEARENGEN.
I CAN'T MAKE A CASE FOR MYSELF.
WELL, WHAT WOULD YOU WANT TO SAY ?
FROM YOU, I HAVE RECEIVED NO SERVICE OF ANY KIND
AT ANY POINT.
THAT CHAIR WOULD MAKE A BETTER SPY.
OH !
I'VE WORKED HARD FOR YOU, MISTER SWEARENGEN.
MY HABIT'S A ***' CURSE.
OH GOD.
I WISH THE *** I NEVER TOOK UP *** IN MY LIFE.
IF SOMETHIN' MIGHT PERSUADE YOU, MISTER SWEARENGEN,
TO SAY YOU COULDN'T FIND US
AND GIVE US A DAY'S START OUT OF ***' CAMP.
YOU GOT ALMOST HALF THE DOPE BACK, MAYBE A LITTLE LESS.
SO I GIVE HIM A LITTLE LESS THAN HALF THE DOPE, WHICH,
YOU BEIN' THE CAT *** STINKIN' LIARS YOU ARE,
HE'LL PROBABLY DRAW A PICTURE EXPLAINING TO ME IT'S 10%
OF THE DOPE.
AND THEN I'LL PROBABLY DRAW A PICTURE FOR HIM,
PORTRAYING MYSELF A *** !
'CAUSE IN THAT *** MIND OF HIS,
I'M SUPPOSED TO BRING YOU TO HIM FOR HIS PIGS' ***' SUPPER.
PLEASE ***' GOD, MISTER SWEARENGEN,
DON'T GIVE US TO WU FOR HIS PIGS.
( gags, sobs )
( speaking foreign language )
WE'RE HERE TO BE OVERCHARGED ON SOME ***' MEAT.
WILL YOUR *** HIGHNESS *** PERMIT US TO GO INSIDE
AND GET ROBBED BLIND ON A SIDE OF ELK ?
I FOUND THE COCKSUCKERS THAT STOLE YOUR DOPE
AND THAT'S WHAT'S LEFT OF THE ***' SHIPMENT.
COCKSUCKERS !
OH, YEAH, I'M ALL ***' FOR IT, WU.
BUT NEITHER OF US WOULD HAVE REACHED OUR PRESENT COMFORTABLE
POSITION FREEZING OUR BALLS F
IF WE DIDN'T UNDERSTAND YOU CAN'T CUT THE THROAT
OF EVERY *** WHOSE CHARACTER IT WOULD IMPROVE.
***.
YEAH, WELL, WHAT HAPPENS AFTER THE WHITE COCKSUCKERS THROATS
HAVE BEEN CUT AND TWO DOZEN MORE WHITE COCKSUCKERS
GET THEIR LOADS ON AND DECIDE TO TEACH YOU
AND ALL YOUR *** FRIENDS A ***' LESSON ?
WHO'S GONNA WALK AWAY FROM THAT GET-TOGETHER, HUH, WU ?
*** !
YEAH,
***.
SWE'GEN BRING YOU ***.
( sighs )
SWE'GEN.
BUT ONLY ONE, WU.
ONE ***, NOT TWO.
( sighs )
***.
ONE.
NO TWO.
I GIVE UP TWO WHITES FOR ONE ***.
WHEN THEY'RE FINISHED STRINGIN' YOU UP, THEY'LL COME GET ME.
HOW MUCH ?
SWE'GEN.
EVEN MONEY THIS'LL END UP A ***' BLOODBATH.
EVERY ***' TIME I COME WITH ONE PRICE IN MIND
AND LEAVE HAVING PAID IN DOUBLE.
HOW DOES THIS WU DO IT TO ME, HUH ?
THINK THESE CHINKS UNDERSTAND YOU ?
THEY UNDERSTAND MY ***' ATTITUDE,
THAT HE'S A ***' WILY BIG SHOT.
BUILDS HIM UP AMONGST HIS PEOPLE.
TAKE THEM TWO DOPE FIENDS OVER TO THE BATHS
WHILE I CONVERSE WITH TOLLIVER
OVER WHICH ONE GETS MURDERED, HUH ?
IT'S A NICE PIECE OF MEAT.
SO CUT A PIECE OFF FOR YOURSELF.
