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♪ When I was just a young boy ♪ ♪ Papa told me Son, ♪ ♪ Always be a good boy ♪ ♪ Don't ever play with guns ♪
♪ But I shot a man in Reno ♪ ♪ Just to watch him die...♪
Hi, and welcome to another edition of Fun with Guns. We're out here today to show you a variety of weapons and how they can be applied towards a number of interestin' targets. Whatta you think about that?
Sounds good to me.
I'm Earl Bob Boll, that's Joe Bob Riley and that's Bob Bob Morrison, right there. We're your hosts here for Fun With Guns.
Awright, what're we gonna do first boys?
Blow sumpm up.
You wanna blow sumpm up? We're gonna blow sumpm up.
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Iran - I got one for the Ayatollah right here.
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Here's one for the Russians.
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I got another one. Here's one for Noriega.
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Oh! - Look at that one. I blew the hell out of that one.
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Bob Bob: Action
What?
Bob Bob: Action!
What?
Bob Bob: Action! Action!
Oh. That's the world there. Just the way I like it.
Geraldo, Oprah, Phil. Hell, I don't even like Johnny Carson. I got your Nielsen rating right here.
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That about does it for that.
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I'll give ya a lite.
Heh heh. Boy, lookit that. You blew that up. That's mighty fine shootin Earl Bob.
Hog ***.
Now we're gonna pour this here uh, black powder, that's uh, Triple F black powder. We're pourin' that in there. We gotta safety fuse down here. Gonna put this tennis ball in here. And just for the helluvit we're gonna throw this uh beer can on top. That's Schaefer beer, a dollar seventy nine a six pack. Awright now, uh, I need a lighter here. Somebody uh, gotta lighter on 'em?
Thank you there, Bob Bob. And uh we're gonna light this thing up right here now. Then I'm gonna get the hell out.
(BOOM)
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Bob Bob: Pretty good ***, ain't it?
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What the ***.
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This is a 2 liter bomb.
This is a mailbox.
Joe Bob: Run Like hell.
(BOOM)
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Now this right here, is a home made 16 gauge shotgun uh, kinda similar to what the Viet Cong manufactured in Viet Nam for use against American personnel. This is a single shot anti-personnel weapon uh, it cost me six dollars to make.
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What I hit?
Joe Bob: Look out a snake!
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Joe Bob: Oooh. Blew the livin' *** outta that.
Mr. Snake: Help Me. Help me. Help me.
Bob Bob: I'll Get the grill started.
Earl Bob: Lunch
Do a little reverse angle shooting for you here.
The safety off.
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I don't like firin' two barrels at once but sometimes it's necessary to get a wide enough spread.
Oooh damn. You blew the hell outa that thing Bob Bob.
We'll see how tough these really are.
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Well, can't say much for that.
Here it is uh, what's left of it.
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Biggest one shot today.
This here is Dr. Crowder's Incendiary Device. A handheld flamethrower retailin' for nineteen ninety five. It's a devastating weapon.
How about shootin" 'em while they're on fire.
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Now, you seen us down here uh, drinkin some beer and shootin guns and a lotta people would say that that ain't right, that's dangerous. Well hell, the way I figger it, why the hell they got the Department of Alcohol Tobacco & Firearms unless you cain't enjoy one without the other, you know what I'm sayin'?
Well, we had a lotta fun today, on Fun with Guns. You kids, you kids at home, don't attempt any of this, that what we've showed you, unless your parents are not home. Awright? Don't do it. Yeah. OK.Take care and we'll see you later.