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History of Barca according to Crackòvia Episode 1: Foundation of the club
Before he got well known as a summer Cup
Gamper was a Swiss who loved sport, he always had many ideas and everything he tried to turn real, it turned real.
He even drove via Ronda Litoral*, which hasn't even built, when he came to Barcelona in 1899, he was just like that, Hans Maximilian Gamper
All begun in Sant Gervasi district, it was a really boring evening and Gamper had had it up to the...
Eggs*, one boiled and 2 fried please,
what a boring evening, maybe we can do something,
I dont know, invent something or so?
Why not making a global system of interconnected computer networks,
let's call it Internet!
What is computer?
Oh, yeah, we should invent computers first..
Or maybe a company which produce cheap furniture designed to be assembled by the consumer?
Let's call it IKAE!
*** idea
poor Hans was surrunded by 2 people without any initative or ideas, if this scene was in a desserts list it would say
one Swiss and two tallats*
when suddenly...
hey, maybe we can start a football club?
That's right a football club, what a great idea, al loren*
Loren, what do you think about it?
Not bad...
Football club, globally known, which will win all titles! And it will be more than a club...
And we will built new stadium called Camp Nou *
And they will make a successful funny TV show about it and make parody of me
Guys, we have to celebrate it, do you know that new club called Light Oil*? They serve french champagne there!
French Champagne! We are not that bad*! al loren*!
I will have a Vichy*
And that's how Futbol Club Barcelona started
Excuse me, can I play with you?
Are you stupid or what? Let's go guys
No? I will found my own club! But we will be strong,
and you will be [known as] the other team of this city
And that's how Real Club Deportivo Espanyol was founded...
And when we will play against each other, we will always win!
And we will have better players, and will win more titles than your club!
...and that's how the sense of humor was founded.
English translation by totalbarca.com