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For tonight's final illusion we have the incredible sack of mystery when you put your money in it miss sue
Tigerfest will return after these messages Hey look. It's a commercial. I was telling you guys about are you completely miserable?
Do you accept it Carl I've always loved you, but I've never had the guts to say wow I'm not
Really psychic
I think we should go and find out never you're forbidden from
Patronizing the competition no one that lives under my roof is allowed under that
Put your money in Gideon's psychic shadow
Let's see what this monster looks like
Hello America my name is a vision. I predict you'll soon all say oh
It came true see
That kids an even bigger fraud than Stan
Lee oh
Is that permanent I'm unappreciated in my time?
You mean this one oh?
When I saw you in the audience I said to myself now, there's a kindred spirit someone who appreciates the
Sparkly things in life and peach so sweet
What do you say we step away from here a bit more perhaps in my dressing room Oh makeovers
And what's going on with those fingernails? You look like a Wolverine no, right?
I'd hang out my new pal Gideon you the one dapper little man, Mabel. I don't trust anyone who's
Whoa the fuel from your family's Factory is nuts good thing we both brought our
I'm speaking from the heart from the where now Mabel. I've never felt this close with anyone so so close
Hey
Okay, then I guess Mabel pines you have made me the happiest boy in the world
Are you sniffing my hair?
Yeah, okay, we agree on something here
I'm not even gonna wait. It's my lady
Jean-luc, what did we discuss about eye contact yes? Yes?
I've never seen so many Forks and water was bubbles in it. Ah ooh
La la oui oui, little shyster is tailing my great-niece
I wonder what the new name will be for the power couple, maybe Regan Gary Abel make it belly on I
Didn't know I didn't hear about it
No real door
You simply must come in for coffee
But I can't it's imported all the way from Colombia Wow I went to jail there once
Some digs you got here. See it is a fantastic business opportunity. Yes, the mystery shack and the tent of telepathy
We've been at each other's throats for far too little debt at each other's throats for fog autograph of your own headshot lady, yeah
Yeah
Mabel tonight state was a complete success and tomorrow's day promises to do you accompany
Gideon to the ballroom dance
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La Sol a door of goodness I can verify that that will indeed happen
Hey, how'd it go?
And I do like Gideon as a friend little sister, so I didn't want to hurt his feelings
I just need to get things back to where they used to be you know friends friend, buddy pal
Tom other word for friend and I said pal uh mate how about soul mate?
It was like quicksand
Chubby quicksand Mabel come on. It's not like you're gonna have to marry Gideon great news Mabel. You have to marry Gideon oh
No Mabel Mabel's not here. She's in sweater town. Are you gonna come out of sweater town? Oh?
Different friends, how are you? You look good? You look good? Thanks you. Uh look Gideon
We gotta talk Mabel isn't joining you tonight, she
Bargains you now so okay cool. Well then again. Sorry man, but uh hey thumbs up, huh?
Thumbs up indeed my friend you've done
You've just made the bacon
Epidote
Ridge say we want to interview you about whether you've seen anything on user well in this here town since you've arrived
Finally I thought nobody would ever ask I have notes in theory special Gideon
Dipper pines how long have you been living in this town a week - you like it here enjoy the scenery
What do you want for me man listen carefully boy this town has secrets you couldn't begin
Reading minds isn't all I can do but but you're a fake. Oh tell me Dipper. It is fake
Soon I don't know what's wrong with me
I thought everything was back to normal, but I still feel all gross like Worley Nate Holt a guy with the tattoos
Maybe letting dipper do
Ignore
Stan was right about you
And I'm gonna make sure you never lie to me again, I am I
I don't understand
Hey, but we can still be makeover buddies right wouldn't you like that?
Not powers oh this isn't over this isn't the last you'll see of well
I rebuke thee
Rebuke, is that a word the entire plans family have invoke URI rages again?