PUT THE REST IN THE CELLAR,
THEN TAKE THEM HOOPLE-HEADS TO THE BATHS.
NICE MEAT !
( speaking foreign language )
IF IT'S YOUR MISSING FARO DEALER YOU'RE DRINKING OVER,
HE JUST THREW UP IN MY OFFICE.
( snickers )
HAD YOU BEEN SHARIN' SPACE WITH HIM A WHILE ?
ONLY LONG ENOUGH TO FIND OUT HIM
AND A FELLOW DOPE FIEND WORKS FOR ME
ROBBED AND MURDERED A *** *** COURIER.
OH, LEON, LEON, LEON.
SECOND BEST THIMBLE RIGGER
I EVER SAW WHEN HE WASN'T CHASIN' THE DRAGON.
YOU DO REALIZE I'M PRESENTIN' YOU
WITH A MUTUAL ***' PROBLEM.
WHICH I EXPECT'S A LITTLE WAYS DOWN THE ROAD,
SO I'M WAXIN' PHILOSOPHICAL
'TIL YOU TELL ME WHAT THE *** YOU WANT.
I MADE A DEAL WITH THE BOSS ***
TO GIVE HIM ONE OF THE TWO DOPE FIENDS.
OH.
DO I ASSUME SOME PIECE OF THE *** THIS COURIER BORE
WAS INTENDED FOR YOU ?
AH, SO YOU GOT A REASON TO KEEP THE *** BOSS HAPPY.
I DON'T, SO I CAN STAND ON PRINCIPLE.
WHAT'S YOUR *** PRINCIPLE ?
A WHITE DOPE FIEND'S STILL WHITE.
I DON'T DELIVER WHITE MEN TO CHINKS.
LEAVING ME WITH A BAG OF *** TO HOLD.
MAYBE YOU SHOULD THINK HARDER ABOUT TRAFFICKIN'
IN ***' JUNK.
I'M A PURVEYOR OF SPIRITS, CY, DOPE ***' INCLUDED,
AND WHEN CHANCE AFFORDS,
A THIEF, BUT I AIN'T NO ***' HYPOCRITE.
( sighs )
I THINK WE'RE DONE, AL.
BUT IN MY LINE, I'M USED TO CERTAIN TYPES
THINKIN' THEY NEED THE LAST WORD.
NO, MY LAST WORD IS THE ***' BAG MAN'S HERE FROM YANKTON,
SO GET UP YOUR ***' SHARE.
WHERE'S ***' JOANIE STAYIN' ?
I DON'T KNOW, CY.
AH, DON'T ***' LIE TO ME.
I DON'T KNOW.
TSK.
WELL, IF YOU SEE HER AT WHATEVER ***' PLACE YOU DON'T KNOW
WHERE SHE'S STAYIN' AT,
TELL HER I HAVE SOME GOOD ***' NEWS FOR HER
ABOUT UPCOMING REAL ESTATE AVAILABILITIES
IF SHE'D EVER SHOW UP TO HEAR ABOUT IT.
OKAY ?
SURE, BOSS.
THANK YOU.
( piano playing )
THAT AIN'T RIGHT, SEE.
MY FATHER WAS A PREACHER OF THE WORD
AND THAT AIN'T ***' RIGHT.
SO THIS WHAT IT'S COME TO IN DEADWOOD, HEY, DOC ?
MINISTERS KICKIN' UP THEIR HEELS
AND CHINAMEN WALKING THROUGH THE FRONT DOOR.
YOU KNOW, WHEN YOU GIGGLE, YOU LEAK ***.
POOR *** MAN.
LEMME SEE YOUR ARM.
IT'S FINE, DOC, IT'S BETTER.
QUIT ACTING LIKE A *** FOOL AND SIT DOWN.
GET THE *** AWAY FROM HIM !
SHUT THAT ***' PIANO DOWN !
HEY, BIG TIME !
*** 'EM OR GET THE *** OUT !
DID WE NOT COME TO AN UNDERSTANDING ?
IN WHAT CONNECTION, SIR ?
IN THE CONNECTION OF YOU STAYING THE *** OUT OF HERE.
I DON'T RECALL THAT, SIR.
DO YOU WISH ME TO LEAVE ?
