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Are you fascinated by the unknown? Does the sound of your air conditioner late at
night prompt you to call for an exorcism? Instead of playing video games and
attending sporting events do you find yourself playing with Ouija boards and call for
seances? Then our new class Ghost Seeking 101 class might be for you!
As a student enrolled in Ghost Seeking 101 class, you can be
assured that you'll receive the most up-to-date training in all aspects of dealing with the paranormal.
To start, you'll learn how to find potential paranormal hotspots.
What's going on? Why are you going in my house? Who are you people?
As well as how to comfort and reassure those afflicted!
I'm sorry that your house is haunted.
What?!
Don't worry ma'am. We're with the college! Your house appears to be haunted.
Don't worry - we're gonna take care of it.
But I...
No need to thank us. Just don't come back for a few hours.
Well, if you're sure.
As part of our innovative and cutting edge curriculum you will learn to use
hi-tech camera equipment, such as: The Thermal Cam!
The Frost Cam!
The Gaussian Blur Cam!
The Lineart Cam!
The Jellybean Cam!
And The Old West Cam!
More advanced skills include important, hands-on techniques in how to provoke
and interact with paranormal manifestations.
Is there anyone here with us? If there is anyone here, give us a sign.
Yeah give us a sign!
Come on ghost-ghosts! Are you afraid? Is the big bad ghost afraid to show himself?
Where are you?
This is ridiculous, man!
THis darn ghost-I bet he was a loserÉin his lifetime! He was a loser then, he's a loser now! He can't even get out here and show himself!
Hey it's getting kind of cold in here.
Something's saying "Driod!" Yeah what is that?
My geiger counter thingeee is going off! What's is saying?
There's some craziness!
It keeps saying droid!
Hold on - no its on!
You'll also learn how to decipher EVPs.
I picked this up in the den not 10 minutes ago.
You hear that?!
Yeah, I can totally hear that!
I don't hear it guys.
You fail. Get your stuff and get out.
And how to spot ectoplasm in photographs.
Now Iâ just uploaded some photographs I took in the bedroom.
These have to be the most impressive evidence of paranormal activity I've
ever seen!
Our program also has ties to some of the most important professional scientific
paranormal groups in the field today, including the Southern California Paranormal Brotherhood,
the Trans Continental Parasychology Club,
And these guys, who I met down the street from my house at the comic book shop.
and the United States Paranormal Alliance...
Hey, Wendy!
Hi guys!
What are you guys still doing in my house? You need to get out of here right now!
Is that myÉ!?
All right class, I think that's enough for today's lesson.
Thank you Mr's Smith we'll go ahead and bill you for our services.
Your services? You've ruined my whole house!
Thank you, have a great day!
Whatever your reason for being interested
in â"the other sideâ" I'm sure you'll find the
Ghost Seeking 101 class at College of the Canyons to be light years ahead of any
legitimate or well intentioned psychology course.
Our budget friendly equipment, attractive instructors and can-do attitude make this course a must for
any student who has NO desire to graduate.
Registration begins soon and classes will fill up. For more information visit canyons.edu.