Sorry Stan I have to side with Gideon on this one
Okay, okay, I can see when I'm not wanted spin. I'm sorry, but I'm gonna need that painting
Yeah, the little mutant swore vengeance on the whole family. I guess he's gonna try to nibble my ankles or something. Oh, yeah
Yeah, how is he gonna destroy us now, huh?
Gideon I still love you your problem. You'll see
Ah
Summer break, so do you want cheese on that hon sure a time for leisure recreation and takin her easy
My name is Dipper the girl about spook is my sister Mabel you may be wondering what we're doing in a golf cart fleeing from
a creature of unimaginable horror
Let's rewind
It all began when our parents decided we could use some fresh air
They shipped us up north - yes. You can't keep chewing on my sweater
My sister tended to look on the bright side of things
But I was having a hard time getting used up he called the mystery shack the real mystery was why anyone came
ladies and gentlemen behold the sass crush uh
Do you like me yes definitely absolutely I
Rigged it Mabel. I know you're going through your whole Mabel, but you can call me the girl of your dreams
Oh
My gosh you like turtles I like turtles too. What is happening now oh?
Not good
All right all right look alive people I need someone to go hammer up these signs
Why are all of you if I could all right?
Let's make it eeny meeny miny you Oh what grunkle Stan whenever I'm in those woods
I feel like I'm being watched huh this again. I'm telling you something. It's a good pan so paranoid
Grunkle Stan nobody ever believes anything I what the
What is all this
Unfortunately my suspicions have been confirmed. I'm being watched. I must hide this book before he finds it
Let's go somewhere private
It's amazing grunkle Stan said I was being paranoid
Let me get this straight in the half hour. I was gone you already found a boyfriend. What can I say?
Hey, how's it hangin we met at the cemetery? He's really deep oh
So you want to go hold hands whatever Oh, oh my goodness wait up
Somebody say
Crombie what is that krabi not even a word daisies you
scallywag
it's my sister really dating a zombie or am I just going nuts that's a dilemma to be sure I
Couldn't help, but overhear your talking aloud to yourself in this empty room
But you're gotta have evidence otherwise people are gonna think you're a major-league cuckoo clock as always soos
You're right my wisdom is both the blessing
That would be so awesome guess again sister shebang oh wait, I'm sorry
Zombie is not funny dipper
I'm not joking he's gonna eat your brain dipper listen to me Norman and I are going on a date at 5 o'clock
And I'm gonna be adorable, and he's gonna be playing
Let you ruin it you always know what to say
Soos is right. I don't have any real evidence. I guess I can be kind of paranoid
No, it looks like a face is it a face. It's a rock that looks like a face
For the fifth time it's not an actual face
Don't it's me Seuss. This is full of zombies. Thanks, and this is in case you see a pinata
You can tell me anything. Please be a vampire. Please be a vampire
Alright, just still freaked out. Okay. Just just keep an open mind be cool
And here we have Carson Steve
Jason and I'm sorry I always forget your name remember lock
Smeb you lock yes, anyways long story short blah can't talk today
Look I'm sorry guys you're really sweet, but I'm a girl and your nose
The more you struggle the more awkward this is gonna be for everybody just
Knowns house way off
Gnomes little men of the gravity falls forest weaknesses unknown isn't that right, honey?
Give her back right now, or else you think you can stop us boy
You have no idea what we're capable of you've messed with the wrong creatures boy gnomes of the forest
All right teamwork guys like we practiced
Straight back, man
It's the end of the line kids Mabel marry us before we do something crazy there's got to be a way out of this I
Got it to it. What Mabel left foot there. We go watch those fingers mine
Butter BAM
I
Guess I'm just sad that my first boyfriend turned out to be a bunch of gnomes
Look on the bright side. Maybe the next one will be a vampire. Oh you're just saying that
Awkward wouldn't when you know it um
I accidentally overstocked some inventory so uh that's about each of you take one item from the gift shop on the house
You know really? What's the catch the catch is do it before I change my mind, would you rather have like a doll or something?
Fair enough
My uncle told us there was nothing strange about this town, but who knows what other secrets are waiting to be unlocked