YEAH, I WISH YOU TO ***' LEAVE.
WRITE YOURSELF A NOTE
AND HANG IT OVER YOUR ONE GOOD ***' EYE.
STAY OUT OF AL SWEARENGEN'S JOINT.
ALRIGHT, SIR.
AND STAY THE *** OUT OF THE GEM,
WHATEVER MY ***' PROBLEM IS, HMM ?
I WAS DRAWN TO THE MUSIC.
THE PIANO UH, RELIEVES MY HEADACHE.
YOU LISTEN TO A PIANO WHERE YOU DON'T MAKE A ***' ***
OUT OF YOURSELF, HUH ?
DO YOU KNOW WHERE I MIGHT FIND ONE ?
NO !
HELP HIM THE *** OUT, HUH ?
MMM.
WHAT THE *** WAS THAT ?
HE'S HAVIN' CHANGES IN HIS BRAIN.
I HOPE TO CHRIST HE'S HAVING CHANGES.
I'D HATE TO THINK OF HIM CONDUCTING PERFORMANCES
LIKE THAT OF SECRET EVENINGS IN THE FOREST AND THE LIKE.
WELL, I'M CERTAIN NOW IT'S A TUMOR.
WELL, THAT CAUSED THE FITS, TOO, HUH ?
YES.
YOU NOTICE NOW, TOO, HE'S STARIN' COCKEYED ?
HE WAS IN HERE NOT TWO HOURS AGO.
DON'T ***' REMEMBER.
NOTHIN' TO BE DONE, HUH ?
NO.
WELL, HE AIN'T COMIN' BACK IN MY JOINT.
HE'S A ***' MAN OF THE CLOTH IN CASE HE ***' FORGETS.
KICKIN' UP HIS LEGS LIKE A FOUR-BIT STRUMPET.
HOW'S TRIXIE'S SPIRITS SEEM TO YOU, HUH ?
HER ABSCESS SEEMS FINE.
THAT AIN'T WHAT I ASKED.
AND I DON'T ANSWER FOR THE STATE OF PEOPLE'S SPIRITS.
COME ON !
BUY A DRINK !
GET YOUR PRICKS SUCKED !
SPEND SOME ***' MONEY, HUH ?!
IT AIN'T CIRCUMSTANCE.
IT'S MY OWN ***' METTLESOME NATURE.
FAR AS WHAT ?
WHAT I'VE DONE, SOL.
AND YOU HAVE TO ADMIRE ME FOR IT.
IT'S MOVED 300 MILES TO SET THE DAMN SITUATION UP
I LEFT MONTANA TO GET AWAY FROM.
DRAWIN' UP PROPOSALS FOR REFUSE DISPOSAL.
UNSOLICITED.
INSULTED HOSTETLER OUT OF MY OWN ***' IRRITABILITY.
I BELIEVE HOSTETLER'S HAD WORSE AFTERNOONS.
WIFE AND CHILD I BARELY KNOW.
I DON'T GUESS YOU NEED ME TO SAY IT.
IF THERE'S A HEAVEN,
YOUR BROTHER SEES WHAT YOU DID AND HE'S GRATEFUL.
MAYBE HE SEES ME BORROWING HIS LIFE
SO I DIDN'T HAVE TO LIVE MY OWN.
PEOPLE HAVE MADE GOOD LIVES OUT OF BORROWED ONES BEFORE.
BUT SHE IS A BEAUTIFUL WOMAN.
THEM STUFFED ENVELOPES FOR THOSE *** AT THE LEGISLATURE,
PAST SMOOTHIN' THE ROAD FOR THE CAMP'S ANNEXATION,
THEY WERE SUPPOSED TO CLEAR UP A PERSONAL SITUATION.
BUT THAT LETTER YOU BORE FROM THE MAGISTRATE
EXPLAINED MY SITUATION WOULD NEED ADDITIONAL ENVELOPES.
NOT MY PROBLEM.
BUT YOU'D UNDERSTAND HOW A MAN WOULD FEEL AGGRIEVED,
LEARNING THAT HE BRIBED A LEGISLATOR TO ANNEX A CAMP,
BUT HADN'T GOT THE SOLD-OUT COCKSUCKERS
TO LIFT THE *** WARRANT AGAINST HIM,
HOW HE'D FEEL THAT HE SPENT A LOT OF TIME
AND TROUBLE AND EXPENSE FOR THE PRIVILEGE OF GETTING HANGED ?
