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Rob Ford, Toronto mayor and Bob Marley fan, seems to have been at it again.
Diners at a fast food restaurant filmed a man who looked a lot like the mayor looking
a lot like he'd had a couple too many, reciting patois to no-one in particular on January
20th.
Despite protests by family members that the Mayor hadn't had a drink since November, a
slightly shaky looking Ford seemed to admit he'd been on the pop.
Now this is fine, whatever. But what's brilliant, just brilliant... Is if we rewind this and
look at just how hungover he is. You can see that behind his eyes he just wants to curl
up into a ball, go to sleep in a dark place and FOR THE LOVE OF GOD PLEASE MAKE THE FLASHING
LIGHTS AND LOUD VOICES STOP.
Ah, that's bettter, maybe I can just stay here for a while and nap. And hopefully not
spew when the lift starts moving.