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I'm an older woman
and
I think
my husband is cheating on me
so
I want you to try to seduce him
and I'm a sexy
younger woman,
and I'll seduce your husband but
I really find you sexy
I find you sexy too
now let's make out
Oh days being spent getting girls to kiss
such a hard life I live
Hello and welcome to Day 14 of
the DeFranco Nation Movie Club
as you can tell, from the beginning of today's video
we are watching Chloe,
once again, this is a movie that got mixed reviews,
but was still highly recommended by you guys,
as of course this week, we are still
choosing movies to watch based on
what you guys are recommending
in the comments down below
and the description of the movie Chloe is:
Suspecting her husband, David of infidelity,
doctor Catherine hires sexy escort Chloe
to seduce him and test his faithfulness.
But as Catherine checks in on Chloe's encounters with David,
Chloe's report become increasingly lurid.
Soon, the relationships
between all three intensify in unexpected way.
Renowned filmmaker Atom Egoyan
directs this psychological drama.
So it seems interesting,
maybe it's at least just sexy,
and I'm going to watch it here
on my handy dandy laptop
of course the easiest way
to watch any of the movies that we talk about
and watch on a daily basis
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you'll get a free month trial,
of just instant streaming movies,
so while I watch this movie,
here's a 15 second trailer:
And we're back.
Chloe is an interesting movie,
I mean right off the bat,
I'd say I'd give the movie like a C,
it's nothing special it's just a kind of a movie
talking about, you know, people's insecurites
and what happens when you're insecure about things.
And in this video, I'm not even scared
to spoil the movie for you because
it's so easy to see what exactly is going to happening
the entire time, you're like, this is going to happen,
this is going to happen, this is going to happen
and it just *** dominoes,
I'm starting to think that maybe
80% of you, terrible choice of movies
that being said, very sexy movie
mainly due to the fact,
that I want to do terrible things to Amanda Seyfried
every since I first saw her on Big Love
so let's break it down,
Julianne Moore thinks Liam Neeson is cheating on her,
because Liam Neeson
is *** badass and ladies love him
also he's kind of a flirt and Julianne Moore looks old
so Amanda Seyfried keeps reporting back to
Julianne Moore about how, you know,
she flirted with him and how she eventually
kissed him, and *** him off, and slept with him
but what? big spoiler here
click here if you don't want to hear it
Amanda Seyfried has been lying the entire time
and she hasn't been seducing her husband
she's just been taking her money
and talking to Julianne Moore because she's infatuated with her
and then it leads up to the weirdest/sexiest scene
where Amanda Seyfried and Julianne Moore
have sex, and for some of you, you're like
"That's not sex, there's no penetration!"
I came, so someone was having sex
that's terrible,
that is terrible
then Julianne Moore is all like
"we shouldn't be scissoring! I'm cheating on my husband"
and then she finds out that
Chloe is lying the entire time
about having sex her husband
then Liam Neeson is all like
"Who are you cheating on me with? Oh it's a younger girl, okay
well I'm going to go to work, and I'll be back, but it's all cool."
And then Amanda Seyfriend has sex with Julianne Moore's son
let's be honest, Amanda Seyfried randomly showed up
at your house, and was like "I want to ride your ***"
you'd be like "Okay well that's cool. No yeah my mom's bed is up here
no yeah look at her picture while you're riding me.
This is totally fine with me."
And done, in 12 seconds
and then of course,
because Amanda Seyfriend is bat *** crazy in this movie,
she kills herself,
because she knows that she'll never be able to have
Julianne Moore, it's like
Romeo & Juliet
no it's not, not at all is it anything like that movie
so ultimately,
like I said at the beginning of this review,
it is a C movie
and not something I would heavily recommend
but you can skip like 50 minutes in
or where ever it is in the movie,
and watch Amanda Seyfried go to town on Julianne Moore,
and it's not like a pervy thing
I just like chicks touching each other
that's why Black Swan is one of my favorite movies
it's a great movie,
Mila Kunis going down on Natalie Portman
that's just...anyway
that's a tangent,
of course guys let me know
what you thought of the movie Chloe
down below in the comments
and while you're already down there,
you can recommend movies
that you'd like us to watch, in the upcoming weeks
as well as send in video responses/reviews/opinions
of tomorrow's movie, which is:
An American Werewolf in London
many people consider it a classic,
I watched it yesterday,
while I had a 102.4 degree temperature
so at one point I actually thought I was a werewolf,
which was weird,
so of course send in your respones for that, in closing,
I love your faces,
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and I did I mention?
I still love your faces
I'll see you tomorrow