NOT SO FAR I'D EXCUSE HIM ***' ME
THAT ONLY BORE THE MESSAGE.
NO.
I'M HERE TO TAKE YOUR MESSAGE BACK TO THE MAGISTRATE.
WHO I'D BE SURPRISED
IS A LYIN' THIEVIN' DOUBLE-CROSSING ***
ONLY IN HIS DEALINGS WITH ME.
YEAH.
MAGISTRATE CLAGGETT IS A ***.
AND ?
MAKE YOUR OFFER.
HOW CAN YOU PROVE YOU'RE NOT HERE TO CATCH ME IN A SWITCH ?
I'M NOT HERE TO PROVE *** TO YOU.
DOES IT TTER TO YOU THE *** THE WARRANT'S
OUT ON ME FOR KILLING NEEDED MURDERIN'
EVERY ***' DAY HE DREW BREATH ?
NO.
GOOD.
GOTTA GO TO THE BATHHOUSE.
YOU WANT TO ACCOMPANY ME ?
NO ONE'S LOOKING TO *** YOU UP THE ***.
I GOTTA EXECUTE SOMEONE.
HERE'S THE SITUATION.
TWO DOPE FIENDS ROB AND *** AN *** COURIER.
DOPE FIENDS ARE WHITE, *** COURIER'S A ***.
SO FAR, WHO CARES ?
THE *** WHO PAID FOR THE DELIVERY IS A BOSS
AMONGST HIS OWN, GOES BERSERK.
MATTER OF INDIFFERENCE STILL, HUH ?
SOME OF THE DOPE SHOULD HAVE BEEN DELIVERED
BY THE BOSS *** TO A PILLAR OF THE WHITE COMMUNITY,
A WONDERFUL MAN.
ONE OF THE DOPE FIENDS WORKS FOR HIM.
THE OTHER ONE WORKS FOR A CLEVER ***
WHO COULD BE CONSIDERED HIS RIVAL,
AND WHO IS WATCHING THIS FROM HIS BALCONY EVEN AS WE SPEAK.
THANK YOU FOR NOT LOOKING.
THE BOSS *** WANTS TO FEED
BOTH THE DOPE FIENDS TO HIS PIGS.
NO.
WOULD YOU GIVE HIM ONE ?
IS THE BOSS *** THE ONLY SOURCE OF *** IN THE CAMP ?
YUP.
ANY OTHER BUSINESS CONNECTIONS WITH THE WHITE PILLAR ?
SEVERAL.
I'D GIVE HIM ONE.
LET THE DOPE FIENDS DRAW ***' STRAWS.
CLEVER *** WON'T CONSENT TO THAT.
DON'T WANT HIS MAN IN A LOTTERY
THAT COULD DELIVER HIM TO A ***.
IS THE CLEVER *** SPOILING FOR A FIGHT ?
AL.
WHAT YOU ASKED FOR EARLIER ?
I SUSPECT THAT'S WHO IT'S INTENDED FOR.
SMART THINKIN'.
THIS IS LILAH.
SAY HELLO TO THE FELLAS, LILAH.
HELLO, FELLAS.
SPEAKS, TOO.
BE A BIG EARNER FOR YOU, CY.
MAYBE HE IS SPOILIN' FOR A FIGHT.
FELT THAT WAY TO ME.
NO ONE ASKED YOU HOW IT FELT.
MY MONEY'D BE ON HIM TRYING TO PUT THE *** BOSS
IN THE WRONG IN THE EYES OF THE CAMP.
ANYWAYS, THANK GOD I DON'T HAVE TO RELY ON YOU
TO FORMULATE MY PLAN OF ACTION.
YOU WITH ME ?
YEAH, I'M WITH YOU.
MISTER SWEARENGEN.
AL, WE ARE GOOD AND *** UP.
WE ARE *** UP, MISTER SWEARENGEN.
WHAT HAVE WE BEEN SAYIN' REPEATEDLY, DAN ?
AL'S A GOOD GUY.
