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Why this cruel fate?
Always i must beware of Ganon and his henchman.
He always tries to catch and cage me.
I don't bear it anymore to be always on the run.
But there is one chance for me to escape my fate.
I the name of the three goddess Din, Nayru and Farore.
I beg you golden power, hear my wish.
Stop Ganon, so he can never chase me again.
Arrg, this little hylian, he always interferes.
How i should get Zelda and the Tryforce, when he always ruins my plans.
Ohhh, the "golden power".
It's mine!
Um, but how?
ah, Oh my god?
Why i am wearing a dress?
blond?
Okay, so
Me Ganondorf the Dark Lord, in the body of pricess Zelda?
That's just wrong.
But..
Yes, a nice body, I could get used to it.
And the under-*** are cozy to.
But, who should i chase now? Myself?
I think that won't work.
Um, but wait when I am here, than Zelda must be...
Uh! I just was in the shower!
Och, she will like what she will see.