UH, THAT YOU'D ***' ALLOW US OUR WORKS HERE
AND US PERIODICALLY FIXIN' THE ENTIRE TIME
WE'RE IN THE ***' TUB,
AFTER HOW WE INCONVENIENCED YOU AND *** YOU UP.
*** UP OUR OWN ***' LIVES
FROM THE TIME I WAS A ***' CHILD.
AL.
THANK YOU, MISTER SWEARENGEN, AND YOU ARE A GOOD GUY.
THANK YOU, AL.
ONE OF YOU IS GONNA HAVE TO APOLOGIZE TO WU.
UH, APOLOGIZE ?
I'LL APOLOGIZE.
BRING THAT SLANT-EYED *** OVER HERE.
HE CAN GET IN THE ***' TUB WITH ME.
I'LL APOLOGIZE AND THEN I'LL KISS HIM.
AND THEN I'LL TIE HIM OFF AND I'LL SHOOT HIM UP
AND THEN I'LL BLOW HIM
WITH ***' SOAP.
WE'RE GONNA DRAW STRAWS
TO SEE WHO GOES OVER TO SEE WU.
WE GO THERE ?
I WITHDRAW MY VOLUNTEER.
I AM COMFORTABLE WHERE I AM.
YOU'RE GONNA PICK A STRAW, JIMMY.
WELL-- WELL, WHEN YOU SAY APOLOGIZE, SIR,
COULD YOU BE SPECIFIC WHAT'S GONNA HAPPEN ?
SHORT STRAW APOLOGIZES.
BUT THEN WHAT THE *** IS WU GONNA DO ?
I WORKED IT OUT WITH WU.
YOU DON'T THINK I'D BE HERE
UNLESS I'D WORKED IT OUT WITH WU.
SO UH, OUR APOLOGY'S GONNA BE ENOUGH ?
WE HAPPEN TO BE ***' WHITE.
AND IN CASE YOU HADN'T NOTICED,
HE HAPPENS TO BE A ***' SLANT-EYED ***' CELESTIAL.
HE'S LUCKY TO GET A ***' APOLOGY.
HE'S LUCKY WE'RE WILLIN' TO DO EVEN THAT.
WELL-- WELL, WHY DO I GOTTA PICK ?
I'LL PICK.
I DON'T ***' MIND.
DON'T BE ***' AFRAID.
YOU BE ***' AFRAID YOUR WHOLE LIFE OF EVERY ***' THING.
YOU WANT ME TO PICK, AL ?
I'LL PICK.
AND THEN I'LL BLOW MYSELF WITH ***' SOAP.
PICK, JIMMY.
SHOW ME.
UH, WOULD YOU SHOW ME THE STRAWS, PLEASE, SIR ?
SO I-- SO I KNOW ONE'S LONG AND ONE'S SHORT.
PICK.
CAN I GET OFF AGAIN FIRST ?
IS THAT THE SHORT ONE
OR THE LONG ONE ?
DO NOT THROW UP.
I DON'T WANT TO SMELL YOUR STINK !
REVEREND SMITH.
EVENING, SIR.
EVENING.
REVEREND.
I WATCHED GOODS IN THE TENT THIS UH,
THIS STRUCTURE REPLACED WHILE MESSRS...
BULLOCK AND STAR FIRST TOOK IN THE CAMP.
YOU SURE DID.
WHAT CAN WE DO FOR YOU, REVEREND ?
I'M IN A QUANDARY, GENTLEMEN.
ARE YOU MESSRS BULLOCK AND STAR ?
IN THE FLESH.
YOU ARE THE ABSOLUTE IMAGES OF THEM, GENTLEMEN.
BUT WHAT MAKES ME AFRAID IS I DO NOT RECOGNIZE YOU AS MY FRIENDS.
AND, NATURALLY, I AM AFRAID.
WHAT ARE YOU AFRAID OF, SIR ?
I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S HAPPENING TO ME.
I HAVE VARIOUS AILMENTS,
AND I SUPPOSE THIS IS A FURTHER AILMENT,
BUT OF WHAT SORT, I DON'T KNOW.
AND I'M AFRAID IF YOU ARE DEVILS, WHICH--
WHICH I DON'T BELIEVE YOU ARE,
BECAUSE YOU WERE THE KINDEST MEN OF ALL IN THE CAMP TO ME.
BUT IF YOU WERE DEVILS, I SUPPOSE THAT--
THAT WOULD BE THE TYPE OF SHAPE YOU WOULD TAKE,
AND-- AND IF YOU ARE NOT DEVILS, I...
THEN I AM--
I AM SIMPLY LOSING MY MIND,
AND WITH MY OTHER AILMENTS,
I AM CONCERNED AND AFRAID.
ALRIGHT, REVEREND.
WE'RE THE PEOPLE YOU MET THE NIGHT YOU WATCHED OUR GOODS.
I'M FROM ETOBICOKE, ONTARIO.
I'M FROM VIENNA, AUSTRIA.
WONDERFUL.
YOU'RE HERE WITH FRIENDS.
YES.
YES, I FEEL THAT NOW.
AND I HAVE VARIOUS AILMENTS OF WHICH WE ALL SUFFER.
AND NEXT MORNING, OFTEN FINDS US FEELING BETTER.
YES.
IN ANY CASE, PART OF GOD'S PLAN.
MAY WE WALK YOU BACK TO YOUR TENT, SIR ?
AN EVENING STROLL WITH FRIENDS.
I WOULD SO ENJOY THAT.
LET'S GO THEN.
( Minister ) MISTER SWEARENGEN'S SALOON HAS A NEW PIANO.
YOU TELL YOUR BOSS.
TELL HIM WHAT YOU SAW HERE, HUH ?
I SAW A FAIR PROCEDURE.
I SAW A FAIR PROCEDURE, AL, TO TELL MISTER TOLLIVER.
AGH !
OH, GOD !
DO NOT *** CALL ME AL.
AW.
UGH.
I GUESS TOLLIVER ACHIEVED HIS PURPOSE
STANDING ON THAT BALCONY.
WHY'D YOU KILL YOUR OWN GUY ?
WHY ?
YOU GIVE TOLLIVER'S DOPE FIEND TO THE BOSS ***
INSTEAD OF YOUR OWN GUY, GIVES TOLLIVER THE OPENING
TO MAKE THE BOSS *** LOOK WRONG IN THE EYES OF THE WHITES.
AND HE CAN GO TO WAR WITH ME AND MAKE ME OUT A *** LOVER.
WHAT IF MY GUY HAD DRAWN THE LONG STRAW ?
I GUESS HE'D HAVE BEEN *** OUT OF LUCK.
MISTER ADAMS, DON'T THINK THERE WAS A LONG STRAW.
MISTER ADAMS, MISTER DORITY.
SILAS.
DAN.
SILAS, LIFT YOUR LID.
YEAH.
GET A ***' HAIRCUT.
LOOKS LIKE YOUR MOTHER *** A MONKEY.
WU !
HERE'S THAT *** TO APOLOGIZE.
SAY YOU'RE SORRY, JIMMY.
( pigs squealing )
SWE'GEN.
YEAH.
SWE'GEN HOPES WE AIN'T SIGNED OURSELVES UP FOR KILLIN', TOO.
Captions Copyright 2004 HO BOX OFFICE, INC.
Captioned by HBO COMMUNICATIONS CENTER
♪ AND HOG OF THE FORSAKEN ♪
♪ GOT NO REASON TO CRY ♪
♪ HE GOT TO CHEW THE ANGELS FALLEN FROM UP HIGH ♪
♪ HE AIN'T WAITIN' FOR NO ANSWER ♪
♪ BAKIN' WOEFUL PIE ♪
♪ PIE OF EYESIGHT, PIE BLUE BLACK ♪
♪ WHOA THAT PIE, THE PIE OF... ♪
♪ AND THE HOG OF THE FORSAKEN ♪
♪ HE AIN'T LIKE YOU AND I ♪
♪ WITH BONES ALWAYS BREAKIN' AND NO PLACE TO GO LIE ♪
♪ HE SIT IN THE BOX SO DARK AND WET ♪
♪ HE GOT SO MUCH TIME ♪
♪ HE AIN'T EVEN WORRIED YET ♪
♪ THE HOG OF THE FORSAKEN ♪
♪ HE IS THE PORK OF CRIME ♪